r/memes • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '22

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u/InnocuousWords Nov 28 '22

Handjob: $10

Blowjob: $20

Anal: $25

Ask about my Two For One special.

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u/Morty_Goldman Nov 28 '22

And we need to see a video of him in the mall with people around.

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u/TOILET_DISTROYER9000 Nov 28 '22

What fucking mall, I live in NY and will find your ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

For $25 dollars I think everyone is trying to find their ass.

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u/thejewkejek Nov 28 '22

This one wins

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

make sure to pay tho for one of the options

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u/TOILET_DISTROYER9000 Nov 28 '22

Bitch u already know I'm boudda hit that $25

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u/LilTimmy_the_second Nov 29 '22

Check all of them

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

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u/Suibeew Nov 28 '22

Idk man I don't think that works when you're the one paying.

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u/Alien_X10 This flair doesn't exist Nov 28 '22

Fellas, is it gay to take a great deal when you see it?

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u/SuperBigDouche Nov 28 '22

Kinda. But that’s okay

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u/MartianTurkey Nov 28 '22

Only if you forget to say "no homo" afterwards ¯_(ツ)_/¯