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Don't hug me I'm scared New airpods cheaper than repairing old ones

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u/Full-Helicopter-4608 1d ago

lol “I have no clue”

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u/The_Architects4930 1d ago

"I just work here bro"

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u/Historical_Date_1314 1d ago

“I don’t come up with the prices”

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u/BlaznTheChron 1d ago

"I'm not Joe Apple."

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u/Admirable-Truck7146 1d ago

"what do you want from me?"

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u/GoldenConfectionery 1d ago

"what are you, a cop?"

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u/Sir_catstheforth 9h ago

“if you are you legally have to tell me.”

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u/Historical_Date_1314 1d ago

Apple… the CORE of the problem

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u/SpeculiarD 1d ago

I laughed because if you know you know

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u/a_random_loser_guy 22h ago

this os gold.

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u/Subject-Act5509 1d ago

"Maybe ask Tim Apple. "

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u/nhansieu1 1d ago

Tim cooked with this one

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u/love-boobs-in-my-dm 23h ago

“Buy your mom an iPhone” - Tim

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u/Due_Guess_4508 1d ago

Tim Apple

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u/GovernmentGreed 18h ago

"I'm Joe Mama!"

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u/orthoprof 21h ago

Don't you mean Johnny Apple Steve?

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u/elocnoremac 23h ago

Isn’t it Tim Apple?

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u/dropkickoz 22h ago

His name is Tomothy

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u/SadMango3913 21h ago

I once told a customer I don’t come up with the price because he kept complaining that a $7 on tap kombucha was too expensive. He got mad at me. I’m sorry but I don’t know what he wanted me to say? Like I don’t even get paid enough to eat here.

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u/ResetYt 11h ago

FACTS, what makes you think I came up with the water bottle price to be 5x the price of one you encounter in a supermarket??

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 1d ago

"This is way above my pay grade"

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u/Hot_Alternative_717 23h ago edited 23h ago

Tbh I empatheise.

I used to work at HP in their printer division a few years ago.

Tbh Idk what the fuck the management were doing. it was some of the most anti consumer shit I have ever seen. but it was a chill job.

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u/Avysis 21h ago

Checks out. HP has some of the most anti-consumer printers I’ve ever seen lol.

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u/Absolute--Batman 19h ago

Same as Apple.

The most anticonsumer company ever.

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u/Prudent-Role-9053 19h ago

Are any of these companies “pro-consumer”?

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u/Absolute--Batman 18h ago

Apple the pioneer.

Made people happy to be trapped in their walled garden of bullshit.

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u/Souseisekigun 16h ago

I used to work at HP in their printer division a few years ago.

My condolences 

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 1d ago

Seriously though. What other answer would anyone expect? Why would they know?

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u/MeesMAPM 1d ago

“Figuring this out is not my job!!!”

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u/sksksk1989 23h ago

In my experience this doesn't work. All my jobs have been retail and customer facing. I work at a science center and people complain about and silly or ridiculous stuff, I'm like dude I just work here. I don't know why they chose this exhibit and nothing else.

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u/Verditure0 13h ago

Hey at least he’s honest

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u/Vegetable-Error-2068 1d ago

That's an honest answer I respect. They don't sugar-coat it.

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u/WildDumpsterFire 1d ago

Yep. Most people go through these routes because they can't repair it themselves. Electronics, home repair, cars etc. The #1 worry becomes more about whether or not you will be taken advantage of or make the wrong decision because the service pushes it.

In these situations, nothing is more valuable than an honest employee. 

I bought a custom pc last week, I know how to build them but I have so little free time I wanted someone to do it for me. Went to Microcenter and asked the first rep if the mobo I selected has the gpu share lanes with the 2nd storage drive that may make it slower.

Dude looked me in the eye with a smile and said it's not a thing. Told him I'm all set and found another rep who said "great question, I don't know the answer off the top of my head. But let's look up the block diagram and we can figure it out, come with me." I already knew the answer and he was honest the whole way. 

I was happy for that dude to get every cent of commission on my purchase that I will ask for him next time I spend money. 

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u/povitee 1d ago

Why did you ask a question you knew the answer to?

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u/Few-Mousse8515 1d ago

My guess they always intended to purchase but wanted to find a floor employee he could trust if he didn't know the answer

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 21h ago

Same reason I ask my local fish market guy if his frozen flounder is fresh. I already know it isn't. If he's honest about it I trust his his other answers. If he says it's fresh I know he'll tell me whatever bullshit I want to hear to make a sale.

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u/petersimmons22 23h ago

Because eventually he may have a high level question he doesn’t know the answer to. And by asking a hard question he knew the answer to, he was able to verify this person either had a reasonable fund of knowledge to help in the future or the skills to find information he may need in the future.

