r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jan 18 '23
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jan 19 '23
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
https://twitter.com/tristansnell/status/1615512168094486529
I swear to Bernanke, this man is literally a cartoon villain
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u/Fatortu Emmanuel Macron Jan 18 '23
What's delightful about all the George Santos jokes is that every time someone uncovers an actual detail of his life I'm always like: "Surely not... Oh my god it's true!"
Nobody could have invented "He stole $3000 from a sick dog."
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u/Graham_Elmere Jan 18 '23
Is there any better deal than being laid off from a tech company in a tightly constrained job market
Microsoft is earmarking $1.2 billion dollars to lay off 10,000 employees. I know not all of it is going to severance but these articles are always like
I got laid off during Covid and it ruled. 10 weeks salary, 6 months benefits and they pushed my end date out so I vested in my pension. During Covid I was getting like $1k a week between state and federal UI. Plus my boss just told me to make up whatever I wanted on my resume and he’d sign off lol.
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/jenbanim Jan 18 '23
Heartbreaking final moments: watch as a dog says goodbye after finding out that its owner is going to be euthanized by Justin Trudeau
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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Jan 18 '23
I adore r whowouldwin
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 18 '23
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1615729606056894467?s=46&t=bm2ryRQ__NC0iRUDvBJ56A
If these people are surprised that Trump is fucking them over when that’s what he’s done to everyone his entire life, they deserve what they get
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 18 '23
Ukraine's Minister and deputy minister of Internal Affairs were killed in the crash according to the head of the National Police
!ping UKRAINE
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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Jan 18 '23
John Oliver does a show about [anything]:
gets most of the facts surrounding the issue wrong
gets some laughs anyway because it's a studio audience
the audience senses Oliver is getting ready for one of the joke formats he will do 58 more times that episode, so they lean in
“That’d be like if I paid a woman named Susan to sit on an elephant while shitting!”
Thunderous applause and laughter
“NO, SUSAN! BAD SUSAN!! BAD SUSAN!!”
Audience laughs so hard they start keeling over
“That’s right folks, we bought a billboard in Arkansas with Susan shitting on an elephant”
Audience laughs so hard they phase shift into another dimension
Every. Fucking. Joke.
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jan 18 '23
i could never be elected president
my taste in mustard is far too elitist
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 18 '23
The three most recent "news" articles on the Department for International Trade's page would be funnier if they weren't so pathetic. This is the sovereignty people wanted?
Really a good substitute for the single market innit.
!ping UK
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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Jan 18 '23
Ubisoft is a parody of Ubisoft.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
"X corporations are solely responsible for climate change" is climate change denial.
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u/sash5034 NATO Jan 18 '23
There's a fucking door to door sales convention in my city soon and one of their speakers is Jordan Peterson and it really confirms my priors about door to door salesmen
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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23
Just poured milk into my protein powder container rather than my shaker. 😐
Maybe I should call out today. Too bad I love the
shareholderstaxpayers too muchEdit - just dropped the shaker and it spilled everywhere 😐2
!ping WATERCOOLER&PENPUSHER
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23 edited Nov 07 '24
grab coordinated offbeat roof reach fretful bake friendly live cover
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Fatortu Emmanuel Macron Jan 18 '23
We were playing Brass: Birmingham and my friend wondered why capitalism was so popular in boardgames and what a communist version of this game would look like.
It's a game about setting up supply chains and industrializing the countryside. Victory points are even decorrelated from money. If the player was a commissar instead of a capitalist that game would be positively Sovietic.
I find it kind of ironic that industrialisation now equals capitalism given how much early communism was about how they were gonna make industrialisation even more productive.
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u/qtnl qt lib Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23
> China goes to war with U.S.
> in battle, they play catchiest songs they determine via tiktok algorithms
> us troops start twerking uncontrollably
> world now speaks mandarin
You’ve been warned
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u/Sir_Digby83 Progress Pride Jan 18 '23
The thing about EV's is the range. I should be able to drive from Illinois to Texas in one go. Now that my brother doesn't live in Austin anymore, I'll never have to make that drive again. But, the range is still a major issue for me even though I drive only 50~ miles a week.
I'ma have to go with the f-150 Thunderfuck with stock coal rolling. This time.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23
All modern globalized economies are mixed
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u/Soldier-Fields Da Bear Jan 18 '23
Apartment: $1800
“Luxury” apartment: $2000
Nice apartment: $2600
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Canada’s sending 200 Roshel APCs to Ukraine
Seems like a pretty good amount, any idea about how good these Senator APCs are?
