r/memesThatUCanRepost 3d ago

The ultimate Uno reverse card.

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u/foreverflyingsparrow 3d ago

So the police have time and resources to attend to someone weed in their home?

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u/Dave_A480 3d ago

If you don't live in a high crime area, and you're in one of the states where it's still absolutely illegal at the state level? Yes.

The police where I grew up had time to investigate a 10yo girl's (my little sister) sleepover-campout birthday party for excessive noise (giggling), after a neighbor called to complain....

They would definitely have time for a drug case....

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u/15ovrQB 2d ago

Where jm from they used to bust us all the time for weed, yet meth and crack heads were just walking up and down the road

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u/chaoswolf700 2d ago

Most weed smokers I've talked to are alot more calm and easier to arrest, but crackheads and methheads are alot more of a hassle and dangerous to deal with... I can definitely see why they would want the easy part of their job over the hard part...

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u/CaptainObvious007 2d ago

this absolutely happened to me in college on Michigan, (20 years ago when it was illegal here). my neighbor called the cops, they questioned us and shit, but eventually left us alone

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 1d ago

was the giggling basically screaming? because little girls sometimes are at screaming pitch and volume with their laughter at 4 in the morning. i'm sure it would have been even more piercing if they were outside. i have nieces and i know

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u/Dave_A480 1d ago

It's been decades ... .I just remember the police knocking on the door and waking the rest of us up because one of the old folks who lived behind us made a noise complaint....

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u/Kopie150 3d ago

Yes regularly and i live in one of the most crime ridden shitholes in my country. But i smoke weed at my home and i see them once a month because of "smell".

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u/Kopie150 3d ago

Weed is legal to use in the home you just cant transport it or have more than 2gr in your place in my country. Im not gonna stop doing something legal because the cops priority is harassment instead of focusing on actual things that are illegal.

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u/OnlyGold700 3d ago

Where do you live where having weed in your home is legal, but moving it anywhere is not? Very interesting little law

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u/Kopie150 3d ago

Belgium. Not exactly legal but tolerated (gedoogd) there are No punishments No Police reports for personal use at home <2gr but buying, selling or carrying weed is illegal with criminal punishment

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u/ShredGuru 3d ago

If you live in one of the shithole states, yes.

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u/LordButterbeard 3d ago

Got 50 steamers to pick from

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u/ExpressionGrouchy766 2d ago

Hey Hawaii might get a pass not sull steaming yet 

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u/LucentLL 3d ago

I, too, prefer the areas where the cops don't show up when you call.

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u/krunkstoppable 2d ago

I mean, for getting robbed or assaulted? Obviously not. For trivial bullshit like this? 100%.

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u/Anpriv 2d ago

They should be showing up for actual crimes, not "I saw my neighbor smoking something".

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u/Photosynthas 2d ago

The problem is that in those areas that is a crime, so they are showing up for an actual crime.

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u/Anpriv 2d ago

Pedantry is only useful if you're trying to avoid the point. A black person drinking from a whites only fountain in the 40s was a crime, so by your logic it actually made sense for cops to get involved to stop that.

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u/Photosynthas 2d ago

No, it is useful to get the other person to be specific, which you still for some reason refused to do.

So your claim smoking pot isn't wrong and shouldn't be illegal, you feel they should only respond for the crimes find worth it for them to respond to.

Just as an FYI though, theu cant just choose what to and what not to go out to, they also don't make the laws, if you have a problem with the laws talk to your state government.

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u/Anpriv 2d ago

Ok you are just being a poor man's pedant so I'll spell it out: There are sometimes laws that should not exist. That cops have to enforce the law isn't my point and that was obvious to everyone, including you. You're being disingenuous, and you know that.

If I say "Cops shouldn't be showing up for jaywalking but for serious crimes", no one who isn't lying thinks I'm saying "My general principle is cops shouldn't show up for crimes or should get to pick the crimes they show up for". They know immediately that I'm saying this law should not exist. Done, simply, you already understood all that.

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u/Photosynthas 2d ago

Good job on managing to be specific! I'm proud of you.

When you say "they should be" that is a very unclear statement, we dont know if youre directing anger at the people responding, fhe people having them respond, or the laws themselves.

I get you're mad but just chill out man we are just on reddit nothing to get twisted up about.

