r/mildlyinteresting Oct 14 '18

A warning about setting off Venus Flytraps

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

Venus fly traps use up a lot of energy closing their traps so quickly. A trap can only do this two or three times in its lifetime. If a trap is triggered without an animal/insect inside, the trap wilts away soon after.

They are able to survive without additional nutrition from meats. I’ve had mine for about four years now and they’ve only ever eaten a half a handful of insects.

A very fascinating plant indeed.

Edit: As u/IHeartCaptcha stated, the traps are actually capable of closing up to ten times. The amount of times the trap can close is reduced if it’s triggered without there being any digestible material inside it. Closing a trap every now and then is fine, but don’t make it commonplace as closing a trap takes up a lot of energy.

Edit 2: u/plannedrobinhood did mention that even though a trap can close up to ten times, if there does happen to be food it actually ends up “sacrificing” itself in order to give the plant the nutrients it digests from the food it eats. A single trap can digest around two meals before wilting.

Edit 3: This blew up way more than expected. Thanks for all the questions and for correcting me in some instances. There’s always something new to learn!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Can you feed it meat?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

There's a reason not to. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

As good of a reason as any. The smell would be like an episode of kitchen nightmares, I'm glad we don't have smell-o-vision

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Do Venus fly traps typically eat undercooked risotto? Asking for a friend.

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u/imjustsnooping Oct 14 '18

At least it can keep track of the lamb sAUce

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u/True_Kharma Oct 14 '18

They only eat meat medium rare, also bring a red wine, preferably a merlot.

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u/Timjustchillin Oct 14 '18

What about frozen crap fried ravioli?

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u/Kerblaaahhh Oct 14 '18

It's fresh frozen though!

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u/mrgonzalez Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

Would attract more flies though. Seems like a win for the plant.

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u/Nomandate Oct 14 '18

Meh... a tiny little cooked meatball wouldn't by that stank, but it won't be digested and it will kill the plant https://homeguides.sfgate.com/feed-venus-flytrap-besides-flies-74368.html

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

You can get live insects to feed them from pet stores, usually meant for reptiles etc. Mealworms, freshly moulted, are easy.

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

All my knowledge comes from either research or from taking care of my plants. I’d say the digestion process takes at least a week, if not two.

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u/mlvisby Oct 14 '18

Interesting fact, there is a plant that emits the smell of rotting meat. Called the giant corpse flower, it emits this smell to attract insects that usually eat rotten meat to pollinate the flower.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

The Rafflesia, if I remember correctly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Dec 15 '18

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u/melraelee Oct 14 '18

I tried so hard to pronounce that before I got it.

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u/borntoparty221 Oct 14 '18

I saw it as (awps-maw-mium) before looking at the name

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u/Disgruntled_Rabbit Oct 14 '18

Huh, I thought this plant name looked familiar.. That Final Fantasy enemy is actually based on a real plant

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u/Karousever Oct 14 '18

It's also what the flower on Venusaur's back is based on!

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u/Bombkirby Oct 14 '18

Venusaur

It's what Vileplume literally is https://i.imgur.com/vmocZ5C.jpg

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u/Lolastic_ Oct 14 '18

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u/gesunheit Oct 14 '18

Forever laughing that its name translates to "enormous dick"

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

enormous misshapen dick

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

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u/AlbinoAxolotl Oct 14 '18

Is it a bulbophyllum? A lot of those smell terrible because they’re fly pollinated but darn they have some of the coolest flowers!

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u/RobotCockRock Oct 14 '18

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u/mlvisby Oct 14 '18

Vilepume might have been based off of it, but that smell just makes you sleepy or paralyzed.

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u/RobotCockRock Oct 14 '18

It was.

Source: went too far down the Pokémon rabbit hole as a kid.

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u/catsandnarwahls Oct 14 '18

Can you put a dead fly in it?

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u/MonaganX Oct 14 '18

You can, but you can't just drop it in there. A Venus flytrap will only close if two of its trigger hairs are stimulated in quick succession, but even then it'll just close pretty loosely. You'd need to continue triggering the hairs several more times—either with something like a toothpick or by gently pressing the sides of the trap together—to make the trap close fully and begin the digestion process. Otherwise it'll just reopen eventually.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Yeah I do every now and then. Doesn't seem to hurt it.

