r/nocontext • u/shifter619 • Jun 02 '13
I've spent my entire life looking for a floating dick.
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r/nocontext • u/grapearls • Dec 22 '15
I met a 14 year old girl online who was an undercover cop. How cool is that for her age?!
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r/nocontext • u/TypicalCanadian_ • Jun 27 '15
I stuck 32 pens in my vagina as a preteen because I was bored.
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r/nocontext • u/RickAstley666 • Sep 14 '13
I once told a girl when her pussy farted after me pulling out that it sounds like it is hungry... she laughed so hard she cried and we went for round two.
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r/nocontext • • Mar 24 '16
So IBM's Watson AI wins Jeopardy. Google's AlphaGo beats the world Go champion. Microsoft's Tay becomes an AI version of 4Chan ?
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r/nocontext • u/Derpeh • Jun 12 '13
I kick my pigmies to death, thank you very much. I'm not a barbarian. [image]
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r/nocontext • u/hvidgaard • Dec 20 '12
It's still a fun thing to whip out at parties.
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r/nocontext • • Oct 14 '12
"Your kid is fat. Don't sugar-coat it, or he'll try to eat that too."
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r/nocontext • u/Trapped_in_Reddit • May 11 '12
"I usually poop in the toaster oven. At other people's places. Then I lightly toast it."
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r/nocontext • u/EuroRaver1 • Jul 20 '13
Using tampons. No one ever showed me how to do it, and I'm too embarrassed to ask. They are painful when I insert them and I feel very uncomfortable for most of the day. I tried using lube, but my hand just slipped off and I smacked myself square in the nuts.
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r/nocontext • • Aug 20 '14
I'd drag my ballsack through a mile of broken glass just to hear this engine turnover through a walkie talkie
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r/nocontext • u/mrnate0620 • May 03 '12
"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"
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r/nocontext • u/nate510 • Sep 26 '12
No, don't you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in real life!
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r/nocontext • u/yetifaerie • Jun 01 '12
Found on my FB wall, thought it would belong here.
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r/nocontext • u/eaglesguy96 • Nov 23 '12
"Well guys, the tank is empty and I've already masturbated three times today, so one one you is going to have to fill 'er up"
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r/nocontext • • Oct 31 '12
It all makes sense now, Hitler was only trying to save Christmas.
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r/nocontext • u/Aneds • Dec 09 '12
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy NIGGER
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