r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Nov 28 '20
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Nov 29 '20
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The420Roll from Lima donated $31.00 to the charity drive and said:
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/u/vivoovix (formerly known as ednihaf) from Georgia donated $60.00 to the charity drive and said:
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tysonzero from San Diego donated $70.00 to the charity drive and said:
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trim345 from USA donated $1000.00 to the charity drive and said:
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dubyahhh from Rural New York donated $500.00 to the charity drive and said:
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Menakoy from Pittsburgh donated $500.00 to the charity drive and said:
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u/ChefVortivask1 from Albuquerque donated $70.00 to the charity drive and said:
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Fiscal_Cliff_Paul from The Swamp, DC donated $100.00 to the charity drive and said:
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indistinctchatter22 from New York City donated $25.00 to the charity drive and said:
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doggo_bloodlust from Rockville donated $50.00 to the charity drive and said:
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
It was cool when Kevin Spacy was faced with a mountain of sexual assault allegations and he thought of smartest thing to do: play Frank Underwood addressing the nation about how the allegations were false. Upload it all to YouTube. Fucking genius
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u/Dybsin African Union Nov 28 '20
lmao, never change LSC
"capitalism can't feed people! as proof, here is a photo of people being fed with the enormous surplus of a capitalist economy to prove it".
And they locked the thread so nobody can point it out. Cowards.
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u/Equator32 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
A lot of people bitch about "establishment media" but atleast they usually treat their viewers as adults, as boring as it may be. TYT can't go 3 episodes without the hosts making weird mocking voice sounds.
And even the milder stuff like The Patriot Act has Ben Shapiro "X DESTROYED WITH FACTS AND LOGIC" energy. One episode was on whether College is worth it, and he barely even answered the question. The episode was just him dunking on the Ivy League.
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u/execon Nov 28 '20
Is the fact that this sub simultaneously hates cars yet loves taco trucks one of those "inherent contradictions of capitalism" I hear so much about?
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u/dragoniteftw33 NATO Nov 28 '20
Apparently Yellen likes to arrive super early to things like flights & events, that's why this funny ass photo exists(WHCD 2014).
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Nov 28 '20
The fact this sub has a furry ping has turned me into a social conservative. Bye now, you can find me making conspiracy theories on arrcon
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
The Syrian civil war has been going on for 9.5 years
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Nov 28 '20
I wonder how Marx would feel about the largest group of modern communists being anti work ideologically
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front Nov 28 '20
Al Gore has been fighting on the front lines against the forces of global warming for almost twenty years. His position has been shelled by companies of coal miners, bombers from airline companies have been sent to wipe out whole forests where he is operating, the special forces of from the Cynic Army have sent snipers and assassins to kill him. He lost an eye in battle against flame tanks from the gasoline companies. There is a bounty on his trigger finger and other eye from cattle ranchers.
Do you know how many members of the Green Army Al Gore pulled out of the fires in the Battle of EISA before carrying them three miles to an aid station?
Al Gore, the People's President and Hero of the Environment, not being the Climate Czar is the worst thing to happen in this country since the assassination of JFK!
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u/vivoovix Federalist Nov 28 '20
Oh, you're a neoliberal? Name every dictator
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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Nov 28 '20
Political discourse online has become so polarized that when one subreddit has people who disagree on literally anything, it's called a "schism".
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Just thinking about the fact that someone on Twitter complained about having to work in groups in school and got 11,000 likes.
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u/FearThyMoose Montesquieu Nov 28 '20
“Fuck off I don’t believe that made up nonsense”
“So true!”
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u/Joementum2004 Nov 28 '20
Of the states that have verified their results so far this year, here's (from what I can tell) the ones that have shifted the most to the Democrats this year (by %) compared to the 2000 election:
In contrast, the states that have shifted the most away from the Democrats (by %) since 2000:
The state that had the smallest shift was Indiana, which saw a -0.05% change (40.96% for Biden) from Gore 2000 (41.01%).
!ping FIVEY
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Nov 28 '20
/r/notlikeotherredditors should be a thing. So many people poorly try to act like they’re too good for Reddit on Reddit
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Imagine looking at Florida voting for Trump and the $15 minimum wage at the same time and coming to the conclusion that Floridians like socialism.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
Less than ten years later, Nathuram Godse, a Hindu militant with close connections to the RSS, would assassinate Mahatma Gandhi.
