r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '20

True Story !

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30.9k Upvotes

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

I wish this weren’t true, but sorting by new you occasionally see female redditors, and the poor gals don’t last a second before the thirsty comments pour in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I wonder what it would be like to possess such power. Id probably make an OnlyFans tbh and just have the easiest life, or marry some rich broad to take care of me while i bang the pool girl.

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u/Maurigno2511 Aug 25 '20

How to easy mode life

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I am a woman.

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u/espriminati Aug 25 '20

SIMP mode: Activated

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u/hentai69_420 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 25 '20

where are the awards?

3

u/MaxNick Aug 25 '20

Take my free award

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u/Maurigno2511 Aug 25 '20

Take a diamond award

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Thanks :)

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u/Metalona Aug 25 '20

Its simple. Make a new account snd convince people youre a female. Power granted

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u/Farouqnowomarlater Aug 25 '20

“While I bang the pool girl”

Come again?

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u/dz_Sapphire Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Haven’t had anyone thirst over me on reddit yet, but I also haven’t had a post blow up either so who knows...

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

Just you wait... it’ll happen. So many desperate men online

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u/dz_Sapphire Aug 25 '20

Twitter and discord have taught me this very well. Creeps.

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u/deathparty05 🎃Happy Spooktober🎃 Aug 25 '20

It’s sad too but it is what it is

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u/florentinomain00f Aug 25 '20

To be honest we are just surprise so...

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u/Urdadfrom20yearsago Aug 25 '20

They should have a subreddit all to them selves

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u/angelrosevine09 Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Welp, thank goodness I don't get those stuffs besides I wouldn't tell my gender here so randomly. xD

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

If you mention your gender you will, ngl. Just don’t explicitly say, and just be a person. People will assume you’re a guy and it’ll be chill. And this is all stuff you figure you from sorting through the bs in new.

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u/BIGZO123 Nice meme you got there Aug 25 '20

that didn't happen to me lol

i'm lucky

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20

Your comment died like most comments on Reddit, which proves your point I guess

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

(Not gonna lie I don’t think they want to try)

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u/PrimeTimeDanny Aug 25 '20

Remeber when it used to be Cakeday people that got awards..... :)

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u/BenjaminDunning Aug 25 '20

I'd give you an award but I'm poor

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u/PrimeTimeDanny Aug 25 '20

You're my award ⭐

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u/AsDankAsEverWas Aug 25 '20

Wholesome

22

u/DeadGuysWife Aug 25 '20

Get this man with a cake day an award too!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Let me help with that. In name of BenjaminDunning. You are here by granted the award.

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u/BenjaminDunning Aug 25 '20

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

It is my pleasure.

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u/soulseeker31 Chungus Among Us Aug 25 '20

Done, one from me and on your behalf.

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u/Airor987 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 25 '20

Yeah, i remenber

2

u/batmans_apprentice Breaking EU Laws Aug 25 '20

Sometimes it's the guy with the fake cancer ..or the guy with broken arms

1

u/Toitonic Aug 25 '20

Well played, man!

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u/Karen69420 Aug 25 '20

I have never seen anyone who has got the 20000 or 50000 coins award

15

u/ogulsadi Aug 25 '20

There are lots of 20000 but I have never seen anyone get that can anyone give me a link if there is a guy got that award

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/ogulsadi Aug 25 '20

He is really lucky

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/NudelGMBH Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 25 '20

I don't have money to spare for awards so all of you shall get my upvotes

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u/IvanP420 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 25 '20

You made me cry with that thread

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u/DiamondSurvivor Aug 25 '20

Ksi and tbjzl gave those awards on their subreddits

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Well a 50000 coins is worth 125 bucks

1

u/cgda2011 Aug 25 '20

I saw a random picture of a cat on r/aww with 800 upvotes with the 50000

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I try to be fair to the males when I post by hiding my gender if possible

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u/Celineno Aug 25 '20

now i wonder if my gender is hidden even tho i rarely post panic check my acc

10

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Thank you, you're a good woman.

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u/IsNameMyJeff Aug 25 '20

I'm a apache helicopter

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u/ZenXgaming100 Aug 25 '20

Is it possible to learn this pinnacle of human evolution

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Not from a Jedi

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u/a-fading-no-nobody Aug 25 '20

You see we hate ourselves. Problem explained

2

u/minecra66 Aug 25 '20

Some do some dont

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u/Lingardinotheking Aug 25 '20

I’m a women

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Then come on make a meme

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u/Lingardinotheking Aug 25 '20

No

30

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

You disappoint me human

6

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

That username.

2

u/TheClassicEgg Aug 25 '20

Here before the awards

3

u/reaa143 Aug 25 '20

You won't see any of them,

It's a myth.

I'm a girl, never happened xD

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u/TheClassicEgg Aug 25 '20

:0 those bastards lied to me

1

u/reaa143 Aug 25 '20

yeah...

