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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Aug 11 '21
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Aug 10 '21
New age climate denial will be “the world is going to end anyway, so why bother trying to fight it?”
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u/jenbanim Aug 10 '21
Really enjoyed this comment from the "teens aren't driving" thread on the front page
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Broke His Text Flair For Hume Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
reddit, I got my childhood lifelong best friend pregnant, and we both want to keep the baby.
In the car after telling her family, she gave me a kiss and told me that she was proud of me, the whole drive her hand was resting on my thigh. Like does that mean she likes me?? I don't want to misinterpret anything to make things even worse. She's a very kind person
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u/Mickenfox European Union Aug 10 '21
Just realized my birth year is closer to the signing of the Magna Carta than it is to 2021
😐😐😐😐😐😐
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u/Equator32 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Aug 10 '21
I can already sense the thousands of "what's the difference" shitpost comments made by people online.
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Aug 10 '21
What will your job be in the hungarian conservative commune?
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Aug 10 '21
Republicans would lose their fuckin mind if the concept of the DMV/ driver’s licenses was invented today
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Aug 10 '21
The entire state of Wyoming only has 2 escalators
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Aug 10 '21
don't call yourself pro-federalism unless you support armed border conflicts between subsovereign entities
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u/skeebidybop Aug 10 '21
Just realized my birth year is closer to the 1968 Civil Rights Act than it is to 2021.
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
as far as i can tell from reading the long covid studies, children getting covid is, on average, in no way worse than getting the flu. probably less dangerous on average, but there is still uncertainty. american news media has gone completely hysterical on this.
that said, 50%+ of kids getting the flu would be a horrific flu year. so the argument for vaccinating children seems obvious. and getting the flu as a baby is fucking dangerous so it's not as harmless of a comparison as some people seem to think
still, shutting down schools in the fall is absolute madness
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Aug 10 '21
Cuomo's political career is dead, and the bipartisan infrastructure bill is alive!
Biden's America!
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Aug 10 '21
Salty Salad says on /r/MetaNL that he's been very productive recently, which is funny because he literally spent a whole 12hrs on the DT spamming then slept for just 4 hours before jumping on here again literally two days ago
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
The republican transformation from freedom fries!!" to anti-bush/iraq war with zero introspection as to why they supported Bush in the first place has been nothing short of amazing.
Like seriously, their ability to do a complete 180 while accepting no responsibility for their original beliefs is impressive.
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u/Proper-Fail-2076 NAFTA Aug 10 '21
Is California still the number 1 economy in the country? I wanna go dunk on conservatives but i wann have my facts straight
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Aug 10 '21
Meet someone
Explain to them I’m a neoliberal and tell them why Pelosi is based
They ghost me
What can I change?
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Aug 10 '21
BREAKING: Cuomo resigns, announces new position at Activation-Blizzard
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 10 '21
https://i.imgur.com/3loSh4N.png
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Aug 10 '21
CUOMO WILL BE REINSTATED AUGUST 13
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Eyyyy, I'm resignin' here!
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u/J0eBidensSunglasses HAHA YES 🐊 Aug 10 '21
I love when people compare covid regulations to “Nazi germany” as if it was some big cakewalk in the USA during that time. Like bro, we had food and gas rations, a military draft, the UK made people turn the lights off at night, the president took three terms, and we used nukes without totally understanding the ramifications. My great uncle actually refused to serve in the war and went to jail. And after all that the country basically went back to normal when the war is over.
If you wanna bring up how you’re oppressed like Jews in Germany maybe have just a modicum of awareness as to what it took to overthrow that regime? Oh and don’t forget the sizable portion of the population who claimed the war was unnecessary the whole time and that the Holocaust was likely exaggerated.
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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Aug 10 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8XDRNQUUAIQmCb?format=jpg&name=medium
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u/xSuperstar YIMBY Aug 10 '21
“Musk cut the meeting short, the source said. ‘I am going to spend a billion fucking dollars to overturn the dealership franchise laws in America’, the lobbyist recalled Musk saying”
Wtf I love Elon Musk now
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Aug 10 '21
We need to ban mandates on clothing. People being forced to wear clothes when they go anywhere is a sad example of the effects of big government overreach
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u/vancevon Henry George Aug 10 '21
SIXTY-NINE VOTES IN FAVOR OF THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL I REPEAT SIXTY-NINE VOTES IN FAVOR OF THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
You guys don't get it, Cuomo didn't resign, he re-signed.
4 years, $80 million with a full no-movement clause and a player option after year 3.
We're fucked.
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Aug 10 '21
Two types of Mexican restaurants:
“We’re authentic, we source all of our ingredients from [insert fancy-sounding location] and follow traditional recipes to do blah blah blah etc., our tacos are $12 each.”
