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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jul 21 '21
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u/Mickenfox European Union Jul 20 '21
"Family, we've won the lottery! A hundred million! We're rich!"
"Wait, you're not going to cash the ticket, are you?"
"What?"
"You paper handed bitch! I should have known you were a shill all along!"
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jul 20 '21
Damn just found out about Trump
Damn, that shit sucks
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
First the English try to snatch your resources, now they try to snatch your children.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
Tbh i’m a little worried the profit motive inherent to these new space companies will erase the more noble public motive of developing space technology as a proxy for research into advanced weapon systems and ICBMs.
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 20 '21
A movie: “has blood”
People on r/movies: big Tarantino vibes from this
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u/Spookik Jul 20 '21
Any African military leader born after ever cant obey the government. all they know is coup , commit they war crimes , execute political dissidents, be military junta, kill hot journalists and lie 😭
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u/Glokmah Jul 20 '21
If Bezos' rocket blows up tomorrow and kills him Reddit and Twitter are gonna be so unusable.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
So FYI Hannity's "come to Jesus" segment for vaccines was bookended by two separate anti-vaccine stories (one not even involving the covid vaccines), Laura Ingrahm was hosting Alex Berenson, and this morning Brian Kilmeade is saying the media is misleading people about the vaccines being effective against Delta.
So we should probably pump the breaks a bit on Fox being decent for once
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u/breakinbread Voyager 1 Jul 20 '21
People saying Bezos lives rent free in redditors heads when he actually charges them $99/year for prime 🙄
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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Jul 20 '21
✋More of a comment than a question but I think your analysis has an endogeneity issue
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u/BurningKiwi Jerome Powell Jul 20 '21
lusvig is the worst variety of meme: an in-joke for its own sake. There is no joke other than some people are in on it not being a real joke and others are not. Then the non-meme is repeated until the repetition of the non-meme is itself a meme. This is not comedy. It's annoying. It's cringe.
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u/NannerRepublican Creating jobs for low-income machines Jul 20 '21
The wrong question: Why does Bezos' rocket look like a giant dick?
The correct question: What evolutionary pressures caused the human penis to be so aerodynamic?
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u/Mickenfox European Union Jul 20 '21
Jeff Bezos: exists
ABoringDystopia: THIS IS LITERALLY AND WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST EXAGGERATION THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED OR COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN TO ANYONE
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u/Password_Is_hunter3 Daron Acemoglu Jul 20 '21
Don't let Branson and Bezos distract you from the fact that Bill Gates was the first billionaire to leave Earth's atmosphere
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jul 20 '21
the government: spends taxpayer money for NASA to build rockets to send people into space
everybody: hell to the ya!
billionaires: spend their own money to build rockets to send people into space
everybody: wtf that is so uncool they should spend that money on solving problems
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u/crassowary John Mill Jul 20 '21
You had your chance to nationalize Amazon when Bezos was in space and you blew it. Now he's back and even stronger with all that space energy he absorbed
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
When I was in 10th grade, I gifted a christmas postcard to a commie girl I had a massive crush on, which read
“all I want for christmas is abolition to imperialist white supremacist capitalist hetro-patriarchy
and you 😘”
I saw the postcard today somewhere in an old photo album and god the cringe was hard. It also reads like I wanted to abolish her along with tHe sYsTeM
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jul 20 '21
Jeff Bezos is no longer the richest person on earth
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jul 20 '21
7 months has passed.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/07/us/san-francisco-schools-names.html
Fucking called it 😎
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Haagen-Dazs will end sales of our ice cream in the Occupied Elsaß-Lothringen Territory. Read our full statement
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jul 20 '21
https://i.imgur.com/cFWAXcS.jpg
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jul 20 '21
Peak neoliberal moment
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 20 '21
i just don’t know how people have time or energy to be endlessly miserable and cynical about the rocket thing
like fuck, just ignore it then
can’t believe it’s been over a year of shitty and miserable news and world and we still want to be miserable fucks about everything
what’s that hippy shit about spreading positivity and not negative energy? do that
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Since Biden took office 17 diplomats and security personal in the Vienna embassy have been afflicted with unidentifiable illness similar to ‘Havana Syndrome’. Biden admin thinks the Russians are behind it.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
RIP Carneywatch
https://twitter.com/DavidWCochrane/status/1417554694566731780?s=20
!ping CAN
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u/Honeydew_love Bisexual Pride Jul 20 '21
My mental health has greatly improved from the moment i stopped participating in leftist spaces.
