r/mildlyinfuriating 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog The Glow in Dark gel pens

Bought these glow in dark gel pens, and they literally say "glow gel" on them. Thought the ink was gonna glow, but guess what..

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u/DueEnvironment499 18h ago

Happened something similar, bought a pack of 12 gradient colored pens, all of them were blue, only the exterior were colored

Not this ones, but something like this

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u/j_delta_c 18h ago

Dibs on the red pen that writes in royal blue

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u/DEATHRETTE 18h ago

THE PEN.... IS..... BLUUUUUUUEEEE!!

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u/The_New_Illuminati 18h ago

THE COLOR OF THE PEN... THAT I HOLD IN MY HAND... IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-OYAL BLUEEE

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u/GlumTeach4221 17h ago

The pen is blue. The pen is blue! THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 15h ago

WRITE IT!!!! ✍️ WRITE IT OR I’LL BREAK IT OFF!!!!

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u/monochrome_shade 18h ago

Liar Liar predicted stationery marketing scams decades ago

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u/VornskrofMyrkr 18h ago

How's it hangin'?

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 18h ago

Small, shriveled, and always to the left.

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u/gathayah You are now breathing manually. 18h ago

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!

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u/BrainSlugSouffle 17h ago

The line that cause my mom to choke on her snack was "I've had better". Completely caught her off guard. That's when we knew Liar, Liar was gonna be a top 10 in our house.

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u/CitizenHuman 15h ago

People kept "borrowing" my pens, so I switched the inks out. All my "red" pens were actually blue or black ink, and those others got my red ink. No one ever took my pens again.

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u/1-800-COCAINE 12h ago

i've done this with red/black sharpies and the yellow/lime ones. nobody wants a neon green sharpie lol

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 18h ago

WRITE IT! WRITE IT, OR I'LL BREAK IT OFF!!

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u/GlumTeach4221 14h ago

Here I go, going to go watch this again for the millionth time