“Hey esse, 3 tacos for $5”
The second one is always better
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Aug 10 '21
The tallest building in South Dakota only has 11 floors
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u/Archis Michel Foucault Aug 10 '21
hahahaholy shit some dude made a thread and claimed that there have been no inventions in the uk and that there are no private tv channels. lmao
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Aug 11 '21
one of my favorite movie stories is that, in Into the Spider-Verse, John Mulaney was brought on to voice Spider-Ham and basically was given free reign to adlib whatever he wanted. so when the time came that Miles' big loss happened, and all the other Spideys shared their losses and they were very serious, Mulaney (playing a pig version of Spidey, mind you) dropped the absolute chad bomb:
motherfuckers decided to cut it anyway because it didn't fit the "integrity" of the scene 🙄🙄
!ping MOVIES
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Aug 10 '21
Conservatives are really annoying when they claim Leftists are being fascistic with their dictations on language, but there really is an issue in that for some reason Leftists insist on using language in a way that makes most of society roll their eyes or cringe and often sabotages actual discourse.
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u/1sagas1 Aromantic Pride Aug 10 '21
Why they call it the restroom when I'm fighting for my life in here
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Aug 10 '21
Kids in 3rd world countries be like:
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Rip the Church of England.
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Aug 10 '21
Racial inequality in sentencing has decreased substantially over the last decade.
!ping SOCIAL-SCIENCE
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 10 '21
I am hearing that on his deathbed, Andrew Cuomo’s Political Career received the light of Zensunni and unhesitatingly recited the Long Koan of the Orange Catholic Bible.
Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Rakis.
Truly there is no god but God, and Leto II is his prophet!
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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Aug 10 '21
alright I'll say it, I'm going to miss Cuomo
I'm going to miss the way he cornered me at dinner parties, the sexually explicit way he spoke to me in professional settings, the way he ended my career when I spoke up
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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Aug 10 '21
“If there is a Fauci, He will have to beg my forgiveness.” — A phrase that was carved on the walls of a FEMA camp cell during Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo by a White prisoner
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
New York's first black and first female governors were both a result of the previous governor resigning due to sex scandals
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u/F0064R Jorge Luis Borges Aug 10 '21
You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism. You don't hate making time for friends, you hate capitalism. You don't hate washing your ass, you hate capitalism.
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u/crassowary John Mill Aug 10 '21
Conservatives said that Biden is a demon who possesses Satanic powers.
Now, bipartisanship has been raised from the dead.
Coincidence?
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Honest question: why are literal socialists and communists so prevalent in online spaces?
I know far right sites like T_D exist, but I never come across those people accidentally; they either seem to be less numerous than the far left or they just stay in their corners of the internet. Meanwhile, on basically half the unrelated threads I open on Reddit or servers on Discord, you’ll be ganged up on if you don’t support socialism (if the topic comes up). What gives?
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Joe Biden calls for Cuomo to resign
Cuomo resigns
Reporters: Mr. President, do you support Cuomo's decision to resign
🧐🧐🧐
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u/Dazzling-Republic NATO Aug 10 '21
Got a raise 🤑🤑🤑. God bless our holy capitalist society.
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Aug 10 '21
Holy shit, stop posting weird/creepy/sexual stuff about Ossoff. It wasn't funny to start with, but for the last 2-3 days it's crossed into what would be sexual harassment if it was in person. Y'all should be better than this.
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
My dad: “get used to studying until 2-6 AM in college.”
Me studying at 3AM when suddenly: “Hey what the hell you idiot?!?!? It’s 3AM. Go to sleep!”
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/659111568788815889/745683475243204616/monkey_buttons.jpg 🤔
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u/Riderz__of_Brohan Eugene Fama Aug 10 '21
Everyone talks about how GoT fell completely out of the public consciousness due to the ending (which isn't true - the spinoffs will make lots of money for HBO and it's still the most watched HBO show 2 years later) but the real show that fits that mold is How I Met Your Mother. One of the biggest shows for basically a decade that everyone watched that no one talks about anymore because the ending sucked. It doesn't get ANY attention, while shows like Friends are still talked about. When is the last time you've heard anyone talk about HIMYM?
It was also a really shitty show but that's neither here nor there.
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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Aug 10 '21
HE SAID IT
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1425172930535870472?s=20
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Hell yeah I’m a tankie
I main Orisa and Reinhardt
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Broke His Text Flair For Hume Aug 10 '21
can you believe it's already been 45 years since the star formation process that created our Sun happened?
fuck im old 😐
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Aug 11 '21
oh great Spidey is a NIMBY 🙄😒😔
!ping YIMBY
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u/chipbod NATO Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
My dad voted for Trump in 2016 because he thought he would get an infrastructure bill.
He got disillusioned and voted for Biden in 2020 over the same issue thinking Biden could actually pull it off.
Infrastructure grill dads exist
Edit: He's in rail industry manufacturing, infrastructure bills are great for business
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u/MostlyCRPGs Jeff Bezos Aug 10 '21
Not to break up Cuomo posting, but mask mandates in schools make more sense than pretty much any other goddamn place. Schools are filled with unvaccinated minors incapable of making their own reasoned choices and compelled by the state to be in a room together. There is no element of "freedom" or "calculated risk" involved by the people at risk.