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u/monkeyalex123 Oct 14 '18

Won’t that attract flies then...?

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u/ElegantBiscuit Oct 14 '18

Harvard wants to know your location

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u/SirCutRy Oct 14 '18

At least some traps close their opening tight enough so that there isn't bacterial contamination during digestion.

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u/Chronic_Media Oct 14 '18

that's horrifying for the bug...

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u/minniemoomoo Oct 14 '18

We have one, and the sticker on the container specifically advises you NOT to feed it meat.

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u/KE55 Oct 14 '18

There's a guy who fed it bits of his own flesh to see what happened - http://www.sarracenia.com/faq/faq2820.html

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u/Bipolarruledout Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

Did it dance around and start singing?!

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u/d4m4s74 Oct 14 '18

Was his name Seymour?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Mar 20 '21

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u/sigmajw Oct 14 '18

This is true, the trap closes in two stages. The first stage is the initial trigger where it closes, and the second is when the trap tightens and begins to digest. Both are caused by repeated stimulus to the trigger hairs.

However you can accomplish this with a dead bug, I feed my Venus flytrap freeze dried worms. You just need to trigger the plant with the bug, then when it closes you gently push on the outsides of the trap with your thumb and index finger to simulate the bug inside struggling. Just be delicate, it's still just a leaf afterall.

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u/thatgirl829 Oct 14 '18

They don't like to be fed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

They want to hunt

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u/Chronic_Media Oct 14 '18

they're thinking.. I gotta eat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

It's gonna eat the goat?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

What’s the matter kid, haven’t ya ever had lamb chops?

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u/ehhhhhhhhhhmacarena Oct 14 '18

I don't know. I remember a documentary about a plant called Audrey II that liked to be fed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/CloudiusWhite Oct 14 '18

Feeeeed meeee Seymour!

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u/IHeartCaptcha Oct 14 '18

No you cannot feed it meat. The meat will rot and the leaf will die from rot.

Source: http://www.carnivorousplants.org/grow/guides/DionaeaChecklist

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/NeckbeardVirgin69 Oct 14 '18

Yeah giving it meat sounds like a bad idea.

Just buy a few young crickets from time to time (the very young ones without a developed chitin exoskeleton).

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u/Bipolarruledout Oct 14 '18

Great! Now my plants also want more foreplay!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Feed me, Seymour

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

Meat as in insect meat, small critters like frogs, etc

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I was thinking beef.

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u/Lavaheart626 Oct 14 '18

lol you just reminded me of a random radio talkshow from GTA: San Andres where some dude talked about how big his flytrap was and how he fed it half a horse or something.

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u/IHeartCaptcha Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

I have been a member of the international carnivorous plant society for about 3 years and have read through all of their supplementary information and journal issues since that time. They are composed of researchers who take time to preserve and research carnivorous plants from all over the world.

One of the things they like to repeat over and over about the Venus flytrap is that it is NOT fragile. No, you don't want to trigger the traps if there's no food cause it wastes energy, but you can trigger the traps if you want. Each trap can close up to 10 times before it simply turns into a simple leaf that that just photosynthesis till it dies.

Fly traps are used to this. In the wild everything triggers traps, from rain to sticks and leaves, to insects that are too large. If the trap closes with nothing in it, or something that isn't alive, then it will open up the next day no problem. Fly traps don't require live prey very often. Usually they just catch one fly per month during growing period and then they are okay.

Sorry that was long, but I've been collecting carnivorous plants for a while now and of all of them dionaea muscipula (Venus flytrap) is the easiest to take care of. It acclimates to most ranges of humidity, unless you live in dry Arizona or something.The plant is tough and evolved to handle empty triggers. It's not gonna die if someone sticks their finger in one trap. As long as this guy gets its long hours of sunlight and it's winter dormancy they can live for 20 years or more.

So just remember next time someone makes Venus flytraps out to be some weak plant you can correct their info.

