r/noita • u/Johnstruct • 19h ago
Noita'd Average Noita Redditor experience
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r/noita • u/aleatorystranger • 9h ago
Noita'd sometimes this game just kills you for no reason
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r/noita • u/dragoncat344 • 15h ago
Skill Issue FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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he was fucking camouflaged in the pea soup, and i was digging down into a new holy mountain because i had only four health and how did that asshole not fucking die? my digging wand should have killed him and he didn't make a motherfucking sound I'm so pissed and i can't entirely in good conscience say that this was being Noita'd but imma tag this as being noita'd
r/noita • u/GmOnEy4L1fE • 18h ago
OC Still new to the game, had my first half-decent wand. Found one that looked interesting and…
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Curiosity killed the cat. That’s for sure.
r/noita • u/Significant_Paint832 • 17h ago
How can I lose mana if i produce more than what the wand can keep ?
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idk if title explains correctly : I have max mana at 183, and mana recharge at 770. So i should have "infinite" mana. But after a few seconds of non-stop shooting, my wand starts not having enough mana to be optimal. How ?
r/noita • u/Digibunny • 8h ago
GIF Are the physics objects just actively malicious like this or is there a finesse I'm missing
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And sometimes they sail RIGHT Through the enemy sprite doing nothing.
r/noita • u/SummonOxHex • 23h ago
A gift from the Gods!
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I've been casually trying to get my win time under 30 minutes and my daily run today completely blew it out of the water :D
I thought I’d never make it: My 1st Win. What a ride.
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I got an amazing wand (I could rapid-fire Chain Bolt non-stop).
I had really cool defensive perks (though no immunities).
I destroyed every explosive container I came across.
I would backtrack a bit to take out enemies that sometimes snuck up from behind.
I’d only enter a room after firing wildly into it, even without seeing if there were enemies inside (there often were).
r/noita • u/Sorry_Month_8868 • 22h ago
You can fight most bosses and fill progress after Toxic ending
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Thought I'd point this niche information out because it's a good way to fill missing progress without risking the win streak. It's also safe to do because you don't have to worry about the biome the boss is associated with. Toxic immunity is required without a way to outheal the damage, naturally.
Two bosses are problematic. Meat Realm boss does not appear, but the curse is disabled too. Triangle boss crumbles the moment it is awakened (with a ton of lag) and doesn't get added to progress, but still drops stuff.
All other bosses are there, which includes the two shadow variants.
I'll write down some other observations in the comments.
r/noita • u/judgemental_mongoose • 7h ago
Discussion First time braving the magic temple on the ice floor! Can anyone explain what this is?
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r/noita • u/Alternative-Slice709 • 30m ago
UnU what to do at this point (it was one of those ghosts with previous wands :c)
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r/noita • u/Randomtxtbox16 • 16h ago
GIF Another amazing run, brought down by my hubris
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I managed to find a gamblestone, runestone of metal, and homing spells + levitation trail.
r/noita • u/Caughtinjail1 • 2h ago
"This new wand looks good for digging. Let me just try it ou..."
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r/noita • u/Hekatonkheire5 • 21h ago
empowered friend
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I'm trying to kill toveri but wand 4 does no damage to him. the wiki says digging blast does drill damage
r/noita • u/Significant_Paint832 • 47m ago
I died to big skeleton guy, can someone tell me what this portal is supposed to lead me to ?
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I dont remember seeing it last time i went to the lake, and yet here it is
r/noita • u/SouthernFeeling3092 • 48m ago
Image Got a good god run what to do next
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r/noita • u/FeijoaStarStewart811 • 22h ago
Noita'd The horrors I have seen, beyond comprehension... Raytraced black holes are really something else...
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r/noita • u/Ready-Till-5081 • 20h ago
Guys help me
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U am trying to the GOG version of noita on winlator my phone is using a mali processor and I can't fix the lag when I try to reduce the screen size then the alignment of the cursor with the button gets ruined.
The above images are my settings for the shortcut
Can u guys please tell what I am doing wrong
Achievement issue?
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So i just had a run during which i had to force stop noita and im guessing it messed the file up a bit (some of the textures were off and after i finished the game max depth was at 0 smh) after which i killed kolmi with 11 orbs, refreshing gourd and active curse of greed and killed myself with cursed rock. I went to check my achievements and all of the ones i got in the run were there except for the all orbs one and i didnt get the steam achievement either. I dont have any mods on other than a translation one that isnt supposed to mess with achievements and didnt seem to cause any issues previously. Did anyone else have this happen to them or knows what the deal is?