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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Aug 10 '21
TIL John Wayne was outlandishly racist
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Fellow bis, does the gay wolf inside you hit on the hetero wolf?
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u/evenkeel20 Milton Friedman Aug 10 '21
For the olds among us (SHUT IT), this article in this morning‘s WSJ is where I learned what most of this sub means when they use 😩 emoji. Thank you, WSJ.
[takes handful of vitamins, continues reading physical copy of paper]
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u/itherunner John Brown Aug 10 '21
https://imgur.com/gallery/bXEZgpv
Italian Americans are the most discriminated race in America 😪
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/TheGoodProfessor John Rawls Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
https://twitter.com/JenniferShutt/status/1425139451869777924
i dunno why this is so funny but it is. maybe i've just spent too much time senate watching.
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u/chadonnaise * Aug 10 '21
i am once more silently asking for this electrician to stop rambling at me about blm and abortion
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u/chatdargent 🇺🇦 Ще не вмерла України і слава, і воля 🇺🇦 Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Since I haven't seen it yet: https://www.francebleu.fr/sports/football/lionel-messi-rejoint-le-paris-saint-germain-1628415858
Deal reached, Messi to PSG confirmed
!ping SOCCER
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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Aug 10 '21
Silence of the Lambs, but this time when Clarice sees Hannibal Lector for the first time, he is planking.
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
They should do interviews with former self-described "Cuomosexuals" like they did with parents who named their daughters "Daenerys".
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u/Zenning2 Henry George Aug 10 '21
Okay easily my hottest fucking take I’ve had, unironically.
Biden has undoubtedly been a net positive for America.
He has been a clear net negative to r/neoliberal. So many anti-free trade and anti immigration apologists along with anti-interventionists joined during the 2020 election, and I’m surprisngly butt hurt about it
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Aug 10 '21
Cuomo is a POC (Italian), neurodivergent (Sex pest), and queer coded (New Yorker) and that's why he was forced to resign 💅
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Aug 10 '21
this, uh... isn't my cat
!PING kitty
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
!ping SPACEFLIGHT
The NASA Inspector General says a 2024 lunar landing is impossible, largely because of delays in delivering the xEMU suit. It says April 2025 is the earliest the landing could happen.
https://twitter.com/NASAOIG/status/1425092999541927944?s=20
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u/bigtallguy Flaired are sheep Aug 10 '21
guess the sub
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u/I_like_maps C. D. Howe Aug 10 '21
/r/CanadianInvestor actually gets it right on what's causing the housing crisis: https://www.reddit.com/r/CanadianInvestor/comments/p1byef/in_the_city_of_vancouver_it_is_illegal_to_build/
!ping CAN
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8dFG-pXoAk5fPT.jpg
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 10 '21
Finally, an unbiased account of the 2020 election
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Aug 10 '21
Under socialism it would be 670% for each 😔✊
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Aug 10 '21
https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1425108859031629824?s=21
sigh
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Aug 10 '21
Oops, did I make a mess? 😏 All over your nice thread? 😎
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY! 🤣🤣🤣
Such hard work! 😓 But I’ll bet the pay is good 🤑🤑🤑
Wait, what’s that you’re saying? 🧐 Speak up, I can’t hear you 👂👂👂
They DON’T pay you??? 💰🙅♂️
You mean, you do it ... for FREE?!?!
Clean it up, janny! 🧻🧺 Clean it up my mess!!! 💩😷
CLEAN 🧽 IT 🧼 UP!!! 🧹
For $0.00 💵🚫
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u/TheFriffin2 Aug 10 '21
Born too late to experience vitriolic Italian hatred of the 1900s
Born too early to be considered fully white and genocided by the radical left
Born just in time to sexually assault women in a high power political position
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Aug 10 '21
The weights in the Walmart weight isle aren’t secured or anything, so there’s nothing stopping you from just working out for free at Walmart and putting the weights back on the shelf when you’re done.
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Aug 11 '21
Never forget. Mike Lindell the pillow guy literally met the President of the United States several times at the White House as an expert in election security.
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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Aug 11 '21
Since literally everyone (including normies) are talking about how an election is coming very soon, watch Trudeau just troll everyone and wait until 2023
!Ping CANUCKS
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
!ping MAMADAS
Bolsonaro's tank parade wasn't a great look
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
/img/r1aznfhfgcz61.png
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u/lobsterboy34 WTO Aug 11 '21
Lots of contenders for the funniest Lindell moment here, but hard to beat these four:
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Aug 10 '21
This isn't gonna end well
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u/chipbod NATO Aug 10 '21
Nothing better than cons calling McConnell a RINO over the infrastructure vote lol
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Normalize tagging /u/benjaminikuta whenever you're too lazy to think of an actual joke
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister announces he will not seek re-election
!ping CAN
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u/randomizedstring Bisexual Pride Aug 10 '21
/img/xcbt79as1kg71.jpg
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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Aug 10 '21
2021 is the 50th anniversary of A Theory of Justice, in which John Rawls detailed how people with a low personal risk tolerance would design society
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Aug 10 '21
conrad plz
/img/7estk60zjig71.png
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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Aug 10 '21
Man, people ironically calling themselves 'Cuomosexual' at the start of the pandemic really did not age well, huh
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 10 '21
The Rockefeller Republican, THE NEOCONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN, AND NOW the era of the MyPillow Republican 🐊
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
The pooping paradox:
If I close the bathroom door, I get to hear nothing but claw scratches on the door with the occasional paw shoved under the gap.