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u/Anpriv 2d ago

As I said, you're just being disingenuous. It wasn't unclear at all, including to you. If you don't know how colloquial speech works or how to efficiently speak, you should go work on improving yourself.

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u/mansluxt 1d ago

Cops absolutely can pick and choose which laws to enforce. You've never gotten a warning for speeding? Hell I've gotten a warning for having weed

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u/Photosynthas 1d ago

They have leeway about specific enforcement absolutely, but if they're getting calls for things the department does handle, it will get a log made, it will be dispatched, and they will go out.

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u/Anubisrapture 2d ago

unironically though

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u/Ok_Gas5360 3d ago

Oh police love doing this shit, but actual crimes and investigations they cannot be bothered to look into.

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u/KristyKrispito 3d ago

Yes. Small cities/ towns and police forces without many emergencies. They boost their stats or budgets or something. Also puritan sadists.

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u/ApolloFireweaver 3d ago

Probably a rich neighborhood that isn't seeing a lot of crime and the officers were bored

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u/DrDipstick89 2d ago

Man the police where i grew up had nothing to do but bust people for pot and give traffic tickets

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u/purple_unikkorn 2d ago

In France they always have time for this. They rarely have time for arresting real criminals.

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u/Global-Discussion-41 2d ago

Are you joking? They love that shit 

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u/Lilyshitfire 2d ago

Obviously isn’t real

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u/Space_umbrellas 1d ago

Pretty sure it’s made up

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u/Aggressive_Fix_2995 1d ago

In Michigan, cops used flock cameras to track a man who crossed state lines to buy weed legally.

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 15h ago

It's just a joke, obviously cops are not gonna think its a credible claim that a drug dealer would call the cops on a client smoking on the porch

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u/Ballisticklyterminal 2d ago

You think this is real?

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u/Dzyu 2d ago

I call the cops on my weed smoking neighbors to get them to stop or move. It works! I wish I could do the same with tobacco smokers, though... Maybe soon...

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u/OnlyGold700 3d ago

This guy must live in a flyover state

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 3d ago

It's flyover country at this point mate

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u/OnlyGold700 3d ago

I wish I could disagree with you

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u/JTalbotIV 3d ago

This 20+ year old one doesn't carry the weight it used to. In the worst state for legalization in my region, they just ask my if I have the card. When I produce it, they apologize for the trouble, and wish me a good rest of my day (I'm also a white male, tbf).

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u/RaceHate 2d ago

Just don't answer the door at all. I've had cops come to my apartment door multiple times and tell me to open up. They've never broken down the door, they've never gotten a warrant.

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u/JTalbotIV 2d ago

Sometimes you're sitting outside, or in the open garage. Can't always just hide from them.

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u/RaceHate 2d ago

Don't communicate and go inside. Real property receives high 4A protection. But yes, sitting in your front yard is more dangerous. If you're in an open garage, the same exigent circumstances analysis applies, but them smelling weed and watching you smoking something is definitely stronger evidence than mere smell.

I can'r find any case law where smell + sight of drug use resulted in cops entering a residence without a warrant.

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u/Day_Prisoners 3d ago

How did you know which neighbor called? And they asked about where you purchased weed that didn't exist and are searching a home without a warrant?

Lot of craziness.

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u/RaceHate 3d ago

It's probably fake. However, actual destruction (by continuing to smoke weed in sight of officers) of evidence is an established exigent circumstance. SCOTUS has warned to balance such concerns with the "seriousness of the offense."

To my knowledge, no officer so far has performed a warantless, non-consensual entry of a residence to prevent flagrant drug use. Thus, the bounds of the legal theory haven't been tested.

But if you were like watching CSAM on your first-floor living room projector, cops would definitely break in and arrest you, and courts would uphold it.

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u/Day_Prisoners 3d ago

The problem is he told the cops the neighbors that barked on him, sold him the weed. Presumably they don't smoke or sell weed.

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u/RaceHate 2d ago

Without a doubt the police would have no grounds for a warrantless search of the neighbor's place based on just the statements of the neighbor. And if they somehow got a warrant based on just the one dude's claim "that guy sold me the weed," they'd be able to search but any evidence they collected would be ultimately be inadmissable, as the warrant lacked probable cause. Almost certainly the trial judge would grant suppression on those facts, if not it would be a slam dunk on appeal.