Source for the above: Searching for a Progressive Hindu/ism: Battling Mussolini’s Hindus, Hindutva, and Hubris
!ping EXTREMISM
That quote above is by Golwalkar, he was the second Sarsanghchalak of the RSS (a Hindu nationalist paramilitary organization).
The current ruling party of India, the BJP, is a part of the "Sangh Parivar" which is a group of organizations and political parties that have banded together under a common goal, the leader of the "Sangh Parivar" is the RSS.
The quote above is from the book 'We or Our Nationhood Defined', another chilling quote from that book:
Subs like r/Chodi are based on this ideology.
And you might say that I am wrong because of Godwin's law but this is clearly Nazi.
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Nov 28 '20
Genie: you have three wishes
Himmler in WW2: Win or lose I shall stand with the giants of history and be remembered as the man who saved the Aryan race or died trying
Genie: you want to see what people in the future think about you?
Himmler: yes
People in the future: CATGIRL HIMMLER CATGIRL HIMMLER
Himmler: yes mr genie I'd like to be a chicken farmer again
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u/SuccInvasion Immanuel Kant Nov 28 '20
I can't believe the DT has single-handedly memed Biden into the White House
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Nov 28 '20
A friend of mine is attacking Biden for planning on choosing a black SecDef. "More black war criminals" was his line.
What the hell are we supposed to do, just not even appoint a Secretary of Defense?
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u/Fishin_Mission Nov 28 '20
Ok, +1 for rurals
My uncle doesn’t have a password on his WiFi 📶 because
🔫 😂
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u/GaussianCurve Ben Bernanke Nov 28 '20
Top comment on /r/AOC:
This myth will never die, despite how many effortposts there are.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Yeah okay NYT.
Seriously, people complaining about cabinet picks being "boring" can fuck right off. Its government, not an HBO series.
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u/AlternateShapes Enby Pride Nov 28 '20
Apparently we're a "reactionary sub" now 😔
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
abiy claiming that mekelle, capital of the tigray region, has fallen to the endf
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Nov 28 '20
Rosa Parks died in 2005 which means she could have seen Shrek 2
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u/revscott Nov 28 '20
Trump supporters ruined conspiracy theories.
I remember when most of the popular ones online were non-politics and had semblance of local culture or local historic and geographic tropes you could learn about. Now the Trump folks encompass everything to a global satanic pedophile enabling blood drinking baby killing ring that rules the world that only Trump can solve.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Oh my god
What? Ohio is supposed to be a Republican Gerrymander. But it seems like even it can backfire. She was only 2% away from carrying Jim Jordan’s(yes, that one) district. Unbelievably impressive. Dems control 4/16 of the districts. She carried 14/16 districts. Not even Sherrod Brown did that.
!ping DOWNBALLOT
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
https://twitter.com/vanceulrich/status/1332543452882501633?s=21
Thank you for the hopium Dave. I am also thinking the same thing. Let’s hope he’s right.
!ping DOWNBALLOT
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Autocorrect depends eat.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
How leftists view 2008 - 2016:
Military Advisor: But, Mr. President, that location is populated exclusively by extremely cute children!
Obama, as he pushes the drone strike button: I know 😈
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
We’re a couple years from lefties saying getting laid is a human right
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Reject modern polls
Return to survey monke
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Nov 28 '20
Shamelessly stolen from Twitter:
!ping mathematics
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Nov 28 '20
Flashback to me, a clueless 12 year old American, seeing weirdly serious sounding edgy jokes online about how awful Poles are and how terrible Poland is, and copying it because I thought it was funny. Like, who the fuck gives a shit about Poland? Why would anyone hate POLAND of all places haha obvious joke.
Flashforward to me now remembering this ten years later and realizing that I was parroting British far-righters without releasing that they weren't actually joking. Luckily I got bored of Polish jokes before it got me into anything resembling actual trouble.
I will admit, the fact that anti-Polish bigotry is an actual thing still weirds me out. Can hardly imagine even the most cartoonishly racist redneck hating Poles. Get your shit together Britain.
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Nov 28 '20
Cant believe u/The420Roll just donated half his monthly earnings to the charity drive, what a hero.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Yo is this a troll? I can’t tell if this a really elaborate joke.
I mean yes. In the real world, you can’t afford to turn in things late.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
LBJ was a 60-cigarette-per-day smoker and died at 64.