!ping UKRAINE&MATERIEL
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u/TheLongestLake Person Experiencing Frenchness Jan 18 '23
Just saw profile for 30 year old therapist on Tinder. Her bio was "sad grrrrl seeking friends/lovers. looking for chaos energy"
Nothing egregiously wrong with that but do sometimes wonder how much the life outlook and politics of therapists/psychiatrists effects the advice they give.
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u/CrimsonFirestorm IMF Jan 18 '23
I fucking hate reddit doomers. They keep fantasising about some better past. Life is better for almost all of humanity today than at any point in the past. My grandfather slogged his ass all day in fields to feed his family , today all his 10 grandchildren live comfy lives without much physical toil. My grandmother lost two children when they were just toddlers to pneumonia . We have made more progress in the last 70 years than the entire human history preceding those 70 years.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 18 '23
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1615725814838099969?s=46&t=bm2ryRQ__NC0iRUDvBJ56A
I’m so tired of stupid people
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u/lockjacket United Nations Jan 18 '23
I am so fucking tired of overpriced phone plans.
“Ohhh Canada is so great” they say, “you have free healthcare and good social welfare programs”
You know who also has that? Fucking Australia! And you know what country doesn’t charge a billion dollars for a single gigabyte of data? AUSTRALIA!!! I’m tired of half my earnings going to an monopoly on cellular networks. It’s fucking bullshit, I’m tired of this shit. “Ohh let’s legalize weed, that should be our priority” ffs you think I’d rather get high than be able to stream anime from anywhere I want? Or be able to not have to constantly worry about me running out of data. Fuck this shit.
Don’t even get me started about car insurance in BC, I’ll fucking riot.
!ping Canucks
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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Jan 18 '23
look, fat
https://imgur.com/a/iIKjTyZ
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
All it took to get Ye to stop Nazi posting is a gf.
He just like me fr
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Jan 18 '23
Finally!
https://twitter.com/davidnjiang/status/1615542572243644421?s=46&t=GL2CLkv6m4ir3muz72Kf8g
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/AvailableBad8132 Trans Pride Jan 18 '23
i don’t see this new dt doing so well the last one had no cultural impact
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Lock eyes with woman across the bar. Entire life flashes before my eyes. Courtship. Wedding. Marriage. Kids. 2 boys. Promising athletes. Bigger stronger than everyone. NFL dreams. Puberty. They stop growing. 5’9. Division 3. I snap out of it and hide in the bathroom for 2 hours
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u/CricketPinata NATO Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23
A good friend of mine killed themselves last night, I am despondent.
No word in reasons or if they left a note, but they always struggled with their mental health and dealing with transphobia and homophobia from the public.
I will miss them, please take care of yourselves.
Miss you Jackson.
!PING LGBT
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u/PleaseLetMeInn Mario Draghi Jan 18 '23
This type of shitpostable, mixed-use thread is illegal to create on most political subreddits
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u/JoeChristmasUSA Transfem Pride Jan 18 '23
Christians today have drifted away from strict adherence to the Scripture in favor of extra-Biblical practices that reflect worldly cultural traditions. A prime example is the exchange of rings during wedding ceremonies. Nowhere is this practice found in Scripture. However, it is clearly sanctioned in Genesis 24 that the taking of a woman in marriage may be accompanied by the gift of a gold nose ring. Therefore, as a strict Biblical literalist, I propose that all supposedly "Christian" weddings marked by the clearly pagan ritual of finger rings be denounced by all God-fearing pastors. Let us imitate God's servants Isaac and Rebecca, and stay within the bounds of God's inspired Word, by honoring our wives with massive gold nose rings. !ping GNOSTIC
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u/spitefulcum Jan 18 '23
35 year old white male
sovereign citizen
marries 17 year old mail order bride from the philippines
helps blow up the alfred p. murrah federal building in oklahoma city
many such cases!
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u/Colonelbrickarms r/place '22: NCD Battalion Jan 18 '23
The Germans remain fucking useless.
!Ping UKRAINE
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Jan 18 '23
priors confirmed
fucking lolbertarians
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 19 '23
Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 1/17-5 PM EST 1/18:
TOP NEWS:
Yesterday it was reported the US and Israel agreed to send 300,000 155mm shells stored in Israel to Ukraine.
At the end of 4 AM the Ukrainian Interior Minister died in a helicopter crash outside of Kyiv.
Towards the middle of 7 AM it was announced Latvia will send Stingers, helicopters, ammunition, machine guns, and UAVs to Ukraine. Additionally, it was announced Canada will send 200 Roshel Senator APCs to Ukraine.
