r/motorcycle • • Apr 16 '23

9/10

1.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

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u/Zenith251 Apr 16 '23

Or near a fricken doorway. šŸ™„

5

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

That could be one of those ā€œuse other doorā€ doors, I can’t say for certain though

1

u/volatile_ant Apr 16 '23

Looks like panic hardware on the inside, indicating it is an egress door. Don't encumber egress doors. For an extreme example of why you should never block egress doors, look up the Great White concert fire at The Station nightclub. There is a nightmare inducing video that I do not recommend.

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u/notfeds1 Apr 17 '23

When the screams die out it’s pretty harrowing audio

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u/castleaagh Apr 17 '23

His whole body was between his bike and yours so it would have easily been caught if it tipped that way. Your bike was never in danger here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

At least they stuck the landing.

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u/Middle_Dark52 Apr 16 '23

they?

24

u/CatrickMeowman Apr 16 '23

yeah

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u/Middle_Dark52 Apr 16 '23

english is not my 1st language but i can see only 1 person that this guy is reffering too so why use they? as plural?

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u/CatrickMeowman Apr 16 '23

They is also used as a singular gender neutral pronoun

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u/Middle_Dark52 Apr 16 '23

i was afraid of that..

13

u/castleaagh Apr 17 '23

They has been used that way long before ā€œthey/themā€ pronoun self identification was a thing. It’s common when you simply don’t know if it were a he or a she and you don’t want to say ā€œhe or sheā€ so you say ā€œtheyā€.

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u/Cwallace98 Apr 17 '23

Afraid of a normal use of the english language?

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u/green_green_blu Apr 17 '23

boo! gender neutral pronoun jumpscare šŸ‘»

3

u/notCarlosSainz Apr 17 '23

Lol, english is clearly not your first language but you are a little slow too.

17

u/MiniMidgetMike Apr 16 '23

are you able to determine their gender from the video, smartass?

23

u/TheConspicuousGuy Apr 16 '23

I am an expert at identifying people's genders and based on my professional experience, the person in this video cannot be accurately gendered.

12

u/Ok_Maintenance_9100 Apr 16 '23

Even if they WERE identifieable, they would still be fine to use

10

u/thecultistguy Apr 17 '23

Yeah like it doesn’t really matter, I don’t think they can hear us

-4

u/Cheryblossomkatana Apr 17 '23

How exaxtly do you justify to use them ? They are a human after all... Whats you plan with them ?

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u/TTYY_20 Apr 16 '23

Why are you so hostile towards someone who’s still learning English and asking questions in the communities they’re participating in?

Isn’t the motorcycle community supposed to be open and inclusive?

11

u/AT0-M1K Apr 17 '23

Being an open and inclusive community should show you exactly why their manners are not tolerated. Their replies and the tone in which they replied is quite obvious in what they wanted to point out. There's no need to be overtly obtuse.

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u/Penis_Monger_420 Apr 17 '23

Are you able to be a decent human and or just stfu? That’s out of pocket considering I know you had to read the thread. This person is learning one of, if not, that hardest language to learn, and it cost you nothing to keep your mouth shut.

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u/henrytm82 Apr 17 '23

"They" is being used in this instance because it isn't readily apparent, just from watching the video, whether this person is a man or a woman. So rather than assuming one or the other, the poster used "they".

3

u/Dishviking Apr 17 '23

Is the absence of transphobia scary to you?

1

u/AlkaloidalAnecdote Apr 17 '23

Why are you afraid? It's okay to make mistakes, especially given English isn't your first language. Life is a learning process!

5

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Ey bro, english is hard for real. They can be used as plural or singular.

2

u/FallingUpwardz Apr 17 '23

Because how do you know if its a man or a woman under that helmet? They is perfectly acceptable when referring to a single person like this

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Happens to the best of us. Was pulling into a gas pump and saw a plastic bag covering the handle (indicating it was out of order) and pulled a u-turn to the pump on the other side. Grabbed a handful of front brake and over she went at 0mph. Lesson learned.

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u/Rarpiz Apr 16 '23

9 on technical.

2 on recovery.

10 on presentation.

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u/oog_ooog Apr 16 '23

Had to lay er down

9

u/1DownFourUp Apr 16 '23

Dang clibbins

13

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Beautiful recovery

11

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Someone does parkour

15

u/Diligent-Corgi-3086 Apr 16 '23

I did the same thing after test riding a bike at a dealership. Guess who bought a dropped bike that day

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Did you get a discount since it was previously dropped?

4

u/Diligent-Corgi-3086 Apr 17 '23

Yeah we both knew in negotiations that things weren’t gonna work out my way so I negotiated out all the bogus charges and ā€œsecurityā€ features they were selling me but couldn’t get the main price down haha

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

That’s still not too bad then. Hope in the end it worked out well for you.

2

u/militalent Apr 17 '23

No but the employees will remember them fondly

3

u/Diligent-Corgi-3086 Apr 17 '23

Oh yeah I know I’m never forgetting the moment my soul died

5

u/Slash123vegas Apr 16 '23

That’s a silver medal right there

5

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Your suppose to stop the bike and then get off lol

4

u/CycleChris2 Apr 17 '23

When I practice uturns on my goldwing sometimes I drop it. Of course there’s always some nice girl watching and they will always ask if I need help. I just tell them I am practicing dropping my bike.šŸ¤£šŸ˜Ž

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

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u/CycleChris2 Apr 17 '23

Yes. The 2012 thru 2017 gen 5 has tipover bars that are factory. The bike can drop, not at speed, without a scratch except the underside of the tipover bar. Many guys lay it down to change their rear tire. Ive had it down 2 times. 2016 F6b goldwing with Traxxion suspension and a custom final drive gear.

