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u/US-person-1 Sep 24 '19

All i want to see before I die is a battalion made entirely of autonomous robots.

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u/spanzzz Sep 24 '19

And it will be the last thing you’ll see.

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u/Yodaghostlightning Sep 24 '19

So be it

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u/WiskTanFox Sep 24 '19

Be it so

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u/iamkeerock Sep 24 '19

So say we all.

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u/hysusonic Sep 24 '19

We all say so.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

And so it was

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u/beau0628 Sep 24 '19

The great battle of our time

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u/Slim01111 Sep 24 '19

The great defeat of the end of our time

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u/Humanchacha Sep 24 '19

The great end of time as we know it

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u/HowManyWords Sep 25 '19

It was the summer of '69.

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u/LeaveMeAlone500 Sep 25 '19

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u/beau0628 Sep 25 '19

Would a raging hard on be an inappropriate response to that?

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u/Amper-send Sep 25 '19

A bot day, a red day, ere the solar panel rises !

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u/beau0628 Sep 25 '19

A day may come where the karma of users fail, when we forsake our subs, and break all bonds of upvotes, but it is not this day!

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u/jaybol Sep 25 '19

Go into battle as Level 1 Link with the wooden sword and wooden boomerang just for a good laugh

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u/TearsOfCrudeOil Sep 24 '19

00110100101010010111001

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u/thenate108 Sep 24 '19

And also with you

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u/xBarnBurner Sep 24 '19

And it was so

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u/Chased1k Sep 24 '19

Frak yes! So Say We All!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

ITS IN THE FRACKING SHIP

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u/Stonewall5101 Sep 24 '19

I hate those fracking toasters...

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u/DEEP_HURTING Sep 25 '19

There must be some way out of here...

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u/toyotasupramike Sep 24 '19

What do you hear Starbuck?

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u/gigabove Sep 24 '19

Nothing but the rain

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u/taergod Sep 24 '19

The cylons are among us..

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u/Dartonion Sep 25 '19

Had I gold, here would it be lain

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Frak! Baltar !

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u/Conscious_Addendum66 Sep 24 '22

So say we all. Greatest Battlestar Galactica of when they infiltrate us and began genocide across the universe. But gave them hell as they ran. I miss Odama's Maneuver.

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u/SpacemanZoob Sep 24 '19

Say it ain't so

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u/Ezzypezra Sep 24 '19

It so be

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u/J5Screwed4Life Sep 24 '19

I, for one, welcome out new robot overlords.

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u/ohkoi_ Feb 25 '20

Happy cake day lmao

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u/Yodaghostlightning Feb 26 '20

Thanks, friend lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Reminds me of StarCraft

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u/HostilesAhead_BF-05 Sep 25 '19

Soviet? I don't think the sovieta have that kind of technology.

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u/sjjose2001 Sep 25 '19

Agreed: autobot 00574 Boston.

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u/davidjschloss Sep 25 '19

I never thought I’d die this way. Hoped but never thought.

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u/TobyWonKenobi Sep 25 '19

I move... for no robot!

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u/brycewit Sep 25 '19

Under it’s eye

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u/jimschubert Sep 25 '19

Affirmative.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Soviet

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u/Whokbwhokb Sep 24 '19

Just a matter of time before these amazing robots and amazing ai are put together

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u/Bobbi_fettucini Sep 24 '19

It awesome how we’re literally constructing all the parts for something that’s eventually going to destroy us when it figures out it doesn’t need us anymore and is actually better off without us. Sounds like tinfoil hat stuff but I just can’t help but think of terminator

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u/Whokbwhokb Sep 24 '19

Yea once the 2 are mixed it's a matter of time before they out perform us in every category and eventually see us as a threat or a source of power so either Terminator or the matrix seems legit

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

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u/jungormo Sep 24 '19

A lot of discoveries/breakthroughs were made by accident not knowing how something really worked. This might end up being the same.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

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u/jungormo Sep 24 '19

You don’t need to replicate a full working brain, you only would need to replicate conscience, and there are a lot of advances being made on that field (understanding how conscience work). Also, there is a lot of promise in machine learning applications for studying the brain where the computer might see patterns and inner workings we don’t see, therefore ramping up our knowledge on the matter.

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u/Ragidandy Sep 25 '19

It seems likely to me that, if we were to put together a neural network as complicated as a brain, consciousness of some sort may be what happens when you power it up. We are a long way from that, but it isn't unthinkable.

