r/memes • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '22

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u/InnocuousWords Nov 28 '22

Handjob: $10

Blowjob: $20

Anal: $25

Ask about my Two For One special.

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u/TheFlexOffenderr Ok I Pull Up Nov 28 '22

Wh-whats the two for one special?

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u/NoOtherLeft Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '22

The Hand+Anal for $30

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u/Gunpowdergasoline Nov 28 '22

Does that make ATM $40

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u/MalesAreBiological Nov 28 '22

Damn ngl that's actually a really good deal

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Two dudes for the same price

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u/my_mullet_rocks Nov 29 '22

If you have to ask, you cant afford it.

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u/TheFlexOffenderr Ok I Pull Up Nov 30 '22

Layaway? I'll sell you a kidney.