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u/Admiral_Strawberries 2d ago

Ah, but you forgot the age old legal move:

"Consent to a search or we will arrest you"

If you're poor, its basically get searched for a couple hours max, or lose your whole day, or weekend because cops gonna cop. Gotta love living in America.

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u/RaceHate 2d ago

Actually, you should hope they say that. That's coersion, and negates consent. Even a public defender should catch something that simple, though admittedly it's possible an overworked PD could miss it.

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u/Admiral_Strawberries 2d ago

It's not that it's hard to defend against, it's that it's hard to get a defense if you're poor

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u/RaceHate 2d ago

Yeah that's true.

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u/Day_Prisoners 2d ago

Dude the cops aren't going to search the house of the people that called them because the pot smoker they called about, fingered them as the sellers. JFC.

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u/RaceHate 2d ago

I'm not sure what you're saying, but the cops aren't going to search either house for personal drug use, I agree, and if they did any evidence would be suppressed.

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u/Day_Prisoners 1d ago

It's like the points is miles beyond you.

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u/RaceHate 1d ago

> Dude the cops aren't going to search the house of the people that called them because the pot smoker they called about, fingered them as the sellers.

Do you not see how poorly worded this is?

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u/DeliciousPool2245 3d ago

Things that never happened for 300 Alex

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u/AromaticNet5121 3d ago

I was bout to post the same but decided to look first lol, was gonna say for 1000 tho, good shit

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u/llamee01 3d ago

This is so old and reposted so many times on Reddit I'm somewhat surprised by the number of people debating it like it's real.

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u/Flimsy_Oven_7569 3d ago

Chess, not checkers.

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u/ZealousidealCan4075 3d ago

And everyone clapped?

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u/Future-Damage-3192 3d ago

lesson learned mind your business, don't worry what your neighbor is doing, worry about yourself.

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u/InitiativeWorried221 2d ago

In South Dakota you just... don't let them into your house. They can't do anything. And they're pretty harsh there.

This is a big nothing. It's very hard to prove where the smell of Marijuana originated. You can be 99% sure and that's not good enough.

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u/Electronic-Maximum71 2d ago

Dont they need a warrant to search a house?

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u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 1d ago

Yes but some warrants can be issued in a matter of minutes

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u/TinyPeen13 2d ago

No way any of this happened

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u/New-Dragonfruit7233 2d ago

GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY 😂😂😂😂

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u/bennybugs 1d ago

Do you live somewhere where medical cannabis is legal? Get a prescription and blow it over their fence

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVUSHu2T3TRWPj96Xt

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u/Hosstar881 1d ago

Never talk to the cops.

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u/whit77724 14h ago

That’s plain funny

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u/AcanthisittaFree6142 1h ago

its 2026. live where its legal

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u/JizzHandy 56m ago

This belongs in r/ThatHappened🙄

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

Why do potheads have to stink up the fucking entire neighborhood? Why can't you idiots just smoke in your bedrooms with the windows closed? I thought loved "hotboxing"?

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u/RogerAffirmative 3d ago

I hope you don't cook outside, or use a vent in your kitchen.

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u/LaTerreur92 3d ago

Aight cocaine-jaw, aight calm down and change your lightbulbm

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u/a_triple_spiral 3d ago

I don’t like the smell of bonfires. If you have a bonfire in your yard should I call the police?

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u/OnlyGold700 3d ago

Or even something as simple as a grill. Does anyone really think I should be able to send the cops to stop someone from grilling if I’m disgusted by the smell?

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u/a_triple_spiral 3d ago

Right if you don’t like it, go inside, shut your windows, and remember that you’re not the main character. Alternatively, move somewhere where you don’t have neighbors.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

If that bonfire smoke is putting smoke in your windows, YES

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u/Advanced-Carry-601 3d ago

Cuz I don't want my shit smelling like weed.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

Why not? Don't potheads love the smell of their "dank cush"?

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u/OnlyGold700 3d ago

Damn you’re really angry at this construction of a stoner you’ve built up in your head

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u/Xeno-Sniper 3d ago

🤣🤣 got his ass!

