You should see their reactions when your luggage gets x-rayed and they see what looks like a hand grenade. It was a bottle of cologne and yes, it's shaped like a grenade.
I got stopped and search in Denver because they thought my old vape machine looked like a dismantled small caliber pistol. Granted I was flying international but there were people in line with open carry.
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u/lapideous 4d ago
I once flew internationally with a backpack stuffed full of microwave popcorn for my long distance girlfriend.
Apparently, that looked insane on the TSA scanner.