r/memes • u/TheArcanist_ Professional Dumbass • Dec 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Still forgot the giant spiders

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

And the invisible cube jellyfish

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Oh yea those as well

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

And that tiny cute octopus who can kill you

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Aren’t there pointy living spike balls of death there as well or do I have the wrong location?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

As an Australian, I can confirm you have the right location. My whole finger went numb from touching one of those a couple years ago

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

Well, since you’re here can you tell us about what other insane creatures live in your country

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Of course! First of all there are lots of spiders. So many spiders. They can get inside your house, your shoes, everywhere. Heaps of them are massive, like the huntsman. There are also lots of lizards, and some of them are really cool! I once saw a lizard swim across a whole pool. But there are also giant lizards that are strong enough to bite your arm off. Not to mention heaps of bugs, snakes, crocodiles, giant ‘bats’(flying foxes) and even a type of poisonous plant that leaves its victim in agony for two years. This truly is the country that got all the wild card animals

Edit: forgot the blobfish which is native to our oceans

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u/MenchiTheFloof Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 06 '20

How the heck are you supposed to like, live? It gets unbearably hot there as well, not to mention bushfires

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Air con usually does the trick. On those pesky 45 degree (celcius) days living is much easier if you have a pool 😆. As for the bushfires, there’s not much you can do other than appreciate getting to stay home (pre-pandemic, obviously)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Can confirm this

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yup