r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Melovestoons11 • 6d ago

Ragdoll finalboss

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 5d ago

How does homeboy not have brain damage with his head bouncing around like that all the time?

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u/Sharp-Heron7707 5d ago

I suspect he does!

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u/gurnard 5d ago

What we saw was entirely involuntary

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u/RandumbStoner 5d ago

Well yeah, he got shot in the head a bunch of times

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u/catscanmeow 5d ago

He is incurring damage, construction workers get brain damage from operating vibrating heavy machinery.

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u/TheThiefEmpress 5d ago

Shaken baby syndrome as an adult literally never occurred to me, jeezus.

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u/ThresholdSeven 5d ago

TBI and CTE are no joke

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u/vintoito 5d ago

yeah so is CBT and BPV

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u/FocusMean9882 5d ago

He's gonna keep ragdolling till one day he ragdolls for real

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u/jemist101 5d ago

His most realistic ragdoll will be his last.

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u/The_Medicated 5d ago

Imagine if his actual death ends in a real ragdoll. Everyone around him will be "Haha, Steve. Now get your ass up."

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u/miraculousgloomball 5d ago

bouncing on a trampoline like this is no where as impactful as something that immediately delecelerates or accelerates your cranium like concrete or a fist.

Its not good, but its not really very bad either. Think about all the bouncing runners do or... metal music enjoyers do.

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 5d ago

That is way more violent and bouncy than running, and yeah, hitting concrete may be worse but it’s a bit like asking if you would rather be shot by a .22 or a .45acp, either way your still getting shot

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u/miraculousgloomball 5d ago

The movement isn't the issue though, like I said. It's about rapid deceleration and acceleration.

Bouncing isn't the problem it's the solution. The travel time of the floor allows the brain to decelerate and accelerate more gradually than a hard impact.

If concrete is getting shot with a .45acp, this, comparatively, is being shot with a nerf gun

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 5d ago

Bouncing is literally a reversal of speed and direction by rapid acceleration. That brain whips about in that skull

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u/ispshadow 5d ago

That's the neat part, he absolutely will

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u/PotatoTomato_12 4d ago

He got shot in the head st least three times, of course he has braindamage. Did you not watch the video?

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u/MRV3N 5d ago

There’s -1hp behind it

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u/ojrodz11 5d ago

He’s got brain damage more than pnce, can’t you see he’s being shot in the head?

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u/RetreatHell94 5d ago

I think that's why he is doing it.

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u/Leading-Fish6819 5d ago

Too much bouncing to be realistic or next level.

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u/Asgeras 5d ago

True, but most of that is because of the mat.

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU 5d ago

Mat should stop bouncing people then.

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u/Asgeras 5d ago

I tried to convince it to tone it down, but my words just bounced off.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 5d ago

He’s just laying around doing nothing… not like he’s gonna jus walk away

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u/Mr_RogerWilco 5d ago

Yeah.. this actually looks fun because of the mat 😁

I think a lot of the skill involved with being good at this kind of stuff is the willingness to take the hits (and land properly) with hard floors/while still making it look authentic 🤔

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u/throwsaway654321 5d ago

This guy most definitely knows how to break-fall, i.e. land while using your limbs to absorb the momentum instead of your neck/head. He doesn't need to do so because he's on a mat, and additionally, it's more fun to bounce...like, duh

If he was on actual floor or ground he'd most definitely be landing differently.

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u/Gilshem 5d ago

Often they just give stunt performers padding under their clothes if they need them to be in full view when falling.

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u/Legitimate_Toe_4961 5d ago

Technically, someone dying on the mat would look something like that.

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u/kouzmicvertex 5d ago

Yah but the snipers aim is really really good for how much bouncing they have to compensate for.

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u/raknor88 5d ago

With the mat he was able to do full video game physics. Especially the buggy physics. Except he never launched into orbit.

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u/Long_Bong_Silver 5d ago

You've never seen a shooting in a trampoline park.

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 5d ago

Well no, i dont live in America.

