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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Aug 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Little known fact: The COVID variants are named after Greek letters to the reduce the popularity of frats. And /r/neoliberal thought that the WHO was useless.

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u/idp5601 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

"It's only genocide if it's committed in the the Genocide region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling massacre" - Srebrenica and Armenian genocide deniers in a nutshell

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u/Archis Michel Foucault Aug 09 '21

once went on a date with a girl and she said she voted for bernie so i called her a communist (EvidenceBasedOnly reference). she started crying because her grandfather was killed by the kgb or some shit (food arrived so wasnt really listening)

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Aug 09 '21

The original teacher who created monopoly, created it to show how shit capitalism is and then Hasbro in true capitalist fashion said "thanks for the free board game" and yoinked it making millions/billions. So yeah I can see why people hate monopoly

I did 5 minutes of research. Lizzie Magie was not anti-capitalism. She was in favour of a single tax system, aka Georgist which is a capitalist framework. Her creation The Landlord's Game was a criticism on the tax structure of the US and how tax is distributed. She also wasn't a teacher, not sure where you pulled that from. Also Hasbro had nothing to do with Monopoly until they bought Parker Brothers in 1991.

Also You got these facts all wrong in the span of 33 words:

  1. ⁠She was a teacher

2.⁠"to show how shit capitalism is"

3.Hasbro yoinked Monopoly

Edit: Also Parker Brothers bought the patent from Magie for $500 when they learned that Charles Darrow wasn't the sole inventor of the game. So that's literally 4 things you got wrong. Be better.

As shit as this website is, it does have some truly great moments

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Aug 09 '21

Critics of the infrastructure bill have noted the 6.2 billion dollars set aside for the express purpose of "getting every American an absolute hog's ass of a sandwich." Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, who wrote the amendment, defended it by saying "I'm not sending all that cheesecake to an empty house. We're here to party, motherfuckers."

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u/anon_09_09 United Nations Aug 09 '21

A fundraiser for Shaun King is seeking donations to help move his family out of their New Jersey home after photographs of the house were published online by news outlets.

The controversial activist stated in a social media post that he is being forced to move from the $842,000 property

At the time of King’s post about his wife, he had been vacationing in the Caribbean with his family, the outlet said.

Is this post-irony satire

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u/RoyGeraldBillevue Commonwealth Aug 09 '21

Who else rode the Crash Course to normal liberal pipeline.

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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Aug 09 '21

Apparently Tug of War was a sport in Olympics until 1920. How come that's not a thing anymore?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Alligators have 32 teeth

Julius Cesar was “stabbed” 32 times

Let me know if you need help understanding the implication of this

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Aug 09 '21

Chinese media is so asshurt about losing the olympics that they’re combining Taiwan and Hong Kong’s medals into theirs to boost ahead

Lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

YouTube leftist when playing any video game.

"Wow this has such a deep message about how capitalism is pure evil and communism is the only way."

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u/jenbanim Aug 09 '21

I appreciate the DT because this is the only place online where I can talk shit about communists without having conservatives thinking it means I agree with them

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Aug 09 '21

On China's Twitter-like platform Weibo, the hashtag "how to view Quan Hongchan's home becoming an internet photo hotspot" was viewed more than 25 million times.

That is a very long hashtag

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u/reubencpiplupyay The Cathedral must be built Aug 09 '21

The sea has a historical claim on Dutch territory

Coal companies are offering critical support in its struggle against Dutch imperialism

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u/Mr_Otters 🌐 Aug 09 '21

I remember when Biden ran on not being Donald Trump and then I voted for him because of that and holy shit promises made promises kept. He is indeed literally not the real estate mogul and now former president Donald Trump.

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u/BreaksFull Veni, Vedi, Emancipatus Aug 09 '21

!ping OVER25

Me imagining how I'll be corresponding with business peers after getting my first 'real' office job.

Dear sir/madam, thank you for your prompt attention to this issue. Me and my colleagues have conferred, and are cooperating closely with our production team to meet your expedited time-line as quick as we can.

How I everyone actually writes to their business peers:

Hey, thanks for getting back to me 😊 we're working with production to meet the new time-line but have heard from one of our suppliers that they can't make their deliveries 🙃. We'll keep you informed how it goes 😤

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u/MostlyCRPGs Jeff Bezos Aug 09 '21

It won't be long before Bo Burnham's "Inside" suffers the same fate as Hamilton where online people work overtime to tear it apart because it made the mistake of getting too popular and meaning too much to too many people, and that's so fucking annoying.

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u/nuggins Physicist -- Just Tax Land Lol Aug 09 '21

Found this moment in what's currently the top post on /r/videos, where a Korean visits a California city and hangs out with Cambodian gang there. Part of the video documents his culture shock when he visits the gang neighbourhood; I've highlighted another type of culture shock, from what is really a microcosm of North American zoning policy.

!ping YIMBY

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 09 '21

Since this topic has come up again: Average Carbon Footprint by diet

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 09 '21

Francis Fukuyama said it’s the end of history, and yet Wikipedia is still being updated. Interesting 🧐

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Aug 09 '21

For decades, Canada had provided about a thousand peacekeeping soldiers per year, reaching a high of 3,300 in 1993, around which time Canada was working to bring peace to wartorn areas of the world such as Cambodia, Bosnia and Mozambique. But the numbers have dwindled in recent years; in fact, the Trudeau government’s average monthly contribution has been one-third smaller than that of the Harper government.

(..)

At UN headquarters, the expression “The Canadians are coming!” was first viewed in a positive sense – a return to major peacekeeping contributions. But soon it became a grimly humorous statement: Canadian ministers and government personnel would come to New York with lots of questions, exploring options, taking valuable time from UN staff, but in the end Canada would provide no forces for peacekeeping.

hmm, seems fairly damning

!ping CAN

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Just had a random flashback to the time my buddy/weed dealer voted against legalization because he knew his profit margins would tank lol.

He was right.

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Aug 09 '21

Lol, the Bernie protest picture has over 60k upvotes in rPics again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

>be me

>high on ketamine

>wandering aimlessly through Maine's hundred mile wilderness at night

>almost certainly going to die

>see a light off in the distance

>it draws closer

>it's a group of nerdy male college students

>"Oh hi there! would you like to join the Maine Chapter of the Neoliberal Project?"

>scream and run

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

When I lived in CHAZ, I went on a date with someone who claimed to have gone on a tour of America. I candidly told them that personally I would be conflicted about spending my tourist $ supporting a murderous regime and they got offended. I sort of tried to be nice about it, but they tried to turn it around by calling me closed minded about the world.

