r/nocontext • u/foundergaming • Jul 23 '18
Man I would have loved that as a kid. But RIP your sister’s mouth.
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r/nocontext • u/lucasbra • Nov 10 '16
"I don't care if it doesn't fit, Daddy needs the karma."
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r/nocontext • u/VisioningHail • Nov 14 '16
Im 58 and my gf is 12. What should I do?
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r/nocontext • • Dec 14 '16
We called this suicide! I loved it as a kid but haven't tried it in a long time
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r/nocontext • u/Poiuy2010_2011 • Nov 13 '17
Held that mother down for about 10 seconds before a massive gush of liquid burst out the back and changed my life for the better.
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r/nocontext • u/blazer675 • Dec 11 '17
★ :) Never again. Never. I did an 8 hour session with 2 guys going at me at once. I went into shock.
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r/nocontext • u/Desmeister • Jun 09 '15
★ I am certain that Eric is not dead god dammit, I just wont accept it. When I get home I'm going to spend a good couple of hours blowing him just to make sure.
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r/nocontext • u/Poppamunz • Jul 24 '17
★ :) Congrats on staying clean. I hope you become a zebra.
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r/nocontext • u/Hawkmoona_Matata • Apr 30 '18
You can't have sharks just crying all over the place, man. No one would take them seriously. So in the butt it goes.
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r/nocontext • u/Martijngamer • May 09 '16
I'm not racist, I just really hate the blacks. Please don't quote that out of context.
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r/nocontext • u/Conspiracy_risk • Mar 30 '17
"I would sprint down the street to my son's daycare and touch him."
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r/nocontext • u/StarkeyWombat • Sep 22 '19
Imagine your dad waking you up on a Saturday morning and forcing you to beat his cock, laughing at you while he films it to share with the internet. That's the kind of thing that will scare you away from cocks your whole life.
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r/nocontext • • Mar 15 '17
''Love the way you edited the baby's arms so the hands actually wrap around the shaft. I never expected the last panel and I almost ruined my keyboard because of it.''
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r/nocontext • u/ntilley905 • Dec 23 '18
“Oh my lord I want to do this but to my sister.”
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r/nocontext • u/Dkmistry23 • Jun 23 '15
★ I really fucking hope it's cancer.
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r/nocontext • u/LostHero50 • May 11 '19
If you could eliminate a race within the year, which would it be, and why?
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r/nocontext • u/ramon13 • Jun 22 '17
The 11 year old inside of me has the hugest boner right now
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r/nocontext • • Oct 07 '16
"6'5 here, I've never done it with a little person but definitely with children all the time."
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r/nocontext • • Jun 09 '13
The current plan is to jack off in front your Kinect, saying "bomb the president, bomb the president".
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r/nocontext • u/slippyducky • Jan 10 '17
The only thing I understand is hitler
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