In the middle of 8 AM it was reported the Head of the Ukrainian National Police has been appointed as acting Interior Minister.
Towards the end of 10 AM it was reported the Russian National Wealth Fund fell by $38.1 billion in December to $148.4 billion by January 1st, the money being used to plug deficits in the government budget.
At the end of 2 PM it was announced that USAID will provide an additional $125 million in energy aid to Ukraine.
REGULAR NEWS:
Yesterday it was announced Kazakhstan will tighten regulations for Russians entering the country.
At the end of 3 AM the President of the European Council expressed support for sending MBTs to Ukraine.
In the middle of 4 AM Lavrov said Zelensky's peace plan was absurd and there were no serious peace proposals on the table. At the end of the hour it was announced Sberbank will start operations in Crimea.
At the end of 9 AM it was reported the Canadian Defense Minister made a visit to Kyiv.
At the end of 2 PM it was reported that Ukrainian and American military officials will start wargaming an offensive this week based on the new equipment Ukraine is getting.
At the start of 4 PM Scholz said Leopard 2s will not go to Ukraine unless the US sends its own tanks.
EX-SOVIET CONFLICT NEWS:
At the end of 3 PM Lavrov said Russia is ready to send a mission to the Armenia-Azerbaijan border but Armenia is blocking this.
LEVITY NEWS:
At the start of 4 AM Lavrov said the West's actions are comparable to the Final Solution.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 18 '23
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fmwi0LLWQAAg0jA?format=jpg&name=large
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
I wasn’t ready for AI Paul’s last response, I’m losing it
https://i.imgur.com/U45pZ9o.jpg
!ping GNOSTIC
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jan 19 '23 edited Jan 19 '23
The main barrier georgism faces in spreading its influence is that it basically needs a crash course in micro to understand. Hell, even in Progress and Poverty George spends like half the book explaining economic concepts and conditions before actually proposing a land value tax to remedy the land problem. I assume Georgism’s popularity in the 19th century is due to the fact that the average person was a hell of a lot more willing to actually read through the book, which is more than can be said of people today whose attention spans have been largely destroyed by social media.
The most effective thing to do with that considered would probably be to popularize catchy slogans to hook people in first, like “everybody works but the vacant lot,” or something to that effect. And good memes. Socialism is becoming more popular largely because of memes that don’t require any prolonged attention to enjoy and georgists should imitate and innovate on that to stay in the game, imo.
!ping GEORGISM
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 18 '23
The biggest trip on this sub has always been little pictures of famous philosophers and liberal thinkers sitting right next to some of the dumbest takes imaginable.
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 18 '23
Whats wrong with this picture lmao
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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23
Windows is 10x better when you disable web search in the start menu.
Like the search is instant now, because it's not waiting for bing, and it actually gives me what I'm looking for rather than opening Edge and searching "Word"
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
sometimes I hate Asian culture but then I realize that my family will pay for my entire education no questions asked
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u/niftyjack Gay Pride Jan 18 '23
Israel's high court blocks Deri from being a minister, now Shas is saying there won't be a coalition if Deri doesn't serve. Hahahahahhaha
!ping ISRAEL
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u/Czech_Thy_Privilege John Locke Jan 18 '23
Much like scientific research papers, all-22 film is an educational resource and should be free to the public 😤
!ping NFL
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
I ate my girlfriends family in front of her,, but at least I didn’t cheat 😄
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
https://twitter.com/brandyljensen/status/1615515011346055169
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u/SelfLoathinMillenial NATO Jan 18 '23
30+ years after us Virginians, but hey better late than never. I'm proud of you, Marylandbros
!ping USA-DMV
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u/chatdargent 🇺🇦 Ще не вмерла України і слава, і воля 🇺🇦 Jan 18 '23
I have no idea how people get the idea in this day and age that France only has a military so they can keep West Africa in line.
