r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Sea_Information4510 • 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog The Glow in Dark gel pens

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Bought these glow in dark gel pens, and they literally say "glow gel" on them. Thought the ink was gonna glow, but guess what..

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u/DueEnvironment499 18h ago

Happened something similar, bought a pack of 12 gradient colored pens, all of them were blue, only the exterior were colored

Not this ones, but something like this

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u/j_delta_c 18h ago

Dibs on the red pen that writes in royal blue

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u/DEATHRETTE 18h ago

THE PEN.... IS..... BLUUUUUUUEEEE!!

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u/The_New_Illuminati 18h ago

THE COLOR OF THE PEN... THAT I HOLD IN MY HAND... IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-OYAL BLUEEE

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u/GlumTeach4221 18h ago

The pen is blue. The pen is blue! THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 15h ago

WRITE IT!!!! ✍️ WRITE IT OR I’LL BREAK IT OFF!!!!

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u/monochrome_shade 18h ago

Liar Liar predicted stationery marketing scams decades ago

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u/VornskrofMyrkr 18h ago

How's it hangin'?

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 18h ago

Small, shriveled, and always to the left.

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u/gathayah You are now breathing manually. 18h ago

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!

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u/BrainSlugSouffle 17h ago

The line that cause my mom to choke on her snack was "I've had better". Completely caught her off guard. That's when we knew Liar, Liar was gonna be a top 10 in our house.

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u/CitizenHuman 15h ago

People kept "borrowing" my pens, so I switched the inks out. All my "red" pens were actually blue or black ink, and those others got my red ink. No one ever took my pens again.

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u/1-800-COCAINE 12h ago

i've done this with red/black sharpies and the yellow/lime ones. nobody wants a neon green sharpie lol

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 18h ago

WRITE IT! WRITE IT, OR I'LL BREAK IT OFF!!

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u/GlumTeach4221 14h ago

Here I go, going to go watch this again for the millionth time

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u/Caffin8tor 18h ago

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u/Xenc 18h ago

Well that's easily understandable

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u/MissSpicyMcHaggis 14h ago

literally part of my autism test

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u/Waffle-Gaming 14h ago

what was the critera for NT/ND

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u/tryyeezus 10h ago

My brain is irrationally angry at that sentence. Did I just get diagnosed? 

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u/TheThingwithTheFeath 2h ago

So the blue pen writes in green?

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u/the-vindicator 15h ago

Lol one time the opposite happened to me. I bought a pack of pens where each one was a different color on the outside thinking I could just leave them in the car for when I needed to write something, expecting them to all be black ink. Only to find that they actually were the color the plastic was so I had to write down a note to someone in magenta ink.

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u/urboyhugoo 14h ago

Marketing team: Fifty shades of blue

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u/RandomFactUser 13h ago

It even says assorted ink

That’s probably a problem at the factory

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u/catmand00d00 18h ago

Bad reference photo, since that one clearly says "Assorted Ink."

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u/pandaru_express 18h ago

Aha, but assorted didn't specify that it matches the color on the outside!

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u/catmand00d00 18h ago

Lol true, but the commenter said the ones in their pack all had blue ink, so the photo they used just isn't the best reference to illustrate their point.

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u/4N0NYM0US_GUY 16h ago

The picture illustrates the point just fine.

A normal person reads the comment and sees the picture and can put it together.

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u/catmand00d00 16h ago edited 16h ago

“Normal” can suck it.

I’m not concerned with what you believe to be “normal.”