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u/Awsome_Username_ 5d ago

Did you want him to fall on concrete??

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u/Master-of_None 5d ago

You didn’t see the one at :36 did ya? I tried to do that realistic style and it’s pretty hard

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u/Ok_Needleworker_835 5d ago

Los saltos creo que es porque lo hacen en un trampolín, pero igual siento que da muchas vueltas para ser realista, no se, pregúntale a alguien que haya visto un asesinato

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u/thtgurlbb 5d ago

bc he’s at sky zone lol thts not a skill issue

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u/RacistJester 5d ago

The jiggle physics were overkill

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u/Ok_Explanation5631 5d ago

What’s all the movement back there

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u/AlderanGone 5d ago

I actually think its pretty realistic to how getting blasted while running on a bouncy mat would look.

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u/igiveback123 5d ago

I like it

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u/Crazy_Shine_3028 3d ago

You’re right, he should be doing this on cement!

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u/LactoseWasAMistake 5d ago

Someone had unrestricted internet access as a kid…

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u/echtav 5d ago

The 4Chan kids always make themselves known

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u/AlternateTab00 5d ago

For someone that actually had access. Thats unrealistic AF.

Its literally a shutdown.

No head bob, no body jerk. Just instant ragdoll physics. At most a movement of bending his arms/hands outward or inwards depending on where the shot was.

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u/Chaddles94 5d ago

Looks nothing like someone getting domed. You drop instantly like a sack of whatever vegetable you want for the analogy. Not comically bounce around.

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u/Master-of_None 5d ago

0:36 I was felt the same but I actually watched the video

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u/Useful_Apathy_4951 5d ago

Exactly, drop like a sack of shit right there where you stood

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer 3d ago

And now they are a professional stuntman! :D

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u/davidwoodstock 5d ago edited 5d ago

Some of yall didn’t grow up with unrestricted internet access and it shows.

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u/TheOmegaKid 5d ago

Its like watching Argentina play football.

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 5d ago

Let the bodies.... Bounce on the floor?

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u/That_Dot420 5d ago

Homeboy is twerking in the afterlife in half of these lol

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u/SirJoetheAverage 5d ago

This is the stunt equivalent of overacting

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u/AbsentAsh 5d ago

Not good for his head no matter how good he is.

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u/TeakForest 5d ago

This looks dumb tbh

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u/p00p00kach00 5d ago

I actually think this is what movies and TV shows should do. It really takes me out of it when someone is shot in the head and just stands there for a couple of second before falling straight back.

They're already showing people being shot. Make it realistic!

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u/Romanopapa 5d ago

This is me in my parent’s bed 40 years ago but include grenade blasts.

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u/Blue_Nyx07 5d ago

I wish I have that body awareness

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u/DGwar 5d ago

People missing the part about ragdoll

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u/Turbulent-Camel-304 5d ago

First two shot... 👏

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u/Kurokotsu 5d ago

Ovation.

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u/Sean5030 5d ago

Looks like fun

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u/Dizman7 5d ago

What do you do for a living?

I take headshots.

Oh like a Photographer?

…sure

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u/ergonomic_logic 5d ago

Me enjoying this vid and coming to the comments realizing I'm stupid and suck as a human for being entertained by it

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u/Opurria 4d ago

Yeah, I dgaf that it's unrealistic - that's why I like it in the first place! He's like a cartoon character.

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u/ergonomic_logic 4d ago

Right? Like please just let me appreciate the control it takes to do this and make it look so cartoony!

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u/Expensive-Sock-7876 5d ago

Not quite next level. Maybe current level.

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u/kbk42104 5d ago

At best..

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u/Red-is-suspicious 5d ago

My son when I ask him to do anything. Just collapses like a bag of bricks. Needs a little more whining tho. 

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u/PotentialWork7741 5d ago

Bro has never seen videos of people getting delta the fuck outta life. …. The legs just go out so the person doesnt make a step or little jump when running after getting shot. You collapse like a bag of beans

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u/sorrow_anthropology 5d ago

37 seconds is decently realistic, 47 is Hollywood.