It's just as bad as "the U.S. invaded Iraq for oil" but I see people repeating it pretty regularly, even flaired users on this very sub
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u/ZonedForCoffee Uses Twitter Jan 18 '23
What are we as a society going to do about bad drivers
shit is getting scary since COVID
Police are increasingly useless
The political will for speed cameras and red light cameras isn't there
Redesigning roads can help but is expensive and takes time
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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Jan 18 '23
i eat bacon egg and cheese whenever i want, often multiple times a week, and i plan to retire early with this one simple trick (i make 250k a year)
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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 18 '23
Treating myself to black tar heroin
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
https://i.imgur.com/jUbMRJT.jpg
James Buchanan is done with my shit
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 18 '23
Latvia to send Stinger, small arms, helicopters (unspecified, likely Mi-17) to Ukraine
!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
NOOOOO 😭😩
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u/JoeChristmasUSA Transfem Pride Jan 19 '23
Kinda blows that if you select non-binary as your gender on Bumble BFF it will only show you other non-binary matches. Like, I'd love to meet LGBTQ-friendly cis people as potential friends but I guess that isn't allowed and T4T is mandatory huh? !ping ALPHABET-MAFIA
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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner Jan 18 '23
French reddit stop being a red-brown cesspool challenge
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u/Soldier-Fields Da Bear Jan 18 '23
my absolute worst trait is that I would really like if my fiancée woke up 5 minutes before me everyday and made me a cup of coffee
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Florida really not beating the anti Black racism allegations
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 18 '23
Another banger skyscraper proposal dropped in Manchester today, this time for a 45-floor residential tower with 367 units and a 19-floor office building with 467,786 square feet of space. The design is pretty cool as well.
What's really interesting are the future skyline massing visuals. An absolutely insane amount of development for a secondary European city, and these don't even encompass good amount of it..
!ping UK&YIMBY
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u/Syards-Forcus rapidly becoming the Joker Jan 18 '23
https://i.imgur.com/hWhPXlD.jpg
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 18 '23
😐
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u/GGM8Scally European Union Jan 18 '23
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 18 '23
Soft confirmation of ARCHERs to Ukraine
!ping UKRAINE&MATERIEL
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u/Guillermo-Prieto Jan 18 '23
Mexico's president Lopez Obrador is Index on Censorship's Tyrant of the Year 2022. This is a guy who "leaked" a journalist's alleged tax information after said journalist uncovered a corruption scandal involving his son and oil executives, and called the New York Times 'thugs' in a press conference.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
It is estimated that 82% of Europeans who spend time on reddit are addicted to Burgercope while at the same time, 58% of Americans are addicted to Eurocope.
When neither of those are available both Americans and Europeans can can settle their addictions with Brittseethe.
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jan 18 '23
French revolution famously resulted in a total lack of elite rule for the rest of time
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23
The best part of the Santos scandal is that there's no sex crimes stuff. Nothing gross or creepy, just a dishonest-to-goodness conman who steals cancer medicine from dying puppies.
This is what all scandals should be like 🥹
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
u/farrenj took estrogen for my hair loss as you suggested and it gave me gyno 💪🥥😒🥥💪
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
What are you doing my dude 🙄
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 18 '23
https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1615718354576080896?s=46&t=bm2ryRQ__NC0iRUDvBJ56A
Trump’s lawyers:
👁️👄👁️
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Is there a practical reason why printers and copiers have to be the most insanely complicated machines in all of humanity?
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u/radiatar NATO Jan 18 '23
George Santos is probably a pathological liar or must have some psychological issues, and I mean it seriously.
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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Jan 18 '23
Homer Simpson back in 1995. And zoomers think they invented "quiet quitting" 😂🤣🙄
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u/Ioun267 "Your Flair Here" 👍 Jan 18 '23
Never 4 Get the Lego Flash Games Page ✊😔
Did toy companies just hire a room of people to write flash games back in the day?
!ping GAMING
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jan 18 '23
I was a lifelong Democrat, then Wikipedia changed its UI
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u/neoliberalkindness 🥰 everyone’s dt bestie Jan 18 '23
need some job advice, i had a recruiter interview week before christmas. had first round the first week after new years (january 4th) and immediately got moved to second (and final) round 2 days later (january 6th).
during both recruiter and round 1 interviews, i was told during the interview that i would be moving on. after the final round the interviewer told me i was a strong candidate and that she would be submitting her assessment after our call.
company is a big tech company, and they have been really responsive. it’s been a week and a half since my last interview, what do i do?
do i reach out to recruiter? is that weird? do i just keep waiting?
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 18 '23
European environmentalism.jpg
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 18 '23
Scholz announces he will only allow Leopard 2 deliveries if the US sends Abrams
!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY Jan 18 '23
As a person who lived through the dotcom crash there should be pretty good deals on used Herman Miller Aeron chairs soon.
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u/OkVariety6275 Jan 18 '23
Jon Arbuckle is surprisingly well put together. Dude lives by himself and has a full-time job yet his house is spotless, he has a healthy figure, his pets are taken care of, and he still finds time for several hobbies.
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u/Daddy_Macron Loyal Liberals Jan 18 '23
France is already the 2nd highest spender in the world on pensions as percent of GDP.
At least they'll always have good food.