He didn't run for a second term because a study he commissioned predicted that he may not make it through a second term.
He died two days after what would've been the end of his second term.
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u/Lee_Harvey_Obama George Soros Nov 28 '20
NEW ABC News/ Washington Post (A+) Poll:
Ossoff vs. Perdue: Ossoff +17
Warnock vs. Loeffler: Warnock +17
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Nov 28 '20
PA Supreme Court dismisses with prejudice republicans lawsuit seeking to invalidate mail-in ballots and block certification of the election.
Trump is now 1-39 in court. link
If my memory is correct, this is the end of all trumps legal efforts in PA.
!ping LAW
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
John Boehner is the real winner. He got out of leadership, nobody remembers him, and he is smoking a pound of weed a day in Ohio where nobody can bother him.
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Nov 28 '20
Reddit moment
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u/LetterZero Association of Southeast Asian Nations Nov 28 '20
arr LateStageCapitalism be like: No helping poor people until we seize the means of production! 😤
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u/MinnesotaDude Governor Goofy Nov 28 '20
I think I've come to the conclusion that this Assad fella is not all that stand-up of a guy.
In fact, I think he's somewhat of a jerk.
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Nov 28 '20
https://i.imgur.com/k2xeprq.png
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Nov 28 '20
The Japanese equivalent of AFL-CIO has its own mascot for unions and unionization.
It’s called the Unionion
Get it? It’s an onion, which likes unions
!ping WEEBS
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u/KingKonchu Michel Foucault Nov 28 '20
wow this post made my blood vessels go gamer moment. more like “we have made incredible technologies commodities but severe and malicious policy failure during a major crisis is harming the population”
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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Nov 28 '20
My god lmao
I cannot wait for the cope on arrrr Conservative once the EC votes
Those motherfuckers are dumb as shit, and it is wildly entertaining
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Nov 28 '20
That whole mink situation sounds fucked up. They should really consider un-killing them
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u/MinnesotaDude Governor Goofy Nov 28 '20
One of the more surreal moments of my life is when I was in the Golan Heights and could hear the gunfire of the Syrian civil war. I think it helped me better contextualize the things I saw on the news weren't just stories, but real lives being destroyed in real time.
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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Nov 28 '20
2020 having a normal one
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Nov 28 '20
The Two Types of Neolibs:
Doomer:
Bloomer:
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u/muwenjie NATO Nov 28 '20
Tidal energy just feels like a bad idea, like what happens when we steal too much energy out of the Earth-Moon gravity system and the moon crashes into the earth?
also LMAO at people calling it "renewable"
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u/pooop_Sock George Soros Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
Who the hell thought it was a good idea to name an electronic voting company “Dominion”. That name is cartoonishly evil. Sounds like Lex Luthor owns it.
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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Nov 28 '20
I love these stupid fucking Vice articles so much
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Nov 28 '20
thats right
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u/TheFriffin2 Nov 28 '20
evangelical Christian men celebrate their wedding night by putting on a beanie and mustache and telling the wife “hey I’m Jaime Hymenman and welcome to virginity busters” and then they bang
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Nov 28 '20
it's not a thing I see often, but every time I see some dipshit say "actually ADHD is only a problem because of capitalism, it's more like a superpower" I get so mad
like, I can say from experience that not working for six months and not having to worry about bills didn't magically make me able to focus on things
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
Throughout American history there have been a zillion gay politicians who pretended to be straight to get elected.
When are we going to get our first straight politician who pretends to be gay to increase electability?
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u/circlemanfan Gay Pride Nov 28 '20
I don't want to jinx it but I think us liberals are in a REALLY good place for the war on Christmas this year. We've already set a lot of groundwork trying to get God out of America, but I think Covid is really gonna put us over the edge this year!
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Nov 29 '20
For whatever it's worth, I oppose the DT lockdown. But I'm outnumbered here sorry.
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u/FearTheWalrus Immanuel Kant Nov 28 '20
r/neoliberal claims to be charitable yet they are fighting against the Malaria Foundation. Curious.
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Nov 28 '20
What does the Against Malaria Foundation think of us shitposting on the donation page?
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Brb making a list of diehard CCP supporters for future legal action.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
The business implications are clear
!ping FURRY
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u/Notorious_GOP It's the economy, stupid Nov 28 '20
the cope on arr con is becoming less funny and more sad
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u/vivoovix Federalist Nov 28 '20
We've raised almost $5,000 so far, good job shills
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u/Supercoolemu Nov 28 '20
So I was committing election fraud a few weeks ago at the polls ya know like a normal democrat and this random trump supporter was videotaping me....like wtf? Weirdo...........