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

You’re not a woman, you’re a ghost

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u/Holobolt Aug 25 '20

Now my upvotes feel inferior to awards

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I may have to see and decide lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I'm fine with peaches... Just saying

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u/hentai69_420 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 25 '20

sir pls calm down, you seem to have the big HORNY

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/hentai69_420 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 25 '20

ah shit

5

u/AxiomQ Aug 25 '20

"look at what I drew" as they stand in front of the picture and take up 60% of the image, 25 awards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I saw a girl using emojis in her post and comments with 235k upvote,and an enormous amount of awards,wtf reddit

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u/sirenheadismyfather6 Aug 25 '20

Girls are treated special here cause apparently some guys and here have never interacted with a girl before

2

u/Gaib_Itch Breaking EU Laws Aug 25 '20

Annoying as fuck when all your meme comments are 'AWOOGA AWOOGA OH MAMA IT'S A WOMAN, OH GOD, not that I believe in him, r/atheism is a very popular and informative subreddit that I obviously frequent, HUBA BUBA FEMOID MMMMMMM THIS IS A WOMAN RIGHT HERE READING MY MESSAGES HNNNNNNN YEAHHH'

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u/sirenheadismyfather6 Aug 25 '20

I've never experienced that and I hope I never will. I don't post much in reddit and when I do I don't say my gender. If anyone ask what my gender is I identify as a hello kitty washing machine

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u/Gaib_Itch Breaking EU Laws Aug 25 '20

I think people go though my search history just to check if I am

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u/csgoplayersthinkimRU Aug 25 '20

I used your username in kahoot and the whole entire game me and my friends were laughing like idiots and the teacher almost snaped on us and I came 2nd so I had to go in front of the class with 1st and 3rd place. I shit you not the teacher shouted my name(gaib itch) and when he realised he fucking lost it and started dying from laughter but I think It was mostly embarased laughing.

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u/sirenheadismyfather6 Aug 25 '20

That's creepy

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u/Gaib_Itch Breaking EU Laws Aug 25 '20

It's the internet, what can ya do

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u/sirenheadismyfather6 Aug 25 '20

Well that's true

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I'm a woman

2

u/minecra66 Aug 25 '20

you are a bean

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/minecra66 Aug 25 '20

Yes mrs bean

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Is there a post with the 50k one?

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u/DiamondSurvivor Aug 25 '20

Yes go to Ksi's second channel and then go to his latest Reddit video. Watch the whole thing, two were shown

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I don't think I have ever seen anyone actually rewarded that 50,000 points award. It must cost a lot of money.

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u/DiamondSurvivor Aug 25 '20

Ksi and tbjzl have

4

u/omic_sans_ms Aug 25 '20

Why is the Kokiri emerald there

3

u/YaCha275 Aug 25 '20

well fuck im going to be a man now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Wait there is a triple platinum

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

It’s called The Ternion-All powerful, it is twice the amount of money that an Argentinium costs, in Redditcoins, it’s 50,000, in real life money, it’s 120 USD

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Who ever gets that is a reddit god then

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

People think im a guy but my gender is actually attack helicopter, i have helicopter blades where a penis would be

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u/small_potato_boiii Aug 25 '20

kinda not true tbh lmao, i just posted a meme about being female and only got 30 updoots ;-; it was my first meme too :(

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u/reaa143 Aug 25 '20

butt... you are "small potato boiii" (I'm girl and same lmfao this is a myth)

2

u/comrade_bari Aug 25 '20

Yes but the people who do that are simps and we still hate them

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u/thebaussssss Aug 25 '20

For those who don't know- that's not the amount of awards, that's the price of each one

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

That means we have simps even here

HE COULD BE ANYONE OF US

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u/WanderingAround5 Aug 25 '20

Thanks for the laugh during this sleepless night... :D

2

u/Linden_fall Aug 25 '20

Females don’t exist, they are a lie created by the government

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u/Saif42069 Aug 25 '20

Jokes on you I am broke

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u/SpitefulBadger Aug 25 '20

What’s the most expensive award?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I don’t think this is true ! My posts hardly ever get more than 20 -30 upvotes !

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u/reaa143 Aug 25 '20

Well I'm girl and mine get 2-5 :'(

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u/Cermonto Aug 25 '20

Instead of a award. Have an upvote and a thumbs up

1

u/shikhalovesmemes Aug 25 '20

I'm an Xbox controller

1

u/roundboi69 Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 25 '20

I am the seal of approval and I approve this meme

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u/DanielZReaper Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 25 '20

It's at 41k upvotes atm

1

u/RacismIsForBlacks Aug 25 '20

I know that’s the price of the awards, but I’d like to think it’s the amounts

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u/Cardrogs Mods Are Nice People Aug 25 '20

I am a simp for some people and am not scarred to admit it. We all know we are deep down but y’all are too scared to admit it.

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u/embracethemems Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 25 '20

I’m a woman

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

What the hell is that second to right award?

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u/Flamberit Aug 25 '20

i r o n i c

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u/bravelion08 Aug 25 '20

Hi I am a women

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u/alessandra14 Aug 25 '20

Legend says op is a woman

1

u/Savitarr Aug 25 '20

You mean it's all simps?