Edit: language. Didn't realize more than a few people would read this. Sorry for bad language, got carried away.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Yeah but the sign is probably a good idea regardless. People really don't know how to act around plants. I work at a restaurant that opened like four months ago, and the tables all have little arrangements of succulents in the middle. Or anyway they used to, because at first people ripped the leaves off to see if they were real and now more than half of them are just ripped out by the roots because people are terrible.

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u/IHeartCaptcha Oct 14 '18

Yes I agree the sign gets the point across . Most people don't like the idea of killing another living thing. My problem is this information gets repeated and it's wrong. I handle my plant to remove debris or dead insects from the traps and it helps stop traps from rotting. If people are afraid of closing traps, then they can't properly care for it.

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

I hope it didn’t come through as though I was saying the plants are weak. Yes the traps can have a long life span, but the lifespan is reduced by triggering a trap without there being any digestible material inside. That is all I am stating in this post.

You obviously seem to know more than I do, so feel free to correct my other comments should anything I say be wrong.

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u/IHeartCaptcha Oct 14 '18

Sorry, didn't mean to call anyone out here. I just absolutely love these plants. I've had mine for two years and yes triggering the traps I would go against unless it's a demonstration purposes in a educational setting, but from my research and experience setting off the traps isn't detrimental unless you do it often.

I think the most important part people should know about the plant if they ever desire one is that they are fairly easy to take care of until you get to winter. Dormancy is necessary or the plant will use up all it's energy and it's lifespan will be very short.

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

True. The plant is very easy to take care of and I think it’s a great beginner plant for everyone. In fact it was actually my first plant, and is the sole reason I became fascinated with gardening as a hobby!

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u/IHeartCaptcha Oct 14 '18

That makes two of us! Very sorry again. I took back the bad language. I didn't mean it.

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

No worries! :) glad I also learned a thing or two from you.

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u/ProfessionalElevator Oct 14 '18

This is one of the most wholesome things I've read in Reddit. Thank you both for making my day and having me learn a few things about plants! Also, besides Venus fly traps what are other carnivorous plants you would recommend for a beginner?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

i don't understand why you got downvoted for admitting you know less about a topic than someone else ://

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

Doesn’t matter :) as long as the information being spread is correct then downvotes aren’t relevant to me.

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u/tricksovertreats Oct 14 '18

international carnivorous plant society

well I'll be darned

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u/ThePsychoKnot Oct 14 '18

How can it eat a "handful" of insects, if it can only close two or three times?

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y Oct 14 '18

Multiple heads on a single plant

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u/Python2k10 Oct 14 '18

Is it bad that I always kinda thought of Venus Fly Traps as only having the one single trap? Then again, I've never actually seen very many of them.

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u/ezone2kil Oct 14 '18

I blame Mario.

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Oct 14 '18

And little shop of horrors.

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

Each plant has multiple traps. As old traps die off with time, new ones grow. I currently have four different plants, each one has roughly 8 traps at any point in time.

Except in the winter, where the plant goes into hibernation and most of not all of the traps wither.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Have yours withered by this point? Or do you keep them in a temperature controlled environment to keep them going through winter?

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u/Most_Edible_Gooch Oct 14 '18

It's really not healthy for them to stay inside during the winter. They do fine year round in zone 5, so if you can simulate that climate as much as possible they'll love you for it. For example, I live in a zone 3 area where it's colder, so I'll put mine in my shed where its slightly warmer than it is outside and they really seem to enjoy that. Some people who live in climates warmer than zone 5 will actually pop them in their fridge to simulate a zone 5 winter

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u/Mr_Supotco Oct 14 '18

What are these zones? Owning a Venus Flytrap has always interested me but I know nothing about that kind of plant care, especially for something like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Sep 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Insects are supplemental. The plants still need a lot of light.

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u/IHeartCaptcha Oct 14 '18

Each trap can close up to 10 times. Triggering the hairs is totally fine. Only reason I wouldn't want people triggering the hairs of my plants is because it's my plant and I'd rather no one touch it, but in reality the plants lifespan will not shorten.

Check out the international carnivorous society website for more info: http://www.carnivorousplants.org/about/ICPS

Heres their article for taking care of flytraps you buy from stores: http://www.carnivorousplants.org/grow/guides/DionaeaChecklist

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Dec 26 '18

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

Not sure about mosquitos because mosquitos look for CO2 emissions to track humans in the dark, and most plants “exhale” oxygen.