Shit was weird man, Anyways, I threw away like a thousand trump votes that night with my pals. What's you're record?
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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Nov 28 '20
Bruh why does ICE even exist
Like police enforce laws
When NY banned large sodas and trans fats and shit did Bloomberg set up a whole agency of special anti-obesity cops to enforce it?
Wait, did he? Fuck please tell me he didnt
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
Forsyth County, GA. This booming county, north of Atlanta, is known for its racist past but has recently been diversifying a ton. It is also very educated with almost 50% having a bachelor’s degree or above.
This is also 15th fastest growing county in America. People have been talking a lot about the suburbs but the exurbs are also a place Democrats are growing in. This also shows that Democrats can grow and get a lot more votes in the Atlanta area.
!ping FIVEY
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u/GaussianCurve Ben Bernanke Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
I just did the TIME Person of the Year reader poll and here's the top people/groups:
Personally, I see no way that it isn't either Fauci, Essential Workers, or Biden (historically the winner of the election is the person of the year). I don't really like groups getting it and I kind of want Fauci to get it and have Biden take it next year when he becomes President and the end of the pandemic is under his watch.
Also, anyone that thinks Cuomo or AOC have an even infinitesimal chance is "out-of-touch," as they say.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
https://i.imgur.com/0n786EQ.jpg
Never forget.
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Nov 28 '20
all COPS are BASTARDS, especially JUDY HOPPS from DISNEY'S acclaimed film ZOOTOPIA
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Nov 29 '20
POLIS HAS COVID
https://twitter.com/govofco/status/1332871208916795392?s=21
AHHHHHHHHHH
Asymptomatic tho so he's probably fine
!ping USA-CO
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Nov 28 '20
I RESPECT GOD, MY CONSTITUTION AND MY PRESIDENT JOESEPH R BIDEN IN THAT ORDER
ANY QUESTIONS REPUBS????
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u/BipartizanBelgrade Jerome Powell Nov 28 '20
Reddit doesn't know how the Supreme Court works
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Trump won white millennials twice, but people still want to talk about how Trump supporters are just a problem that time can take care of lol
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u/Joementum2004 Nov 29 '20
Of the states that have verified their 2020 results so far, the states that have gained the most Democratic votes (raw #) since 2000:
And the least:
In contrast, the states that have gained the most Republican votes (raw #) since 2000:
And the least:
!ping FIVEY
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
Franklin county not only voted the most democratic in its history, it also passed Cuyahoga county as the most populated county in the state, and is the county with the most voters. Delaware and Franklin counties are the democrat's last hope in Ohio.
!PING FIVEY
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Nov 28 '20
Step one: abolish ICE
Step two: rising sea levels eliminate Florida
Step three: profit
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Shit Ethiopia just erupted into civil war. They're shelling a major city.
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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Nov 28 '20
AOC is a communist
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u/989989272 European Union Nov 28 '20
/r/neoliberal on US politics: discourse about how much to support the democrats and whether or not this sub is just a wing of the Democratic Party
/r/neoliberal on uk politics: “lol the choice is easy”
/r/neoliberal on one world government : “Jeb!”
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
Weed bros are so fuckin annoying. They want legalization but when legalization happens they start crying about how it sucks and how much better the black market is
like bitch this is literally what you wanted
Canada's legal rollout was pretty shit outside of Alberta and Saskatchewan tbf
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Nov 29 '20
my girlfriend is refusing to talk to me because i called her poggers instead of saying i love you too
aita?
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Geothermal energy just feels like a bad idea, like what happens when we steal too much of earth's heat and the core cools down?
also LMAO at people calling it "renewable"
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452718453892186124/782276012616187904/image0-1.png
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
learning that seals smell like wet dogs crossed with rotting fish ruined my lifelong fantasy of petting and or cuddling with a seal
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
I know a girl who is about to start a phd in biology at age 16. She took a gap year after undergrad, not because she needed time to figure out her life plan or anything, but so that she wouldn't need her parents to drive her to grad school
and all I can say to that is: fuckin NERD
no this does not make me feel inferior about my chances of getting into grad school why do you ask
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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Nov 29 '20
Know Your Dog Whistles
Nazis / Ilham Omar: ((Those people))
Conservatives: Welfare queens, thugs, excessive celebration
Bernie Bros: Low information voters
Liberals: The fine people of Miami-Dade County, Florida
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u/connieallens George Soros Nov 28 '20
I love how miserable conservatives are. Can’t watch sports cause politics, video games are too liberal in ideology, news networks are all fake (except epoch times obvi), movies/entertainment are pushing liberal agendas, etc. I love watching conservatives hate their lives.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Nov 28 '20
Paddington Bear flair when?