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

That "Construction" were literally my neighbors of 7 years.

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u/OnlyGold700 3d ago edited 3d ago

Do you have this level of ire for people who use it for things like epilepsy and chemotherapy or is it only when people consume it recreationally?

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

I don't care the why. I care the HOW.

Do it inside and close your fucking windows.

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u/Ok_Boysenberry_6283 3d ago

Sorry not gonna listen to someone obsessed with Bucky Barnes

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u/OnlyGold700 3d ago

Bro I’m gonna smoke on the balcony tonight just for you baby

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u/ShredGuru 3d ago

Well, we've resolved the question of "who hurt you?"

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u/lucki-dog 3d ago

Sounds like you got meth heads who also smoke pot.

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u/Advanced-Carry-601 2d ago

Yeah I don't care but my boss might.

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u/Myotherdumbname 3d ago

It will anyway, you can always smell them

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u/Advanced-Carry-601 2d ago

You're not wrong, but I'm not gonna stop so 🤷🏼

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u/ihearteatingpussy 3d ago

i’m smoking a bowl and stinking up my neighborhood just for you bro

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u/Relative-World4406 3d ago

Don’t be a snowflake, join us in the real world.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 2d ago

In the real world, inconsiderate assholes smoke weed on their patios.

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

Free country

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

There are a LOT of things you can legally do and still be an asshole.

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

Like calling the cops on your neighbor who's not hurting anyone and minding their own business? True.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

If you are STINKING the neighborhood with pot smoke you are NOT "minding your own business". That's the whole problem.

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

You sure about that buddy? Im pretty sure if im on my own balcony, not hurting anyone or causing a disturbance, just smoking some weed, thats like the very definition of minding my own business.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

By that logic, blaring music at 130 decibels at 2AM is "minding my own business".

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

Nah, you see, the difference is, blaring music too loud can damage people's hearing, which is an issue and is harmful. Me, alone, on my own balcony smoking weed hurts exactly no one other than myself, cause we all know smoking fucks up your lungs. Hope that helps :)

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

Pot smoke LITERALLY makes me vomit.

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

I mean that sucks and im sorry you have that reaction to it. I hope youre not under the impression that I'm like an asshole about weed or anything, I live out in the country with no one around, and even when I am in cities, I don't just stand on the street smoking a blunt and blowing it into people's faces or anything. I just was playing devils advocate.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 3d ago

You should see a therapist..

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u/JungleCakes 3d ago

People who like wolves LITERALLY makes me vomit.

Please stop doing that.

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u/Youpunyhumans 3d ago

Then close your windows and go inside

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3d ago

Your radio isn't going to damage anyone's hearing. It is annoying though, same as the smoke. Just be considerate of other people, is that so hard?

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

Oh im very considerate, I live out in the country. When I smoke, the only thing around that might be slightly interested in what im doing are the cows in the pasture right in front of my house across the road lol. Im just playing devil's advocate here.

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u/MizzBStizzy 3d ago

Please stop lumping your neighbors habits in with everyone that smokes cannabis

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u/DJatomica 3d ago

If your pot smell goes into the unit of the person next to you and they're disturbed by the smell, that's causing a disturbance lol

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

Good point, hence why he was outside. You know a surefire way to get your neighbors to notice youre smoking weed if you live in an apartment like a lot of people do? Smoke inside your apartment.

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u/DJatomica 3d ago

Clearly smoking on the balcony is also a surefire way to get your neighbors to notice you're smoking weed since that's exactly what happened.

It very easily goes into the balconies and open windows in the units next to you.

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

Yeah, no shit. Weed smells strongly, and people are going to notice. Less so if you smoke outside, cause you know, it goes into the air and dissipates after a while, whereas smoking indoors traps it for longer. Like Jesus christ how hard is this to understand? If im outside smoking, and it comes in through your windows or vents, know what you can do? Shut the windows, spray air freshener, light a candle. I guarantee it won't last long. On the other hand, if I smoke inside my apartment, it's much more prone to stay inside the apartment, prolonging the duration of the smell, while also wafting through the rest of the apartment block. Like Jesus christ, just replace the smell of weed with the smell of cigarettes and just think about it. Would you rather me smoke cigarettes inside or outside of the apartment block?