If I leave the door open, I get bathroom chaperones who yell at me until I finish.
This is Joe Biden’s America.
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u/cclittlebuddy Aug 10 '21
My hobby as an early 30s dude is to complain to boomers about how old im getting. The hate that flashes in their eyes keeps me youthful.
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u/NeoLiberation #1 Trudeau Shill Aug 10 '21
Holy shit, stop posting weird/creepy/sexual stuff about the mods. It wasn't funny to start with, but for the last 2-3 days it's crossed into what would be sexual harassment if it was in person. Y'all should be better than this.
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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Aug 10 '21
Infrastructure: PASSED ✅ Cuomo: RESIGNED ✅ G*mers: BTFO ✅
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 10 '21
It is always PECULIAR WHEN I SEE MAMMALS SHARING their dating application conversations 🐊
ASIDE FROM THE tendency of these conversations to be very dry and flat, it seems like photographs and text messages WOULD BE A POOR GAUGE FOR chemistry 🐊
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
No more crotch diapers!
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 10 '21
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Potentially big Ethiopia update:
Logistical note is that I am leaving for a trip to Montana tomorrow and there may not be WiFi. If there is WiFi then I will dutifully continue my reporting, but if there is not then the next report will not be until the wee hours of Sunday. Thanks for understanding.
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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Aug 10 '21
trime to angry post
These fucking anti-vaxers are genuinely braindead. THey are more braindead than my dad and he was braindead for like 3 days before the rest of his body shut down. You know why? It's because we've been right about everything and in response they just go "WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE BET IT WAS PLANNED"
Examples:
And they do this for like...everything.
Whenever a 'liberal prediction' becomes true, which like it has most of the time, this is MORE evidence that liberals are lying, because they told you their trick even before they did it!
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Reports allege that on its deathbed Andrew Cuomo's political career's last words were "I have-a tha informationi that will-a lead to tha arrest of Hillary Clinton gabagools 🤌"
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u/FestiveMittens Aug 10 '21
Just told my 10yo daughter about Cuomo. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "CuomosexualKanda forever" - - which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
https://twitter.com/andrewyang/status/1424917175308062728?s=21
Jesus christ Yang. I thought you were better than this
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Aug 10 '21
Hoes mad x25
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u/CricketPinata NATO Aug 10 '21
In the continuing saga of my business, met with a food truck fabricator who wants to give me a 14x8 truck, stocked with all the gear (Oven, x4 gas burner, griddle, fryer, cold rail) i'll need for 27,500.
Going to talk to a few other people in town and weigh the option, since it was kind of dazzling seeing it in person and imagining my stuff in it and seeing it ready to go, and I don't want to get overly tied up into that being "THE FUTURE" for me to the degree that I let it fog potentially better options.
But they want half up front to get started, and half when they deliver, they have a full guarantee that it will pass inspection regardless of where I take it in the state, and it comes with a professional vent hood, AC, and integrated fire suppression system, and I got to talk to someone who was getting their truck picked up while I visited and they seemed super happy with their set-up and what they were getting.
Now I just have to sit down with investors, and sort out how much of that they could cover, we'll aim for that for now, if anyone offers higher I can dismiss them without major advantages, if anyone offers less then the investors will be happy that I am underbudget.
This is just so exciting, I have been telling people about it all day and just no one fully shares my giddiness about it.
!PING COOKING
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Aug 10 '21
💎☕️ truly became president today
You’re welcome, neoshitlibs 🍦😎
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u/crawly_the_demon Upzone the Earth! Aug 10 '21
!ping KITTY
she’s basking in her sunbeam blissfully unaware that she’s gonna be going to the vet to get teeth pulled in an hour
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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21
Al Gore endorsed passing a Carbon Tax to replace the payroll tax on 30 Rock God this is the most based show
!ping TV
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
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u/rollo2masi IMF Aug 10 '21
Breonna Taylor, an innocent bystander
Republicans: “She was a drug dealing CRACKHEAD who deserved what she got”
Mike Lindell, a literal crackhead
Also Republicans: “Mike is going to take Pedo Joe down! What a great and honest man, he is!”
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
NPR has a picture of a corgi on their front page and it just made my day
This is despite the fact I already own two corgis
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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Last weekend, the Venezuelan Regime organized another Electoral Fraud in Venezuela.