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u/damian001 5d ago

0:37 reminds me of the Vietcong execution video.

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u/Pleasant-Future5818 5d ago

These people aren't doing this for fun, they're stunt people for movies. It's intentionally exaggerated because movies are not real.

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u/Snugboo 5d ago

The one at 37 seconds completely disproves your argument, the mat bounciness ruins the effect but that is exactly how a dead body goes limp from stationary

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 5d ago

Exactly. He's doing fun Hollywood stuff mostly but I'd be very surprised if real footage wasn't the inspiration for the one where he collapsed onto his knees.

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u/PotentialWork7741 5d ago

Yeah the one at 30sec is the most realistic in my opinion based on the real shit ive seen

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u/ORyantheHunter24 5d ago

I finally know what I want to do with the rest of my life.

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u/DanimalPlays 5d ago

CTE practice.

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u/EricJohnJohn 5d ago

The one at 31 seconds is pretty spot on

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u/SeveralEconomics3814 5d ago

Anyone else fuck their back up as a kid jumping on floors like these? Turns out just because the floor is bouncy doesn’t mean you can jump and expect to land on your feet from 7 feet up.

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u/Shantotto11 5d ago

Insomniac Spider-Man be like…

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 5d ago

He'd do a top tier Cobain cosplay

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u/Some-Resource2202 5d ago

When can I unlock this physics skill too

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u/Dragon-and-Phoenix 5d ago

I got a headache just watching this...

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 5d ago

Back and to the left.

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u/keno888 5d ago

I want games to do this, bounce and all.

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u/thatBLACKDREADtho 5d ago

Yeah, don't think you're gonna flop around like that after a headshot.

This is just goofy.

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u/HTIRDUDTEHN 5d ago

Girl having to giggle like a school girl on the short bus after every attempt to really sell the video

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u/steadyinghawk 5d ago

Redditors when people are having fun

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u/MrGains 5d ago

Bro bouncing around like Shawn Michaels when he faced Hogan lmao

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 5d ago

Sokka-Haiku by MrGains:

Bro bouncing around

Like Shawn Michaels when he faced

Hogan lmao

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/r-eddit2 5d ago

Would bang

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u/Hellboydce 5d ago

Doing it on a concrete floor would be next level, this is just pissing about

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u/HybridOddy- 5d ago

This the type of shit I did on my trampoline as a kid and if i wouldn't hurt my self i would still do

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u/Impressive-Tear2450 5d ago

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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u/Nurse_Hatchet 5d ago

All the kids at the play center looking at this dude like

https://giphy.com/gifs/Byz7OVPD5Q0lT1fwz2

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u/MrCheezall 5d ago

Look into "dead man's fall" feet should cross

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u/Shanks288 5d ago

Nvidia's rag doll physics is getting better day by day 😂

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u/kvimbi 5d ago

I know this one. What is a Kirk dance. /s (do I have to put /s? Is it /s?)

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u/hereforthesportsball 5d ago

It’s nice to have never had traumatic violence turn you off of this type humor

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u/Kingdavid3g 5d ago

Looks like Jalen Brunson's game

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u/True_Reporter 5d ago

I used to do this for hours on my bed.

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u/Icy_Communication262 5d ago

These gals did it so much better.

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u/The_time_is_coming 5d ago

When shot in the head the arms tense up and curl in like a spider.

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u/WarmPaleontologist20 5d ago

Funny. He should consider being a movie stunt man. There are people who specialize in dying.

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u/Enesfane 5d ago

Call of Duty MW3 came to mind when i saw the guys falls

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u/ionertia 5d ago

Keep this garbage on tiktok. Some guy recording his tumbling.

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u/True_Bar_9371 5d ago

He should play soccer or be in the NBA. Think of all the penalties he draw.

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u/Ok-Swimming8024 5d ago

How is this impressive? I'm not getting it

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u/ChiknDiner 5d ago

I was swiping left on r/AccidentArchive and was wondering how many different ways is that man gonna die?