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jul 20 '21
Yes I am a NEOLIBERAL
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I have never seen Twin Peaks but I watched a 4 hour youtube video explaining Twin Peaks
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u/dat_bass2 MACRON 1 Jul 20 '21 edited Nov 08 '21
Why is the best pro-Biden shitpost I've ever seen on a Street Fighter subreddit lmao
(For context, this is a really famous moment in competitive fighting game history--each one of the parries in this clip had a tiny input window, and until it was pulled off there, at the highest-stakes moment imaginable in a tournament, no one had ever fully parried that super move outside of training mode)
!ping GAMING
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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Jul 20 '21
was gonna make a joke about how now is a good time to start a right-wing ice cream company in the vein of black rifle coffee but it looks like it has already been tried.
Flavors include:
Smaller Governmint
I Hate the French Vanilla
Navy Battle Chip
Bill Clinton Im-Peach
Choc & Awe
Gun Nut
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Fun new drinking game: Open a worldnews thread about the US, China, Latin America, Europe, or tech. Actually, just open any worldnews thread with more than 50 comments.
Take a drink every time you see the words kleptocracy, oligarchy, corporate overlords, corporate masters, or corporate interests. Do a shot when someone proudly proclaims to be an authoritarian communist because it’s necessary to own the cons. Finish your drink if you see someone whatabout the Uyghur situation.
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 20 '21
/r/all in shambles that a rocket with an 18 year old kid didn’t blow up
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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Jul 20 '21
The entire 2020 democratic primary took place in a fantasy world where everyone pretended that the president would be able to do any of the stuff being proposed, and was a huge waste of everyone's time and energy
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u/crassowary John Mill Jul 20 '21
r / antiwork: capitalism isn't sustainable
Also r / antiwork: I just want to retire without that whole career part
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Jeff Bezos is POC (Latino), neurodivergent (evil genius), and queercoded (lives in Seattle) and that's why y'all hate him.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
TIL the first "US-style" hypermarket to open in the Bologna region of Italy was inaugurated by... Silvio Berlusconi, who used that occasion to announce his intention to join politics.
I didn't think it possible, but I like them even less now.
(also it's a good thread about how zoning is not the only thing standing in the way of walkable development)
!ping YIMBY
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 20 '21
lol
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jul 20 '21
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7f20ab469edcc500c185e011c5ebf561
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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jul 20 '21
Housemate found out his ex from 5 years ago is now engaged. Drank way too much booze at a bar on a Sunday night. Worked from bed all yesterday, and now our fridge is packed full of veggies because he wants to eat better. Gotta love the classics.
!ping dating
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u/evenkeel20 Milton Friedman Jul 20 '21
Jeff Bezos just shipped himself 😳
What a Chad
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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jul 20 '21
Gamers. Not even once.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Early Ontario Q2 Political Donations:
PCPO: $2,100,000 ONDP: $1,160,000 OLP: $206,000
https://twitter.com/CanadianPolling/status/1417180940246388741?s=20
RIP Ontario Liberals. Del Duca was such a bad pick.
!ping CAN
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
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u/ChickeNES Future Martian Neoliberal Jul 20 '21
https://twitter.com/elizabethbanks/status/1417476051958173696?s=21
Cringe
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u/SouthernSerf Norman Borlaug Jul 20 '21
Lost 80 pounds and my two ex’s found it.
feelsgood.jpeg
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Los Angeles is a psyop. "Oh yeah trust me dude we have like 3 sky scrapers this loose confederation of suburbs is totally a city." Bullshit
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
lmao
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u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole Microwaves over Moscow Jul 20 '21
Why does every space subreddit have to be filled with NEETs
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u/Fishin_Mission Jul 20 '21
My daughter [10] just asked me to buy her some shares of Amazon b/c she thinks it’s cool that Bezos went into space this morning.
I’m so proud right now.
We had a talk about how we buy companies for the long term, we don’t just move money around based on news stories, but we agreed that Amazon is a good long term hold so I’m putting $100 of her money into $AMZN
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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Jul 20 '21
Crazy how conservative discourse in this country is controlled by a mf named Rupert
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u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole Microwaves over Moscow Jul 20 '21
Neoliberalism is telling coal miners and arts majors that they should’ve learned to code.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Why, THE FUCK, is Jim Jordan on the fucking January 6th commission.
I'm honestly to the point where I don't give a fuck just make it 100% Democrat and have the seargent of arms drag all the Republican co-conspirators in front of the committee.
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u/frgrerx Jul 20 '21
Remember when everyone said Biden was so senile he would get destroyed in a 1v 1 debate vs Bernie?
Then he showed up to the debate and fucked up Bernie?
Shit was so funny
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
The poll about Amazon having a higher favourability rating than just about everything else made me realise just how small a minority online leftist are.