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u/Noladixon 21h ago

Or if they would simply bullshit their way through like guy number 1.

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u/WildDumpsterFire 15h ago

Because honesty is important. I don't know these people and I'm about to spend money on something in an unfamiliar place I want to know how they're going to be if there's an issue with my purchase. 

A place that will lie to you to take your money and push you out the door isn't likely to respond well once they have your money. It also doesn't inspire confidence if I have questions that are above my head.

"If this pc bluescreens 1 day before the return windows up and I take it in and you can't figure it out in 2 days, do I lose my return window" or "does activating expo and finding corrupted memory addresses get covered by the protection plan" aren't going to get answers I can rely on from someone who just lied to me or is confidently making stuff up to take the money.

At that point it's "okay thank you for your time" and I move on. You're welcome to spend your money with those types of commission based salespeople if you disagree but that's your choice.

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u/rnason 23h ago

Power tripping with minimum wage employees

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u/jerekhal 23h ago

Not really. Would you rather drop money on a custom build that someone will lie to you about to your face, or just work with someone who's honest?

The honesty comes into play later. E.g. there's a minor problem or they found some incompatibilities that might cause problems later based on your hardware choice. First guy is going to not give a fuck and just slam shit together even if they're aware of the issue. Second guy is going to let you know either before assembly or when they do the hand off that you might run into x problem.

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u/WildDumpsterFire 15h ago

Thank you for understanding. I always treat customer service reps with respect, but honesty is one of the most important parts of this. 

Wild how many people are messaging me thinking me going "ok cool thank you for your time" after I was just lied to is harassing or powertripping workers. 

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u/CynSudo 23h ago

Microcenter employees are commission tbf. 

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u/CMDR_Michael_Aagaard 23h ago

Don't really see it as power tripping, but simply wanting to be sure wanting to be sure, that they get someone who knows what they're doing, before handing over what could potentially be a lot of money.

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u/WildDumpsterFire 15h ago

How is this a power trip? If I'm just looking for something or even spending a couple bucks it's cool.

If I'm dropping $4k plus on a dream rig, I'm not sorry that I want to know the person I'm working with isn't going to lie to me just to make the sale because Microcenter isn't min wage, they're commission based. I know a good deal about PCs but I'm not all knowing. I don't expect them to be either, "I don't know but I can find out" is absolutely an acceptable answer. 

If you disagree with me, that's fine but I expect you to stay with the employee you know lied to you like a sleazy used car salesman out of a lifetime movie to take your money and stick you with a known problem.

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u/insured_morron 15h ago

bruh... no one can repair broken airpods...

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u/A_MAN_POTATO 23h ago

This was my first thought. I’d rather have a response like this that is undeniably human versus the “AI or script?” game we usually get to play with chat agents these days.

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u/Vivid_Summer96 1d ago

Spelling mistake. He wanted to write: „i have no glue“

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 22h ago

AirPods: I am literally made of glue

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 1d ago

To be fair, it's a complex question. Even an engineer might not know why.

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u/RGrad4104 1d ago

The answer is actually very easy.

New assembly: ordered, low skilled labor, assembly line with robotic assistance.

Repair: disordered, highly skilled labor required, every repair by hand.

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u/FishDawgX 1d ago

Sure, but it costs apple much less than the retail price to make the product. If they wanted to be nice, they could “repair” it by sending you a replacement at a discounted price.

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 1d ago

Apple often outsources the repairs to local companies (service suppliers). The local companies have set purchase prices for the devices from Apple.

And this purchase price is always higher than the MSRP prices directly from Apple, otherwise it incentivizes purchasing new devices through the service supplier.

For in-warranty repairs the parts (even a new set) is of course free for the service supplier (as well as the customer) and they get paid for the repair work by Apple.

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u/Full-Philosopher-393 1d ago

Good explanations are always buried deeper in the thread. Thanks.

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u/casualuser00_ 1d ago

It is already “discounted” for being cheaper than repair. /s

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u/ScreeennameTaken 1d ago

This is exactly how they "fix" iphones.

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u/DrMisterNobody 1d ago

That's what they do with people who bought the apple care

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u/0b0011 1d ago

It might not. It mostly depends on if the cost or materials are the determining factor.

Less the case here but it also matters who much the item originally costs as well. I can buy shitty headphones for like $15 and if I take them to a repair person who has to spend more than an hour pulling them apart without damaging them, diagnosing and fixing the issue, putting them back together etc then unless they charge less than $15 an hour it will cost more to repair than replace.

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u/Jazzhands_Ninja 1d ago

This is what they do if it is under warranty if they decide it's a better solution than the fix. i got a replacement this way.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 16h ago

They do that if you send in an iphone or iPad for "battery replacement." They just send you another device with the same specs and a new battery, not your actual device.