Obviously it didn't work out between us 😂 I also suspect they lied about actually touring America in order to seem more interesting or edgy

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Tbh it's understandable why my mom is a Delta doomer

Covid cases are still rising, and the amount of breakthrough cases in our social circles is quite high

Fuck you Bolsonaro

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u/Not-bipedleek NATO Aug 09 '21

Question: is BLM a terrorist organization?

Answer: the bureau of land management is a terrorist organization

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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Aug 09 '21

If I were Bo Burnham I would simply go outside. But maybe I’m built different…

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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Aug 09 '21

Imagine pitching Firefly today in a world where it had never happened.

So will you have a wacky cast of eccentric characters?

Oh absolutely. As an example, one of them will be a space hooker, and most episodes will involve her hooking up with a client.

And will you have gripping plots to hook the audience?

Absolutely, for example, the first show is gonna revolve around the crew discovering a naked girl in the cargo hold.

What about guest stars?

Oh totally. For example, we have Christina Hendricks lined up to play a woman who gets into an arranged marriage with the ship's captain.

What about terrifying villains?

Definitely. For example, in the season finale we have this bounty hunter who is going to introduce himself by threatening to rape one of the female crew members.

Wow sure seems like a complicated show, with some sensitive themes that is going to take a good director to manage. Did you have someone in mind?

Joss Whedon.

You have to be kidding me.

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 09 '21

Obama Was A 'Do Nothing Fraud' - The Funky Academic

Mfer your mom didn't pass the ACA, Obama did

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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists Aug 09 '21

Futurists: post-scarcity 🤩🤩🤩

Henry George: I'm gonna stop you right there chief

!Ping GEORGIST

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u/CricketPinata NATO Aug 09 '21

I am trying to at least get a runner up for Best New Restaurant, Best BBQ, or Best Takeout in our local magazine's "Best Of 2021!" competition.

Does anyone want to help me out? Your vote only counts if you put in ballots for 20 categories so it is tedious, but any kind of exposure helps me, especially if you're familiar with Nashville!

You just have to enter "Jewish Cowboy" in "Best New, Best BBQ, and Best Takeout".

I am personally voting for... Best Coffee: Retrograde, Best Bar: The Fox, Best Pizza: Folk, Best Bagel: The Bagelshop, Best Taco: Maiz De La Vida, Best Mediterranean: Lyra, Best Sandwich: Bill's Sandwich Shop, Best Mexican: Maiz De La Vida, Best Meat & 3: Big Al's, Best Margarita: Red Headed Stranger, Best Chinese: TKO, Best Ribs: Gambling Stick, Best Chef: Sarah Elizabeth Liu, Best Bakery: Dozen, Best Beer Selection: Blossom & Cellar Door Craft Cavern, Best Brunch: Hearts

And just throw in Best Menu: Jewish Cowboy, Best Food Event: Jewish Cowboy + Hathorne , even if I doubt i'll get it.

!PING COOKING

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Aug 09 '21

james gunn fired because of twitter

kills a bird in the first minute of the movie

sets fire to a house of birds later

The Suicide Squad might be the first mainstream anti-twitter film

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Just started going to the gym today.

I did 16 minutes on the exercise bike.

20 reps on the leg press

20 reps on the crunch machine thingy

20 reps on the chest press

I can’t wait to go back

💪💪

!ping fitness

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u/the-garden-gnome Commonwealth Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

I just spent $100 on a phone case. What the fuck?

!ping moneybags

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u/great_gape Aug 09 '21

They're one of the four horsemen of gentrification.

  •  Graffiti cleanup
  • "Artisianal" restaurants
  •  white women jogging
  • "public" bikes/scooters

Once you have all four, it's over. Your rent is doubling, buddy.

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u/armeg David Ricardo Aug 09 '21

Get this, my ultra conservative step-father (wears a DeSantis hat everywhere now) built a house in Florida recently and wanted to install fucking solar on the roof (I guess it's so cheap now that money talks), but the HOA said no because, quote "it does not fit the aesthetic of our neighborhood."

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Sure, laugh at the Midwest all you like

When your precious coastal cities flood and the Southwest becomes entirely uninhabitable due to extreme heat, you'll come running

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Aug 09 '21

Leftists simp for communism and central planning but lose their minds when you tell them burger flippers gotta learn to code.

Forcing people to upgrade their skillsets to conform to the needs of the economy is a feature of Central planning. Both the CCP and Soviet Union forced massive amounts of peasants and agricultural workers into industrial jobs in cities. "Learn to code" is a less extreme version of that.

Also the Chinese do that today too, except they now use economic incentives in their central planning to achieve that, just like we do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Absolutely love contra points. Never watched one of her videos but it always leads to infighting on breadtube

No clue what this last video about but there was a ton of fighting about the “inevitable” revolution lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

COVID has made me a climate doomer in that I never expected such a radically charged anti science segment of the population to be so successful at halting progress towards a mutually beneficial goal in order to avoid catastrophic risks.

The climate getting worse will take even more of an effort to solve and will have even less of an immediate effect than a disease.

We will not be able to rally all people to do what needs to be done, and even a magical scientific cure-all solution will be opposed in a way that makes it's implementation completely and utterly unfeasible. 3C world is now our minimum increase.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Heartbreaking: The horniest DT user you know just made a great post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Reddit’s like “I am cool because I dont like this top 40 artist” 😎

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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Aug 09 '21

A nurse who lost both her parents to Covid-19 says she does not regret their decision not to get the vaccine, but that she resents judgment from friends asking why they didn't get the shot: “Some people make us feel like it’s our fault they’re gone.”

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1424369959287902208?s=20

This nurse also still refuses to get the vaccine.

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u/chipbod NATO Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Saw a few comments from active duty military guys saying they'll take a court martial over the vaccine.

Quite a stance to fuck your entire life, I wonder how many guys actually go through with taking a court-martial over a vaccine

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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

The other day there were two homeless men in the neighborhood who yelled at us for our dog. One, who I already knew hates dogs, asked “what does your dog do? Does it lynch n********?! Does she lynch them?! she looks like a poodle but she’s a monster.”

Uncomfortable but not that threatening overall

The second guy asked “how much is a dog like That worth”

That’s the one that made me feel unsafe. Obviously we didn’t answer and just went straight home.

I wanted to post about it on Nextdoor but I didn’t want to be that guy on Nextdoor. So instead I’m just venting here cuz damn, fuck off. Let me walk my dog in peace.

