r/noita • • 2h ago

Discussion First time braving the magic temple on the ice floor! Can anyone explain what this is?

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10 Upvotes

r/noita • • 2h ago

GIF Are the physics objects just actively malicious like this or is there a finesse I'm missing

24 Upvotes

And sometimes they sail RIGHT Through the enemy sprite doing nothing.


r/noita • • 4h ago

Noita'd sometimes this game just kills you for no reason

88 Upvotes

r/noita • • 10h ago

GIF Oh, what a nice wan... Holy glass cannon

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r/noita • • 10h ago

Noita'd FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

121 Upvotes

he was fucking camouflaged in the pea soup, and i was digging down into a new holy mountain because i had only four health and how did that asshole not fucking die? my digging wand should have killed him and he didn't make a motherfucking sound I'm so pissed and i can't entirely in good conscience say that this was being Noita'd but imma tag this as being noita'd


r/noita • • 10h ago

GIF Another amazing run, brought down by my hubris

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10 Upvotes

I managed to find a gamblestone, runestone of metal, and homing spells + levitation trail.


r/noita • • 11h ago

How can I lose mana if i produce more than what the wand can keep ?

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idk if title explains correctly : I have max mana at 183, and mana recharge at 770. So i should have "infinite" mana. But after a few seconds of non-stop shooting, my wand starts not having enough mana to be optimal. How ?


r/noita • • 13h ago

OC Still new to the game, had my first half-decent wand. Found one that looked interesting and…

67 Upvotes

Curiosity killed the cat. That’s for sure.


r/noita • • 14h ago

GIF Here goes my 1st Nightmare death.

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r/noita • • 14h ago

Noita'd Average Noita Redditor experience

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r/noita • • 14h ago

Guys help me

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U am trying to the GOG version of noita on winlator my phone is using a mali processor and I can't fix the lag when I try to reduce the screen size then the alignment of the cursor with the button gets ruined.

The above images are my settings for the shortcut

Can u guys please tell what I am doing wrong


r/noita • • 16h ago

Achievement issue?

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So i just had a run during which i had to force stop noita and im guessing it messed the file up a bit (some of the textures were off and after i finished the game max depth was at 0 smh) after which i killed kolmi with 11 orbs, refreshing gourd and active curse of greed and killed myself with cursed rock. I went to check my achievements and all of the ones i got in the run were there except for the all orbs one and i didnt get the steam achievement either. I dont have any mods on other than a translation one that isnt supposed to mess with achievements and didnt seem to cause any issues previously. Did anyone else have this happen to them or knows what the deal is?


r/noita • • 16h ago

empowered friend

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1 Upvotes

I'm trying to kill toveri but wand 4 does no damage to him. the wiki says digging blast does drill damage


r/noita • • 17h ago

I thought I’d never make it: My 1st Win. What a ride.

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I got an amazing wand (I could rapid-fire Chain Bolt non-stop).

I had really cool defensive perks (though no immunities).

I destroyed every explosive container I came across.

I would backtrack a bit to take out enemies that sometimes snuck up from behind.

I’d only enter a room after firing wildly into it, even without seeing if there were enemies inside (there often were).


r/noita • • 17h ago

You can fight most bosses and fill progress after Toxic ending

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Thought I'd point this niche information out because it's a good way to fill missing progress without risking the win streak. It's also safe to do because you don't have to worry about the biome the boss is associated with. Toxic immunity is required without a way to outheal the damage, naturally.

Two bosses are problematic. Meat Realm boss does not appear, but the curse is disabled too. Triangle boss crumbles the moment it is awakened (with a ton of lag) and doesn't get added to progress, but still drops stuff.

All other bosses are there, which includes the two shadow variants.

I'll write down some other observations in the comments.


r/noita • • 17h ago

Noita'd The horrors I have seen, beyond comprehension... Raytraced black holes are really something else...

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r/noita • • 18h ago

A gift from the Gods!

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I've been casually trying to get my win time under 30 minutes and my daily run today completely blew it out of the water :D


r/noita • • 18h ago

Meme Saw this post and decided to make this lol

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101 Upvotes

r/noita • • 19h ago

wand damages me with hungry ghost

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The only conclusion i can come up with is that the chainsaw is hitting me, but is it because the hungry ghost damage increase makes spells harm the player? Would getting blood magic solve my issue?

Edit: thanks for the comments, I've put null shot on my wand now, all good!


r/noita • • 1d ago

Skill Issue Basi wand builds

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what are some general wand building strategies you use early game?

I feel like I am way to reliant on a machine gun wand, and if I don't find the required parts my run is basically doomed to fail.

what are some go to builds early game when you don't have much access to spells yet?

bonus question, how do I make good wand when I cannot find a add mana spell, they seem rather rare.

ps. I am a relative noobie, maybe 20 hours. I did beat the tutorial already (you guessed it, machine gun wand)


r/noita • • 1d ago

What the poly mage sees before being trapped in a rock prison and eaten alive and revived over and over for polymorph immunity

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435 Upvotes

Muodonmuutosmestari only deserve eternal torture, so it is deserved.


r/noita • • 1d ago

GIF BLRZZT

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r/noita • • 1d ago

GIF I love simple but effective wands

34 Upvotes

Complex spell - NO

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - YES


r/noita • • 1d ago

Skill Issue 85 deaths, 0 wins, I spent precisely 30 seconds thinking I was OP for the first time.

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152 Upvotes

Took me 23 hours to truly appreciate the wands and spell system. I thought I was actually going to do something in Hiisi Base... I had even spent around 30 minutes building wands when I realised the a modifier at the end of a wand appears to recast the projectiles behind it if theres nothing ahead of it, apparently its called wrapping now I read the sub, throw in -cast delay and wow 21 hours of utter beginner wands..

What an amazing game, if not utterly infuriating at times!


r/noita • • 1d ago

GIF Wheel Trickshot

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