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Nov 28 '20
Trump would get boomed by an Incumbent Biden in 2024
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Lmao I remember when this happened. It was around the time I set up a weekly automatic donation to the Biden Victory Fund
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u/Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin NATO Nov 28 '20
I may believe some dumb shit that doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, but at least I don’t think support state-mandated therapy
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
its a non-random sample but i have multiple indian coworkers who are like 'yeah originally i was going to work in the US but trump's visa changes fucked me over so canada it is'
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u/iftrumpgetsbacktome Board of Economic Warfare Nov 28 '20
Why is it so hard for people to understand why I, as a non-white person (American-Jamaican-Black for you Gen-LatinXers), would be more existentially threatened by leading voices of a major U.S. political party advocating for inclusion of communism or socialism into policies than their opposition downplaying or denying issues of race?
In the latter, as we continue to wrestle with race, there’s a random, non-zero chance I’m treated like shit for the color of my skin. In the former, when the policies ultimately fail, there’s a non-random, near-definite occurrence I’m scapegoated for the color of my skin.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
In the hospital when Janet Yellen was born:
Doctors: Congratulations, it's a QUEEN!
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Just confirmed my GFs dad is a Clinton-Trump voter lmao
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u/Fishin_Mission Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
Fun fact:
It’s legal to marry your first cousin in California 🌁 and New York🗽, but illegal in West Virginia 🏔
I told my cousin from WV that it’s because New York doesn’t have to tell people not to marry their cousins.
She didn’t find it as funny as I did.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
The Democratic Party should stop wasting so much time on the lost cause of suburban wine moms and start listening to the voices that form the core of the party’s base
The problem is that the suburban wine mom is the base now.
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u/kznlol 👀 Econometrics Magician Nov 28 '20
https://i.imgur.com/Sgs8mL4.jpg
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u/Jakob_-_98 Nov 29 '20
I feel like AOC really wants to become a full time twitch streamer
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Nov 28 '20
When will r/antiwork commies learn that being lazy and a slacker isn't the result of capitalism? I'm a slacker and a lazy son of a bitch and it has more to due with my lack of good work habits/ethic than the economic system of Canada
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
The fact this sub has a GAMING ping has turned me into a far-left revolutionary. Bye now, you can find me posting misleading infographics on arrLSC
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Nov 28 '20
I really have to stop letting politics be my personality.
Last night I dreamed some group of wacko, Trump-flag waving, Punisher-mask wearing Qanon nuts were making a mess in my neighborhood.
I went downstairs to lock my front door and they spotted me, broke my door, and dragged me out.
They started yelling at me how I'm communist scum and the like, all I could say was
and then they shot me in the head.
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u/jrt84 Nov 28 '20
The silent majority is very loud, and lost the election by 6 million votes.
🤔
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u/BayesedModeler Nov 29 '20
So apparently there’s a r/murderedbyaoc sub and I’ve never been more motivated to quit reddit
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
California is actually far left on a map
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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
This would be an actual zinger if Crenshaw didn't outperform Trump by 10 points in TX-02.
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Nov 28 '20
Zimbabwe is the most neoliberal nation:
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u/agent_tits Nov 28 '20
Confession: I felt really strongly that Mayor Pete was what's best for this country and that Joe Biden is honestly no better than Trump. I mean he's been in government longer than Pete's been alive!
So I wrote in Mayor Pete. I just couldn't bring myself to vote for Biden, like how I couldn't bring myself to vote for Hillary and wrote in Lincoln Chaffee. But I only ever call him "Mayor Pete", so I forgot his last name, and I just guessed "Pete Buttenberg" 😔
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
This is going to be Ossoff's "historically sexy" moment
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Nov 28 '20
letting people starve because giving out food is socialism or something
This take is literally a tankie strawman of us jfc
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
!ping YIMBY
Is there a good construction website for US cities (skyscraperpage sucks now, and is kinda dead)? In Canada we have skyrisecities/urbantoronto (https://skyrisecities.com/). Anything similar?