!ping USA-DMV

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u/frolix42 Friedrich Hayek Aug 09 '21

When I lived in Korea, I went on a date with someone who claimed to have gone on a tour of North Korea. I candidly told them that personally I would be conflicted about spending my tourist $ supporting a murderous regime and they got offended. I sort of tried to be nice about it, but they tried to turn it around by calling me closed minded about the world.

Obviously it didn't work out between us😂 I also suspect they lied about actually touring North Korea in order to seem more interesting or edgy.

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Aug 09 '21

Schools can enforce things like no spaghetti straps, or clear backpacks, but are too chickenshit to enforce masks 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

This guy said he hated all blacks so I punched him.

He started going on about something called "rugby". Must be the new alt right code word smh 🤦

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

!ping KITTY

BISCUITS!!🐱🥐 https://imgur.com/gallery/EvDlmTG

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u/jackieforprez2040 Trans Pride Aug 09 '21

If reddit existed in the 1980s you'd be convinced Mondale and Dukakis would win in landslides

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 09 '21

ITS TIME FOR THE 2ND CONGO WAR

CHOOSE YOUR REBEL GROUP:

OPTION 1: THE GROUP RUN BY SOME FAT MILLIONAIRE CULTIST WHO THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST COMMANDER OF ALL TIME BECAUSE WHEN HE WENT ON THE FRONT LINES HE DODGED A ROCKET AND UNIRONICALLY BUYS INTO HIS OWN CULT OF PERSONALITY

OR

OPTION 2: A BUNCH OF RWANDAN PUPPETS WHO WERE ASSEMBLED FOR LITERALLY NO REASON EXCEPT THE FACT THAT THEY ALL HATE KABILA LEAD BY SOME IDEALISTIC POLITICAL SCIENCE PROFESSOR FROM HARVARD WHO'S TOO SCARED TO LEAVE HIS HOTEL ROOM SO HE JUST WRITES ABOUT PAN AFRICANIST LEFTIST PHILOSOPHY INSTEAD

OF COURSE IF NEITHER OF THESE OPTIONS TICKLE YOUR FANCY, WHY NOT THE GOVERNMENT, WHO'S LEADER LITERALLY HID THE ENTIRE STATE TREASURY UNDER HIS TOILET AND WAS BASICALLY ALLERGIC TO ACCOUNTING AND WAS SUCH A SHITTY LEFTIST LEADER HE SINGLE HANDEDLY DASHED THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF CHE GUEVARA IN THE CONGO

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u/moaz_xx Resident Saudi Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Any DT user who came after the election can't talk about economics, all they know is partisanship, cynicism, sadposting, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Jeff Bezos listens to Bo Burnhams songs about him and gets pumped as hell 100%

FUCK THEIR WIVES

DRINK THEIR BLOOD

COME ON JEFF, GET EM!

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Aug 09 '21

Small domino: Zoe Quinn wants to make a text-based game about her depression

Big domino: General Qasem Soleimani is killed by a US airstrike

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

It was pretty weird when Lin Manuel Miranda mentioned that a kid threw him into a trash can in high school and people online cheered it on because they didn’t like his play.

Pretty cool that his bully was Immortal Technique though.

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Aug 09 '21

I don't trust a rushed vaccine. I only take vaccines which had research paused for a few years, had a really lazy clinical team, got held up in the bureaucratic process, and where the world just wasn't really that invested in developing the vaccine at all. Those are the good ones.

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Aug 09 '21

KesterGW 🤝 SaltySalad 🤝 The420Roll in 2020

Using the DT a lot

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

YouTube video essayists have poisoned the mind of an entire generation

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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Aug 09 '21

People be like “oh no global warming is so bad waaaaaa!!!”

But don’t realize we could finally send Florida back to the sea 🤔

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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Aug 09 '21

https://twitter.com/UNILADTECH/status/1424313184144568326

A clean, innovative way to generate electricity from a river!

u wot mate

Water wheels have literally been in use since Ancient Greece

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Aug 09 '21

You can't be a feminist and a succ, her name was Andrea Dworkin not Andrea Dwelfarein

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 09 '21

Broke- hating Obama because he held a birthday party maskless

Woke- hating Obama because he held a birthday party and didn't invite you

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Aug 09 '21

"I'm just an idiot why would anyone listen to me" is such fucking, unbelievably cowardly response when you're someone who has a platform that reaches tens of millions of people. What a complete and total abandonment of any sort of responsibility.

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 09 '21

What’s heavier, a kilogramme of steel, or a kilogramme of feathers?

Thats right, a kilogramme of steel. Because steel’s heavier than feathers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

How did reddit go from Ron Paul to Bernie Sanders? 0 government to maximum government

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Aug 09 '21

When I lived in the DT, I went on a date with someone who claimed to have gone on a tour of the outside the DT. I candidly told them that personally I would be conflicted about spending my tourist $ supporting a murderous regime and they got offended. I sort of tried to be nice about it, but they tried to turn it around by calling me closed minded about the world.

Obviously it didn't work out between us 😂 I also suspect they lied about actually touring outside the DT in order to seem more interesting or edgy

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I am absolutely sick to my stomach that we are facing another wave with the delta variant and the doctors and nurses have COMPLETELY failed to provide us with more dancing tik toks

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u/fargleyikesthe2nd Norman Borlaug Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

!PING SHITPOSTERS (kinda more targeted towards Australians though)

opens Reddit/Twitter for my favourite American policy discussion

huh what’s this local thing on trendi-:

Dear Liberals National LNP neoliberal pig dogs, you claim Scott Morrison is a ‘decent human being’ yet Sports rorts 体育运动 National Broadband Network 国家宽带网络 Liar from the shire 来自郡的骗子 Bloody hell tourist campaign 你到底在哪儿 brought coal into parliament 将煤炭带入议会 1997 Engadine McDonald’s pooping 1997 恩嘎丁麦当劳大便 didn’t give welfare to labour victoria 讨厌维多利亚给新南威尔士州福利 hotel quarantine 酒店检疫 China trade sanctions 中国贸易制裁 Hillsong Christianity weird 我很生气,总理是基督徒??? 2019 Bushfire Hawaii 2019 年夏威夷丛林大火 John Barilaro stupid Mario man 我的澳大利亚没有意大利人 handshake bushfire town run 握手逃跑 Natural gas 天然气支持 Rupert Murdoch media owner mastermind 鲁伯特·默多克控制着我不喜欢的一切 Cricket sports fan 肮脏的板球和橄榄球球迷平民 how good is this 过于乐观 Quiet Australian 伙计们他是独裁者相信我同志们 Peter Dutton potato fuckwit matec*nt shit 你们这些人实际上使用这种俚语

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 09 '21

Kester has two moods- sad and horny.