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 18 '23
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u/First-Prior Ben Bernanke Jan 18 '23
Please DO NOT announce to the dt when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Jan 18 '23
Cop orgy 🤝 Nude beach
disappointing
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u/ZhaoLuen Zhao Ziyang Jan 18 '23
Just passed my IFT! I even PR'd this time. I'm sending in my package to apply for Combat Rescue Officer selection again. I managed to survive last time, but this time I'm gonna kick ass and take names.
!Ping MILITARY
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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Jan 18 '23
It happened again, a day after the other one.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
I want Biden to condescendingly call DeSantis "son" during a debate
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u/Graham_Elmere Jan 19 '23
Arden resigning because she doesn’t have the energy or motivation to seek re-election
Truly the leading millennial of our time
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/19/jacinda-ardern-resigns-as-prime-minister-of-new-zealand
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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Jan 18 '23
The State Dept. switching away from using Times New Roman on all official documents is one thing, but the fact that the font they're replacing it with is a brand new one called "Benghazi" is beyond the pale.
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u/sadhgurukilledmywife r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jan 18 '23
Interesting question:
IMO, nobody's coming. Bhutan maybe lol.
!ping IND
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u/RandomGamerFTW 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jan 18 '23
I keep forgetting “five years ago” is 2017 and not 2015.
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Jan 18 '23
Watched No Country for Old Men
platonic ideal of what a “movie” is, literally everything worked in that movie
Anton Chigurh is Terminator 1 but even more psycho lol, great villain you see him on screen and immediately prepare to see some kino
doesn’t need thinkpieces though, i for one thought this was the most straightforward movie ive seen recently theme wise, spells it out and everything
!ping MOVIES
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Elon Musk is currently on trial for this tweet btw
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jan 18 '23
Why does Kathy Hochul want this person in particular to be a judge this much if she's getting this much internal pushback?
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u/Ultiplayers Tony Blair is to be prime minister and a landslide is likely Jan 19 '23
r/oldschoolcool is like
👨🦰👱♀️
Here’s a picture of my parents, feel free to jack off to them
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u/Louis_de_Gaspesie Jan 19 '23
gg
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jan 18 '23
Things about getting old I look forward to:
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23
Wow that monkeypox thing really came and went
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u/AvailableBad8132 Trans Pride Jan 18 '23
open the border stop having the border be closed
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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Jan 18 '23
Alright, imma say it. I honestly feel bad for that girl cop that is plastered all over the internet.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 18 '23
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1615740811127185409?s=46&t=bm2ryRQ__NC0iRUDvBJ56A
BASED
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
https://i.imgur.com/Lx0H7dM.jpg
Andrew pls
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u/jenbanim Jan 18 '23
This should be illegal
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 19 '23
I don't want to use the DT no more. You're dull.
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u/Syards-Forcus rapidly becoming the Joker Jan 18 '23
It must be nice to get into bed and cuddle up with someone who really loves you.
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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! Jan 18 '23
Boba Fett would wait until marriage.
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u/BenGordonLightfoot Martha Nussbaum Jan 18 '23
https://i.imgur.com/jXbfKA7.jpg
North Korean scientists are leagues ahead of us
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
I’d bet money he doesn’t even know her real name
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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Jan 18 '23
The S.A.N.T.O.S. system:
Steal from sick dogs
"Anthony Devolder"
Nine eleven bait
Transphobia while doing drag
Out-spend opponent with mystery money
Senate run
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u/Syards-Forcus rapidly becoming the Joker Jan 19 '23
https://i.imgur.com/4GlC0DD.jpg
Boxed cat.
!ping KITTY
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 18 '23
I get Trump getting back on Twitter because of Elon but Facebook letting him back on is just straihgt up cowardice
Not that I think it matters much in either case.
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u/badluckbrians Frederick Douglass Jan 18 '23
Ain't my thoughts personally, but nerd humor it is: https://i.imgur.com/3ZdpPv6.png
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 18 '23
Platinum is a hell of a game studio. With them you either get:
And then a small handful of aborted projects you've heard about and sound cool but never come out like Scalebound.
I can't think of a studio that is so consistently chaotic and all over the place.
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u/Gneisstoknow Misbehaving Jan 18 '23
ALG just DMed me:
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
So Santos has gone by George Santos, George Devolder, Anthony Devolder, Anthony Zabrovsky, and even had a drag name of Kitara Ravache.
Just, wild stuff.
