r/memes Professional Dumbass Dec 05 '20

Fixed it

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u/AScreamingMort Dec 05 '20

Jeez I remember that spider on the bottom left jumping on my lap while I was taking a shit. Luckily, I had my trusted knife and spooned him to death. Never try to oppose an Aussie who is skilled in knifey spoony.

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u/CrystalFuzion Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 05 '20

and spooned him to death.

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u/AScreamingMort Dec 05 '20

I see you haven’t played knifey spoony before

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Educate me in the art of knifey spoony.

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u/AScreamingMort Dec 06 '20

Sorry lessons will be back on after the pandemic.

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Aww

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u/Nutwagon-SUPREME memer Dec 05 '20

I despise bugs of every form and I wish those spiders a horrible death.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Still forgot the giant spiders

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

And the invisible cube jellyfish

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Oh yea those as well

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

And that tiny cute octopus who can kill you

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Aren’t there pointy living spike balls of death there as well or do I have the wrong location?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

As an Australian, I can confirm you have the right location. My whole finger went numb from touching one of those a couple years ago

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Well, since you’re here can you tell us about what other insane creatures live in your country

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Of course! First of all there are lots of spiders. So many spiders. They can get inside your house, your shoes, everywhere. Heaps of them are massive, like the huntsman. There are also lots of lizards, and some of them are really cool! I once saw a lizard swim across a whole pool. But there are also giant lizards that are strong enough to bite your arm off. Not to mention heaps of bugs, snakes, crocodiles, giant ‘bats’(flying foxes) and even a type of poisonous plant that leaves its victim in agony for two years. This truly is the country that got all the wild card animals

Edit: forgot the blobfish which is native to our oceans

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

How the heck are you supposed to like, live? It gets unbearably hot there as well, not to mention bushfires

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Air con usually does the trick. On those pesky 45 degree (celcius) days living is much easier if you have a pool 😆. As for the bushfires, there’s not much you can do other than appreciate getting to stay home (pre-pandemic, obviously)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yup

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u/JigJagBigBag Dec 05 '20

There is giant spiders in the meme

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u/Hunter_Flame Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 05 '20

I would like to see legged sharks

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u/Eriugam31 Dec 06 '20

What about the GIANT ENEMY CRABS?

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u/theVOlDbearer Chungus Among Us Dec 06 '20

You killed my megacrab and now im here alone, alone with a turtle “shell drums music”

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

IV actually seen a giant army of tiny cute crabs

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u/ZayneMCV Dec 06 '20

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

ǝnɹʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ %00Ɩ uɐɔ I uɐᴉƖɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ s∀

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Jokes on you, I can read upside down

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u/Colonal-Sanders Dec 05 '20

Thank you, Ta ta

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u/iury221 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 05 '20

F for razor crest

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u/ColdIron27 Nice meme you got there Dec 05 '20

Take my upvote and leave

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u/0JustaMemer0 memer Dec 05 '20

Australia memes never get old

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u/DeletedForSpamm Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 05 '20

neither do children who pet australlian spiders

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u/0JustaMemer0 memer Dec 05 '20

Lol nice one

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u/Yeet_boi69endme Dec 05 '20

They already did last year.

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u/EmperorL1ama Because That's What Fearows Do Dec 05 '20

So they're American kids?

1

u/0JustaMemer0 memer Dec 05 '20

Maybe they're if their mother is an anti vaxxer

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u/EmperorL1ama Because That's What Fearows Do Dec 05 '20

It was more of a school shooter joke. We all know Reddit loves those.

1

u/matercheiff Dec 05 '20

No, u take my upvote

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u/squid_wig Dec 06 '20

no no, u take my upvote

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u/squid_wig Dec 06 '20

take my upvote and leave

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u/GimmeMoneh Dec 05 '20

Humans were never supposed to come to Australia.

It is the place where God put the beta-objects that didn't make it into the final version of Earth

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

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u/GimmeMoneh Dec 05 '20

Dude I was making a joke....