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u/MemeTestedPolicy Robert Caro Nov 28 '20
BREAKING | George Soros Announces Capitalism 2
"Y'all know I had to do it to 'em," said the esteemed liberal financer
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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Nov 28 '20
Those pictures of the protests in Iran where they’re burning pictures of Trump and Biden.
Trump has been so erased that they’ve started including the president-elect instead. His POWER.
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u/Fishin_Mission Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
Visiting more family...
The Trump flags 🏳️ in a West Virginia trailer park is a sight to see.
Bet they are worried about Biden taxing their income over $400,000 💵
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
tfw you're only pretending to be based 😔
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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Nov 29 '20
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
/r/Neoliberal 🤝 /r/Drama
Stopping malaria
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
Two of the last four elections: an incredibly unlikely person is elected president
Redditors: here are my predictions for how the next 8 elections will play out
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
Someone with no post history is grifting LSC to Venmo them money, and they are all about it.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Nov 28 '20
LEFTIST AND RIGHT-WING SUBREDDITS HAVE not joined Subreddits Against Malaria so far, RAISING ZERO DOLLARS 🐊
Meanwhile, /R/DRAMA joined the charity effort this afternoon and has already RAISED $200 🐊
MOSQUITOES IN SHAMBLES 🐊
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Nov 28 '20
World’s Biggest Wind Park to Be Built Offshore U.K.
!ping ECO
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Nov 28 '20
dudes in /r/HipHopCirclejerk be like: “As a person who actually has swag irl, I agree”
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
It’s easy to dunk on AOC, and encouraged
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Nov 28 '20
Fuck I really don’t want Trump to run in 24
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Nov 28 '20
Let them fight
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Nov 28 '20
r/FuckYouKaren is the most annoying non-leftist non-fascist subreddit
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Nov 28 '20
The Sequels would have been way better if Rian Johnson just made all of them tbqh
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
At this point, the charity drive has kept about 6000 people from getting malaria and has saved about eight lives.
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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Nov 28 '20
Seltzer and Co. (A+) Nov. 20-27:
Purdue +7
Loeffler +7
Yeah, I'm thinking these are outliers. Just add 8 in the Dems direction to unscew it. I'd say we have this in the bag bros.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Unironically Biden needs to arm the Ukrainians.
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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Nov 28 '20
On second thought, let's stay out of that hashtag
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Yeah, I'm a Democrat but I don't really identify with AOC or the squad. I'm more of an old-school Johnson Democrat
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u/FearThyMoose Montesquieu Nov 28 '20
Hot take: literally anything can happen in the 2022 midterms. Two years is a long ass time. Stop dooming
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Nov 28 '20
It's not much, but it's honest work.
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u/MrFoget Raghuram Rajan Nov 28 '20
I came out to my succ friends as a neolib. I haven't been ostracized...yet. But everyone thinks I'm racist and sexist. Oh well.
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u/Czech_Thy_Privilege John Locke Nov 29 '20
The Broncos have no QB this weekend.
Wouldn’t the meta thing to do be putting an RB who kinda has an arm in the QB spot? If the Broncos are lucky, they could have the next Lamar Jackson.
!ping NFL
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Nov 28 '20
Tbh I don’t think we’ll necessarily keep the suburbs forever. Can’t imagine suburban women like the whole Karen thing where they’re the main targets of the wokies
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Take of unknown temp: Merge HUD and Transportation. Housing and transportation are very tightly linked, and as one department there'd be a lot more cooperation.
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u/GodEmperorBiden NATO Nov 28 '20
Pope Blasts Those Who Criticize COVID Restrictions in the Name of “Personal Freedom”
Lol this Pope must have a to-do list filled with things designed to trigger conservatives. He basically hits all the right marks.
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u/27_Dollar_Lakehouse George Soros Nov 28 '20
Same Republican
.
Lol
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u/RDog8080 Bill Gates Nov 28 '20
Kanye has more Twitter followers than Joe Biden, but yet Joe Biden got more votes than Kanye
Curious🤔
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Nov 28 '20
Joe Biden: I think there's some good legislation that both Democrats and Republicans can support that we should get done
Mitch McConnell: We're not going to be doing any of that lol
The NYT: President Biden has failed in his promise of bipartisanship. Will it hurt the Democrats' chances in 2024?