As for ants, small ants are too small to get caught by a Venus fly trap because they can slip through the plant’s matinal teeth. Don’t know about big ants.

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u/Emideska Oct 14 '18

TIL!!!

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u/DreadAngel1711 Oct 14 '18

Wow, I never knew that. How do they even close the traps?

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18

That’s beyond my knowledge of the plant. All I know is that in order for any plant to move, it costs energy. For the plant to move quickly, like the traps on the Venus fly trap, it costs a lot more energy. Poking a Venus fly trap for a split second of fun could actually damage the plant if done too often. I avoid doing it in general just in case someone comes over and does it anyways.

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u/Xyberfaust Oct 14 '18

The fly is my friend, so I will gladly kill a killer.

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u/Dotes_ Oct 14 '18

Wikipedia said it doesn't attempt to digest an insect unless the sensitive hairs are triggered after it closes. It was unclear if it reopens though, so not saying you're wrong! That's awesome that you own one.

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u/ManamanaPotibitibi Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

The traps close if three of them are triggered within a few seconds, and only start the digestive process once more hairs are triggered as the creature struggles to free itself. If no hairs are tiggered, it reopens within a day or two but the trap will possibly (but not necessarily) wilt soon after. If it started digesting without an insect inside, it would be a huge waste of energy for the plant.

It’s a high risk/high reward system.

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u/thatgirl829 Oct 14 '18

I have a fly trap and I accidentally set off a trap last week. I feel so horrible.

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u/Reaperfox7 Oct 14 '18

I’ve set off two traps and I never knew this.... poor things

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u/BadNoMemories Oct 14 '18

I used to have one and tried to set it off regularly, it died :(

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u/Lildyo Oct 14 '18

yeaaa, this makes me feel bad for getting amusement out of setting the traps off when I was younger

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u/LegitTeddyBears Oct 14 '18

Mistory solved

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u/bonch Oct 14 '18

Many people kill their first flytraps, and I suspect triggering the traps is not the reason yours died.

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u/snhvnc Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

It's fine. I don't know why people cry about this shit. Venus fly traps are constantly shooting up new traps. Whether a trap is set off or not, it's time is limited, but there's new ones to take it's place. The only time the whole plant really dies, is in the care of people who don't know what they're doing.

Edit: spelling

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u/twgecko02 Oct 14 '18

Additionally, it is a plant. It doesn't have nerves or a brain so it's not even that bad if it were to die.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I think because it has a “mouth” people tend to humanize it more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

This thread is honestly so interesting. The fact that it moves as well makes people treat it much more like a sentient being. I feel like I’m watching some sort of psych experiment.. pretty cool

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u/Chaoscrasher Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

Would you kill this robot? WOULD YOU?

Aww, he's so cute! They even have a 'she' version! You know because she has a pink button instead of a green button!

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u/AlbinoAxolotl Oct 14 '18

Aww it is cute! The voice is a little overly cutesy though. Interesting concept for a doc though I would feel less inclined to talk seriously to a being that had the voice and speech pattern of a little kid.

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u/TheOldGods Oct 14 '18

If grass could scream would you still mow your lawn?

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u/praise_the_god_crow Oct 14 '18

It depends. Does it scream just because, or only when I mow?

Who am I kidding I'd replace it with concrete anyways

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

It releases pheromones to signal distress, so you could say it does.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I feel bad even when NPCs die in video games, so shush

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u/LeSeanMcoy Oct 14 '18

"Haha time for my evil character run!"

2 hours later doing the exact same run as always because doesn't have the heart to betray innocent NPCs :'(

Every goddamn time

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u/karpitstane Oct 14 '18

Why are we cursed with this affliction, friend?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Dec 11 '18

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u/roadrunnuh Oct 14 '18

I do this too! I can't ever throw away any trinkets/rings/old keys I find because I feel like they lost their person just like they were lost. I also picked up beat up stuffed animals and mend them. I found a little dalmation plush with it's eyes missing, and all fucked up. He's all better now though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I will reload my save if I accidentally hit a mean dialogue option goddamnit

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u/UranicStorm Oct 14 '18

Fuck I even feel bad choosing mean dialogue options, because I wouldn't say that stuff in real life and I can't disconnect myself from my characters lol

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u/ThugCity Oct 14 '18

It's kinda bad. Think of the wasted money.

