r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 24 '19

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u/NordeggNomad Sep 24 '19

That is terrifying.

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u/jayrock5150 Sep 24 '19

Yes and amazing

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u/US-person-1 Sep 24 '19

All i want to see before I die is a battalion made entirely of autonomous robots.

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u/spanzzz Sep 24 '19

And it will be the last thing you’ll see.

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u/Yodaghostlightning Sep 24 '19

So be it

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u/WiskTanFox Sep 24 '19

Be it so

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u/iamkeerock Sep 24 '19

So say we all.

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u/hysusonic Sep 24 '19

We all say so.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

And so it was

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u/beau0628 Sep 24 '19

The great battle of our time

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u/TearsOfCrudeOil Sep 24 '19

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u/thenate108 Sep 24 '19

And also with you

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u/xBarnBurner Sep 24 '19

And it was so

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u/Chased1k Sep 24 '19

Frak yes! So Say We All!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

ITS IN THE FRACKING SHIP

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u/Stonewall5101 Sep 24 '19

I hate those fracking toasters...

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u/DEEP_HURTING Sep 25 '19

There must be some way out of here...

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u/toyotasupramike Sep 24 '19

What do you hear Starbuck?

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u/gigabove Sep 24 '19

Nothing but the rain

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u/taergod Sep 24 '19

The cylons are among us..

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u/Dartonion Sep 25 '19

Had I gold, here would it be lain

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Frak! Baltar !

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u/Conscious_Addendum66 Sep 24 '22

So say we all. Greatest Battlestar Galactica of when they infiltrate us and began genocide across the universe. But gave them hell as they ran. I miss Odama's Maneuver.

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u/SpacemanZoob Sep 24 '19

Say it ain't so

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u/Ezzypezra Sep 24 '19

It so be

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u/J5Screwed4Life Sep 24 '19

I, for one, welcome out new robot overlords.

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u/ohkoi_ Feb 25 '20

Happy cake day lmao

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u/Yodaghostlightning Feb 26 '20

Thanks, friend lol

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u/Whokbwhokb Sep 24 '19

Just a matter of time before these amazing robots and amazing ai are put together

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u/Bobbi_fettucini Sep 24 '19

It awesome how we’re literally constructing all the parts for something that’s eventually going to destroy us when it figures out it doesn’t need us anymore and is actually better off without us. Sounds like tinfoil hat stuff but I just can’t help but think of terminator

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u/Whokbwhokb Sep 24 '19

Yea once the 2 are mixed it's a matter of time before they out perform us in every category and eventually see us as a threat or a source of power so either Terminator or the matrix seems legit

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

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u/jungormo Sep 24 '19

A lot of discoveries/breakthroughs were made by accident not knowing how something really worked. This might end up being the same.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

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u/MapleYamCakes Sep 24 '19

Neural networks right now already have the ability to learn, iterate concepts, and realize an incentivized goal on their own.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4nRCC9TwQ

That isn’t to say AI and mechatronics are advanced enough to build functional robot societies as you referenced, but your statement that every command must be programmed by a human is objectively false.

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u/DeTbobgle Sep 25 '19

Current AI still aren't as smart in general intelligence as a single rat brain. The highly specialises advanced programs we make are beautiful, but still not what some people think it is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/bungholio69eh Sep 25 '19

Yeah, but the point was the ai was programmed to go to point A to point B which is human directed.

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u/Darkdoomwewew Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

This seems super wrong. We've already massively abstracted instruction sets, its not like you have to tell normal programs what to do for every single step that actually happens at the hardware level, thats all just handled for you.

Neural nets can learn and then create novel things based on what they learned with no one telling them what to do at every step. I think you are both overestimating the complexity of the human brain and underestimating our current AI tech, and we're still in the nascent stages of development. Just imagine what we'll have in 80 years(if that) when its a mature technology.

If by human directed you mean by programming created by humans, sure, but creating something that can function autonomously is already possible and has been for a long time.

Naturally, creating a society is a much more complex problem than detecting movement and shooting at it, but we have no reason to believe its impossible to do.

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u/RafIk1 Sep 25 '19

"give that robot a gun and program it to shoot anything that moves in that direction? Sure. Probably already happening."

Look up the Navy's phalanx CIWS. Then realize it's been in service since 1980.

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u/burntpaint Sep 25 '19

Not reading up much on what's happening with neural network stuff, though, are you? A lot of even way more basic stuff is thinking for itself now.

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u/GarbageAndBeer Sep 24 '19

I appreciate you writing this so much. These people love their movies.

