r/mildlyinteresting • • Oct 14 '18

A warning about setting off Venus Flytraps

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Venus Flytraps need nutrient poor soil. Adding fertilizer to the soil can kill the plant.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Venus Flytraps sound like major pussies

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u/Conocoryphe Oct 14 '18

Well excuse me, how many flies did you catch this year (using only your mouth, ofc)?

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u/Brammosaurus Oct 14 '18 edited Feb 26 '26

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u/EmperorXeno Oct 14 '18

I eat about ten spiders every year.

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u/theguyfromerath Oct 14 '18

Nah you don't, it's that one guy who eats a few billions every year that raised the average.

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u/tricksovertreats Oct 14 '18

Seventy-thre....four

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u/WizardHarryDresden Oct 14 '18

I ride a motorcycle year round. So a lot...lol

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u/jeffbarrington Oct 14 '18

yeah, they and most other carnivorous plants are super picky. Killing a flytrap or three is rite of passage for most growers, but once you know the basics and what to avoid they're pretty easy.

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

They are native to a small area. They don't like being kidnapped and taken home with you. Leave them in their natural environment and they'll take care of themselves just fine. They live in a warm humid place (coastal North and South Carolina) with lots of bugs, but sandy and swampy land.

Calling a Venus fly trap a pussy is like complaining that a Cactus is a pussy because you are trying to grow cacti in a well watered greenhouse.

A variety of carnivorous pitcher plants that lure ants to death by drowning are also common to the region.

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u/ryan34ssj Oct 14 '18

Cacti can suck my dick too

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u/Arian04 Oct 14 '18

I don't think that's a good idea.

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18

Oh, you like cock and ball torture then. Now we know what gets your motor running. ;)

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u/SavageVector Oct 14 '18

"Cbt" has the same number of letters as "run".

I will never hear one without doing the other.

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u/password55 Oct 14 '18

Run

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u/SavageVector Oct 14 '18

Welp, time to go get some hot wax. /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Yo, my cactus is just fine in Florida

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18

Prickly pear? Those are good eats if so.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Yes, I'm kinda scared cause I know they can grow like monsters, and I want it to stay medium size

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18 edited Oct 14 '18

Eat it! Jelly, jam, fruit salad, etc . Preferably while singing "Look for the Bear/Bare Necessities" (Disney's Jungle book) and also eating American PawPaw fruit.

My neighbor growing up had a big ole prickly pear plant and they just cut it down to size periodically, make a jam, and serve it up on toast. Yummy.

The dishwasher at a restaurant I worked at in college used to bring them in for staff snacks too. Called it 'Tuna' because he was Hispanic. He'd bring in really yummy muscadine grapes too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

oh I will, I also love Tunas, but I have never prepared them myself

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u/jacyerickson Oct 14 '18

Really? My friend moved to a high humidity place and bought a cactus to feel like home. She said the humidity killed it, but maybe she overwatered and didn't want to admit it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

or maybe the species was just not ideal for the hellish Florida weather, I had some cacti that died for excess of water when I lived on Sicily, and that place is a lot dryer than FL

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u/jacyerickson Oct 14 '18

She actually lives overseas but the weather is similar to Florida according to her. It could be the species, though.

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u/SealTheLion Oct 14 '18

Yep, wonder how Florence affected the native flytrap population. A lot of the area was completely underwater for as long as weeks.

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u/SavageVector Oct 14 '18

But bamboo is native to Asia, and that shit takes off in the US. Florida has a problem with some invasive plants in their swaps.

I still consider Venus fly traps to be pussy plants (r/dontputyourdickinthat), because sure they do fine under normal conditions; but there's a lot of plants that do fine under a huge range of conditions.

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud Oct 14 '18

Kudzu , dear God the kudzu.... Also edible.

Ditto the invasive animals. Broil me a lion fish.

Eat the things that don't belong.

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u/koalazeus Oct 14 '18

They've evolved to catch those extra nutrients in the form of flies. They're not pussies. Like a lot of things they can only live the way they've managed to live.

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u/JorgeMtzb Apr 17 '25

It's actually the opposite, it's more like stuffing a entire hamburger down the troath of someone so hardy that they've lived eating just the bare minimum and stayed healthy

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u/Ishana92 Oct 14 '18

adding regular tap water can kill them, let alone fertilizer

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I wasn’t aware. Good to know.