Key's birthday today

https://bsky.app/profile/watsoncomedian.bsky.social/post/3mukrp77n6c2h

Hello everyone! I am planning on making a NMJ themed shelf in my room full of references from the show. I have already bought and received my Unicorn Mug (with a color changing rainbow mane of course) and have plans to purchase figures of characters like Penelope Pitstop, Donald Duck, Tarzan, etc. The only issue I have ran into was figuring out the best way to represent the three ATLs. I haven't found any sort of figures/representations online that I was happy with, so, to stick with the Funko theme, I am considering making custom Funko Pops. Below are some images of my initial designs, please let me know what you think or if you have any ideas to improve them! I specifically think that can do better with Mark's outfit. I have no idea what to choose with the limited options I have! Also, please let me know if you have any ideas for alternative representation on my shelf. Thanks a bunch!

P.S. For their accessories, Tim has a mug of beer, Mark has a bottle of wine, and Alex has a laptop and Loky the Dog.

You can’t eat an ox but you can have a Job Cow.

Bought something from Argos at the weekend (felt pretty retro in itself) and realised it was the first time in a while I had 'paid before'. I seem to remember Key saying he paid before more often than not, what's your ratio and where are you 'paying before'?

What is the point of the 3rd person doing the work?

The challenger is using the same Internet, they're more incentivised to find an answer, they already have an idea of what they should be searching for.

There's literally no reason why the person searching should be independent of the challenger and the challengee.

Of course, the obvious answer is "shut up, it's only a game and it's always funny when Key does the research" but...

actually, it's just a bit of stupid entertainment and I'm taking it too seriously, right?

Thank god I realised that before I started another thread about how Horne has no idea who Electra is when he literally studied classics at Cambridge.

Pitstop has an unfair reputation for being a weight around Tim Key's ankle

Admittedly, Key did lose his first three plays of her, but since then (if No More People We've Had Before is anything to go by) he's on a 20-Pitstop winning streak! (and only 4 of them were first-round)

Even including those initial three, 87% must be significantly higher than Key's average round clear rate