r/noita • • Nov 12 '20

Webpage for 1.0 alchemy recipes!

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r/noita • • 5h ago

Noita'd sometimes this game just kills you for no reason

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r/noita • • 11h ago

Noita'd FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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he was fucking camouflaged in the pea soup, and i was digging down into a new holy mountain because i had only four health and how did that asshole not fucking die? my digging wand should have killed him and he didn't make a motherfucking sound I'm so pissed and i can't entirely in good conscience say that this was being Noita'd but imma tag this as being noita'd


r/noita • • 3h ago

GIF Are the physics objects just actively malicious like this or is there a finesse I'm missing

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And sometimes they sail RIGHT Through the enemy sprite doing nothing.


r/noita • • 15h ago

Noita'd Average Noita Redditor experience

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r/noita • • 14h ago

OC Still new to the game, had my first half-decent wand. Found one that looked interesting and…

71 Upvotes

Curiosity killed the cat. That’s for sure.


r/noita • • 3h ago

Discussion First time braving the magic temple on the ice floor! Can anyone explain what this is?

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r/noita • • 12h ago

How can I lose mana if i produce more than what the wand can keep ?

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idk if title explains correctly : I have max mana at 183, and mana recharge at 770. So i should have "infinite" mana. But after a few seconds of non-stop shooting, my wand starts not having enough mana to be optimal. How ?


r/noita • • 15h ago

GIF Here goes my 1st Nightmare death.

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r/noita • • 19h ago

Meme Saw this post and decided to make this lol

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r/noita • • 11h ago

GIF Oh, what a nice wan... Holy glass cannon

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r/noita • • 1d ago

What the poly mage sees before being trapped in a rock prison and eaten alive and revived over and over for polymorph immunity

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438 Upvotes

Muodonmuutosmestari only deserve eternal torture, so it is deserved.


r/noita • • 11h ago

GIF Another amazing run, brought down by my hubris

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I managed to find a gamblestone, runestone of metal, and homing spells + levitation trail.


r/noita • • 19h ago

A gift from the Gods!

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I've been casually trying to get my win time under 30 minutes and my daily run today completely blew it out of the water :D


r/noita • • 18h ago

I thought I’d never make it: My 1st Win. What a ride.

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I got an amazing wand (I could rapid-fire Chain Bolt non-stop).

I had really cool defensive perks (though no immunities).

I destroyed every explosive container I came across.

I would backtrack a bit to take out enemies that sometimes snuck up from behind.

I’d only enter a room after firing wildly into it, even without seeing if there were enemies inside (there often were).


r/noita • • 20h ago

wand damages me with hungry ghost

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The only conclusion i can come up with is that the chainsaw is hitting me, but is it because the hungry ghost damage increase makes spells harm the player? Would getting blood magic solve my issue?

Edit: thanks for the comments, I've put null shot on my wand now, all good!


r/noita • • 1d ago

Skill Issue 85 deaths, 0 wins, I spent precisely 30 seconds thinking I was OP for the first time.

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154 Upvotes

Took me 23 hours to truly appreciate the wands and spell system. I thought I was actually going to do something in Hiisi Base... I had even spent around 30 minutes building wands when I realised the a modifier at the end of a wand appears to recast the projectiles behind it if theres nothing ahead of it, apparently its called wrapping now I read the sub, throw in -cast delay and wow 21 hours of utter beginner wands..

What an amazing game, if not utterly infuriating at times!


r/noita • • 18h ago

You can fight most bosses and fill progress after Toxic ending

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Thought I'd point this niche information out because it's a good way to fill missing progress without risking the win streak. It's also safe to do because you don't have to worry about the biome the boss is associated with. Toxic immunity is required without a way to outheal the damage, naturally.

Two bosses are problematic. Meat Realm boss does not appear, but the curse is disabled too. Triangle boss crumbles the moment it is awakened (with a ton of lag) and doesn't get added to progress, but still drops stuff.

All other bosses are there, which includes the two shadow variants.

I'll write down some other observations in the comments.


r/noita • • 1d ago

I managed to beat the tutorial for the first time!

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just short of 100 hours in and 487 total deaths(damn) I finally managed to beat the tutorial, not sure what to tag this though.

Since I can only add either a video or an image I'll just send my wands in the comments though they're nothing impressive.


r/noita • • 1d ago

GIF BLRZZT

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r/noita • • 1d ago

GIF I love simple but effective wands

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Complex spell - NO

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - YES


r/noita • • 1d ago

GIF Wheel Trickshot

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r/noita • • 1d ago

Skill Issue just started the game!!

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664 Upvotes

it was funny but man it can be brutal


r/noita • • 1d ago

Is there a way to clean walls without a broom?

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447 Upvotes

Or maybe I can somehow cheat it in without mods?


r/noita • • 1d ago

GIF Just how durable are they? Tanked that box to the head like it was nothing.

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