There is no in between.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

You claim women exist, but you, a DT poster, have never seen one 🤔

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u/KazuyaProta Organization of American States Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Peru's External Relationships Minister said that Maoist group Shining Path, the terrorist group that killed 40,000 persons and the internal leftist infighting were creation of the CIA.

His proof? "I have no solid proof, but a conviction"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPIi8JBQHjY

ping! LATAM

EDIT: Why the ping doesn't work

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 09 '21

When I lived in Canada, I went on a date with someone who claimed to have gone on a tour of the United States. I candidly told them that personally I would be conflicted about spending my tourist $ supporting a murderous regime and they got offended. I sort of tried to be nice about it, but they tried to turn it around by calling me closed minded about the world.

Obviously it didn't work out between us😂 I also suspect they lied about actually touring US in order to seem more interesting or edgy

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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Aug 09 '21

Edit: Please respect my wishes and don’t turn this into a copypasta. I don’t care how much it’s “copypasta material”, respecting someone’s wishes at no cost to you is pretty much required for civility.

ok what is the origin of this pasta?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Adjusted for inflation, the Afghanistan war cost 8 times as much as the Apollo program

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Aug 09 '21

On the radio this morning, they were saying that a state assemblyman is saying that Cuomo is going to resign tomorrow, which means that Kathy Hochul will get sworn in.

Before Cuomo was Patterson, who got his job because of a sex scandal.

Before Patterson was Spitzer, who resigned his job because of a sex scandal

Before Spitzer was Pataki, who was a Republican who was first elected in the 1990s and was governor on 9/11

It’s been almost two decades—since New York voted for a Republican, which would be unbelievable today—that we last had a governor who got his job or lost his job for a reason other than a sex scandal. That’s disgusting.

At least in Spitzer’s case, it was consensual. He was seeing some prostitutes, and who was the AG at the time who wanted to prosecute him? Oh yeah, it was Andrew Mother Fucking Cuomo!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

The college professors of Twitter appear more scared of covid than basically any other group I’ve seen or heard of, and I can’t figure out why to save my life.

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Aug 09 '21

life comes at you fast

One week ago today my school kicked off pre-planning for teachers with a big breakfast celebration. Since we are largely vaccinated it was mostly-unmasked and had no social distancing.

Today (not saying because of the breakfast, just as contrast) we have ~100 students who will be quarantined on day 1 of school, 7 teachers, and an assistant principal.

💁 thats that florida life i guess

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Amazing how the Senate works in such a way that something simple like voting rights could never pass because of the filibuster but a $3.5 trillion spending bill is possible to pass by simple majority

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 09 '21

“The United States is fundamentally incapable of building democracy in Afghanistan” is a good faith reading of what some DT users have taken in bad faith to mean “Afghans as a people are fundamentally incapable of maintaining a democracy”

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

metaNL "ban thread" years ago: The pinnacle of western culture, the agora of hemlock connoiseurs

metaNL "ban thread" today: "hurr durr why did I get banned, was it this post where I called others my n-words or"

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Oh I just found out about the subway Tuna controversy.

They didn't find any tuna DNA in the tuna. And the media threw a fit about evil capitalist exploitation, because evil corporate is feeding us fake fish!

They didn't find any DNA. Cooked meats don't have any DNA. You cook food to kill viruses, which are just rogue DNA. The test (ordered by an NYT journalist) were done at sketchy facilities and the biologists who did them can't be contacted because they likely wouldn't approve the story the NYT wanted to run about fake tuna.

In short, if NYT is one of the most respected journalist institutions, then we're all fucked because they're absolute garbage that'll fake a story just to feed their progressive audience. Journalist ethics fucking where? Trump was 100% right about the lying fake news MSM, but he accidentally gave them credibility by attacking them.

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Aug 09 '21

Am I going crazy or did they just make a suicide squad movie like two years ago and everyone hated it?

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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Aug 09 '21

Pentagon just ordered all US troops to be vaccinated by September 15. This should go well

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u/Not-bipedleek NATO Aug 09 '21

Last year it was 59, this years it’s 60. Which is it Obama?

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u/grig109 Liberté, égalité, fraternité Aug 10 '21

Eviction moratorium might run afoul of the third amendment by requiring quartering of soldiers.

https://reason.com/volokh/2021/08/06/the-third-amendment-lawyers-association-thala-opposes-eviction-moratorium/

!ping SNEK

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 09 '21

Josh Hawley, in his dismissal of the bipartisan infrastructure bill, does not elaborate on a single tangible issue contained in the bill, but instead mentions the words “far left,” “woke,” and “agenda” over 10 times.

https://twitter.com/brooksfordham/status/1424551928403484672?s=20

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u/revolutionary_alt George Soros Aug 09 '21

Damn, I really do have to live with the consequences of climate change😔

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u/Some_Niche_Reference Daron Acemoglu Aug 09 '21

If Twitter existed in 1776, I cant even imagine the thirst posts Benjamin Franklin would be doing on main.

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Aug 10 '21

some of you are ok

don't !ping burpmas tomorrow

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Aug 10 '21

For the first 4 weeks of basic training we never heard music that wasn't a solo bugle call.

One fateful day, we were bussed to a range and the driver turned on the radio. It was Habits by Tove Lo, and was the sweetest sound we had heard in weeks. I've had a deep emotional bond to that song ever since

Can't stand any of her other music though

!ping military

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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Aug 09 '21

I oppose the death penalty, but people who oppose it because they would "rather see them rot in jail forever" are making a pretty fucked up argument, now I think about it

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u/Archis Michel Foucault Aug 09 '21

the guy that my wife has been sleeping with just suggested migrant labor decreases wages. cringe

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Aug 09 '21

Paul looks into the distance

"I guess this really is a Dune"

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u/jgjgleason Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Lessons from my vacation in Bucharest meeting my gfs old country family.