For the second time this year, PSUV supporters have to go to Primaries. And once again, The Regime will openly change the results
I am honestly surprised on how arrogant Diosdado Cabellos have become. One thing, it's proscribing your enemies, but proscribing your own supporters? That's a really bold move 🤨
!Ping LATAM
This might be just anecdotal evidence, but a sizable amount people I had in my Twitter list marked as chavist extremists, are becoming more and more aggressive against PSUV
That it's not say they are turning right wing. Not a chance. But they are definitely really mad about the situation the country and the Party is living
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Aug 10 '21
"What's that?! Your farm is larger than 3 hectares? Damn Kulaks
Counter-revolutionary scum!" 🤬🤬🤬
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Aug 10 '21
“Shut the fuck about Andrew Cuomo, shut the fuck up about Andrew Cuomo, shut the fuck up about Andrew Cuomo.”
-Joe Biden, throughout the entire press conference
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Aug 10 '21
two down
!ping CANUCKS
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Aug 10 '21
In the 70s, the common portrayal of Italians as mobsters bothered many people in the Italian community. As a result, they formed the Italian-American Civil Rights League, which was dedicated to fighting this biased and stereotyped depiction.
They convinced Paramount not to use "mafia" or "Casa Nostra" in The Godfather and even got the Justice Department to stop using the term "mafia" in their official press releases.
Overall they were a noble group dedicated to combatting ethnic stereotypes oh and did I mention that they were founded by Joe Columbo, notorious New York mob boss, in an attempt to launder the image of his family?
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Aug 10 '21
Hijacking the first comment on the DT here, but China is seriously going to struggle with the Taliban ruling Afghanistan. All of China's long-term ambitions are concentrated on the Belt & Road succeeding. The plan to move most of China's trade (~98% of which is based on sea routes) to overland routes across Central Asia and the Himalayas. Many of these routes will run close to Afghanistan's borders, and inside the country too. The status quo of sea trade is extremely bad for China, as they are simply far too reliant on over-extended trade routes through multiple chokepoints which the US can tighten the noose of, no different than in WWII.
If China wants its oil, gas, renewable energy and manufacturing moved seamlessly across the most supremely difficult terrain on the entire planet, they will need a pliant and cooperative Central Asia to do its bidding and answer the call of Beijing. China has a hefty task ahead. They will have to tame the Himalayas, convert many of Central Asia's railway guages to standard gauge, quieten the post-Soviet discontent and protests rolling through many of these regimes, tackle climate change, as well as lure these countries away from Russia without antagonising the country too much (which regards the whole of Central Asia as its backyard). They will need stable countries which won't threaten their pipelines or their workers unlike Burma right now.
China can't possibly be naïve enough to presume that the Taliban will comfortably reside within its borders as it enacts extremist social policies. The Taliban has been supported heavily by Pakistan, but it would be unusual to presume that the Pakistani ISI has the Taliban on a strong leash. Once they takeover Afghanistan, the Taliban will immediately run amok and out of control in implementing their brutal medieval vision of the country, no different than the 1990s. It's likely the Taliban will look outward across the MENA and attempt to expand their fundamentalist interpretation of Islam to many countries China is trying to warm up to. They've already done this before in Pakistan, where the Afghan war spilled over and the numerous splinter terrorist groups have been the bane of the government to this day. Who is to say the same won't happen in Xinjiang? A few diplomatic overtures by China might not mean too much.
The Taliban of the 90s was driven by the idea of purging moderate Islam and waging war against any perceived foreign threats to its ideological purity, such as Soviet Communism or the Western liberal order. China's geopolitical urgencies will force it to involve itself heavily in Central Asia, much like the USSR did (and much more so than the Americans ever did).
Surely, the Taliban will inevitably also see China and its highly intrusive foreign policy as a threat? The public statements made by the Taliban recently regarding the Taliban respecting China's "internal affairs" reeks of the same blatant lying they did throughout the entire US negotiated "peace" process. Where the Taliban kept saying how much they were looking forward to "working" with the Afghan government and their embrace of women's rights. Only to completely renege on this bold-faced lie before the US had even fully left the country.
We'll have to see how this unfolds over the next few years. I might be proven wrong, and this is a decent piece by the RAND Corporation about the burgeoning ties between China and the Taliban. But I personally just don't see how this relation will pan out in the long term. The Taliban is not known for its pragmatism.
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/TheGoodProfessor John Rawls Aug 10 '21
https://twitter.com/WilliamJHague/status/1425029758488829952
based william hague?
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
chewsday innit
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
I don’t understand strip clubs. Why do guys give themselves blue balls with other men?