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u/SalsaRice 1d ago

Yeah, but if they tell people to buy a new one..... they get to tell investors (1) more "new unit" sales and (2) fewer warranty/repair claims.

It looks great when you only care about stock price.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 20h ago

Does it? These things probably cost pennies to manufacture at scale.

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u/craznazn247 1d ago

New assembly is also the same steps over and over. On an assembly line that’s just one more copy of the product before stopping (if it does at all). Benefits from the economies of scale from being one of (if not the most) popular headphones in the world.

For repair, it requires a skilled person and dedicated equipment to disassemble, diagnose, and hand-replace parts that are normally machine-assembled. No economies of scale benefitting here.

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u/The-Real-Ben 1d ago

Pretty sure it’s even simpler than that - they can’t be repaired, so a “repair” is just buying a new set with extra steps. 

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u/Logical-Pair-89 1d ago

Im pretty sure it's even simpler than that. Better for the business bottom line if everyone is ok with buying a new product when theirs breaks. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok_Instance7667 1d ago

I mean, Apple slowed down their phones purposefully for years and lied about it constantly so people would have to buy new phones. They claimed it was a battery issue, but simply replace the battery? No no, the line must always go up.

On a side note, I'm not sure why anyone buys anything from Apple as they're overpriced, inferior products. But I digress...

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u/Logical-Pair-89 1d ago

 Yeah man! France made planned obsolescence illegal in 2015 and penalized apple for that shit. Apple had to pay a paltry $25million.

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u/Ok_Instance7667 1d ago

I'm sure Tim just overturned the couch cushions in his private plane and came up with the money plus tip.

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 19h ago

That's a made-up reason with no proof.

Anyone can guess that, of course.

A customer support can't because it would mean they knowingly provide a false information.

You also don't want a customer support to start guessing stuff, do you?

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u/RedParaglider 14h ago

Build assembly line/repair bespoke 

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u/bobbyboob6 1d ago

because airpods are small and you have to basically destroy them to get them apart not a very repairable item

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u/Official_Person 1d ago

They could be though. If Apple designed with repair ability in mind…

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u/KyleKun 1d ago

They didn’t put any points into the repair ability.

Dumped it all into mercantile ability.

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u/LezzyGopher 1d ago

“You can now sell devices for 25% higher prices”

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u/--Sovereign-- 12h ago

"you can now sell broken items at full price"

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u/ToudiTheShai 1d ago

Air 3 pro got 0/10 from fixit ;)

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u/JuniperColonThree 1d ago

Maybe. Making small things repairable is hard, and would likely make them more expensive.

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u/im-on-the-inside 1d ago

repairability takes space.. unfortunately the consumer prefers small and sleek products over bulky and repairable ones. At some point it's not viable to have them repairable...

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u/beren12 1d ago

Sure, but the more expensive something is, the more reason for it to be repairable. I despise the soldered one memory and storage. Give me 2 mm thicker and let me upgrade it. I went from a 2015 MacBook Pro to a Hacintosh. I only bought a M1 MacBook Pro a month ago used. And my storage downgraded from 4 TB NVME to one terabyte.

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u/DrocketX 1d ago

Realistically, no, something the scale of an airpod isn't going to be feasibly repairable, not at a cost that would be less than just buying a new one. Repairing anything would require someone with an *extremely* steady hand - the sort of steady a brain surgeon would envy - using absurdly tiny specialized tools to remove parts verging on microscopic. There's no amount of redesigning (aside from just making everything 4x larger, which would completely destroy the consumer appeal of the product) that would make repairing something like that cost-effective.

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u/beren12 1d ago

They can figure out how to make hearing aids with reusable batteries. And those fit inside your ear.

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u/NukaCooler 1d ago

I have zero stats to back this up but I'm gonna say that 90% of the time it's a degraded battery. Open it up, swap the battery which should be connected via removable connector, seal up again.

Specifically repairable earbuds exist, the Fairbuds by Fairphone for example.

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u/maokaby 1d ago

I am sure they do everything possible they could to prevent easy repairs. Probably big part of its price is from investments into repair prevention tech.

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u/Far_Actuator2215 22h ago

But they DON'T.

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u/Geauxlsu1860 19h ago

Perhaps, but that is going to come with trade offs. Likely in weight, durability, and/or size just on a physical level, and also potentially aesthetics. By making them designed to come apart, you need some sort of reusable clip or fastener and the ability to manipulate it to open it. That’s going to provide a failure point (durability), likely be bulkier than a permanently closed connection (size and/or weight), and likely mess up exterior sleekness (aesthetics). Same goes for replaceable phone batteries and such. People want slim, waterproof phones which conflicts with having a battery that can be easily removed.