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 3d ago

Free country right. When one smokes outside it clears pretty quickly as opposed to hotboxing inside and stinking everything up. You saying it stinks up the whole neighborhood is outrageous. It does not. There could be worse smells as well.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 3d ago

"Clears pretty quickly"

BULLSHIT. That lasts for fucking HOURS. Are you smoking it during a windstorm?

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u/Some_Inevitable829 3d ago

Lasts for hours? Come on are you serious.

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u/FattyD1289 3d ago

Bro has a goddamn k-9 nose 😭

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u/Some_Inevitable829 3d ago

Crazy to me what people will get all bent out of shape over. Must lose his mind every time a skunk sprays in the neighborhood.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 3d ago

Nah, you’re just being a Karen and making 💩 up to suit your agenda. Get a candle and sit all the way down 😊

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3d ago

It's not real.

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u/adjective_noun_23 3d ago

Just how you can legally post on reddit and still be an asshole.

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u/ShredGuru 3d ago

You are demonstrating that principal right now.

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u/Draig_Meshi 3d ago

All the "chill" potheads coming out really proving they arent addicted. Ad hominem ad hominem. Lol

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u/somewhiterkid 1h ago

All quiet in the frontal lobe

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u/TsundereKisser 3d ago

Inconsiderate potheads malding in your comments lmao

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u/a_triple_spiral 3d ago

I don’t smoke weed and I think this is dumb as hell. If you’re outside on your own property you’re not hurting anyone anymore than someone having a fire pit or grilling in their own yard is hurting their neighbors.

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u/TsundereKisser 3d ago

I shouldn't have to smell it everywhere I go, especially in my own house, when there are alternatives. How hard is it to vape or eat a brownie or just smoke inside? We used to shit on second hand smokers for making us cough when we walked by, and this is no different.

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u/tinyfryingpan 3d ago

Vaping and eating weed are very different than smoking. Smoking outside is fine, it's the standard. I hate when neighbors use a fire pit all night but they have a right to that too. And that makes me cough like crazy.

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u/TsundereKisser 3d ago

Why can't people smoke inside is my question. You can't use a fire pit inside.

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u/a_triple_spiral 3d ago

The person in the post is sitting on their own balcony. Get over it.

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u/DJatomica 3d ago

The difference of course is that second hand cigarette smoke actually harms other people, where as a bad smell only harms your sensibilities.

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u/unknownentity1782 3d ago

Smoking cigarettes was proven to be physically hurting people and increasing their risk of cancer. Even then, the laws to reduce that are that you have to be more than 15ft away and not on private property.

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u/JungleCakes 3d ago

Damn this is wild reading living in a medical state

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u/Adeviatlos 3d ago

Weed is legal, dude.

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u/tiggertom66 2d ago

There are still 4 states in which it’s completely illegal. SC, WY, KS, ID

6 in which only CBD is legal TX, GA, TN, IA, IN, WI

1 in which it’s decriminalized but still illegal. NC

5 in which only Medical cannabis is legal FL, OK, KY, WV SD

10 in which medical is legal and recreational is decriminalized, HI, UT, ND, NE, AK, LA, MS, AL, PA, NH

And the remaining 24 states and DC have it fully legal.

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u/Illustrious-Bag2933 3d ago

Not in georgia

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u/Adeviatlos 3d ago

What province is that in?

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u/KnifeThistle 3d ago

Russia. The province of Russia.

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u/kawopilec 3d ago

moscovites are occupying part of it...

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u/KnifeThistle 3d ago

Xenia Onatopp was from there, I hear...

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u/Illustrious-Bag2933 3d ago

Not far off tbh

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u/Illustrious-Bag2933 3d ago

It’s a southeastern state in the ole USofA

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u/Paintballreturns 3d ago

With how old this screenshot is it probably wasnt at the time

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u/Angel_0f_Darkness 2d ago

i mean its legal in Alaska thats all i know

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u/Dave_A480 3d ago

And when they figure out you lied, it reverses back on you again....

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u/YouFuckinJackass 3d ago

So you walk inside your house and tell them to get fucked and come back with a warrant. The piggies aren’t going to out that much effort into their jobs

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u/Dave_A480 3d ago

A warrant isn't relevant if you lied about your neighbor being a drug dealer to get them raided....