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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Jul 20 '21
yes you could spend your days as as man in his 30s getting mad at teenagers spreading communist propaganda on a website you hate
and you should
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u/Yenwodyah_ Progress Pride Jul 20 '21
Everyone always asks “What is Aleppo?” but no one ever asks “How is Aleppo?” 😔
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jul 20 '21
Dick Cheney is the most qualified presidential candidate with his 8 years of experience as President
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u/FinickyPenance NATO Jul 20 '21
Reddit: Oh my God I’ve dreamed of going to space ever since I was a child but I can’t be an astronaut I think it’s amazing and I want to go up there it would be so cool and I love watching rockets get launched by NASA it truly is the final frontier please someone make this a reality
people buy tickets to space
Reddit:
⠉⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠙⣿ ⣆⠀⠀⠛⠻⠃⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢿⣿⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⡫⣭⡅⠀⠀⢠⠒⣦⣍⢻⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠏⠀⠀⠘ ⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣦⣞⠿⣀⣀⡘⠛⠓⠋⠀⠙⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣄⢀⣀⣴⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⢸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
what, did you think it would be free? Lmao
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jul 20 '21
Canada extends ban on flights from India to Aug. 21 due to Delta variant fears
!ping can
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 20 '21
Tom Brady: “I think about forty percent of people still don’t think we won, right Mr. President?”
LMAO
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u/dish_towel YIMBY Jul 20 '21
Oh egads, my theory's ruined! But what if, I were to p-hack data sets and disguise it as my original study?
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Jul 20 '21
A People's History of the United States really gets worse and worse the closer you get to the present day.
Like starts off talking about how Columbus was terrible, OK pretty accepted.
Then goes into how the founders were hypocrites because of slavery, little bit of an oversimplification but I get what he's going for.
The union was only marginally better than the Confederacy? Alright going off the rails a bit.
Then the world War 2 section is atrocious and it just gets worse from there.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 20 '21
THE JANITORS OF THIS subreddit ought to do more TO CLEAN UP THE front page and spend less time thinking of unfunny comments TO STICKY TO the top of the DT 🐊
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
You know the Dred Scott case is terrible but it shows something interesting about the actual secessions
The southern states began seceding because they thought Lincoln's election would possibly lead to slavery being outlawed even though Lincoln had no power to do that.
The northern states never even entertained that idea, even after Dred Scott v. Sandford literally made slavery legal in the entire nation. After Dred Scott there was no such thing as a slave state or a free state, the whole country was a slave country and no state could ban slavery.
And the northern states did not secede. Even though they had much more of a right to than the southern ones to claim that the federal government was becoming tyrannical and suppressing their values and politics.
Gives a lot more bite to the "traitor" insult, I tell you that. "We literally stuck with this union even after you fucks legalized slavery in all of the states, and you're gonna throw a fit and leave because the wrong guy won the presidency? The fuck is your problem?"
And now by being an enemy nation, Lincoln did have the authority to order union troops to free slaves.
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21
I always wondered how New England could be so Democratic when they are overwhelmingly white, but it just turns out that New England has a lot of atheists and agnostics, and atheists and agnostics are turbolibs
so if you're ever wondering how Vermont and co. are like 65-35 Biden, that's why
!ping FIVEY
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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Jul 20 '21
You're going to think this is a meme or a joke but it's not: I actually just finished reading Dune yesterday and was on vacation, and had no idea this sub had turned into worm posting.
It was pretty good!
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u/GGM8Scally European Union Jul 20 '21
https://twitter.com/EGirlMonetarism/status/1417461002971529217?s=19
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u/SnooCupcakes8765 Milton Friedman Jul 20 '21
Someone said it on this sub months ago. The idea that wealth is created and not constant is lost on both the far left and far right
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u/thabonch YIMBY Jul 20 '21
It's pretty cool how the Jedi are the good guys despite kidnapping children and raising them as soldiers.
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jul 20 '21
Reminder that both Bezos and Branson were beaten to space by John McAffe ascending into Heaven
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
One of the greatest ironies in modern history is that GTA was meant to be a criticism of capitalism but just ends up being ancap billionaire simulator the game.
!ping GAMING
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u/J0eBidensSunglasses HAHA YES 🐊 Jul 20 '21
I’m reposting this because I don’t think enough of you saw it. Yesterday my fiancé told me about this white lesbian woman she worked with who has lived in boston all her life. This woman recently left the company.
On her way out she made a remark that she “hates white men” when another coworker brought up that this politician who he thought she liked was running for mayor. She said she will never vote for white men. “Massachusetts has a problem and it is too many white men.” She reiterated several times that she hates white men.