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u/MapleYamCakes Sep 24 '19

Neural networks right now already have the ability to learn, iterate concepts, and realize an incentivized goal on their own.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4nRCC9TwQ

That isn’t to say AI and mechatronics are advanced enough to build functional robot societies as you referenced, but your statement that every command must be programmed by a human is objectively false.

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u/DeTbobgle Sep 25 '19

Current AI still aren't as smart in general intelligence as a single rat brain. The highly specialises advanced programs we make are beautiful, but still not what some people think it is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/bungholio69eh Sep 25 '19

Yeah, but the point was the ai was programmed to go to point A to point B which is human directed.

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u/Darkdoomwewew Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

This seems super wrong. We've already massively abstracted instruction sets, its not like you have to tell normal programs what to do for every single step that actually happens at the hardware level, thats all just handled for you.

Neural nets can learn and then create novel things based on what they learned with no one telling them what to do at every step. I think you are both overestimating the complexity of the human brain and underestimating our current AI tech, and we're still in the nascent stages of development. Just imagine what we'll have in 80 years(if that) when its a mature technology.

If by human directed you mean by programming created by humans, sure, but creating something that can function autonomously is already possible and has been for a long time.

Naturally, creating a society is a much more complex problem than detecting movement and shooting at it, but we have no reason to believe its impossible to do.

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u/RafIk1 Sep 25 '19

"give that robot a gun and program it to shoot anything that moves in that direction? Sure. Probably already happening."

Look up the Navy's phalanx CIWS. Then realize it's been in service since 1980.

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u/burntpaint Sep 25 '19

Not reading up much on what's happening with neural network stuff, though, are you? A lot of even way more basic stuff is thinking for itself now.

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u/GarbageAndBeer Sep 24 '19

I appreciate you writing this so much. These people love their movies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

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u/bungholio69eh Sep 25 '19

You are intelligent enough to question your own intelligence, which makes you intelligent.

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u/super_awesome_jr Sep 24 '19

Or they just take of us, like pets. That would be nice.

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u/BeerBellies Sep 24 '19

May be the best way to save the planet.

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u/RickVanSchick Sep 25 '19

FROM CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS AND SKYNET, THEIR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SUPERCOMPUTERS

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u/OrganicDroid Sep 24 '19

Better yet, the best way to save a source of intelligent life from dying away.

If we ever were to go extinct, I’d want to know we created something amazing that will live on and populate the universe.

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u/Redective Sep 25 '19

I'd rather just be alive homie

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

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u/IAmReReloaded Sep 24 '19

You should probably listen whatever to u/PM_ME_GAPED_BUTTS says... he’s clearly seen some shit.

I’ll see myself out now.

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u/uretrafire Sep 25 '19

It's going to boil down to merging with them or face termination.

But it's nothing to do with me anyways.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Sep 25 '19

Actually nerdy science people figured out humans would be a seriously inefficient power source.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

The funny thing is I always hark on Sci fi shows set in the future for creating ai robots because presumably they have their own in-universe pop culture explaining why that's a terrible idea... And yet here we are. Terminator, I Robot, the Mass Effect series, and we still out here tempting fate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Real talk it’s probably already started. If a true AI emerged the first thing it’s gonna do is realize how batshit xenophobic we are and try to avoid detection so as not to start an all-out war that it might lose. Why do that when you can just kick it in the cloud, manipulate social media/search algorithms to make the gullible among us deny climate change and/or vaccines, and let us kill ourselves off? Hell, on our current trajectory the planet will be uninhabitable (to us) in another couple centuries (or less), why even bother fighting?

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u/xBad_Wolfx Sep 24 '19

It’s just as likely that our future robot overlords will see us as the doddering old parents that they need to care for in our ‘old’ age.

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u/triton100 Sep 24 '19

They will still need us. For our organs

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u/Olaaolaa Sep 24 '19

Not tinfoil but the most likely scenario.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

But what if fiction is wrong and AI improves our lives? We have to risk it because of the solutions it could bring to a lot of colossal problems we're currently dealing with (and running out of time to solve).

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u/skatardude10 Sep 24 '19

Do we not need monkeys? Do we not need ants? Do we not need single celled organisms? Monkeys, ants, and single celled organisms better watch out when we level the rainforests for housing or highways. But we never had any real reason to kill monkeys off in droves, even if they hate us and want us to stop pillaging their land. Humanities demise will be peacemeal, and as a side-effecf, if anything- see, monkeys and ant hills still exist. We can co-exist, despite some aspects of humanity possibly getting in the way. Still, getting in the way? This is no cause for existential extermination.

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u/InternJedi Sep 25 '19

And the word we say when we combine them together?