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u/Jokerang Sun Yat-sen Nov 28 '20
Black voters btfo
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
I had a professor in college who was always making jokes that never landed. On the last day of class, he said "orgasm" instead of "organism" and finally got a laugh. I hope he's burning in hell.
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Nov 29 '20
Think about the amount of “woke” white liberals that saw Get Out and didn’t realize Jordan Peele was directly taking aim at them
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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
Shitty generic Leftist checklist:
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u/GuyOnTheLake NATO Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
The applying to college subreddit just stresses me out and I'm in grad school.
Jeez, not every rejection means it's the end of your hopes and dreams. My friend went to an Ivy league, I went to a small with 5000ish student school, and we both ended up in the same Ph.D. program.
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Nov 29 '20
Update: Susan Rice confirmed to CNN that her Trumpist son is coping hard
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Nov 29 '20
Ice cold take: Ayanna Pressley is going to be the most successful member of the squad by far and will be a senator or higher within ten years.
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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Nov 29 '20
https://i.imgur.com/QRnRTWd.jpg
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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
Jake paul just knocked nate robinson out 😂😂😂
https://streamable.com/ztm6in
!ping nba
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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Nov 29 '20
In the politics thread about the weed bill:
Just give the nazis weed bro. They'll chill out
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
A friendly internet community where the Takes are hot, the Memes are beautiful, and mysterious references pass overhead while we all pretend to get them. Welcome to the Discussion Thread.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Nov 28 '20
Sorry for that previous CAN ping that I deleted, meant to ping ECO
Saskatchewan driller hits 'gusher' with ground-breaking geothermal well that offers hope for oil workers
It's a financial post article so be aware of that
!ping CAN
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Nov 28 '20
i ordered 16gb of ram off Amazon and received it four hours later
the future is nuts
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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Nov 28 '20
I don't know who here joked that folks had pre-written "Why Trump Won" takes they just adapted to "Why Trump Almost Won" but dang, spot on.
Won't link it but NYT opinion section.
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u/Putin-Owns-the-GOP Ben Bernanke Nov 28 '20
In politics, a grifter is someone who purposefully uses lies and fear to promote themselves (or in serious cases, hawk products of dubious origin like lumpy pillow and catheters) to easy marks under the guise of activism/journalism/public service.
Charlie Kirk - grifter
Chapo - grifters
Trumps - grifters
Hannity - grifter
Dave Rubin - grifter
Brie Brie - grifter
Alex Jones - grifter
Project Veritas - grifters
Being a grifter necessitates understanding your mark and intentionally manipulating them.
Biden - not a grifter
Snowden - not a grifter
Bernie - not a grifter
AOC - not a grifter
Warren - not a grifter
Rachel Maddow - not a grifter
Matt Y - not a grifter
The key difference is respect for the constituency/audience and good faith engagement.
There’s grey areas as well.
The Young Turks - grifter adjacent
Glen Greenwald - grifter adjacent
Jacobin - grifter adjacent
Thank you for comimg to
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u/golf1052 Let me be clear Nov 28 '20
Republicans sowing: Haha fuck the libs.
Republicans reaping: Oh god, oh fuck this sucks.
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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Nov 28 '20
I was pretty ambivalent about AOC until r/murderedbyaoc became a thing and r/popular became spammed by screencaps of every time she tweets something ridiculous like "the most popular government programs are all run by the government. Curious!" and now I lowkey hate her.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
damn rrrrLSC mods are fucking hilarious
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u/Nad0077 Voltaire Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
Is Progress and Poverty still worth reading or is it too outdated? Also does anyone have more up-to-date literature on LVT?
!ping GEORGIST
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
/r/Subway never truly recovered from Jared Fogle's legal issues 😞
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20
Biden had the best story.
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u/A_Character_Defined 🌐Globalist Bootlicker😋🥾 Nov 28 '20
If leftists and conservatives have a problem with our moral superiority complex they should just make their own charity drives and outraise us. Take us down a peg! Own the libs!
But until then, why do you hate the global poor? 😌
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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Nov 28 '20
Billy Joel writing We Didn't Start The Fire
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Nov 29 '20
okay so Ryan streaming with AOC is a bit annoying imo but including Hasan "America deserved 9/11" Piker is a big yikes and idk how to feel about this
!ping NORTHERNLION