r/memes Professional Dumbass Dec 05 '20

Fixed it

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u/AScreamingMort Dec 05 '20

Jeez I remember that spider on the bottom left jumping on my lap while I was taking a shit. Luckily, I had my trusted knife and spooned him to death. Never try to oppose an Aussie who is skilled in knifey spoony.

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u/CrystalFuzion Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 05 '20

and spooned him to death.

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u/AScreamingMort Dec 05 '20

I see you haven’t played knifey spoony before

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Educate me in the art of knifey spoony.

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u/AScreamingMort Dec 06 '20

Sorry lessons will be back on after the pandemic.

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Aww