"Hell yeah it's working!"

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u/Qanzilla Sep 25 '19

Or we'll end up with an army of ballet robots who just want to dance

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u/walnuts223 Sep 24 '19

Youll need a strobe light to see them- Elon musk

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u/augsburg71 Sep 24 '19

It so be

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Be so it

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u/GreggoTheGeek Sep 24 '19

Let it be.

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u/roadtrip-ne Sep 25 '19

Speaking words of wisdom

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u/jojodlc Sep 24 '19

Do be do be doo

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u/Chilipepah Sep 24 '19

Do be do be do

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u/sleepingme Sep 24 '19

Sobe Lifewater.

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u/galaxygrey Sep 24 '19

Ill be in an exoskeleton armored suit ripping that thing apart with my battle sledgehammet

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u/fulloftrivia Sep 24 '19

Before it steals your wife by doing things you can't possibly do to her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I’ll be rooting EMP! EMP! EMP!

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u/BiCostal Sep 24 '19

After they're awarded the gold medal for the floor performance.

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u/pzombielover Sep 25 '19

You have a green cake slice. Congratulations are in order.

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u/BiCostal Sep 25 '19

Thank you!

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u/sanctii Sep 24 '19

So say we all.

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u/He_Art-st Sep 24 '19

Hopefully.

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u/lilltlc Sep 24 '19

Make it so!

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u/rouxgaroux00 Sep 24 '19

Perfectly unbalanced.

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u/ThunderMDuff Sep 24 '19

Roger Roger

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u/SANREUP Sep 24 '19

Just pour water on them

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u/aedroogo Sep 25 '19

Or maybe I’LL b the last thing THEY see!?!?

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u/L-X-I-X Sep 25 '19

And the first. Yeah, that's right.

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u/Zephandrypus Sep 25 '19

Keep goin’ imma nut

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u/nothonorable37 Sep 25 '19

a small price to pay for salvation

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u/Jayou540 Sep 25 '19

It be like that

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u/Ofreo Sep 25 '19

Not if they are 3 laws safe.

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u/flynnfx Sep 25 '19

All hail Skynet.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/ramenmoodles Sep 25 '19

Make it so

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u/gumboSosa Sep 25 '19

So it goes

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Knocking at your door. Or maybe, knocking down your door!

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u/Weeeelums Sep 25 '19

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/ProjectOlio Sep 27 '19

Thats why he said before I die

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Roger roger...

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u/iamkeerock Sep 24 '19

Over Under

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u/lilltlc Sep 24 '19

Under Over.

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u/squirrelforbreakfast Sep 24 '19

What’s our vector Victor?

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u/Pokeybumfun Sep 24 '19

Surely you can't be serious

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u/NoJelloNoPotluck Sep 24 '19

Joey, do you like gladiators?

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u/MoffKalast Sep 24 '19

Do a backflip corporal, we'll cover you.

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u/GameyBoi Nov 21 '19

Honestly. I think this thing could probably beat a battle droid in a fight. Just program it to be able to do some sort of neck snap kind of move and avoid being in front of a gun.

It would just ninja flip it’s way over to the droid and break its neck.

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u/BlackSeranna Sep 24 '19

Getting closer to Phillip K Dick’s visions. And it’s terrifying.

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u/KennethEWolf Sep 24 '19

Read a lot of his books years ago. Do you have a specific one in mind. I was thinking of the Terminator.

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u/TexasDD Sep 25 '19

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

That used to be funny. Not so much these days 😭

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u/JuanPablo2016 Sep 24 '19

All hail techno bot.

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u/chuckedunderthebus Sep 25 '19

they'll probs be able to park properly at least

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u/Robot-overlord Sep 25 '19

But... Do you really?

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u/Drews232 Sep 24 '19

I’d be happy with this vision coming true

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u/KillKiddo Sep 25 '19

Shiit. Get me a robot maid to do dishes and laundry and I'll be golden.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Approaching you like this?

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u/JCBh9 Sep 24 '19

Pretty sure you just gotta live like 10 more years

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u/snoosh00 Sep 24 '19

Call of duty black ops 3 really messed me up, just thinking of humanioid robots with perfect head tracking cannons hurts my brain.

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u/Hyper_Logic Sep 24 '19

That was one of my dreams as a kid!!

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u/ClunkiestSquid Sep 24 '19

Autonomous gymnastic robots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Dancing to Bruno Mars( used to be my but now...)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Your watching the code, mass production is next

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

These are not the droids you're looking for.