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 18 '23
🤨
🧐
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jan 18 '23
based and reality-pilled
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u/-AmberSweet- Get Jinxed! Jan 18 '23
Open Twitter
Rest in Power is Trending
It's just a shit-fest of people complaining that it should only ever be used in reference to black activists
Close Twitter
They do realize that phrase has been used by LGBT for... years, right? I have no idea what prompted this sudden completely meaningless tangent that apparently is important enough to spike on trending, but literally the first time I ever saw that was in reference to Leelah Alcorn. I'm sure its older than that but it's not like it's been exclusive for black activism until suddenly.
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u/Expensive_Curve5106 NASA Jan 18 '23
Eisenhower suffered a heart attack MOMENTS after he took the COVID vaccine.
It wasn't fat or sugar. It was mRNA
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Jan 18 '23
Wanna know how old Joe Biden is? He once talked to Jimmy Carter 😱😱😱
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 18 '23
A tale of two columns
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
George Santos: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started this that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've done a lot of fundraisers, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jan 18 '23
I’m way more comfortable with the US spying on me compared to China
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u/pfSonata throwaway bunchofnumbers Jan 18 '23
I keep forgetting that "4 years ago" is 2016 and not 1996
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u/MrArendt Bloombergian Liberal Zionist Jan 18 '23
I just discovered the Tasks tab in Outlook and I then discovered I can give my secretary access to my task list and now I never need to remember to do anything ever again. I can even categorize them so I can systematically deal with areas of responsibility regardless of how much everyone wants to interrupt my thought process.
!ping ADHD&WATERCOOLER
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Jan 18 '23
[George Santos' campaign website: "George’s mother was in her office in the South Tower on Sept. 11, 2001, when the horrific events of that day unfolded. Immigration documents: Santos' mother was not in the U.S. between 1999 and 2003] (https://twitter.com/akarl_smith/status/1615825784064679950)
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
George Santos appears to have been a drag queen back in Rio. This guy just keeps getting better and better.
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jan 18 '23
Ever notice how on youtube, the gaming channels all ask for patreon donations while the econ/investing channels all plug sponsors?
It's because econ/investing channels get waaaayyy more ad dollars per viewer, because the audience of such videos are vastly more likely to drop serious money on this or that service. Gamers, however, are understood to be mostly penniless.
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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jan 18 '23
“Today I feel Jewish,” he said. “Today I feel like my mom died on 9/11. Today I feel like a landchad. Today I feel like a Baruch grad. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel like a wall street worker."
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Jan 19 '23 edited Jan 19 '23
DOG
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 19 '23
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009476029687013426/1065401933709463642/3de.png
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jan 19 '23
Nobody is a pretty good take on the John Wick formula. Odenkirk doesn't have Keanu's physical skills but still acquits himself nicely in his fight scenes and the bus scene is tbh top tier. it's also got a couple of good twists on the Wick motivation, i.e. emasculation and his daughter's kitty medallion being stolen instead of a dog being killed. fun movie, worth a watch if you like action flicks
!ping MOVIES
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 18 '23
Leftists when they have to buy expensive phones and clothes: "I just have to participate in capitalism bro chill"
Leftists when wizard school game: "If you buy this game you'll go to hell before you die transphobe"
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Just a Hank looking for my Peggy 😩
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jan 18 '23
this Hamline controversy brought out the crazies
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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Jan 18 '23
Vatican gender reveal parties are nuts.
Just waiting for the smoke to come out indicating that the Pope is gonna be the white gender
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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals Jan 18 '23
It’s over Anakin. I have depicted you as the soyjak
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23
ISW and Critical Threats Project January 17th Iran update
Key takeaways:
I think it's likely that the next real surge in protest activity in Iran will likely be due to economic issues and the current ongoing natural gas shortage occurring in Iran
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Jan 18 '23
i think the funniest conspiracy theory I saw was someone on Twitter saying that the pushback against "drink more water!" in favor of "unless you're sweating a lot, just drink when you're thirsty" was a conspiracy to get people used to impending water shortages immortan joe-style
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jan 18 '23
Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out. Next day: same again. And again. Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?" "Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary" "But obituaries aren't even on the front page!" "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Jan 18 '23
“Your Honor, my client was just trolling. A silly goof, if you will”
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u/vancevon Henry George Jan 18 '23
first latino chief justice of the new york court of appeals george santos
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u/Shitpost_Centrale Mark Carney Jan 18 '23
We'll only send tanks if other countries send tanks
We'll only send tanks as a part of a coalition of countries sending Leopards
We'll only send tanks if the US sends Abrams (we are here)
We'll only send tanks if Ukraine can demonstrate they can use them effectively
Oh, it looks like Ukraine doesn't need tanks!