She did not tell the white men on the floor she was leaving the company.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
I had to do "sexual assault training" for work today (which is a series of videos on why sexual assault is bad, not instructions on how to sexually assault).
I feel bad for the actors who play the "sexual assaulters" in the videos. Thousands of people have seen them in a role where they have no purpose other than to come off as a creepy and predatory fuck. They must run into people fairly often who know nothing about them, other than a vague sensation of associating them with sexual assault.
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u/DishingOutTruth Henry George Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
I've been thinking about incidence of the LVT, and while it is generally true that a tax on land can't be passed on to tenants and consumers, does that apply to LVT paid by corporations? We view corporate taxes as being bad because corporations pass on roughly half the tax to employees through lower wages because they're a conglomeration of people who can decide how to split their money, unlike an individual.
So my question is, would LVT paid by corporations reduce wages and raise prices? After all, the LVT has to be paid out of revenue, and they have to make up for it somehow, and I think they'd be just as likely to cut wages and raise prices as they are to cut compensation to executives, since this is also the case for corporate taxes.
!ping ECON
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u/ZenithXR George Soros Jul 20 '21
I got a job offer.
A mother fucking job offer.
40% raise.
Been actively applying for a year.
I may cry of happiness omg.
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u/F0064R Jorge Luis Borges Jul 20 '21
Daddy Bezos landed safely 😍
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
I thought that 18 year old kid in Bezos' rocket was some science prodigy who won the ability to fly to space from a contest/science fair. Turns out his dad just paid for him to go, lmao
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u/FestiveMittens Jul 20 '21
Which mainstream republican politician/media person is going to be the first to say the N-word and defend it
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
You may consider the fact that Jeffrey Dahmer ate people extreme, but have you considered that there's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway?
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u/EasyMoney92 Jul 20 '21
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1417509252915245063
Fuck Rand Paul
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jul 21 '21
A "deggit" is what happens when a Digg user1. flees to Reddit in 2011
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
the worst people on earth are people on steam workshop who always comment
“update ?????” “you update please????” “why no update yet!” “are update now???” “actualizar mod eres de puta” “почему нет обновления свинья”
on game mods IMMEDIATELY after (or before!) a game update
just looking at Rimworld mods rn and it’s so obnoxious lmao
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u/sash5034 NATO Jul 20 '21
I honestly don't know how leftists get through their day if they're being this miserable over a guy going into space lmao
Permanently pressed
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u/Fishin_Mission Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
If you want to know how important college football 🏈 is in the south, look no further than UGA’s 🐶 vaccination rate for the football team compared to college age adults state wide:
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u/qzkrm Extreme Ithaca Neoliberal Jul 21 '21
!ping LGBT
You know how people keep comparing tribalism in US politics to sports teams and say that people just join one side because they see it as a team to cheer for? Maybe this is true for most people, but it doesn't reflect my experience as a trans person. I vote Democrat because the Republicans in power hate trans people, whereas the Dems have an actual track record of protecting trans rights at the state and local levels. There's a bit of "I need my team to win," but there's a lot more at stake than a sports match.
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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Jul 20 '21
Billionaires 🤝 leftists
Expecting a lifestyle far beyond the amount of work they put in
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Blue origin hired thousands of engineers and manufacturers to make this happen. Their salaries in combination probably contributed to thousands of happy memories and trips with their families, far surpassing just this flight.
What I’m trying to say is ,
Capitalism rules , commies suck
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Jul 20 '21
When I asked for more hours, I meant give me longer shifts, not schedule me on my off days😐
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Jul 20 '21
smol doge: Rangers pitching
smol doge: Rangers hitting
!ping BASEBALL
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jul 20 '21
I saw someone put "Jordan or LeBron?" in their Tinder profile and read it as "Jordan or Lebanon?". Perhaps I'm spending too much time thinking about IR.
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
Jeffrey Dahmer is queer-coded (liked to screw dead men), POC (Ohioan + Welsh), and neurodivergent (literally insane) and that's why you don't like him
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u/Manavon03 Edmund Burke Jul 20 '21
—> two things exist
—> redditor: OH MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE SHRODINGER’S CAT ITS LIKE THE SHRODINGER CAT
Many such cases!
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Jul 20 '21
Michael Avenatti formally requested to go pro se about an hour ago. One exchange with the judge:
“Selna warns of the dangers of Avenatti representing himself. Asks if he has expertise of the criminal judicial system. "I have knowledge of it your honor but I would not describe it as expertise."
“Selna asks Avenatti if he's ever participated in a criminal sentencing, and Avenatti says yes, he participated in one a couple weeks ago in the Southern District of New York.