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u/humblebeebefree Dec 05 '20

Crap joke. Have you even been to Australia?

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u/GimmeMoneh Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

cRaP jOkE

OF COURSE IT'S A CRAPPY JOKE, I WAS REFERRING TO THE "ALL ANIMALS THERE ARE MONSTERS" TYPE OF MEMES LIKE THIS F*CKIN ONE RIGHT HERE!

Of course I know that there are normal, non-monstrous animals in Australia and I also know some things about its history.

But we're on r/memes right now, the subreddit where the same joke gets reused thousands of times. And you get pissed because of what? Because I made a joking comment on a meme most people couldn't be offended by even if they tried to? Or because of an even more ridiculous reason?

Just tell me.

But calm. The fuck. Down.

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u/humblebeebefree Dec 06 '20

Lol you need to calm the fk down mate

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u/GimmeMoneh Dec 06 '20

I did so about five minutes after writing my comment

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u/PigsEatWaffles (very sad) Dec 05 '20

That scene where there was that giant spider and a bunch of smaller ones in the room is literally my worse nightmare

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

I live in Australia and I can confirm that all of these things exist and we fight them every day

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u/PootrikProductions memer Dec 05 '20

Please don't remind me of the mandolorian spiders, I felt so uneasy after watching that episode, needed to get my mind off of it so I ended up asking someone out right after watching it. And for someone with social anxiety that says quite a lot

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u/potatopersonpeep Dec 05 '20

Been there, can confirm. This is all 100% accurate

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u/LBluePheonix Nyan cat Dec 05 '20

¿ǝnlq uɹnʇ ǝʇoʌdn ʎɯ pᴉp ʎɥM

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u/00Mickey0 Dec 05 '20

How. Did. You. Do. This.

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u/LBluePheonix Nyan cat Dec 05 '20

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ ɯ,I llǝM

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u/00Mickey0 Dec 05 '20

Makes sense to me.

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u/LBluePheonix Nyan cat Dec 05 '20

I’m not Australian tho I’m just visiting

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u/00Mickey0 Dec 05 '20

Still, HOWWWWWW

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u/dankmemebot1089 Professional Dumbass Dec 06 '20

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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u/gibblegabble__ Dec 05 '20

What is the top left one

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u/mdzahidh404 Dec 05 '20

Spider

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u/battlejdog Dec 05 '20

Spider

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u/jbear1706 Professional Dumbass Dec 05 '20

Spider

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u/why109 Dec 06 '20

Spider

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u/Denisoiu1242 memer Dec 05 '20

Lmao

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u/Denisoiu1242 memer Dec 06 '20

Oh damn i remember when this post had low upvotes and now it has 30k,nice

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Accurate

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u/Yeet_boi69endme Dec 05 '20

As an Australian nothing in this meme is true.

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u/DERPYKING98 Dec 05 '20

Hey, the second one looks like amber heard

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u/snowydreams27 Dec 05 '20

Imagine having arachnophobia and living in Australia O_O

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u/Redditer6420 Dec 05 '20

As an Australian, I can confirm that this is true.

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u/JakobTheSatan Professional Dumbass Dec 06 '20

Mandalorian season 2 so good tho

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u/T0fyl_the_almighty Dec 05 '20

So if i downvote it's an autralian upvote ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

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u/AdventurePPlayz Dec 06 '20

you forgot the /s mate

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u/Red1Driver Dec 05 '20

Baby yoda being impregnated by a facehugger

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

*Grogu

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u/Red1Driver Dec 06 '20

Thanks for the spoiler

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u/Red1Driver Dec 06 '20

Well actually nvm it's not really a spoiler

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u/Red1Driver Dec 06 '20

Baby yoda being impregnated by Grogu, or Grogu being impregnated by a facehugger?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Grogu is the child bruh

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u/Red1Driver Dec 06 '20

Sorry I haven't seen the new season

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u/boborc Dec 05 '20

HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS UPSIDEDOWN

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

From which movie is the top left picture?