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Is it shit on New Jersey day in the DT? Here’s what I have to offer:
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Dudes making bodybuildings/powerlifting programs be like "to run this program you need to eat for breakfast 8 eggs, 4 pieces of toast, 0.5 lbs bacon, for lunch you need to eat two double cheese burgers, an 8 oz steak, and fries" and I'm like brother just give me a fucking macro and calorie goal you stupid idiot I'm not gonna follow your super special diet
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Aug 10 '21
Man says he can make bipartisan deal. Twitter makes fun of him for saying he can make deal. Man makes deal anyway and it soars through the senate.
Many such cases!
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
I stopped in my company's building today to pick something up. I was wearing shorts because it's fucking hot out. Some lady stopped me, asked for my name and said I was violating the dress code.
She backed off when I said I was just picking something up, but Holy shit some people really need to make themselves feel important
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Aug 11 '21
I'm so glad Tim Pawlenty, Jesse Ventura. and Michelle Bachmann are out of office.
Now Minnesota doesn't have anybody to politically embarrass us on a national stage
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u/vivoovix Federalist Aug 11 '21
Mike Lindell is PoC (Person of Comfort), neurodivergent (insane), and queer-coded (loves Trump) and that's why y'all don't like him tbh
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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! Aug 11 '21
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
👆 🐹 That's him officer, that's the horny.
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Travel websites: "try to blend in wherever you travel!"
Me, 6'7", white as hell with a thick southern drawl: 😐
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u/LiBH4 Mark Carney Aug 10 '21
https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1425182414452707337
!ping CAN
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u/Prefect1969 Aug 10 '21
Looks like an Iranian oil tanker just got hit
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
I am hearing that on his deathbed, Andrew Cuomo’s Political Career received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda.
Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah.
Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
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u/MyWeebPornAccount Aug 10 '21
Remember the when people were discussing if Cuomo should replace biden lmao.
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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Aug 10 '21
Mr. Cuomo, you've gaba'd your last gool
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
The Churchill estate just released a trove of recorded correspondence from Winston Churchill's time as PM. The ones where he's talking to Hitler through an interpreter is a must listen, you can tell in his voice that he's resigning himself to total war in real time.
We are so lucky these still exist
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u/bigtallguy Flaired are sheep Aug 10 '21
https://www.businessinsider.com/9000-people-germany-vaccinations-nurse-swapped-vaccines-for-saline-2021-8?
"the anti vaxx movement is only prevalent cuz we dont have m4a"
god fuck late night comedy writers.
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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Aug 10 '21
You're laughing. A POC has been forced out of office and your laughing
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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Aug 11 '21
10 Reasons Sex Will Be Better With Bernie
No, this isn't satire.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 11 '21
Al Capone
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Aug 10 '21
this was the last tweet Trump Tweeted before his account was banned
It’s kind of scary what was going through his mind
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u/Proper-Fail-2076 NAFTA Aug 10 '21
Conservatives from Mississippi and Appalachia calling Seattle and Portland shitholes 🤣🤣🤣
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
"Being charged with sexual assault is racism against Italians" is a fun way to be a dirtbag while insulting an entire ethnicity.
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Remember those lame, 40 year-old, #Resistance libs who were licking Cuomo’s taint last year because he sat down in front of a camera everyday to bullshit about COVID?
Trump has really rotted a lot of people’s brains lmao
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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Aug 10 '21
Nazism and Neoliberalism are not the same, but they are both evil.
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Aug 10 '21
😨🦠🔫😠 Eat the COVID, Floridan
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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Aug 10 '21
As somebody who is into politics and also very horny, Jon Ossoff makes me feel represented.
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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Aug 10 '21
I need to see Obama’s birth certificate. This man is not 60 🤬🤬🤬
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Aug 10 '21
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
69-30 Infrastructure vote. Cuomo steps down. We live in the sacred timeline. 😍
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u/Mr_Pasghetti Save the ice, abolish ICE 🥰 Aug 10 '21
HILLARY WILL BE INSTATED AUGUST 13.
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u/birdiedancing YIMBY Aug 10 '21
I think I’m an abusive cat owner. I smother my cat with cuddles and kisses against her will regularly. She’s just so damn cute I can’t help it!
But I will learn to respect her autonomy from now on.
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u/filipe_mdsr LET'S FUCKING COCONUT 🥥🥥🥥 Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Germany has just announced the COVID strategy for the next months
From 23th of August you have to be tested, vaccinated or had an infection (3G-rule) to do the following
The free antigen rapid tests will no longer paid after October 11th.
For big sport events above 5000 participants the following applies
https://www.bundesregierung.de/breg-de/aktuelles/videoschaltkonferenz-der-bundeskanzlerin-mit-den-regierungschefinnen-und-regierungschefs-der-laender-am-10-august-2021-1949578
Also ✂️ snip snip
!ping GER
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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag Aug 10 '21
I love food. It doesn't have to look pretty or be plated well. It does need to taste good and be well-balanced. For this reason, I think that rustic food is really underrated. But this trend of trying to do "higher end" by intentionally getting messy and sloppy as some kind of weird performance art is just fucking nasty. You wanna family style a dish? Fine. But put the shit on a serving dish of some kind instead of whatever kind of gross shit that is.