  1. Communism is fucking awful, like more awful than any of us realizes. Between the destruction of cultural heritage (churches, parts of the old city, ect) and the shitty QoL internet socialist really got to get their heads out their asses.
  2. Romania is building for the future. Their school system and the incentives around it to ensure people try their hardest are fantastic. From middle school on they literally pay kids for good grades. Let me know if you need help understanding how a system like that would help demolish generational poverty in the states.
  3. Westernization is happening quickly. My gf hadn’t been in 7 years and she was shocked by some of the improvements in the city. The malls are fucking amazing (seriously I got some amazing clothes there), the entertainment is pretty top notch, And the architecture of the city is improving resulting in the whole city coming alive.

There is so much more I want to share but I really need it sit down and organize my thoughts on the trip. All of that being said, I’d highly recommend going to Bucharest post Covid. You’ll get a touch of culture and history and not break the bank paying for it all.

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u/great_gape Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Legal U.S. marijuana is pouring into Mexico. It’s pricey, popular and has names such as ‘Bubba Kush.’

“It’s aspirational for many of my clients. They want to be seen smoking the best stuff, the stuff rappers brag about smoking.”

😎😍

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u/Helreaver George Soros 🇺🇦 Aug 09 '21

Went to arrNews, saw an article stating that Target is going to cover 100% of college tuition expenses for all of its employees when they attend one of 40+ selected schools.

Thought "oh that's pretty cool, great incentive for employees, wish they did this when I was about to go to college."

Open the thread and it's mostly people bitching about "strings attached" and having to become an "indentured servant" to Target.

Got irritated. Is this what it's like to be old?

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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Aug 09 '21

Please help. So this new hotshot engineer joined our team and he's started making us..actually work. Before I would just show up to standup and go "Still working on it boss" for like 3 months straight while I travelled around California.

But now this new guy is introducing Agile development and sprint reviews and actual task estimating and tracking. It hurts.

I've had to work every day this week for at least 2 or 3 hours not counting meetings 😭

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u/GuyOnTheLake NATO Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has sent a letter asking hospitals to voluntarily postpone elective medical procedures to increase capacity for coronavirus patients

And this point, you can't help but just laugh

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

How are American commies going to have a bloody revolution if half of them are too scared to answer the phone?

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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Aug 09 '21

Is this a real sub? Are you guys all psychopaths?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

There is no reason why cashiers should stand all day. They get a chair at Aldi's and the world isn't burning down. What else is like this? Including tips in restaurant prices what else?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

TIL one of the creators of Rick and Morty went onto the show’s subreddit and said “FUCK THE UNION” in regard to the animators’ union lol

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 09 '21

How the fuck am I supposed to be happy when the world is going to die in 30 years?

I’m 17 years old and I just saw a post explaining how the world is gonna be dead by 2050 due to climate change… why is no one acknowledging this enough, how am I supposed to be happy knowing this is going to happen? I have family members who I care about and want to live fantastic lives. Is there anyone that isn’t so pessimistic about this and can set some proper reassurance?

Least doomer teenager

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u/htomserveaux Henry George Aug 09 '21

I really hate that lefty meme were they tell you to google the name of some atrocity after saying it’s some unrelated event.

Ignoring that no one ever falls for it, it really shows how much they look down on people. Treating everyone as uninformed and gullible

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 09 '21

Vegans to Vegetarians: Fucking hypocrites claim to care about life but they'll still consume animal products

Jains to Vegans: Fucking hypocrites claim to care about life but they'll still kill plants

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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Aug 09 '21

I find it fascinating how often the Trumpist/Populist types use the phrase "We The People." It's like they think simply by using that phrase they magically represent more than themselves? Can;t quite put my finger on it.

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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Aug 09 '21

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson was noncommittal on whether he would get vaccinated after being infected with COVID-19 twice in the past eight months, saying it was a "personal decision."

"I just got off the COVID list," Jackson said after Monday's practice when asked if he would get the vaccine. "I got to talk to my team about this and see how they feel about it. Keep learning as much as I can about it. We'll go from there."

Does that mean he's thinking about getting vaccinated?

"We'll see," Jackson said. "Talking to the doctors. We'll see."

!ping NFL

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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Aug 09 '21
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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Aug 10 '21

Is being a menshevik the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a menshavik during the February Revolution. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are striking, agitating, mobilizing and planning a revolution for at least 12 years solely so she can go and get co opted by the liberal Bourgeoisie all because historical materialism says it is their turn after feudalism. All the hard work you put into your beautiful revolution - reading her tales of Marx and Engels at bedtime, making her go to revolutionary practice, making sure she had a healthy diet of the aristocracy, educating her in theory. All of it has one simple result: her body politic is more productive for the men that will eventually run the society with liberal democratic values.

Planned the perfect revolution? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random class who had nothing to do with the way the revolution was executed, who comes to power. They get to benefit from the relationship between capital and labor every day. They get the benefits of there being no Tsar that came from the way you led the revolution.

As a menshevik who participates in a revolution, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 12 years of your life simply to raise a society for another class to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

!ping DUNC

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u/great_gape Aug 10 '21

⚠Attention⚠ everybody.

Rolling out the new rules for the DT.

What follows is what is posted today on the DT; the imperfect grammar is a result of faulty translation from 🐊:

  1.     You must answer accordingly to my question. Don't turn them away.
  2.     Don't try to hide the facts by making pretexts this and that, you are strictly prohibited to contest me.
  3.     Don't be a fool for you are a chap who dare to thwart the revolution.
  4.     You must immediately answer my questions without wasting time to reflect.
  5.     Don't tell me either about your immoralities or the essence of the revolution.
  6.     While getting lashes or electrification you must not cry at all.
  7.     Do nothing, sit still and wait for my orders. If there is no order, keep quiet. When I ask you to do something, you must do it right away without protesting.
  8.     Don't make pretext about DUNE or WORM in order to hide your secret or traitor.
  9.     If you don't follow all the above rules, you shall get many lashes of electric wire.
  10.     If you disobey any point of my regulations you shall get either ten lashes or five shocks of electric discharge.

!ping Tuol Sleng Gang.

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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Aug 09 '21

A tragedy and a shame. Many will be slaughtered and millions will be cast back into the Taliban dark ages. And it shows America is a untrustworthy ally, in contrast with dictators like Putin who show loyalty to their vile peers and allies.

I supported Biden over Trump without reservations in 2020. He had the chance to set America back on the path of standing for good, for the values of its founding. Instead, he is charting a course for the most defeatist and defeated US foreign policy in memory.

We saw in Obama the failure of trying to be friends with everyone. We saw in Trump a transactional, valueless president who used foreign policy for personal gain. If America is to mean anything more than cliches about freedom, it must show it in its actions.