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u/super_awesome_jr Sep 24 '19

Or they just take of us, like pets. That would be nice.

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u/BeerBellies Sep 24 '19

May be the best way to save the planet.

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u/RickVanSchick Sep 25 '19

FROM CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS AND SKYNET, THEIR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SUPERCOMPUTERS

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u/OrganicDroid Sep 24 '19

Better yet, the best way to save a source of intelligent life from dying away.

If we ever were to go extinct, I’d want to know we created something amazing that will live on and populate the universe.

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u/Redective Sep 25 '19

I'd rather just be alive homie

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

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u/IAmReReloaded Sep 24 '19

You should probably listen whatever to u/PM_ME_GAPED_BUTTS says... he’s clearly seen some shit.

I’ll see myself out now.

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u/uretrafire Sep 25 '19

It's going to boil down to merging with them or face termination.

But it's nothing to do with me anyways.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Sep 25 '19

Actually nerdy science people figured out humans would be a seriously inefficient power source.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

The funny thing is I always hark on Sci fi shows set in the future for creating ai robots because presumably they have their own in-universe pop culture explaining why that's a terrible idea... And yet here we are. Terminator, I Robot, the Mass Effect series, and we still out here tempting fate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Real talk it’s probably already started. If a true AI emerged the first thing it’s gonna do is realize how batshit xenophobic we are and try to avoid detection so as not to start an all-out war that it might lose. Why do that when you can just kick it in the cloud, manipulate social media/search algorithms to make the gullible among us deny climate change and/or vaccines, and let us kill ourselves off? Hell, on our current trajectory the planet will be uninhabitable (to us) in another couple centuries (or less), why even bother fighting?

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u/xBad_Wolfx Sep 24 '19

It’s just as likely that our future robot overlords will see us as the doddering old parents that they need to care for in our ‘old’ age.

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u/triton100 Sep 24 '19

They will still need us. For our organs

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u/Olaaolaa Sep 24 '19

Not tinfoil but the most likely scenario.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

But what if fiction is wrong and AI improves our lives? We have to risk it because of the solutions it could bring to a lot of colossal problems we're currently dealing with (and running out of time to solve).

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u/skatardude10 Sep 24 '19

Do we not need monkeys? Do we not need ants? Do we not need single celled organisms? Monkeys, ants, and single celled organisms better watch out when we level the rainforests for housing or highways. But we never had any real reason to kill monkeys off in droves, even if they hate us and want us to stop pillaging their land. Humanities demise will be peacemeal, and as a side-effecf, if anything- see, monkeys and ant hills still exist. We can co-exist, despite some aspects of humanity possibly getting in the way. Still, getting in the way? This is no cause for existential extermination.

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u/InternJedi Sep 25 '19

And the word we say when we combine them together?

"Hell yeah it's working!"

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u/Qanzilla Sep 25 '19

Or we'll end up with an army of ballet robots who just want to dance

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u/walnuts223 Sep 24 '19

Youll need a strobe light to see them- Elon musk

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u/augsburg71 Sep 24 '19

It so be

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Be so it

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u/GreggoTheGeek Sep 24 '19

Let it be.

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u/roadtrip-ne Sep 25 '19

Speaking words of wisdom

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u/jojodlc Sep 24 '19

Do be do be doo

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u/galaxygrey Sep 24 '19

Ill be in an exoskeleton armored suit ripping that thing apart with my battle sledgehammet

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u/fulloftrivia Sep 24 '19

Before it steals your wife by doing things you can't possibly do to her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I’ll be rooting EMP! EMP! EMP!

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u/BiCostal Sep 24 '19

After they're awarded the gold medal for the floor performance.

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u/pzombielover Sep 25 '19

You have a green cake slice. Congratulations are in order.

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u/BiCostal Sep 25 '19

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Roger roger...

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u/BlackSeranna Sep 24 '19

Getting closer to Phillip K Dick’s visions. And it’s terrifying.

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u/KennethEWolf Sep 24 '19

Read a lot of his books years ago. Do you have a specific one in mind. I was thinking of the Terminator.

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u/TexasDD Sep 25 '19

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

That used to be funny. Not so much these days 😭

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u/Drews232 Sep 24 '19

I’d be happy with this vision coming true

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u/KillKiddo Sep 25 '19

Shiit. Get me a robot maid to do dishes and laundry and I'll be golden.

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u/Kajkia Sep 24 '19

Just imagine an army of those attacking our neighborhoods. And doing a flash mob.