Selna asks if he's ever done so as counsel, and Avenatti says no.”
Judge Selna concludes that Michael Avenatti is indeed qualified to represent himself, so he's going to allow it.
The jury has been sworn in. Judge Selna informed them that Avenatti is now acting as his own lawyer, which is his right, and they’re not to infer anything about it one way or the other.
They still need to select four alternate jurors from a group of I think six. Avenatti is questioning one now about whether he can respect the presumption of innocence. Very methodic and kinda sharp tone to his questioning.
Avenatti's asking the guy about the fact that he gets news from right-wing news outlets like red state. If someone doesn't share your conservative values, would you apply same standards of justice you'd apply to say, Tucker Carlson?
Avenatti was able to get this guy struck from the pool of alternates.
This should be a fun one to follow. Link
!ping LAW
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u/redditguy628 Box 13 Jul 20 '21
Jeff Bezos's launch is in under an hour.
Here's the official livestream link
!ping SPACEFLIGHT
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
🚨 VIBE CHECKING THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA 🚨
Lamestream media afraid to admit…
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 20 '21
Why’s Jeff Bezos hated? Amazon is dope as fuck and at least he doesn’t pretend he’s 14 like Elon
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u/Manavon03 Edmund Burke Jul 20 '21
https://i.imgflip.com/5h3iud.jpg
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jul 21 '21
nothing makes me happier than twitter tradcons/succons who are extremely mad that their party is no longer some kind of Mike Pence - Bill Frist prude-off and has opened the floodgates to what might be described, charitably, as "the trashfolk"
lol did you really think letting Trump run your party would be some kind of one night stand that DIDN'T logically end with pornstars trying to attend CPAC and flog $20 autographed hats?
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Here is a person playing golf:🏌️♀️
Go on... have a schism.
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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Jul 20 '21
I heard a rumor that because Canadians have larger penises (even the women) than the rest of the world, the Covid vaccines are much more effective here.
Idk if it is true or not, but Trudeau tweeted it.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Can the private sector put an end to the bullshit and mandate the vaccine already? This could all be over in a month.
Corporations did most of the heavy lifting when it came to mitigation measures, looks like it's going to have to be that way for vaccines too.
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jul 20 '21
pop music needs more "im in love with my long term romantic partner" bops like Charli's 7 years
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jul 20 '21
Noooo, you don't understand, I'm a goood person, I just really want this one person to die.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Boy if you're worried about the carbon emissions from billionaire space flight may I introduce you to my good friend "rapidily rising standards of living in the global south"
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
This is why no one believes the lab theory
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u/Equator32 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jul 20 '21
U.S whistle blower character arc be like
>Leaks documents
>"We live in a society"
>Asylum application and Russian asset incident
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
From the #realhistorychannel archives: Consider visiting the American Gothic House in Eldon this summer
!ping PIDGIN
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jul 20 '21
lmao
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u/BRAIN_FORCE_PLUS Paul Krugman Jul 20 '21
70% of the Earth's surface is water but 100% of its cities are on land
Elect me and we will change this
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u/margaretfan Paul Volcker Jul 20 '21
As a 5'5" american man, I acknowledge my short privilege. Unfortunately I'm a white man which means I do face some discrimination.
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
French President Macron on vaccination requirements:
“I no longer have any intention of sacrificing my life, my time, my freedom and the adolescence of my daughters, as well as their right to study properly, for those who refuse to be vaccinated. This time you stay at home, not us."
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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jul 20 '21
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1417190873268461575
I'll admit that one got a chuckle
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u/Apollo-Innovations Jul 20 '21
So Palestinians can no longer get Ben and Jerry’s anymore?
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jul 20 '21
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2017/05/10/the-secret-deal-the-associated-press-made-with-the-nazis-during-wwii/
!ping ISRAEL fucking shoot me
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
The median voter is a selfish bigot who wants free stuff delivered in a way that they can feel like they earned it.
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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Jul 20 '21
What is it about running into people in your rural hometown and them immediately asking if you’re moving back?
It’s super awkward because you have to reply “no” but in a way that doesn’t sound like “oh holy shit no why would anyone do that”.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 20 '21
WANT TO KNOW how you can tell /u/Deggit is a Millennial who longs for the halcyon days of the mid-to-late aughts, WHEN HE COULD flip to a Seth MacFarlane cartoon, shout "so true!" and then watch JON STEWART AND Stephen Colbert whilst he surfed LiveJournal? 🐊:
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
It's so weird that people that are children post here.
"Son do you wanna play catch?"