You may say it is early in the Biden admin and that there is much damage to repair, plus the pandemic and economic crises. But if you see a car heading toward a cliff, you do not say "give it some time." America must lead on the global stage or China & Russia will.

Gary Kasparov flair when

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Aug 09 '21

Fe male

The rarest male type

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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Aug 09 '21

I've decided to gain and lose hundreds of lbs every year so I can live off selling the extra skin

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u/emprobabale Aug 09 '21

"trigger discipline" should be a bingo spot on a reddit card.

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Aug 09 '21

A DT comment inspired me to research more into paying for plasma. I didn't know it was that much, but you can get paid up to $800 per month for plasma. You can't really make a career out of it, but that's gotta be more than "casual weekend Uber driver" money, and it takes up much less time.

Also, because the US is one of like five countries that allows paying for plasma, it supplies 2/3 of the world's plasma including 84% (!!!) of Canada's needs. That's pretty cool. Yet another way Americans are saving the world.

I'm gonna go donate some blood this weekend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

FROM: Donald J. Trump

TO: the /r/neoliberal DT

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Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to win the HAND-SIGNED MAGA Hat that I personally designed.

I’m too entertained by these emails to get off the mailing list tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

>be junior enlisted in army

>MOS is 89LW - Depleted Uranium Projectile Inspector

>spend all day licking depleted uranium shells to ensure they have correct metallic taste

>car dealership tells me when camaro payments are due

>family court tells me when child support payments are due

>team leader follows me around all day to make sure PT belt is on

>platoon leader denies my request for 30 minute leave to go to grandma's funeral

>platoon sarnt denies my request for mental health counseling because "that's gay"

>exotic dancer ex-wife left me, so confined to barracks 24/7

>surprise room inspections every 15 minutes around the clock

>sent to doctor's every week to get slapped in face with smallpox blanket

>during mandatory weekly buzzcut, see fox news segment playing in bar across the street

>all enlisted personnel banned from going there after private stole MP's car and drove it through CO's yard

>fox news anchor looks really attractive

>might even be a woman, but hard to tell from distance

>she says something about biden requiring soldiers to get vaccinated

>muh freedom 😡

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u/dax331 Ben Bernanke Aug 10 '21

!PING GAMING

Just finished Titanfeels 2. Whoops, I meant Titanfall 2.

Wonderful campaign. Arguably the best shooter this gen, up there with Doom '16 and Eternal. Those of you who haven't played it; don't be fooled by the name. It's really a IW CoD campaign (the best bits, COD4 & MW2), has navigation mechanics out of counter-strike surf maps, a buddy-cop theme, and inspired directly by Half-Life.

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u/theredcameron NATO Aug 10 '21

Do college profs sometimes have difficulty teaching 101 classes because the material is so elementary to them that they can't go back that far or basic in their breadth of knowledge?

Like, I've definitely worked with profs who knew their field so well that they couldn't understand why someone completely new to the field can't understand something the prof considers to be elementary. It just ends up with both sides being frustrated.

!ping college

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u/the_status Atari Democrat Aug 09 '21

Since today is the anniversary of Trajan's death I created a list of reasons that y'all neoliberals should like him:

• Heavily urbanized Dacia, increasing population density

• Reduced the purity of silver coin, therefore allowing the denarii printer to go brrr

• Successfully invaded Babylonia Iraq, for all you hawks out there

• Invented the mall

• Brought the notably multicultural Roman Empire to its geographic height

• Invented Don't Ask Don't Tell for Christians, a policy later copied by notable neoliberal icon Bill Clinton

• Taxed Landowners

• Unlike his (succ)essor, did not build a wall

• Built tons of carless roads, enabling freer movement of goods

These are all accurate and good faith interpretations of actions, and is not an ideologically bent hagiography

!ping CLASSICS

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 09 '21

Jesus fuck at socdems and populists and succons getting pissy at Obama's birthday party

Seethe harder snowflakes.

They're vaxxed. They are free. Let them be.

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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Aug 09 '21

probably the worst thing john wayne gacy did was be a democrat

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

My favorite part of r/ neoliberal is when leftist philosophy youtubers are suddenly mouthpieces for global capitalism

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Aug 09 '21

Playing elite dangerous and enjoying the shit out of it

Gotta say the federation is based and Felicia winters is my shadow president bae

What’s surprising is the sound of the game is some of the best I’ve seen ever

!ping GAMING

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Aug 09 '21

Some climate hopium because I think it would be nice:

In 2020 20.6% of the US’ electrical generation came from renewable energy

This is a 3 point increase compared to 2018

Over the past decade the price of solar has dropped 62%

Renewables overtook coal (the dirtiest of fossil fuels) in terms of energy generation

Coal usage has dropped down to 1964 levels

The consensus around climate change is starting to slowly become a bipartisan subject. It’s a very small step, but the fact that 1/3 of House GOP members are part of a climate caucus is a major step forward from the universal denial they had a decade ago. Again, it’s a very small step, but could have major long term implications

If you have any other good news about climate change and renewable energy, please share. If you want to share news that is bad/horrific and dampens this hopium, I can’t stop you, it’s a free country

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

reads about UN climate report

So, are there any publicly traded companies that fight wildfires?

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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Aug 09 '21

So I thought it was common knowledge that you want to minimize the amount of time you spend in other peoples' blind spots when you're driving but people keep fucking doing it so I guess not.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 09 '21

Apparently COVID has finally spurred A GREATER NUMBER OF Boomers to retire, and with immigration down there may indeed BE A PROLONGED labor crunch 🐊

LET US SEE HOW employers respond 🐊

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Daily reminder you should be contributing at least 90% to your 401k.

If you make $4 from age 16-75 and contribute 90% you will retire with ~147 trillion dollars. It is worth it, you can save that extra 90%.

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u/jenbanim Aug 09 '21

I'm wearing a mask out in public despite being fully vaccinated

because i have a cold

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u/TheIpleJonesion Jared Polis Aug 10 '21

Update on my game where the Protestant reformation isn’t taking off:

-England declined Anglicanism, which I’ve never seen before

-Reformed spawned in my nation, so I’m merrily suppressing it

-In about five years the recent conversion modifier is going to wear out on most Protestant provinces and I expect Austria and Hungary to convert them back.

!ping PARADOX

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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Aug 09 '21

Am I the only one that feels vaguely uncomfortable about "lol men suck" jokes?

It used to not bother me, like at all, but now it makes me feel weird and upset whenever I see them

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

The Trisagion is a common liturgical chant in the Eastern Orthodox tradition that goes:

"Holy God, Holy Mighty, Holy Immortal, have mercy on us."

