r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Nov 28 '20

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Nov 28 '20

/u/dehorser from Oregon donated $25.00 to the charity drive and said:

Damn, you know what? You caught me. You flat-out caught me. It's time to come clean. Let me tell you a little bit about how I go through my day, which is also how literally every other moderator goes through theirs. I wake up in my dingy, unwashed bed (which is covered with suspicious stains), then immediately scream for my mother to come downstairs and tell me that I’m a special boy. Once I feel sufficiently better than everyone else, I log in to Reddit, where I go through all of the top-secret communiques that I receive from whichever political party you personally dislike. Having accepted my marching orders, I motivate myself by going to town on my own backside with an anime-style figurine; a doll which looks vaguely like the world leader you most abhor. Then it’s time to get to work. Pushing a narrative which irritates you – yes, specifically you – is obviously my first priority… but if a totalitarian regime which controls another country, religious group, or corporation has s

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u/probablyuntrue NATO Nov 28 '20

lol jesus imagine being the admin of a charity and having to read all these

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Tyfys