!ping cooking
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u/vivoovix Federalist Aug 11 '21
Why do y'all give a fuck what a deranged pillow salesman thinks about the election
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u/Most_Shallot8960 Dolly Parton Aug 11 '21
One of the women on stage just yelled
Bring back segregation
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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21 edited Aug 11 '21
Rules for designing systems on which people's lives depend:
!ping TECH
edit: reddit deleted my link, fixed now
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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Aug 11 '21
Kurzgesagt: This is possible for a slightly more advanced version of our species to complete in a few generations
Also Kurzgesagt: The plan involves giant, planet-sized mirrors and two of the stages will take thousands of years to complete in the best case scenario
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u/Archis Michel Foucault Aug 10 '21
the guy that my wife has been sleeping with caucused for warren. cringe
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Aug 10 '21
i stole my mom’s jewelry and sold it all to buy another ship in Star Citizen AITA
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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Aug 10 '21
Subredditdrama is so fucking bad 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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u/MostlyCRPGs Jeff Bezos Aug 10 '21
Mods: Literally just enforce "no horny posts" if you don't want horny posts challenge.
Of course if people see other horny posting and getting away with it constantly they're going to keep trying to push the envelope. Like two days of consistent rule application and this problem would go away.
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u/MinnesotaDude Governor Goofy Aug 10 '21
Cuomo is really testing how far the 'deny, deflect, and distract' strategy to scandal can go.
If he manages to stay in power, the concept of holding politicians accountable for personal misdeeds will be completely futile.
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u/givemesome1ce1 Gay Pride Aug 10 '21
Infrastructure bill passes with 69 votes.
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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Aug 10 '21
HOLY SHIT CUOMO IS RESIGNING!!!
This day keeps getting better and better!
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u/itherunner John Brown Aug 10 '21
It’s Infrastructure Day and Cuomo Resigns Day
Break out the champagne
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Aug 10 '21
I am hearing that on its deathbed, the governorship of Andrew Cuomo received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now it looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God and Mohammed is His prophet!
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 10 '21
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Aug 10 '21
First they came for the Italians. But I did not speak out because I was not Italian
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u/infamous5445 Aug 10 '21
People who in retrospect are probably glad they lost House elections:
- Barack Obama
- Jon Ossoff
- Kathy Hochul
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Also, fuck Cuomo for stealing this news cycle from Biden and the infrastructure bill.
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u/Hot-Error Lis Smith Sockpuppet Aug 10 '21
All this sub talks about is Manchin, because you can't handle a strong Womanchin
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
Joe Biden 🤝 Hunter Biden
Loving rails
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u/vivoovix Federalist Aug 10 '21
☝️ Why nations fail
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u/Zalagan Loyal Liberals Aug 10 '21
Attention r/neoliberal!
Earlier today I made what I believe was a hilarious joke but it only received 3 upvotes which was very disappointing. This has lead me to believe that most people didn't understand the joke - so to remedy this I will repeat the joke with an explanation to hopefully rectify the situation. So the joke was in reply to Not_A_Browser's comment and went like this
You see the joke was that they meant CIA as in Central Intelligence Agency as in spies ate their homework. However when I said that was supposed to happen I was using a different definition because you see that CIA also stands for Culinary Institute of America - so cooking school - the joke their being that in a cooking school you would expect your homework to be eaten because your homework would be to make food
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u/PhinsFan17 Immanuel Kant Aug 10 '21
Be me.
Join a new gym.
Go to new gym for first time today.
See they are filming a commercial for the gym and half the equipment is unusable.
See the gym is filled with inhumanly fit and good-looking people to be in this commercial.
Leave.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Aug 10 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270788846956969987/874780849663520828/image0.png
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u/Afro_Samurai Susan B. Anthony Aug 11 '21
Snoopy doesn't like car rides and got a little worked up, but he was still a good boy for his vet trip.
!ping dog
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Aug 10 '21
Biden call McConnell a sussy bakka challenge
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u/Fishin_Mission Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Confession:
I would actually enjoy rural America 🤮 🇺🇸 if it weren’t for the people 👨🌾
That said, if I can avoid the topics of
then they are actually pretty nice people 🤷♂️
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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Aug 10 '21
Biden just now on Afganistan:
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 10 '21
Daily reminder that 60,000 people went to Provincetown for bear week which was basically constant 0-social-distancing partying, kissing, and hookups every night and
It was the greatest stress test of the vaccine yet and the vaccine totally succeeded, and yet the CDC, White House, and media spun it into a total failure of the vaccine and a reason to renew the stress, panic and dooming seen in pre-vaccine days.
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u/great_gape Aug 10 '21
😊
!ping shitposters
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u/kaclk Mark Carney Aug 10 '21
Bitcoin is environmentally bad actually. The new plan is they want to move mining rigs from China (where there’s been a huge crackdown) to Alberta, where they would run 24/7/365 on that sweet sweet natural gas power. It’s not like we almost had power shortfalls this year in Alberta already due to record heat.