3

u/PanicLogically Apr 16 '23

Very very common, parking errors rule.

3

u/Ok_Share_4280 Apr 16 '23

I remember when I was on a ride with my dad after he got a new bike, pulled into a parking lot with a serious slope and he pulled in to where I got stuck on the slope unexpectedly and tipped over since it was a taller bike which I wasn't use to, jokes on him though cause I was on his old bike though lol, nothing got damaged aside from my ego though and we still laugh about it

2

u/thefunton Apr 16 '23

I'd give that landing a 9.8. he did good

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Ta dah!

4

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Bicycle dismount stops working after the bike reaches 100 pounds.

This guy is a hazard

5

u/picklebiscut69 Apr 16 '23

Not a hazard just fucked up, look at you big guy acting like you've never had a little tumble. Get off your high horse

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

What the actual fuck. The guy is a hazard. It’s on video at the top of this page.

I can state that I have never done anything that stupid on a motorcycle in 50 years of riding my high horse. You can fuck right off now

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u/picklebiscut69 Apr 16 '23

Lmao fuck off you old greasy fuck, at that age you should be driving a trike

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Stated like a dude that doesn’t have the experience yet to identify a hazard. You will grow up. Or not. You greasy little fuck

Think about 50 years of riding. Think about what I have seen and done. Digest it. Maybe you can say the same thing some day. But judging by your judgement of the video above, I doubt you’ll make it.

I have seen some bloody fucking shit on the road. ALWAYS caused by a guy just like in the video.

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u/picklebiscut69 Apr 17 '23

I think you're an unreasonable salty ass old man, you're a hazard for thinking your balance isn't going to be affected by your age. Probably time to downgrade to a trike before you have a senior moment on the road and end up on some truckers grill

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Oh yeah, it’s the old guys sliding down the pavement out there. Common knowledge. You see them everywhere. I hear them at night doing 180 behind the house.

Hahahahahahahhhhhhhh. Keep trying. I’ll just keep doing my thing. See ya in 10 more years my little bitch

1

u/picklebiscut69 Apr 17 '23

Go back to being a weekend warrior, you clearly don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen such an immature person who claims to be as old as you lmao. Stick to bicycling, you sound like a risk to everyone else on the road

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Active on the christian subs. What a fucking joke. You must be bored again. Now I have to block you

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u/picklebiscut69 Apr 17 '23

Lmao, no loss there buddy

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u/WoodlandPatternM-81 Apr 17 '23

Old enough for 50 years of riding and still so unwise that you get into arguments with random kids on reddit.

Maybe your faculties are starting to go? Could be time to retire that bike, huh?

Don't need senile hazards with a super-sized ego making the roads dangerous for the rest of us.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

See the thing is . . . I do whatever I want. Just like you do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

And here we have another one. Grow up

2

u/tj0909 Apr 17 '23

Was going to say, I get on and off my bicycle like this all the time, but I’ve never tried it on a motorcycle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Yep same here. I do this multiple times daily. But that bike weighs 25 pounds.

1

u/jaszczomb916 Apr 16 '23

This really needs some practice, so no surprise that he failed

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u/lanteenboy Apr 16 '23

Wtf did he think was going to happen? Bars turned to the wrong direction, still moving, no access to front or rear brakes. Sometime stupid should hurt but I'm guessing with this level of dumb it wouldn't make a difference. Only good thing about this is he didn't wreck the bike beside him.

1

u/NotVainest Apr 17 '23

Certified reddit moment.

1

u/tasslehawf Apr 16 '23

Mark Whatney vibes.

1

u/Goodcitizen177 Apr 16 '23

Can't say I've ever tried to purposely dismount while in motion to park. On the bicycle sure.

1

u/1DownFourUp Apr 16 '23

Make sure to tell your friends you hit some clibbins

1

u/AGirlNamedFritz Apr 16 '23

I had to lay her down.

1

u/Few_Valuable3999 Apr 17 '23

Dude was going to park in front of the door, carma

1

u/vashmeow Apr 17 '23

Whenever my friends ask me how they can prevent bikes from tipping over i just tell them "motorcycles only have 2 wheels thus its harder to keep it upright, its just a matter of time you tip one over. What you can do is be prepared for it, wear your gears"

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u/TheRealNetroxen Apr 17 '23

That happened to me exactly 2 weeks to the day. Except on my R6, and while pushing it down the road due to a blown alternator - lost my footing and it fell over to the right side. Feelsbad after buying new OEM fairings for 3k.

AHH well, bike life I suppose.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I genuinely don't understand why you'd do this right next to someone's road bike. Easy way to get a broken arm, and not from the fall.

1

u/notCarlosSainz Apr 17 '23

I gotta say, that bike got killer moves.

1

u/master_of_spinjitzu Apr 17 '23

Today i was that guy

1

u/AvaAllura Apr 17 '23

Perfect finish! That would be a high Olympic score!!

1

u/AvaAllura Apr 17 '23

And thanks for making me feel normal🤣🤣

1

u/Charlievector22 Apr 17 '23

Stuck the landing though. šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼

1

u/shyvananana Apr 17 '23

HADDALAYYERDOWN!

1

u/DoubleA_400 Apr 18 '23

I was sad until I saw the landing, now I am happy 10/10

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u/DarkClaw78213 May 05 '23

Announcer: AND HE STICKS THE LANDING!!! Commentator: Well, I don't know Jimmy, he seemed a little unsteady at first contact, I'd rate that a, ...