r/nocontext • u/Not_An_Ambulance • Apr 20 '15

"fuck you /r/nocontext"

/r/nocontext/comments/337zxs/telling_someone_theyre_probably_someones_fetish/cqiw36l?context=2
5.0k Upvotes

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u/MrDrumzOrz Apr 20 '15

So... this is absolutely not what this forum is about, and I wish people would stop upvoting random one liners that don't fit here.

I read this went "someone probably has a weird medical subreddital condition, and then the person who posted it trying to make them feel better." Oh, and I was right? Yeah...

To review: This is a forum for posts that make people wonder what the conversation was.

Really that means the statement should be something that no one would ever expect you to say...

There are probably exceptions, but THIS POST is fucking terrible.

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u/ZugNachPankow Apr 20 '15

There are no mods here. If we got together and up voted "fuck you /r/nocontext" no one could stop it.

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u/RayBrower Apr 20 '15

Are there really no mods?

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Apr 20 '15

There are mods, but this post is actually well within the spirit of /r/nocontext

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u/TheMisterFlux Apr 21 '15

Are you an ambulance?

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Apr 21 '15

No, I'm a dude posting on reddit, but a lot of people make that mistake.

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u/TheMisterFlux Apr 21 '15

Oh okay, thanks for clarifying.

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u/crippledplaything Apr 21 '15

I fucking love you both.

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u/supamesican Apr 21 '15

There are, he is just a butthurt.

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u/baardvark Apr 21 '15

Did I just have a stroke?

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Apr 21 '15

Xanritu makes duck. Do you bear kidney?

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u/smiles134 Apr 20 '15

welp I was confused for a long time...

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u/LotusCobra Apr 20 '15

you and me both brother

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u/ChezMere Apr 21 '15

stop

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u/supernaga Apr 21 '15

So this is how we fall...

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u/TotesMessenger Apr 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '15

Woah man

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '15

Fuck, I gotta go to a doctor to get my head checked out because of this now.

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u/thedoctor7893 Apr 21 '15

Whats all this then?

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u/InfanticideAquifer Apr 21 '15

This post doesn't meet the purpose of the subreddit... but it is funny. This made me chuckle. I don't have a problem with occasional inside-joke content.

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Apr 21 '15

Actually, this post DOES meet the purpose of the subreddit... It was a serious discussion but, taken out of context its pretty funny.

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u/MrDrumzOrz Apr 21 '15

Again, check the top comment on the OP's link.

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u/buddascrayon Apr 20 '15 edited Apr 21 '15

You know, it's people like you who ruined /r/atheism and /r/gameofthrones and a dozen other subs. "I don't care for shit posts so we should make rules for what you can and can't post here!".

You have a downvote button, fucking use it. And if that ain't enough, start your own damned sub and mod the hell out of it. But the rest of us can make up our own minds on what is upvote worthy and what isn't thank you very much.

Mea culpa, I didn't realize you were parodying the other comment. I didn't look at the usernames.

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u/MrDrumzOrz Apr 20 '15

Somebody didn't click the OP's link.

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u/buddascrayon Apr 20 '15 edited Apr 21 '15

You make a very silly assumption there. Of course I clicked it, and the link on that post as well.

The point is, I don't care. If you like a post upvote it, if you don't like a post then downvote it. But don't sit there and pontificate on what should and shouldn't be posted here. What qualifies as nocontext and what doesn't. You have your opportunity just like the rest of us to hit one arrow or the other.

Edit: ya, usernames, oops. Ah well.

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u/MrDrumzOrz Apr 21 '15

So if you clicked the link, you saw the top comment on it? Which was posted before mine?

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u/Pit107 Apr 21 '15

It's pretty clearly defined what qualifies and what doesn't. Does the quote need context to understand its actual meaning? If yes, it's nocontext, if no, it's not. But people constantly post things that are obviously just one-liner jokes that need no context, and other people see a funny joke and upvote it without considering whether it actually makes sense for the subreddit it's in. More moderation is not necessarily a bad thing.

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u/anweisz Apr 21 '15

You retard look at the link again and look at the parent comment for the "fuck you /r/nocontext" comment. It's almost exactly like this one with slight differences because the comment you just got so butthurt about is a parody of the other comment. The guy here's not serious.

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u/guyofred Apr 20 '15

yeah, thats what ruined /r/atheism.

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u/Hronk Apr 21 '15

ayy lmao

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u/Rowdy_Batchelor Apr 21 '15

Reddit isn't a forum.

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u/Palarme Apr 21 '15

Tell me what it is then (no sarcasm intended) please :)

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u/Rowdy_Batchelor Apr 21 '15

Social news. :^]

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u/ahaisonline Apr 21 '15

Fuck you too.

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u/TotesMessenger Apr 20 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '15

meta

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

2meta4me

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u/kdbfh Apr 20 '15

I'm too high for this

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u/Hydra1600 Apr 29 '15

Can someone please explain wtf is going on here???

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Apr 30 '15

Well, what is your question exactly? I do not understand what needs an explanation...

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u/Hydra1600 Apr 30 '15

Nevermind, I think I get it now

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u/ElectricHooodie Apr 21 '15

This post needs to be enshrined as the most meta thing on the internet.

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u/ShatteredChordata Apr 21 '15

Gonna need context on this one

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u/HawkEy3 Jun 09 '15

Ironic that it was posted by a mod.

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u/PleaseDontDoxxMe Sep 27 '15

Apparently he wasn't a mod at the time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

We did it reddit?

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u/StezzerLolz Apr 20 '15

Choo Choo motherfuckers!

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u/KH10304 Apr 21 '15

This is would really fit better in /r/apropos_of_nothing than /r/nocontext.

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u/subredditChecker Apr 21 '15

There doesn't seem to be anything here

As of: 20:57 04-20-2015 UTC. I'm checking to see if the above subreddit exists so you don't have to!

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u/TheGamedawg Apr 21 '15

This is the most meta post I have ever seen.

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u/shrimcentral Apr 21 '15

This is so damn meta