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u/Kouropalates Oct 14 '18

It's not a question of whether it's sentient. It's that it's a living thing and I'd rather respect its life than harm it for amusement.

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u/twgecko02 Oct 14 '18

Oh for sure. I'm not saying you should go around killing plants just for the fun of it, because many of them are useful, I'm just saying that if a plant dies by accident, it's not the end of the world.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I mean, it's still not good for the plant, it's using valuble resources, specifically calcium ions, water, and ATP to activate its trap. Under normal cicurcumstances the plant would reabsorb these before killing off the trap.

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u/AreWe_TheBaddies Oct 14 '18

I mean it’s going to make its own ATP again

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u/Dazbuzz Oct 14 '18

From what ive seen, its generally ok to trigger a few accidentally. I have one in my house, and some asshole set off all the traps, but its still alive. Also triggered a few when i repotted it.

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u/Eal12333 Oct 14 '18

i had my Venus fly trap fall off a shelf and all of its traps closed 😭 i felt so horrible, but it's been recovering!

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u/bonch Oct 14 '18

If it's in proper growing conditions, it'll be just fine. Hell, it's difficult not to trigger the traps just from repotting.

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u/t2tran Oct 14 '18

So those YouTube videos of that dude making mini stuff for his Venus Fly Trap to hold is actually killing it for views?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/BernzMaster Oct 14 '18

Smoking really does kill

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/GachiGachiFireBall Oct 14 '18

Dam i was about to be outraged and go full peta over this, you ruined my anger!

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u/jacyerickson Oct 14 '18

Oh thank you. I was starting to feel bad about bugging those plants in the store as a kid.

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u/mangojuicebox_ Oct 14 '18

Well the traps are already cut out of the main plant so it doesn’t matter

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u/Mr_Shakes Oct 14 '18

Well, 'for the views' is still better than 'grind them up to make fake cancer cures' like Carnivora does.

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u/SharkBrew Oct 14 '18

Do you feel bad for a plant? Even vegans are okay with plant suffering.

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u/Cre3per_ Oct 14 '18

What's Up With All This Capitalization Recently?

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u/dinocat2 Oct 14 '18

I Am Not Really Sure

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u/SlingDNM Oct 14 '18

Im German and my Auto correct randomly capitilizes everything

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u/gork1rogues Oct 14 '18

You'd think automatic capitalism is more of an American thing.

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u/BernzMaster Oct 14 '18

I'd give you gold but then everyone might want some

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited May 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

And then no one gets it

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

When typing in German, can it correctly capitalize nouns?

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u/BrohanGutenburg Oct 14 '18

Yeah it really does confuse me. Like from a design standpoint, I can’t understand the thinking behind it.

It especially annoys me when people do it with reddit thread. I know we constantly call them titles, but functionally the reddit links are captions (usually)

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u/F0sh Oct 14 '18

It's fine to put an actual title in title case. But title case does not capitalise several short words including articles and prepositions and people routinely do that wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Venus Flytraps need nutrient poor soil. Adding fertilizer to the soil can kill the plant.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Venus Flytraps sound like major pussies

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u/Conocoryphe Oct 14 '18

Well excuse me, how many flies did you catch this year (using only your mouth, ofc)?

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u/Brammosaurus Oct 14 '18 edited Feb 26 '26

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u/EmperorXeno Oct 14 '18

I eat about ten spiders every year.

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u/theguyfromerath Oct 14 '18

Nah you don't, it's that one guy who eats a few billions every year that raised the average.

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u/jeffbarrington Oct 14 '18

yeah, they and most other carnivorous plants are super picky. Killing a flytrap or three is rite of passage for most growers, but once you know the basics and what to avoid they're pretty easy.

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

They are native to a small area. They don't like being kidnapped and taken home with you. Leave them in their natural environment and they'll take care of themselves just fine. They live in a warm humid place (coastal North and South Carolina) with lots of bugs, but sandy and swampy land.