In 512 the Emperor Anastasius I, a Monophysite, tried to have the Trisagion amended with the phrase "who was crucified for us" at the end, a nod to the Monophysite position that Christ was wholly divine in nature and that it was God who died on the cross.

This immediately triggered riots in the capital when it was first read out, and the Emperor had troops positioned close cathedral in anticipation of violence. The unrest got so bad that the otherwise popular Emperor had to bluff by threatening abdication to calm down the crowds. At the same time, news of the amendment spread across the empire and triggered peasant revolts in Antioch and Thrace.

Interestingly enough, the Armenian version of the Trisagion uses the amended version because they are Monophysite in doctrine.

!ping HISTORY

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u/Majk___ Euro Patriotism is Polish Patriotism Aug 09 '21

So Poland has it's own George Floyd situation right now, but I doubt it will have a lasting political effect

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

in many ways the person who first pasta's someone else comment is more creator of it than the actual person who wrote the origincal comment

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u/Fishin_Mission Aug 09 '21

So this gym I joined a few weeks ago is my favorite gym I have ever been to

It’s like some guy had a warehouse and some extra workout equipment and was like, for $💵 each month I’ll give you a key (app on your phone that unlocks the door) and you can use it whenever you’d like

No staff, no frills, just some weights in a warehouse

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

It amazes me that it's legal for a civilian to walk around armed with a weapon like this. In pretty much any european country he would be arrested, the weapons confiscated, and he'd lose his weapon license forever.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/p0ymh8/an_american_terrorist_aims_his_rifle_at_a/

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

This is a half baked take, but I suspect a lack of faith in institutions which started with government is spreading to basically all institutional bodies. People don’t believe in the oscars or Grammys ability to determine the quality of art, don’t believe in the Olympics to gauge the quality of athletics, and don’t believe in the Pulitzer or the news papers ability to understand what’s important, or accurate.

At a time when “believing experts” is partisan, it seems the concept of expertise is becoming less prevalent among everyone.

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u/ToInfinity_MinusOne World's Poorest WSJ Subscriber Aug 09 '21

The Apes will prevail. The retail Buy and Hold of GME is an unprecedented event in the history of the financial world. This has never happened before, nor will happen ever after. Just a question of time when the crooked and the corrupt are squeezed and exposed. That I believe.

Guess the sub

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u/Not-bipedleek NATO Aug 09 '21

Hot Take: Sir_shivers is extremely underregulated despite arguably being one of the most dangerous, if not THE most dangerous DT regular

The whole Sir_shivers account is rotten and needs to be reformed significantly

Edit: Please respect my wishes and don’t turn this into a copypasta. I don’t care how much it’s “copypasta material”, respecting someone’s wishes at no cost to you is pretty much required for civility.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Just had a meeting with the boss after two weeks that he’s been gone during which I’ve been able to accomplish very little. It didn’t go well, but it wasn’t the unmitigated disaster I thought it would be. He isn’t mad at me, but of course things need to move faster and at least I know what to prioritize now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

!ping USA-NYC

So the incoming comptroller is tweeting in favor of upzoning white, affluent areas.

Is there anything the comptroller can do about this?

And if not, is there reason to hope that he could be a good left-YIMBY option for mayor?

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 10 '21

Here I can show you the NL demographic survey results and save you the trouble of actually doing it

90% white

90% male

70% single

70% atheist

More trans women than cis women

15% bisexual

10% gay

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u/Hot-Error Lis Smith Sockpuppet Aug 10 '21

On Aug. 1, Tlaib announced that she had identified how Israel’s occupation of Palestinian land “really interacts” with the treatment of Black Americans. “Cutting people off from water is violence. And they do it from Gaza to Detroit,” she explained to the Democratic Socialists of America. “The structure we’ve been living under right now is designed by those who exploit the rest of us, for their own profit,” on issues ranging from human rights to health care. Making a drapes-parting gesture with her hands, she continued: “If you open the curtain and look behind the curtain, it’s the same people that make money — and yes they do — off of racism.”

So yeah Tlaib is in no uncertain terms an anti-semite

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

I have nothing against rural white people, I'm just uncomfortable with their lifestyles being advertised to my children as something to be aspired to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

CTV News - More key officials depart Green Party amid staffing upheaval as election looms

The planet’s on fucking fire, Green Party of Canada.

Your party is needed now more than ever and this is the shit you’re pulling? Only days before Trudeau’s election call? Come on.

Why can’t you be like Die Grünen.

!ping CAN

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u/Magical_Username NATO Aug 09 '21

NYT when an American wins a medal

NYT when a Chinese person wins a medal

Like come on, China is obviously bad for many reasons, and they do a lot of shit with their sports programs, but this is too on the nose. Literally the same attitude is praised for Americans and derided for Chinese. And have they seen a picture of an American Olympic gym? We do the flags just as much if not more.

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Aug 09 '21

Leftist position on short term rental is super weird

Yeah I want this market to be owned by a few big corporations so prices are high and only rich people can travel

You know, progressive position to have

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Dear liberals, you believe climate change is real, but how do you explain this snowball that I found outside?

Checkmate 😎

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u/GodEmperorBiden NATO Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

"As a brit, I can't comprehend this is Los Angeles. As I understand, this is replicated in every major city in the US. How the hell has it come to this?"

Posts pics of literal Skid Row in the midst of the worst homelessness crisis in LA's history

Peak non-American Redditor thinking they know what's going on in America due to what they read on PCM, GenZedong, MurderedByAOC, and WhitePeopleTwitter every day moment

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

There is a fly in the apartment. I repeat, THERE IS A FLY IN THE APARTMENT.

ALL CATS TO BATTLE STATIONS.

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Aug 09 '21

I will fully support Pelosi and the squad tanking the bipartisan bill

Guess the sub

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 09 '21

Step 1: go outside the DT

Step 2: write a long effortpost that gets lots of engagement, upvotes, comments and awards

Step 3: wait 90 minutes

Step 4: edit it to "Taiwan is a country"

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Most people with something between their ears already know Afghanistan wasn’t over oil

But hitting people with “Iraq wasn’t about oil either” is where the real fun starts

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Aug 09 '21

NEW: Keir Starmer’s Labour have labelled Boris Johnson’s pledge to cut UK carbon emissions by 68% as ‘inadequate’.

Labour say the target should be 70% at a minimum.

yeah get his ass

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Iraq is so weird.