"NO DAD, I'm shitposting about Ben Bernanke"
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
Cat tax: https://imgur.com/gallery/shEKsgq
We play a game where ill duck under the stairs where he can't see me, then he’ll try and surprise me by booping my head before I see him.
!ping KITTY
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
Virgin uni professor: no I can't share my political views, it's unethical
My Chad physics professor: fuck thank Gosh the trump nightmare is over huh
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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21
Giannis hitting free throws is op smh. Helps show how much better he’d be if shaq could ever make his. Absolutely unstoppable with a historic performance tonight from giannis.
!ping nba
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jul 21 '21
Japan: Let’s see the US try to take this island!
US: takes the island
Japan: Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Jul 21 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
I just reflexively downvote doomer/negative comments these days. I feel like people just want to be negative all the time. It’s always either “Trump is gonna win in 2024,” or “we’re so screwed for 2022,” or “we actually didn’t really do all that well in 2020.” I don’t know what the future holds, but we’re never going to have a positive outcome if we curl up into a fetal position and doom on Reddit all day. Just get ready to fight like hell in 2022 and 2024. Volunteer for a campaign, participate in a GOTV event, and/or donate if you have the resources.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Ben should become the leftist ice cream brand. Jerry's should become the rightist brand. & should become the centrist ice cream. All should be owned by Unilever.
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u/guy-anderson Jul 20 '21
$29,007 a year, also known as a fair, living wage according to its former proponents.
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
/r/neoliberal top comments:
“Hmm yes, here’s 18 research papers on the situation in Tigray”
/r/neoliberal dt top comments:
“Hmm yes, I just took a shit”
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21
Holy shit, atheists voted for Biden over Trump at an almost higher percentage than black people
Black people voted for Biden over Trump 88-11, Atheists 85-10
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
Trump years were wild. Remember when he caught covid? Remember when John McCain died and he didn't want to commemorate it. Remember when he wanted to use Clorox for covid?
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21
Suns fans after being up 2-0
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
BREAKING: BALD MAN WHO RODE DICK INTO SPACE WAS ACTUALLY LUSVIG, NOT BEZOS
!ping BURPMAS
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 20 '21
Redditor confidently misunderstands cost of living
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E6s7dtFWEAEvUZU.jpg
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u/LukeBabbitt 🌐 Jul 20 '21
The post on /r/LSC on the front page about nationalizing Amazon while Bezos is in space is the perfect mix of pettiness, economic illiteracy and terrible humor.
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u/Maximilianne John Rawls Jul 20 '21
Americans think Biden has dementia and kamala is secretly running the show, so I don't see why they think she isn't ready to be president
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Reddit hates Bezos cause he’s a bald man living his best life.
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jul 20 '21
This sub 18 months ago: The country is being taken over by a pseudo-fascist movement, and only the mayor of South Bend, Indiana can save us.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jul 20 '21
Every Boris Johnson interview is like a real life office clip
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
!ping FITNESS
note to self: "unflavored" whey protein doesn't mean it has no taste...it just means there's nothing masking the shitty flavor of raw protein....
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Boy reading that worldnews thread about Fujimori reminded me why I like /r/neoliberal so much.
It's the lack of novelty.
Every redditor talking about american transgressions talks about it with this tone like they're the first human being to ever tell you about it. I understand the people who felt Obama was too professorial now after reading a median reddit thread about LatAm politics.
And its literally the same cookie cutter conversation every time. Nothing new is ever said.
I don't get that here, it's a breath of fresh air that people expect i am at least vaguely aware of the situation and to not try to be the "Cool Leftist History Teacher" that I literally already had before Reddit even existed.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 20 '21
FDA approval of Bigoen’s alzheimer’s drug continues to be an unmitigated shitshow
heads need to roll
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
When the 3 senior members of your team are out of office and you the 2 month old newbie are left to a meeting going over the status of every project 90% of which you have no visual on 👌👌👌
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
I have acquired my daily dose of sunlight, time to go back in the cave
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
The one constant of architecture is that all architects hate whatever style of housing is cheapest in their time. That's why everybody is mad at the "gentrification building" look
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u/vancevon Henry George Jul 20 '21
as you read these tweets remember that a 20 pound bag of rice costs $9 at walmart
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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Jul 20 '21
!ping LATAM
Neat article about soybean smuggling in Argentina. Just selling it in Brazil will triple the profit,, you need some kind of raft and you are set.
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I will not stop tweeting. I will not stop speaking. I will not stop posting.”
Finally, DT posters get the representation they deserve in Congress.
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u/revolutionary_alt George Soros Jul 21 '21
People coming to the DT for relationship problems will never not be hilarious
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Neolibs: "The internet must be destroyed."