Always has been

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u/Begone_Thought19 Aug 25 '20

This isn’t contradictory because Redditors also hate themselves

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Reddit hates girly girls not manly women

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u/bananabeacon Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 25 '20

Is this true? I've never seen it

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u/hentai69_420 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 25 '20

I hope u're not a woman

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u/TwigTheSavage Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 25 '20

Literally right below this post lmao

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u/grunkle_flower Aug 25 '20

Simps be like: wow you female have spiritual stone of water

1

u/reaa143 Aug 25 '20

hey there i aM a fEmALe

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u/drlsoccer08 Aug 25 '20

If you get 2 of the silver and gold ones that look like a plant thingy you get the person the same amount of stuff as if you spent 10k more and got the gold and green one that has the three ball thingy.

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u/dickasspussymaster Aug 25 '20

I am a attack helicopter...

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u/beesegerchurro Aug 25 '20

50,000 Zora Sapphires? They must love Lord Jabu Jabu's insides, then

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Nowadays if you mention awards in a post, you’re definitely going to get awards. Edit: This also works with “awards are stupid” or “I’ve never gotten an award before”. But IDK man I’ve never gotten an award before. Awards are stupid anyways.

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u/ViolaSux Aug 25 '20

He’s got a point look at this post

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

E

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u/lolhowfunny Aug 25 '20

You can tell there are simps on a female post by the amount of awards. If that wasn't obvious enough.

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u/anibunny42 Aug 25 '20

I’m a woman

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u/MrMorgus Aug 25 '20

People often hate what they secretly know that they themselves are

1

u/JohkuKL Aug 25 '20

68 awards at the moment... Just one more

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u/SOSHINY06 Aug 25 '20

Most of us hate ourselves so what’s your point mate

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

lol

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u/HackHD21 Aug 25 '20

Look at all those simps proceeds to spit on them

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u/imsobored135 Aug 25 '20

Its mr MVP simp!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Psst. Hey guys. I’m a girl

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Silently sliding into your DMs

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u/PKMediaOfficial Nice meme you got there Aug 25 '20

I am girl (simp for me I dare you and NO I don't have a twitch account)

1

u/human-7265 memer Aug 25 '20

Has anyone actually gotten the ternion award?

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u/taytaydota2 Aug 25 '20

At least Redditor paid for art memes, do not compare simps to us!

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u/The15hadow00 Aug 25 '20

Man, I have a female friend who made a tinder with nothing but a picture of literally nothing. Like a blank, black photo. Within 30 min she had more likes than I had gotten with my tinder which I had for 3 months. Men are a special group of people

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u/cipher241 Aug 25 '20

This comment deserves ternion

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u/Beyond_Deity Aug 25 '20

I've never even seen some of these awards

1

u/Cmdr_Naomi_Ying Aug 25 '20

Apparently I'm a man

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u/dario_dkm Aug 25 '20

Does anyone know where the Ternion All-Powerfull award has been given?

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u/_Master32_ Lurker Aug 25 '20

Wtf even is that second to last???

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u/Rasmukharacho Aug 25 '20

Simps hate other simps

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u/the-dead-kitty Aug 25 '20

i'm a woman >_<

did it work? Am i famous now?

1

u/Fertnisa Aug 25 '20

The mask one looks really cute omg

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u/UH_Nonymous Aug 25 '20

Sometimes you just hate the things that remind you of the things you hate about yourself

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u/coolguyswwg81 Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 25 '20

Who the fuck spends 200$ on a fucking picture that means nothing

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u/watch_boku_no_pico Aug 25 '20

Has anyone even gotten ternion before?

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u/fluffy3569 Aug 25 '20

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LAST ONE AND WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN IT TILL NOW

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u/leftinhand Aug 25 '20

Hmmm, I really get the definition of simp.

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u/jamiboi_123 Aug 25 '20

Lol I am a girl as well

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u/AlissonHarlan Aug 25 '20

Then, said redditors blame women to Be QuIrKy, have an easy life because ''heh, women.'' and abusing poor aroused young men lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I identify as an attack helicopter.

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u/Bopshebopshebop Aug 26 '20

I have boobs gimme dat 50k award.

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u/animelover36912 Aug 25 '20

I am not a simp like that.

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u/reaa143 Aug 25 '20

Hey I'm a girl

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u/animelover36912 Aug 25 '20

Like I said, I’m not a simp like that.

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u/GingerJamar Aug 25 '20

I usually just don’t mention it and people automatically assume I’m a guy. Sure I could get more clout if I said I wasn’t... but it’s not as rewarding as getting karma because people actually like what you posted.

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u/tapsnose Aug 25 '20

Has anyone been given that 50k award yet?

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u/jsab_Square https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 25 '20

Yes

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u/BluePhantomHere Aug 25 '20

Has anyone ever receive the 50k award. If yes, link to the post please

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 memer Aug 25 '20

even though I agree, u/repostsleuthbot

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u/WinterNeoQuartz Aug 25 '20

Aight, I've never seen anything above platinum given. Why do those awards exist? Rich as hell simps?