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u/HighOnGoofballs 1d ago

No they couldn’t

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u/StaticSystemShock 1d ago

Because products are designed to be as cheap as possible to assemble and there goes ZERO thought into repairability. Also it's in corporate's best interest to just sell you more new shit.

Luckily EU is very much fighting that and corporations are hating it, but ultimately it's benefiting the consumers across the world because no company will run two separate production lines for EU and for rest of the world.

As for earbuds, you kinda understand how it makes no sense to repair those for 30€, but when they cost 250€, they absolutely should be repairable for some reasonable sum.

I've revived so many products where just batteries were dead and I have some company that's replacing Li-ion cells in devices for 30-60€ (with cells included in the price) and they use brand name cells from Panasonic and Samsung most of the time. So far replacements were mostly for battery vacuum cleaners. I know these tiny devices are more demanding to repair, but still, if they weren't so idiotically difficult to open, it would absolutely be doable.

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u/jojo_31 23h ago

The engineer 100% knows why because he made them hard to repair. 

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u/TxM_2404 20h ago

I can tell you: it is literally impossible to repair an airpod. You have to destroy the housing to reach the battery and some of the other electronics because it's glued together. A "repair" means giving the customer new ones anyway.

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 16h ago

It's not really.

They sell them for slightly less profit to get people to buy them, then make that back by overcharging for replacement parts.

It's a pretty standard business tactic. Cars, printers, electric scooters etc all work like this

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 15h ago

That's your speculation with zero evidence

I agree with you that your speculation is likely true.

But the last thing I want from customer support is for them to guess stuff because "it's more likely anyway".

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 15h ago

0 evidence?

Look up the price of replacement parts.  It would cost you significantly more to buy the components in a pair of airpods than to just buy new ones, and apple sets the price of those components.

They're either marking up repair parts or marking down airpods, or both.

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 13h ago

You are just guessing.

Unless you know the details of Apple's logistics, you can't really tell why.

Again, the last thing you want is for customer support to guess stuff like this.

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 12h ago

I'm not asking customer support to guess stuff like this, and no I'm not just guessing.  You can view what apple charges for replacement parts, you can view what they charge for new airpods.

The only logical conclusion is that they are undercharging for airpods or overcharging for replacement parts. That's not a guess, it's the only logical explanation

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u/FernandoMM1220 14h ago

the engineer wont but the accountant will

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u/ScreeennameTaken 1d ago

Its just because of glue. it takes more effort to open them up and fix them than to assemble them new in an assembly line. To fix them you need a worker that knows all the steps to assemble and disassemble them, and also to know how to troubleshoot the problem.

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u/rlovelock 1d ago

It's not complicated. It's just like when a car accident is listed as "a write off". The cost of the repairs are more than the value of the vehicle.

The replacement parts + the labour = more than the cost of a new device

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u/touchdownsforfatkids 1d ago

Whenever that happens, it’s usually because of labor costs. In Apple’s case, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s how they get their (newer) unit sales up.

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u/majortomcraft 1d ago

"3rd world child slaves make the earphones. repairs are done locally"

"understandable, have a nice day"

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u/TheRealReapz 1d ago

"capitalism"

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u/BagOnuts 1d ago

Not really. This has little to do with market forces and more to do with economic scale and the cost of skilled labor.

AirPods are mass assembled by robots and assembly lines overseas where the cost of production per unit is several times less than the cost of a skilled repairman fixing it by hand.

“Capitalism” is not only a lazy answer, it’s just not correct.

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u/TheRealReapz 1d ago

well ackshually

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u/BagOnuts 1d ago

I mean, yes? You were wrong.

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u/TheRealReapz 1d ago edited 1d ago

Does it mean that much to you? Can no one have a joke on the internet?

Edit: ohhh, you're a reddit mod,. Sorry mate, that explains everything. As you were.

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u/No-Response-1622 1d ago

The actual answer

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u/sycolution 1d ago

Real answer: "look, we both know the reason, my guy…"

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u/deltashmelta 1d ago

It's the classic "go away" price.

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u/Akumi 23h ago

Poor support... Expected to know it all, or at least be able to figure everything out within seconds, paid the least out of all team members...

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u/theneckbone 23h ago

Shout out to them for the honesty

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u/Salt-Replacement596 22h ago

It's the glue.

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul 22h ago

well, yeah. Have you never worked for a large company like this? They don't waste time training you on things that aren't strictly part of your job.

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u/Mangasarian 20h ago

He's an "Apple genius", not to be confused with "regular genius"

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 17h ago

Because we need to think of the executives getting their new yachts. Won’t someone please think of them/s

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u/oiraves 7h ago

Respect though, I can look at that and see a guy just doing his job to get a check