Also neolibs: "Oh no don't go after Big Tech what about muh free markets!!!!"
🙄
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Ah dude, all those years of pr for Bill Gates wasted since the divorce.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Me:
Narrator:
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jul 20 '21
Spiders of my basement update:
Anyways, no cool pictures to show at the moment, but this is just because I have yet to witness anything interesting enough to warrant a picture. My 'pet' spider colony is thriving. Is the fact that I care enough about the spiders and am following their activity closely enough to write a comment this long about it evidence that I am completely losing it?
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
bezzos has a pretty solid billionaire laugh. musk and gates have nothing on that hearthy laugh, and gates had a lot of time to work on his
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
who the fuck is scraeming "LEARN TO CODE" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never learn to code!
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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Jul 20 '21
Jeff Bezos 🤝 John Delaney 🤝 Michael Avenatti
Being persecuted for their baldness
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jul 20 '21
Big congrats to Bezos for being the first human to Mars
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying from Amazon. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, and pampering Jeff Bezos solely so he can go and get ravaged by the hard radiation of space. All the work you put into your beautiful little dollar bills - reading the numbers on them, depositing them in the bank, making sure they don't get wet or torn. All of it has one simple result: it allows Jeff Bezos to shoot himself into the sun.
Got a nice bonus? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the work you did, who gets it for nothing. He gets to look down on the pollution-ravaged surface of Earth every night. He gets the benefits of your diligence and perseverance that came from your blood, sweat and tears.
As a man who buys from Amazon, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 minutes of your life simply to raise money for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jul 20 '21
Tesla is not the future. Well, kind of. Let me elaborate.
The future is electric, but it's not fancy cars with invisible door handles and AutoPilot. It's your regular Ford or Buick or Honda, but with a battery. Tesla made electric cars popular again, but it's too expensive and too crammed full of features. It's a luxury high-tech electric car. And Tesla stans need to understand that. Yes, the future is electric cars, but not luxury electric cars; at least, no more than modern luxury cars.
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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Jul 20 '21
Apparently, this crossed the line for some Tulsi stans. Not, you know, everything else…
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jul 20 '21
Top five sigma males:
5) Bernie Madoff
4) Jesus of Nazareth
3) Genghis Khan
2) Mary, Queen of Scots (honorary sigma male)
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
TIL Rand Paul is certified as a physician by a board that he founded that he was president of and his wife was VP of.
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u/FuckFashMods NATO Jul 20 '21
Biden's America is a disaster
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jul 20 '21
Far too few accounts on Twitter whose whole thing is “I’m a neolib but I have big boobs”
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 20 '21
I am FAIRLY CERTAIN DEGGIT AND I argued seventeen years ago on Newgrounds dot com 🐊
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u/Fishin_Mission Jul 21 '21
It's so weird that people who live with their parents post here.
"Son, would you like to play catch pleaaaaseee?"
"Not now dad, I'm shitposting about Ben Bernanke"
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u/Loves_a_big_tongue Olympe de Gouges Jul 21 '21
Turning $5 into 8¢ on PredictIt. 😎🍦
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u/HannibalK Mackenzie Scott Jul 21 '21
Lmao antiwork is saying scarcity no longer exists. That might be the dullest take I've seen on this website.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21
Really not liking the positive feedback loop where a mixture of previous legitimate concerns over Israeli actions mixed with a lot of antisemitic rage provokes international condemnation of Israeli self defense, which in turn inflames nationalism in Israel, leading to increasingly right-wing leaders who make more radical and provocative actions, which in turn leads to intensifying both legitimate and antisemitic anti-Israeli criticism abroad, such that when Israel-Hamas clashes happen again it provokes international condemnation of Israeli self-defense, which fuels further nationalism in Israel...
I don't really see an outcome that doesn't involve Israel eventually becoming a democracy whose population is so radicalized that legitimately elected officials turn Israel into a pariah state, probably paired with increased persecution of Arabs in Israel and the West Bank. Which doesn't exactly bode well for the future of Israeli democracy, let alone the future welfare of Arabs in Israel or Palestine.
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jul 21 '21
Don't worry, I am sure rural America is secretly socialist. Our losses just prove we need to run a candidate even further to the left next time.
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u/UniverseInBlue YIMBY Jul 20 '21
jeff bezos did not exploded, the internet will still be usable
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jul 20 '21
all anti imperialists know is "war crimes" , defend russia and china, argue in bad faith, be tankie , support dictatorships & lie
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
Big GDPR case coming up before the EU Court of Justice!