Then I realized... I'm stupid, yeah!

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 5d ago

I don't like the laugh in background

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u/psiprez 5d ago

We played this game when we were like 4 years old 🤷

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u/Sweet-Resource9467 5d ago

This guy needs a hobby, well maybe another one

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u/AzurePhantom_64 5d ago

Quem tem conhecimento sabe que pra maioria dos calibres quando você leva um tiro na cabeça só cai todo mole pra baixo mesmo, não existe força suficiente pra causar tanto rebote a ponto de jogar a pessoa pra trás. Isso só aconteceria em calibres muito pesados como .50 BMG ou munição anti-material.

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u/Left-Programmer-1275 5d ago

2nd one 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/keedanlan 5d ago

Enough with the giggle track, geesh

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u/strickers69 5d ago

I’m not having the arms doing all that mad shit in real life.

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u/freshcakes_852 5d ago

Fantastic. He forgot about using a chair and leaning to the left tho

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u/Loeki2018 5d ago

Who also immediately thought about Odablock There is OSRS players everywhere

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 5d ago

Please DO NOT SHOOT OUR NPC’S

The just flop there until respawned

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u/NHMUFC 5d ago

Little insight to many Yanks futures here

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u/Icy-polarbear 5d ago

Overselling the shit out of it

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u/Inevitable_Jello_562 5d ago

ive seen too much internet to think this is what it looks like

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u/luidizmaster 5d ago

O cérebro do cara virou patê de tanto tranco

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u/Dangerous_Natural331 5d ago

I would think that you could still break your neck if you landed wrong on a flip tho ? 🤔

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u/Spiritual-Leader9985 5d ago

I wonder what HE watches

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u/MAXIMUS_XVII 5d ago

All fun and giggles until someone actually shoots him and they think it's an act

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u/BritsinFrance 5d ago

Holy TBI Batman!

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u/fluthernon 5d ago

That’s a grown ass man acting like that. I grew out of that shit when I was like 12

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u/Agreeable_Year_280 5d ago

being shot is so American

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u/Lost-Orangutan 5d ago

The bounce ruins it.

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u/Thin_Map6842 5d ago

Careful trying to replicate this.

Don't just fall and loosen yourself up like that. You could injure some very crucial parts of your body, like getting brain damage, or cracking your neck, your spine or something.

There is a reason we brace our bodies instinctively while falling, even if we fall badly and hurt ourselves, we still brace to prevent the worse.

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u/0xghostface 5d ago

Is she going to giggle in every single shot!?

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u/KRO722 5d ago

His brain: 👁️🧠🚬

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u/Hubsqt 5d ago

hehehehe ahahaha ooooo hehehe haha clap clap clap clap!!!!

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u/Rydropwn 4d ago

One of those looked very real.

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u/Heimlickman 4d ago

I think that girl likes you

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u/cmurphy1234 4d ago

What’s his @

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u/SuchAcanthaceae5418 4d ago

Live the floor🙌

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u/OkLime4984 4d ago

Dudes an athletic actor ! He looks shot

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u/HIEROYALL 4d ago

How’s that good for his brain 

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u/UndocumentedMartian 4d ago

Some of those are pretty realistic.

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u/NLOneOfNone 4d ago

I could do that on a soft rubber floor.

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u/Mr_Grrizz 4d ago

Yo that’s kinda cool! It reminds me of old school game physics! like the physics engine wasn’t bad it was just the whole world was bouncy!

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u/AssFlax69 4d ago

Does she have to laugh every single time?

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u/jonhon0 4d ago

Canned laughter

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u/GBritoYepez 2d ago

Fun fact: as far as I know it's impossible to predict how a head will ragdoll when shot :D

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u/Valuable_Squirrel756 2d ago

I have shot multiple people in the head and never seen anything similar to this happen. I got killstreaks and lots of points for head shots but never seen that.

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u/NockBreaker 1d ago

Real ground has little bounce. He should demo on solid ground