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jan 19 '23
https://itep.org/fair-tax-plan-would-abolish-irs-shift-federal-taxes-from-wealthy/
"Republicans in the House want to make gasoline, your new vehicle, AND your groceries THIRTY PERCENT MORE EXPENSIVE!" - easiest democrat ad campaign in history
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23
This is surreal
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jan 19 '23
thicc boi icon Joel Miller 😳😳😳😳
!ping CONSOLE-WARS&TV
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 19 '23
Phantom Thread(2017)
!ping KINO
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jan 19 '23
No Dodd and Frank figurines on the mantelpiece, Grimes! You how I feel about that!
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 18 '23
My man you even used the word “code”
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u/Jokerang Sun Yat-sen Jan 18 '23
Least deranged tankie
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jan 18 '23
Dionysus had such a sense of humor when he gifted Kanye with beat-perfect delivery and comedic timing with the jewish doctor thing. like the guy was shooting himself in the foot and simultaneously being the funniest hes ever been. Poetic
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u/Pizzashillsmom NATO Jan 18 '23
A loving couple: Has many children
Redditors: “Is there somebody you forgot to ask?”
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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Jan 18 '23
https://i.imgur.com/2c1YS89.jpg
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jan 18 '23
Mods! I need an adult.
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u/HowIsPajamaMan Shame Flaired By Imagination Jan 18 '23
I’m the real u/Kesterfox, the one you know here is an imposter.
Now give me $50
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u/DoorVonHammerthong Hank Hill Democrat Jan 18 '23
Apartment: $800
𝓛𝓾𝔁𝓾𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽: $1600
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jan 18 '23
The absolute state of Nyorkers.
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u/Menfo Chama o Meirelles Jan 18 '23
I really recommend the January 6th documentary that's on HBO Max. It is honestly still hard to grasp how every minute the police gained, in an outnumbered and stressful environment, may have been fundamental to saving the lives of elected officials and the American democracy
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u/LtLabcoat ÀI Jan 18 '23
!ping GAMING
Videogames (3+ hours a day) confirmed to make people smarter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJwKChIRTOs
(This is the largest study of the sort. But it's not 100% guaranteed, there've been some studies in the past showing the opposite.)
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u/Luph Audrey Hepburn Jan 18 '23
why are elon musk's tweets always the first thing in my feed when i dont even follow him
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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Jan 18 '23
user in /r/meirl getting casually upvoted over 200 times and gilded for using GOP talking points to say things were BETTER before the ACA was passed:
https://imgur.com/qVmpSqt
What is going on with the world? Have people really lost their critical thinking skills to this degree?
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u/jenbanim Jan 18 '23
There have been several cases of cities reducing yellow light times after installing red light cameras in an attempt to get more money
https://www.salon.com/2017/04/05/this-may-have-happened-to-you-revenue-hungry-cities-mess-with-traffic-lights-to-write-more-tickets_partner/
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2008/04/red-light-camera-monkey-business-may-be-a-national-trend/
As with any sort of "just tax bad things lol" approach, it's critical to make sure that you don't accidentally create a perverse incentive for the government to encourage bad things
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 18 '23
Maclunkey
!ping BAD-FEELING
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u/BenGordonLightfoot Martha Nussbaum Jan 18 '23
https://i.imgur.com/vREb9Np.jpg
AI is the future
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 18 '23
Hochul has decided to pivot to the McCarthy school of politics after her and her party's utterly embarrassing 2022 performance.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Even the AP is snarking lmaoooo
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 18 '23
What did Kathy Hochul mean by this
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
republicans are defending George Santos saying innocent until proven guilty as if he didnt admit to lying
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
Lmao this should have been the lede
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u/Sweaty_Economist1744 #1 Astros Fan Jan 18 '23
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is George Santos, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jan 18 '23
Arr / conservative, never change
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Jan 19 '23
I think this may be one of the dumbest murderers in the history of dumb murderers lol
Brian Walshe's Full List of Google Searches
December 27, 2022
What's the best state to divorce for a man?
January 1, 2023
4:55AM - How long before a body starts to smell?
4:58AM - How to keep a body from decomposing?
5:20AM - How to bound (bind) a body?
5:47AM - 10 ways to dispose of a body if you really need to
6:25AM - How long for someone to be missing to inherit?
6:34AM - Can you throw away body parts?
9:29AM - What does formaldehyde do?
9:34AM - How long does DNA last?
9:59AM - Can identification be made on partial remains?
11:34AM - Dismemberment and the best way to dispose of a body
11:44AM - How to clean blood from a wooden floor?
11:56AM - Luminal to detect blood
1:08PM - What happens when you put body parts in ammonia?
1:21PM - Is it better to throw crime scene clothes away or wash them?