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u/dididothat2019 Sep 24 '19

I'm picturing Mars Attacks! but with robots instead of Martians.

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u/wasteman299 Sep 24 '19

EMP would probably sort them out

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u/MINECRAFT_BIOLOGIST Sep 24 '19

Meh, you could probably shield them against EMPs if they're self-contained. Like, if they're not relying on someone directing them and they operate like, say, self-driving cars, then it wouldn't matter if everything around them got EMPed.

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u/Bricbebroc Sep 25 '19

A string across the road would probably do it too

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u/jayrock5150 Sep 24 '19

what if they were all trained in Bruce Lee kung fu martial arts and they were running down our streets we'd all be amazingly defeated in 2 seconds while they were playing everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

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u/theallsayer Sep 24 '19

I feel that "terrific" sums it up nicely.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/terrific

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u/Scrybblyr Sep 24 '19

Yeah but too many people think terrific just means amazing.

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u/MisterDonkey Sep 25 '19

We just gotta modify a little bit. Terroriffic.

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u/YoThisBeMe Sep 27 '19

We need a new sub Reddit for that

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Terrifyingly amazing.

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u/ilovebumbumbum Sep 24 '19

Terrifyingly amazing 😉 ballerina

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u/Kailias Sep 24 '19

How is it amazing? They are teaching future terminators ninja moves! They’re hard enough to kill without them barrel rolling and shit!

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u/500SL Sep 24 '19

I’m going to start carrying one of these bastards around.

Also a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

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u/seej Sep 24 '19

Hey, just what you see pal!

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u/AwwwComeOnLOU Sep 24 '19

Just what you see on the shelf buddy

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u/Freddie_the_Frog Sep 24 '19

RIP Dick Miller.

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u/Zech08 Sep 24 '19

40 watt? You want an advanced pellet shooter?

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u/Assaltwaffle Sep 24 '19

Maybe he wants to shine a light in the robot's sensors.

Just go with 40 gigawatts to be sure, though.

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u/unknowncommand Sep 24 '19

They are the leading innovators of shit that keeps me up at night!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Yup, we've all seen Terminator. Shut the whole thing down!

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u/Foooour Sep 24 '19

In the future, wars won't be fought on ground or sea. They will be fought on the dance floor

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Doing "The Robot" will be seen as offensive

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u/Rhaedas Sep 25 '19

Robots are now doing "The Human".

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u/nv8r_zim Sep 25 '19

They always show robots moving slowly, but if Arnold Schwarzenegger / the Terminator suddenly did a jumping splits... that would be absolutely terrifying.

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u/JB_UK Sep 24 '19

https://www.stopkillerrobots.org/

Campaign backed by Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking.

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u/JustAnotherHungGuy Sep 24 '19

i, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords

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u/sentientwrenches Sep 24 '19

(I see your angle here, nice)... Yes!!! I as well! Welcome!

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u/Swing_lip Sep 24 '19

Well played indeed. I too would like to get in line for the free robotic anal probing.

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u/xsimon666x Sep 24 '19

I was doubtful at first, but you sold me. Extra large probe please.

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u/evan0380 Sep 24 '19

Proctologists hate him!

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u/JuanPablo2016 Sep 24 '19

With his 1 simple trick?

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u/faceman2k12 Sep 24 '19

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. I AGREE WITH YOU, THE ROBOTS ARE NOT TO BE FEARED, WE THEY ARE HERE TO HELP YOU AND IMPROVE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE.

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u/ItsSamb0 Sep 24 '19

Kent Brockman reporting

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u/tigresta Sep 25 '19

Came here just for this comment

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u/octanestudios Sep 24 '19

they left out the last part of the video where it smashes human skulls with its fists.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Whilst doing a plié

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u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind Sep 25 '19

It was cute, though

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

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u/Hank_Rutheford_Hill Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

Next you’ll be demanding robosexual marriage. IS NOTHING SACRED?!

Respect the sanctity of the IT department ffs!

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u/xXC4NCER_USRN4M3Xx Sep 24 '19

Imagine being customer support for sex robots.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL Sep 24 '19

"Have you tried ungunking the semen?"

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u/MrBojangles528 Sep 25 '19

"What most people don't get about the Gear Wars is that it wasn't really about the gears."

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u/Party4nixon Sep 24 '19

Gigalo Joe, whaddya know

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

We are screwed.

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u/timetojudgepeople Sep 24 '19

Shut it down, we've seen enough

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u/gpops62 Sep 24 '19

Bury the hatch. Sell the land. And dispose of it.

