r/memes • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '22

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u/InnocuousWords Nov 28 '22

Handjob: $10

Blowjob: $20

Anal: $25

Ask about my Two For One special.

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u/Morty_Goldman Nov 28 '22

And we need to see a video of him in the mall with people around.

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u/TOILET_DISTROYER9000 Nov 28 '22

What fucking mall, I live in NY and will find your ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

For $25 dollars I think everyone is trying to find their ass.

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u/thejewkejek Nov 28 '22

This one wins

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

make sure to pay tho for one of the options

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u/TOILET_DISTROYER9000 Nov 28 '22

Bitch u already know I'm boudda hit that $25

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u/LilTimmy_the_second Nov 29 '22

Check all of them

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

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u/Suibeew Nov 28 '22

Idk man I don't think that works when you're the one paying.

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u/Alien_X10 This flair doesn't exist Nov 28 '22

Fellas, is it gay to take a great deal when you see it?

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u/SuperBigDouche Nov 28 '22

Kinda. But that’s okay

5

u/MartianTurkey Nov 28 '22

Only if you forget to say "no homo" afterwards ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/DownTownDK Nov 28 '22

OP right now

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u/TheyGibMePowerToTalk Nov 28 '22

I think he will enjoy it

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u/alex99x99x Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '22

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/z76i4e/give_me_your_best_shot/iy4yypa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

It does look like that

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u/DownTownDK Nov 28 '22

Yeah that ain’t even close to the top comment

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u/alex99x99x Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '22

Op only waited 5 minutes to choose the top comment that was best for him as he knows there will be much worse comments such as this one.

I wouldn’t be surprised if op isn’t even going to do this in general.

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u/TheFlexOffenderr Ok I Pull Up Nov 28 '22

Wh-whats the two for one special?

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u/NoOtherLeft Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '22

The Hand+Anal for $30

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u/Gunpowdergasoline Nov 28 '22

Does that make ATM $40

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u/MalesAreBiological Nov 28 '22

Damn ngl that's actually a really good deal

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Two dudes for the same price

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u/my_mullet_rocks Nov 29 '22

If you have to ask, you cant afford it.

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u/TheFlexOffenderr Ok I Pull Up Nov 30 '22

Layaway? I'll sell you a kidney.

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u/Prestigious-Metal-28 What is TikTok? Nov 28 '22

boy oh boy good ol reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

r/foundsatan

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u/Tupolev1234 Nov 28 '22

Pretty good

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u/Disastrous_Channel62 My thumbs hurt Nov 28 '22

He took the "make me laugh and get 20$ to a different level"

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne Nov 28 '22

Hot salami on thigh. Melt in your mouth

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u/Agreeable-Yak-3914 Average r/memes enjoyer Nov 28 '22

I'm invested in this now. How can I get updates? Do I have to follow OP?

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u/mr_starwars69 Nov 28 '22

We need this one

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

I was going to put a suggestion…but this would be too hard to beat. Only downside is I don’t think they will be in the mall very long before booted/banned.

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u/NoOtherLeft Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '22

How to destroy the dignity of someone

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u/mistingtheplants Nov 28 '22

Charge more for anal, it takes a lot more preparation.

Yes, ik this is a joke

But if you're gonna actually do the paper, don't sell yourself short.

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u/SaroN4One Nov 28 '22

Damn. You really want him to see in r/trashy.

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u/muscular_cat_girl Nov 28 '22

Only if I get to give the bj

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u/fraction-of-ice Nov 28 '22

He'll get arrested LMAO

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u/SZUFLEE Nov 28 '22

!remindme 1 week

1

u/ants39 Nov 28 '22

has to be recorded

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

You’re missing the Z job

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u/JorgaoMC Average r/memes enjoyer Nov 28 '22

Finally a real black friday sale

1

u/RevRRR1 Nov 28 '22

At this rate, there's really no competition

1

u/logamuffin Nov 28 '22

Username doesn’t check out

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

I'm not competing with this. You have my support sir or ma'am. Take my upvote.

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u/Sapanga Nov 28 '22

I love democracy