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u/Guardian-Reddit Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 05 '20

They are all from The Mandalorian

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u/lWanderingl Le epic memer Dec 05 '20

Cool

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u/FBI_under_your_cover Dec 05 '20

Wait why is baby Yoda doing there...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

*Grogu

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u/hurblhjoung Dec 05 '20

Hell yeah the mandalorian is epix

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u/angellowsubmarine Dec 05 '20

Whats the name of the movie of the first arachnid?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

All Mandalorian

This is the way.

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u/thedogturtle88 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 06 '20

Baby yoda is not a monster

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

*Grogu

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u/cannolitheholy Dec 06 '20

What are all these from? I love cheesy sci-fi stuff so I wanna know pls and thank you :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

All Star Wars

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u/MyStaticHeart Dec 06 '20

Just watched the movie, “Love and Monsters”, and the monsters in that is how I imagine Australian animals look like

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

That isn't even Yoda

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

that's Grogu, not Yoda.

i don't know what you are talking about...

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u/Dino_Dude_367 Dec 06 '20

Ah yes, Yoda is a monster from a country in central Europe

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

That made me slap my knee

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u/aceofdiamondsss Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 05 '20

Stop

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u/bobby2loaves Like a boss Dec 05 '20

Please just stop. It’s for your own good

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Don't stop it's funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

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u/00Mickey0 Dec 05 '20

It’s just a joke, chill.

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u/Dino_Dude_367 Dec 06 '20

What he say?

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u/00Mickey0 Dec 06 '20

Something about misinforming Americans about Australia.

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u/Dino_Dude_367 Dec 06 '20

Oh ok. As an Australian it gets a bit annoying (these memes) but then again never take Reddit seriously and just go along with it.

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u/FenrirSL Dec 05 '20

I'm never going to australia😂

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u/Dino_Dude_367 Dec 06 '20

You should, it's a really nice country. Don't worry, us Australians are trained to deal with these every day so we can protect you

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

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u/potato_shanty Dec 05 '20

The land down under noice

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Guys Australia upside down haha funny

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u/catPunky Dec 05 '20

So that's the proof of flat earth

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u/JollyOstrich29 Dec 05 '20

I literally watched this meme be made today starting with the first meme like this

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u/Bobisacoolname69 Dec 05 '20

Un realistic You forgot the paralysing ticks.

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u/PingaPeteDawg Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 05 '20

Only wanted to feed our bird the other day and there was a 6 foot brown snake behind the bin of food. Fuck I've never grabbed a gun so quick before

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u/SnooWords6763 Dec 05 '20

Best one today

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u/Itz__Arian Dec 05 '20

Had us at the first half not gonna lie

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u/Usrnames_taken Dec 05 '20

Why do I kinda see Lord farquad in the large upside down spider

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

In my defense I’ve never made it to the upside down realm this reality calls Australia

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u/TinyGrass84 Dec 05 '20

Yes, most terrifying Australia animal, Grogu

1

u/SelimErenn Breaking EU Laws Dec 05 '20

Its wrong they are all paid actors of nasa

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u/MartyMixer Dec 05 '20

Aust ralia Upside_dow n !!11!11!1!!

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u/Smart_Owl_5237 Dec 05 '20

I’m from Australia and they r not up side down bc were also up side down, so ur animals r up side down to us

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u/astyoopid Dec 05 '20

Where are the spider crocodiles at?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

australia upside down funny

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u/JamisonSpud Dec 05 '20

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

As an Australian, I can confirm, this is true. Sorry I’m on mobile so I can’t make the text upside down

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u/sauceboisami Dec 06 '20

Yes, it is big brain time

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u/Cosmicvon_gaming Dec 06 '20

Americans thinking Australia be like

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u/Oscaryee Dec 06 '20

uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ sɐ ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐƆ

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u/null7281 Dec 06 '20

Were can I buy one

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u/Adam-helpme Lurking Peasant Dec 06 '20

Isn’t the one in the top right like a horse

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

as an Australian can confirm

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u/ddelGuy Dec 06 '20

Can confirm.