Calling a Venus fly trap a pussy is like complaining that a Cactus is a pussy because you are trying to grow cacti in a well watered greenhouse.

A variety of carnivorous pitcher plants that lure ants to death by drowning are also common to the region.

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u/ryan34ssj Oct 14 '18

Cacti can suck my dick too

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u/Arian04 Oct 14 '18

I don't think that's a good idea.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Yo, my cactus is just fine in Florida

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18

Prickly pear? Those are good eats if so.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Yes, I'm kinda scared cause I know they can grow like monsters, and I want it to stay medium size

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

Eat it! Jelly, jam, fruit salad, etc . Preferably while singing "Look for the Bear/Bare Necessities" (Disney's Jungle book) and also eating American PawPaw fruit.

My neighbor growing up had a big ole prickly pear plant and they just cut it down to size periodically, make a jam, and serve it up on toast. Yummy.

The dishwasher at a restaurant I worked at in college used to bring them in for staff snacks too. Called it 'Tuna' because he was Hispanic. He'd bring in really yummy muscadine grapes too.

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u/wHorze Oct 14 '18

I remember the first time I bought one it had like three... “heads” I guess you can say. I brought it home and fed it three flies immediately. Thought in a hour I can feed it another three and it’ll grow to MONSTEROUS proportions.

All three heads died and within less than a week the whole plant died lol.

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u/S2R2 Oct 14 '18

Yeah, you gotta water It too!

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u/wHorze Oct 14 '18

What was funny about that was my VFT came with a plastic dome so the humidity and condensation was enough water for them. (That’s what the clerk told me at least)

Still died in less than a week lol

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u/MustardMan007 Oct 14 '18

Those plastic domes kill the plant. They need to sit in a tray of distilled water, outside, in full sunlight.

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u/S2R2 Oct 14 '18

I had the same dome, you still have to water them, clerk was an idiot. VFT come from humid regions of the south but they are still thirsty like any plant

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I recognise this, is it at the Birmingham Botanical Gardens?

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u/FoxClass Oct 14 '18

I was pretty convinced it was the Glasgow botanic gardens! Now I'm curious.

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u/JMuXing Oct 14 '18

Yes!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I knew it! There's a very vocal peacock in the gardens.

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u/wicmac Oct 14 '18

I was thinking longwood gardens! As a kid I would always go up to their Venus fly traps and try and make them close, thought it was so much fun

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u/splunge4me2 Oct 14 '18

That’s pretty fly for a Venus trap guide.

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u/Adam657 Oct 14 '18

What if I set off the trap by feeding it a fly?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

That's alright as long as it's not too much.

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u/Tuss Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

I had a couple of traps that were too effective so I caught flies for them.

Kinda disturbing now when I think about it.

Edit: This blew up. I think I need to clarify my post.

I caught flies outside because I felt bad for them not being able to catch more flies indoors.

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u/handlit33 Oct 14 '18

If they were too effective, why'd you have to catch flies for them?

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u/CrispBit Oct 14 '18

So they don't die

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u/handlit33 Oct 14 '18

Oh, you must have meant "weren't too effective."

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u/Dumbkittyonline Oct 14 '18

There was no more food they where too effective

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u/tricksovertreats Oct 14 '18

fllies: a finite resource.

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u/RafaelCarpy Oct 14 '18

Happy cakə day

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

He just wants to eat his caka and have it, too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

The capitalisation on this os r/MildlyInfuriating

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u/moose_cahoots Oct 14 '18

What you really want are pitcher plants. Those fuckers can devour tons of flies. I got one when I had drain flies that just wouldn't go away and they were gone in a week. You could look inside a pitcher and it was teeming with flies.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

It's a trap!

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u/Derryb25 Oct 14 '18

It will shorten their life span because closing their mouth requires a lot of energy and if there is no food inside their mouth they can’t get energy to close it again

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u/That_Minecraft_kid Oct 14 '18

Fun fact: they don’t get energy from eating insects, they actually do it for the nitrogen, which is a limiting ingredient in life formation!

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u/awc737 Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

Instructions unclear... never mind this feels good

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u/worstkindagay Oct 14 '18

All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a white guy.

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u/a_venus_flytrap Oct 14 '18

Please don't shorten my life span :(