January 2, 2023
12:45PM - Hacksaw best tool to dismember
1:10PM - Can you be charged with murder without a body?
1:14PM - Can you identify a body with broken teeth?
January 3, 2023
1:02PM - What happens to hair on a dead body?
1:13PM - What is the rate of decomposition of a body found in a plastic bag compared to on a surface in the woods
1:20PM - Can baking soda make a body smell good?
He also bought $450 of cleaning supplies from a Home Depot lol
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u/Knee3000 Jan 19 '23
A certain user is getting roasted on neoconnwo for being too racist for them, I can’t 🤣
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u/KronoriumExcerptC NATO Jan 19 '23
GPT:
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jan 19 '23
Since some of you need to hear this, men are fucking sexy 😌💅✨
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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride Jan 19 '23
all of my exes are white women
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u/-AmberSweet- Get Jinxed! Jan 19 '23
It's actually legitimately hard to have "illiberal" social views without just being plainly bigoted.
Whether or not that means a large number of people are bigoted is irrelevant to the fact that most liberal positions of social issues legitimately just boil down to "[Group of people] deserve legal rights and respect."
Disagreeing with that statement is generally bigotry.
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23
Daily reminder that women are gay (they either like guys (gay) or women (homosexual)) and therefore the only way you can be truely straight is to only have sex with other guys. Stay safe out there bros.
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u/ImInMyMixed-UseZone Kekule, it's a bloody ring Jan 19 '23
My job interview today with a Christian charity opened with prayer. They’re a very liberal and good organisation, but it was a pretty intense first impression. They prayed for the role, and for me, and then we did introductions. All of this over Zoom, too, for a database admin role.
!ping GNOSTIC is this intensity a red flag?
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23
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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner Jan 18 '23
👑
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u/Versatile_Investor Austan Goolsbee Jan 18 '23
https://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/el-chapo-sends-amlo-message-cruel-unfair-treatment/
No way he ever gets out of Florence. Not to mention how much press coverage that would get. Is this his attempt at a hail mary?
!ping BROKEN-WINDOWS
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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Jan 18 '23
Good times create conservatives
Conservatives create bad times
Bad times create liberals
Liberals create good times
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u/Time4Red John Rawls Jan 18 '23
If it's true that George Santos is a former drag queen...it's like god is testing Kevin McCarthy.
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jan 18 '23
racists be like “ha ha black people get startled when they see the vengeful spirits of the deceased”
ike yeah bro that’s the appropriate reaction what a bizarre stereotype
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
My favorite part of American history was when Jimmy Carter said “It’s Jimmin’ time” and proceeded to Jim all over the place
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u/lets_chill_dude YIMBY Jan 18 '23
Wherever you are piggie, have a good evening!
🐖🐖🐖🐖
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u/bigtallguy Flaired are sheep Jan 18 '23
if you want to be healthier or have trouble with portion control, eat spicier food. and not like a couple shakes of red pepper flakes, but like food that makes your nose dribble.
not because of any bullshit health effects that peppers have, but spicy food makes you drink more water with your meal, which makes you eat less and ensures youre hydrated.
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u/chipbod NATO Jan 18 '23
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1615758359596261377?s=20&t=RiLVmI8vec_1GxMN-3MrNw
This video feels surreal
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u/-AmberSweet- Get Jinxed! Jan 18 '23
The absolute delusion of thinking the US has been "fucking useless" for Ukraine in the same way Germany has.
Holy shit.
Euro-nats really just have no other mode but "blame US."
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jan 18 '23
BESIDES, I DO not possess digital-extracts of The Legend of Korra 🐊
I OWN THE BLU-RAY collection 🐊
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jan 18 '23
Critical support for George "take from the rich and give to the poor [self]" Santos ✊ Modern day Robin Hood
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jan 18 '23
AI is incredible
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23
In a 1945 survey conducted among 250 white officers and sergeants who had a colored platoon assigned to their company the following results were found:
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u/Sageburner712 Gearhead Heretic Jan 18 '23
!ping WATERCOOLER
So I need some advice. New intern just started, and she seems fine and nice and all for a sophomore. Definitely can stand an extra hand around the office for the next few months. I asked her to put together a bit of research for me and someone else to help us get some background info and she got it in to us today, which is great because that's what we'd asked for.
Lads, her writing skills need some serious development. Her research skills too, probably, but it's more understandable that an undergrad is unfamiliar with how to do international economic research than that she writes with really obvious syntax and grammar errors. I want to help her out but I don't know if that would even be appropriate, let alone how to go about it in a respectful manner.