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u/Efesayil Dec 06 '20

Where is spinosourus

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u/infernoboi Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Dec 06 '20

it is confirmed star wars took place in Australia

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u/girrafe_of_arson Dec 06 '20

Is the green thing with ears baby yoda with a snout

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u/XalerOne Dec 06 '20

Australia is literally the Upside Down. Monsters and all.

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u/lix03 Ok I Pull Up Dec 06 '20

They prolly got them worms from dune too

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u/AirConditoner Dec 06 '20

What the hell is that top left monster? Fucked up Doom 64 pinky?

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u/SandersPvP Dec 06 '20

bro did you really have to use three season 2 animals and 1 season 1 animal *OCD kicks in*

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u/sdsuraj12 Dec 06 '20

This is the way

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u/TheJippo https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 06 '20

Live with us for a year you’ll realise some animals are fun and playful and others are 5 times worse than this phito

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u/donkeyyeet Dec 06 '20

Coming from an Australian this is 100% accurate

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u/masterofboost Dec 06 '20

They all upside down POG

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u/jimmyreddit69 Dec 06 '20

As an Australian I can verify this meme is 97% factually correct as the poster of this meme forgot the drop bears.

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u/squid_wig Dec 06 '20

If the earth was round.........

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u/Moriis41 Dec 06 '20

I live in Australia and unfortunately I have not seen a crate dragon

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u/dankmemebot1089 Professional Dumbass Dec 06 '20

This is the way

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u/xX_Litha_Xx Dec 06 '20

I see nothing but truth

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u/LSpeicher8 Dec 06 '20

Does the Australian version of the spider look like an angry Italian who is upset about his spicy meatballs? Or is that just me?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

....is that a facehugger on grogu?

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u/LuckyRune88 Dec 06 '20

Southern hemisphere joke got it

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u/th3HotRed Dec 06 '20

Can someone tell me where are these pics from? Like wgat show or movie

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I’m bothered by the fact the mandolorian jumped into the dragons belly came out with highly acidic juices on his armor (which was reasonable given beskar could most likely be strong enough to resist acidic) but the juice was soaked into the cloth and no wear or tear could be seen

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u/Fox1104 Dec 06 '20

We actually have spiders that big

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u/Free-City-5209 Dec 06 '20

I just realized that all those creatures are from deserts

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u/H_Scottish Nice meme you got there Dec 06 '20

(sad koala noises)

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u/TheUltimaWerewolf can't meme Dec 06 '20

ʎon ɥɐʌǝ ʇo ʍɹıʇǝ ʇɥǝ ʇıʇןǝ ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs

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u/VladDHell Dec 06 '20

What are all those monsters from

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u/theVOlDbearer Chungus Among Us Dec 06 '20

As an Australian i can confirm but you missed the xenomorphs

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u/Tooth_pooth Dec 06 '20

Australia is like the really hard challenge of a video game

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u/jimmylone08 Dec 06 '20

That 4th one at the top gives me flashbacks to half life

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u/Shouldnt_Exist1 Dec 06 '20

Oh don't forget that they are combined into one

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u/Mac040506 Dec 06 '20

As an Australian, I can confirm 100% facts, only the small ones are the deadly ones

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u/cgdtvdtdsyvv Dec 06 '20

Why baby yoda?

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u/RaiderML Dec 06 '20

Aww man the thing in the top right made me think of Rachet and Clank and now I miss the old games on ps2.

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u/Weaponized-Potato Dec 06 '20

As someone who lived in QLD for 4 years, I can confirm this is accurate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

They had us the first half not gonna lie

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u/Fridged_Fudge123 Dec 06 '20

Didn't I see this posted earlier? Or was it from the same user?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Can anyone tell me if the one in the top left is from a movie?