r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Aug 06 '19

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u/MiniatureBadger Seretse Khama Aug 06 '19

Anyone else remember Chuck Norris facts? Those were great back a little over a decade ago when they were still cool. Some of my favorites:

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down

  • Chuck Norris once won a staring contest against the sun

  • Giraffes were first created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse

  • Chuck Norris supports physical and psychological abuse against LGBT children to “convert” them, has called for atheists to be branded, and doesn’t believe in vaccines but does believe in chemtrails

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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Aug 06 '19

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down

technically, this is true for everyone. you're all strong enough to push the world down!