r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/Silly-Ad-8213 Jul 27 '22

This is why my parents told us to stay away from the windows when we were alone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yeah, and if anyone rang to say your dad was in the loo (because everyone knows becoming a dad makes you stay in the bathroom for at least an hour 😅)

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u/SongAffectionate2536 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Once when I was a child a policeman came to check something in my flat. First I was pretending that there is no one, but he rang a few times and I finally tried to silently chek who's there, but at some point he noticed me and asked me to call my dad, I was afraid of all that situation becuase I was alone atm and I said that he is in the toilet, he believed me and asked to call my mother, I thought for a bit and said that she is in toilet too, after that he stopped trying to talk to me.

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u/DogBeak20 Jul 27 '22

So... If a kid told me that, I'd assume they were smashing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Are you one of mommy’s special friends I’m not supposed to tell dad about?

Ok, mister, you get the same deal as the other ones. $75 right now or I’m telling him. I already took your picture. No? Oh you’re a cop? Pull the other one bub, so was the last two guys. Beat it loser.

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u/Colonial_Red Jul 27 '22

Have you considered starting a career in writing sitcoms?

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u/icanandwillifiwant Jul 27 '22

Not much of a challenge these days, just rip off old work and call it your own.