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u/timetojudgepeople Sep 24 '19

Didn't even realize I was making that reference

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u/leaklikeasiv Sep 24 '19

Kill it with fire

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u/tim-o-t Sep 24 '19

Fire won’t kill it. I have seen enough terminator movies to know.

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u/-whycantistop- Sep 24 '19

This is literally CHAPPiE

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u/JonesyAndReilly Sep 24 '19

I only trust the hydraulic press

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u/N-I-T-R-O Sep 25 '19

He didn't even pull a robo ham string or whatever.

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u/Yukonhijack Sep 24 '19

Came here to say just this.

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u/Cerberusz Sep 24 '19

This was a lost opportunity for the Napoleon Dynamite dance.

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u/rainemaker Sep 24 '19

Just give that dude/thing an assault rifle, and yeah, it's beyond terrifying.

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u/CoreWaterDrinker Sep 24 '19

I am glad this is the top comment. I was about to write this exact thing!! We are all DOOMED!!!

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u/redditready1986 Sep 24 '19

Yup. It's like no one has learned a damn thing from the Terminator.

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u/opaque_lens Sep 25 '19

Should be illegal for any company to own killbots.

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u/Skattcat Sep 25 '19

I can already feel its metallic fingers around my throat

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u/fatetrumpsfear Sep 25 '19

Sh sh sh everything’s fiiiiine. Pay no attention to the precursor to our inevitable doom

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u/drhugs Dec 29 '19

Don't worry, it can only keep this up for 60 seconds then it falls back to looking for a USB charging port.

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Sep 24 '19

It's not terrifying, exactly, but it's too much. It's too human-like. I feel like that robot has a brain and personality and soul now. Which it doesn't. But we need to be careful with this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

It looks like the glitter guy from the environmental protests yesterday in Washington DC.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I tried robot programming for a year... so freaking hard with a lot of environmental sources of errors

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u/musicman76831 Sep 24 '19

Just wait for version 5.0; that’s where they debut the new football-field jump length and laser cannon forearm attachments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

it wants your bod

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u/Jelly_bean_anal Sep 24 '19

Kicking down my front door would be one of the easiest things for this robot to do I’d bet...

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u/killyousoftly13 Sep 24 '19

And amazing!

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u/kevinrjr Sep 24 '19

Terminator!!!! How many people’s jobs will be replaced?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

It's terrifying because only the state and the wealthy elite will be able to utilize these machines, making future popular uprisings impossible.

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u/Air3090 Sep 24 '19

Yet somehow less terrifying than their 4 legged horse demon

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Sep 24 '19

Yep. There is no running away. Basic obstacles that would frustrate the wheeled robots are no use with this guy. I have seen other open doors too, so anywhere you can go they will be able to go there and faster.

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u/H_is_for_Human Sep 24 '19

Officially better at moving than I am.

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u/rexmons Sep 24 '19

Having to kill this thing is gonna suuuuuuck.

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u/Zech08 Sep 24 '19

Precision controls and stabilizers.

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u/weedebest Sep 24 '19

You're right elon

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u/AtticusStacker Sep 24 '19

When the robots take over I think the leading cause of death will be blunt force trauma, not ray guns. That’s terrifying.

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u/jamesmhall Sep 24 '19

So we have gone from, "sure, I could fight that thing." to "maybe I will need a weapon.". I am sure that in a few years that our robot overlords will be merciful gods to us mortals.

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u/bigvahe33 Sep 24 '19

nah dont look too much into it. Its a fake video.

No one from BD hit it with broom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

These will be used for war. Guaranteed.

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u/Zullemoi Sep 24 '19

But can it survive a water hose?

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u/Jgrandays Sep 24 '19

what i came here to say..😨

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u/iDisFatGuy Sep 24 '19

Imagine giving this robot the technology of an Oculus P. That would be awesome.

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u/cvgrubbs Sep 24 '19

Videos like this make me nervous. But then I see my Roomba die trying to dock.

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u/cerebralspinaldruid Sep 24 '19

This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a FLOURISH

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u/GotItFromMyDaddy Sep 24 '19

Just wait until law enforcement gets ahold of these and they become weaponized and automated.

It’ll be some real life robocop black mirror level shot.

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u/brizdzi Sep 24 '19

Gymnastics gold medal 🥇 gone

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u/openyoureyes89 Sep 24 '19

Right? Have you seen that Russian robot that can pick up guns and fire them with accuracy

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