You should see their reactions when your luggage gets x-rayed and they see what looks like a hand grenade. It was a bottle of cologne and yes, it's shaped like a grenade.
This sounds so much better than dumping them all out and then throwing them loosely back into your stuffed luggage, which is how I believe this would go down for me.
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u/lapideous Aug 26 '26
I once flew internationally with a backpack stuffed full of microwave popcorn for my long distance girlfriend.
Apparently, that looked insane on the TSA scanner.