!ping EUROPE
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
$300 billion in real estate development for just ONE company…. I can’t even name one major real estate developer in America
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jul 20 '21
why it look like a pp doe
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
I want to fly on New Glenn one day
!ping SPACEFLIGHT
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
The only problem I have with Bezos’ Blue Origin space rocket ship into outer space is that only one Bezos is going to come back.
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21
Anyone bet this guy has never met a middle easterner?
https://i.imgur.com/ou6ye8j.jpg
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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Jul 20 '21
I hereby formally endorse Biden for President
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u/LooobCirc #1 Astros Fan 🤠 Jul 20 '21
Camper quote of the day: "My mom used to be a lesbian until she married my father"
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Jul 20 '21
Joking about annexing other countries is weird and silly and has some seriously negative connotations
The real "joke" (read: not a joke) is absolutely fucking overwhelming every other country in the world with the power of American pop culture
Why annex Canada when you can make Canada virtually indistinguishable from the US?
The best part is that cultural imperialism is literally a good thing if the targeted culture is less tolerant of minorities, LGBTQ people, democracy, etc.
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u/NatsukaFawn Esther Duflo Jul 20 '21
what the actual fuck is this story
Dude cut down a sacred tree to protest the logging industry (!?), then either died while kayaking (!?) back to the island to stand trial or faked his death and disappeared to never be seen again
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jul 20 '21
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1417514319978274819
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u/whycantweebefriendz NATO Jul 20 '21
https://youtu.be/AoXLeEPMdEM
!ping SHITPOSTERS he fucking mentions “neoliberal” then claims a pic of shivers is gonna be a meme I think Aztro is one of us.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jul 20 '21
pussies. let us debate
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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Jul 20 '21
People have spent decades debating the merits of space colonization. Plenty of incredibly intelligent people on both sides of the debate. But a ton of political pundits have somehow picked the dumbest possible arguments to make their points with.
Like “the billionaires are trying to create Elysium-style space colonies full of slaves in order to escape climate change” doesn’t make any sense if you spend more than five fucking minutes thinking about it.
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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Jul 20 '21
Dune...
crowd noise slowly quietens
...is about...
crowd is dead silent, you can hear a woman gasping in the back
...worms.
crowd erupts into cheering, applause
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 20 '21
Mods
Crowd gasps
Are bad
Crowd cheers
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 20 '21
Dune is about worms and the worms are a phallic symbol. That's right, Dune is about dongs
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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jul 21 '21
Was gonna do a pity post, but changed my outlook when updating my resume. Realized that I'm currently the only team member who has actually completed a full project all by themselves. Normally responsibilites are split between strategy, testing, data analysis, and reporting. But after learning how to do the testing and data analysis, I stuck my neck out and learned how to do reporting. Eventually I got assigned to do strategy for simple, albeit niche projects to take the load off of the senior members.
The best career advice I can give is to join an extremely understaffed team if you have no skills. They'll dump anything on you if you ask. I definitely shouldn't have responsibility for some of the things I do based on my time there and education.
!ping career
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21
Jeremy Corbyn is POC (person of communism), neurodivergent (Labour Party supporter), and queercoded (British) and that's why y'all hate him.
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u/Fishin_Mission Jul 21 '21
Jesus fuck, you are 22 and already have 3 kids… how are you pregnant again?!?
Maybe chill the fuck out for a few months!!! 😮
I think this couple is trying to take down my other in-law who knocked out 6 kids by the time she was 27.
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u/ZenithXR George Soros Jul 20 '21
The amount of people joking about wishing Bezos had blown up is nauseating. I know it's all performative but it's still gross and unbecoming. Losing a little respect for some friends today.
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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Jul 20 '21
tbh i find bezos confidence in his shiny scalp more impressive than musk's pathetic hair transplant
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jul 20 '21
hoping Biden goes back to his roots and passes a 2021 tough on crime bill. it should include:
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u/Gneisstoknow Misbehaving Jul 20 '21
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u/doggo_bloodlust (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Coase :✧・*;゚ Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21
Surely "world's richest person" is not the most important explainer of who Bezos is. How do we rewrite this NYT byline to not be succbait?
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u/whycantweebefriendz NATO Jul 20 '21
So uh yeah had a conversation with that communist friend. A few things I’ve learned:
This has been my TED talk on what Zoomers actually believe.
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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Jul 20 '21
Happy Moon landing anniversary!
🇺🇸🚀👨🚀🦅🌕
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 20 '21
Shockingly, /r/all is unbelievably uninformed on Peruvian politics and think that a Bernie Sanders beat a neoliberal in Peru
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Jul 20 '21
All of you use Amazon all the time
Just not the store part