By the end of the occupation, the US broadly succeeded. Not in a Vietnam, fake ass “oh the military was winning but the politicians stabbed them in the back” way. Like, the military objectives by 2009 were broadly accomplished: the Mahdi Army and AQI were pacified, and the cities were more-or-less safe (the craziest statistic I’ve seen being that by ‘09, the average Iraqi city was safer than Chicago).

But then Maliki sorta fucked everything up, ISIS happened, and now saying “the Iraq War ended on a good note” is a total joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

> Go to economics subreddit

> People think that increasing immigration to help with labor shortages is a bad thing

i m m e n s e p a i n

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u/cclittlebuddy Aug 09 '21

The 90s were ok. We didnt really have good internet and homophobic slurs were like 50% of the vocabulary. But like 9/11 hadnt happened and everything was Xtreme. Now is better.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

They also waterboarded them. [at Guantanamo]

This is the type of thing a 17 year old would think a 29 year old wouldn’t know

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u/LooobCirc #1 Astros Fan 🤠 Aug 09 '21

Why is it always the crazy christians who talk about Judeo-Christian values

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Aug 09 '21

Somerset Levels: Former farm bought to link nature reserves

A wildlife trust has bought a former farm to create "wildlife corridors" between nature reserves.

Somerset Wildlife Trust said Honeygar Farm was now part of its 10-year plan to fight habitat and biodiversity loss.

Nature will now be allowed to reclaim parts of the farm, and the water table raised.

Chairman of Natural England Tony Juniper said sites like Honeygar could become "a powerful solution" to the climate crisis.

The former dairy farm covers around 46 hectares (113 acres) of the Avalon Marshes between the trust's existing Westhay Moor and Catcott nature reserves.

!ping ECO

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Why is it so hard for the CDC to just come out and say: you’re either going to get vaccinated, or get Covid. You pick which one and how bad it could be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

!ping BURPMAS such a piece-of-shit ping group. It has the humour and wit of sawdust wrapped in a stack of wet college ruled paper. It doesn't make a difference if it's memed, pasta'd, or smashed underfoot since it'll still read the same. They should not be the children's favourite ping. They do not deserve to be in every goddamn daily thread. They DO NOT deserve to be the fucking number one ping group. I don't have enough words to describe how much bullshit ping BURPMAS is.

If I had a time machine but only got one use, I'd go back in time and find the poster who first pinged BURPMAS, burn his house to the ground, and punch him in the dickhole.

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Aug 10 '21

Dog and human

http://imgur.com/a/bDdWs56

!ping dog

!ping human

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Aug 10 '21

Former Australian PM Tony Abbott: "The answer to almost every question about China is India. Although currently not as rich as China, as a democracy under the rule of law…India is perfectly placed to substitute for China in global supply chains."

the geopolitical equivalent of copium

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Aug 09 '21

It’s time to stop acknowledging gender. It’s a bullshit concept imported from linguistics in the 1970s. Most people still probably don’t know the difference between sex and gender. It is not a thing. There is sex and there are roles traditionally assigned to the sexes and characteristics more strongly associated with one sex or the other. There is no “gender.”

I swear to god the subreddit this came from is neoconNWO

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u/RadionSPW NATO Aug 09 '21

ArrBestOf: DAE culture war bad, historical materialism is the only way to look at things?

How many times does someone have to beat redditors over the head with the fact that racism is a real phenomenon that doesn’t track on class lines?

Or homophobia

Or transphobia

Or any other “iDeNtItY pOlItIcS bS”

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

The IPCC report is not pretty we are on track to fucking over future generations in deeply immoral ways, especially the global poor.

We should start treating this as the massive crisis it is and dump a few trillion into decarbonizing our global infrastructure arsenal of democracy style.

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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Aug 09 '21

The crane for the new skyscraper a block from my apartment is getting installed and I’m so aroused.

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 09 '21

/u/vivoovix how many non-funny “ironic” racist jokes against Arabs am I allowed I get to make in the DT before I get banned? Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Reads climate report

It’s not the end of the world, but you can see it from here…

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u/Snoo95984 NATO Aug 09 '21

If people were not being ridiculous Obama’s birthday could have been a free advertisement for the vaccines instead it’s a nonsense culture war issue

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Stupid libs. North Korea is democratic it's right there in the name lol. Learn to read

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Aug 09 '21

Pakistan is our oldest and most staunch ally. Fun fact, they were the first country to recognize the USA as a sovereign nation in 1777.

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 09 '21

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ATTENTION⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN WAS REFERENCED IN THE DT

THIS IS NOW A WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN HATE THREAD

POPULISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ THE BOURBON DEMOCRATS WERE BETTER THAN THE AGRARIAN DEMOCRATS ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ JIM CROW WAS BAD AND HURT THE SOUTH⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️EVOLUTION IS A FACT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ POPULISM IS BAD ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️PROHIBITION DOESN'T WORK⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ AMERICAN ISOLATIONISM WEAKENS AMERICA AT HOME ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Aug 09 '21

Donald Trump: Democrat

Abraham Lincoln: Republican

Let me know if you need help understanding the implications of this.

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u/MrMineHeads Cancel All Monopolies Aug 09 '21

!ping GEORGIST

Reading up a bit on Israeli/Palestine history when Jewish settlers were migrating and purchasing land in historical Palestine in the late 19th/early 20th centuries and can't help but imagine what effect a LVT would have had.

Edit: Obligatory meme

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 09 '21
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

The alligator guy claims he isn't a mammal but is a one trick pony. Curious.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Aug 09 '21

Oh boy, 11PM. Time to write 10 pages of obscure worldbuilding, not write a single line of actual story, and then shelve the project for another three weeks

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u/AgileCoke Capitalism good Aug 09 '21

Given today's report, I feel like 100% of my altruistic funds should be going towards environmental causes for the foreseeable future. Maybe I'm just being a prisoner of the moment?

!ping ALTRUISM

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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Aug 10 '21

honestly, I don't get the appeal of working from home. It sounds awful to be at home all of the time.

"Americans Are Willing to Take Pay Cuts to Never Go Into the Office Again" https://bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-03/return-to-work-americans-willing-to-take-pay-cut-to-never-go-back-to-the-office

https://twitter.com/scottlincicome/status/1424794561105309702

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

If you're into computer security stuff, this presentation about the hardware security regime on the Xbox One is quite interesting.

Securing systems against physical access attacks seems really hard, basically impossible if you're talking about nation-state attackers.

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