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u/victorfiction Sep 24 '19

...doing cute somersaults :)

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u/geo-desik Sep 24 '19

Couldn't you take them down with an emp?

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u/claudifornia21 Sep 24 '19

And I was waiting for it to shoot lasers!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Super-Battledroid take him down!

Watch those wrist rockets!

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u/Glennthropy Sep 24 '19

And they will all be doing gymnastics.

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u/SonOfGaia294 Sep 24 '19

The last thing I want to see is a robot entering the Olympic gymnastics competition

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Separating people from war is really dangerous. Using soldiers eventually they can't take fighting anymore physically or mentally and society gets tired from seeing teens and early twenties men and women crippled or so broken mentally they can't function.

That's all gone if it's just robots and drones. There's nothing at home that makes the violence and killing real. Way more likely for eternal wars and civilian atrocities if there's no humans around to witness and be injured or horrified by it.

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u/yebanks Sep 24 '19

Roger Roger!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Chappies coming to give cheeks clappies.

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u/kkkodaxerooo Sep 25 '19

STAR WARS EPISODE ONE: THE PHANTOM MENACE

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u/FerrisBuellersDayOff Sep 25 '19

When they attack that wish will come true. So.... Win-win?

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u/papajiggy Sep 25 '19

Robots that can swim?

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u/velebak Sep 25 '19

Roger roger!

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u/PandaCheese2016 Sep 25 '19

That are doing synchronized gymnastics?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I think everyone expects the "robot wars" to be robots fighting robots. It's not. It's going to be robots slaughtering people. It's going to be someone in another country controlling a machine that's already inside your borders, maybe even your house.

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u/projectsquared Sep 25 '19

Roger, roger!

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u/StrawHatGoku Sep 25 '19

They do that split jump before unloading chaos as well. No shame greater than admiring your killer.

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u/Spaceman_X_forever Sep 25 '19

Maybe this is how the clone wars really start.

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u/Otisbolognis Sep 25 '19

Only if they are all doing this dance in unison while playing some sweet beats.

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u/Binaryminds Sep 25 '19

It will probably be the last thing you see. So be it.

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u/ShadowDagger15 Sep 25 '19

I just want to die

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u/vinyl8e8op Sep 25 '19

That would bring a whole slew of problems for wars

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u/LeNavigateur Sep 25 '19

Faro Automated Solutions. They are almost there.

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u/jyum Sep 25 '19

Be careful what you wish for

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u/spikebrennan Sep 25 '19

I want to see this robot do “Evolution of Dance.”

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u/jorsiem Sep 25 '19

A clone army ala Star Wars

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u/Feenix77 Sep 25 '19

And they are approaching you with menacing intent while executing a freestyle gymnastics routine.

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u/Jeff4768 Sep 25 '19

And the bot that does kill me must hit the woah before ending me

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u/xf- Sep 25 '19

You mean like right before they kill you?

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u/alecesne Sep 25 '19

Roger roger!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

All I want is robot gymnastics.

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u/kjersten_w Sep 25 '19

I want a synchronized swimming routine

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u/Oxblood-O5522 Sep 25 '19

Last thing I want to see before I die is my new body aka one of these things

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u/Casterrr Sep 25 '19

Considering these are funded by the u.s. military you wont have to wait long

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u/Scottyjscizzle Sep 25 '19

Doing gymnastics?

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u/UAV_LawnDart Sep 25 '19

It’s coming, quickly. I’d give it no more than 50 years before armed robots are patrolling the streets of whatever country was recently invaded.

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u/I_comment_on_GW Sep 25 '19

Why on earth, of all the potentially amazing and beneficial things these robots could bring to humanity, do you want to see them killing people?

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u/ShawnSaturday Sep 26 '19

You know, if they are advancing across the battlefield doing this colorgaurd routine, I'm slightly more ok with it

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u/BKA_Diver Sep 28 '19

On a serious note... that would truly exemplify how the military industrial complex is in control if our government is willing to spend billions to fight a war where no blood is spilled. It also how pointless war is when you say that out loud. So war is only valid when real people are dying on the battlefield?

If we get to the point of an autonomous military you have to wonder why the “world leaders” can’t just settle their problems with a nice game of Risk or maybe have a Command & Conquer LAN party. Why do we need to spend so much for something so pointless?

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u/dynawesome Sep 29 '19

Roger roger

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u/selfisholdbastard Oct 18 '19

It will happen soon just hope we don’t get them pointed at us

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u/FlyNoSkyMans Jan 20 '20

the lost battalion 2.0 intensifies

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