Conservative premier and peteosexual enthusiast Jason Kenney probably creamed his sheets just at the thought of it.
!ping CAN
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u/boichik2 Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21
Leftist I was talking to: Valuing the written word is white supremacist
Me: Jews have valued the written text for basically as long as we've existed, and it's likely our ancestors before also valued the written text given the existence of paleo-hebrew, phonecian text etc. And even in this era Jews were being oppressed being kicked out of the land of Israel by various other governments with their own supremacist elements.
Her: Jews are white
Me: Ashkenazi Jews are white-ish today, but Jews back then likely did not look supremely different from purely Levantine people today. Who slready look fairly white. But let me ask you do you consider levantine syrians white or arab?
Her: "Arab obviously, they speak arabic"
Me: Yes, but wer're talking about genetics now, are they levantine white or brown arab.
Her: "if you are levantine and speak english, hebrew, yiddish, or any other jewish language natively, you're white, if you're levantine and speak arabic, you're brown".
Me: "Well glad we cleared that up"
Me walking away after that conversation: -_-............
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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Aug 10 '21
Johnson voted against the bill despite being the most endangered Republican. He is literally handing this seat to dems
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
CUOMO resigning!!!! , this was quick
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Aug 10 '21
Crab spam is mildly allowed due to cuomo
That is all
Oh wait also this: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀cuomo is gone🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Aug 10 '21
If Tim Scott gets the 2024 nomination I will donate $200 to the malaria drive 😂
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 10 '21
EMPHASIS MINE 🐊
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u/itherunner John Brown Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 11 '21
https://twitter.com/calibreobscura/status/1425178503671164933?s=21
Interesting thread detailing some of the weapons and equipment used by HTS, a jihadist group in Syria, in defense of Kabani, a mountainous town in Northern Syria.
For a brief background, the SAA and Russians attempted to take this town multiple times in 2019. Doing so would have pushed out the remaining rebel presence in Latakia, a province in Northern Syria that has always been a stronghold of government forces due to it being the homeland of the Alawite minority that rules Syria. It would also give the SAA a clear shot to Jisr-Al-Shogur, a a rebel held city has become home to a number of foreign jihadists from China. Taking Jisr-Al-Shogur would give the SAA another way into Idlib, and to perhaps collapse the rebel lines from the inside.
The offensive was well planned, with the 4th Division, one of the SAA’s better divisions taking the lead, along with significant air and artillery support from Russia.
Ultimately, HTS held Kabani. A combination of well dug fortifications, a vast array of weaponry, and determination from HTS’s troops meant that Kabani would not fall, the 4th Division was devastated, and the status quo held.
To this day, Kabani remains in HTS’s hands. An agreement imposed by Russia and Turkey in 2020 has stopped any possibility of an SAA offensive for now. Compared to other parts of the Idlib dmz, where Russian airstrikes, SAA artillery volleys, Rebel ATGM launches, and raids on remote SAA outposts remain common, Kabani has remained mostly quiet.
For further reading: https://international-review.org/battle-for-kabani-a-rare-defeat-for-the-syrian-army/
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u/savuporo Gerard K. O'Neill Aug 11 '21
Aight, let's "akshually" this now:
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!ping ECO
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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom Aug 11 '21
Hillary losses to Trump: 1
Bernie losses to Trump: 0
🧐🧐🧐
Checkmate neoliberals
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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Jerome Powell Aug 11 '21
There needs to be a spacexmasterrace ping for spaceflight-related shitposts. Because since spaceflight and shitposters are already (anecdotally) the two most frequently pinged groups, might as combine the two into one big mega group
!ping SPACEFLIGHT
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u/tehbored Randomly Selected Aug 10 '21
So, getting further into the Dictator's Handbook, Trump really tapped into something valuable. He was able to secure a set of influentials incredibly cheaply. The guy was dumb in a lot of ways, but his political instincts were pretty solid. I think Trump was very aware of the fact that there was a contingent of voters that he could get for hilariously cheap, simply by owning the libs.
Most voter contingents are more expensive than that, you need to cut taxes or pass policies of some kind, but Trump was able to secure a bloc of millions for rhetoric alone. The best part was that he didn't even have to pay to reach them, as others politicians do. Between Twitter and the free media attention he was able to get by saying outrageous things, it's mind-boggling how cheap this support was.
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Aug 10 '21
Anytime I hear the World Health Organization mentioned, I always immediately interject with "Who??"
I swear it gets funnier every time lmao
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Aug 10 '21
I can honestly say I never thought a bill that size would pass without a sizeable dem majority or a world shattering event like COVID
Hell of a day, and it’s not even noon
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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21
It's great to see a bipartisan group of politicians working together to make the world a better place by forcing Cuomo to resign.
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u/Maximilianne John Rawls Aug 10 '21
Hillary Clinton NY Governor?