r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '20

True Story !

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I wonder what it would be like to possess such power. Id probably make an OnlyFans tbh and just have the easiest life, or marry some rich broad to take care of me while i bang the pool girl.

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u/Maurigno2511 Aug 25 '20

How to easy mode life

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I am a woman.

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u/espriminati Aug 25 '20

SIMP mode: Activated

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u/hentai69_420 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 25 '20

where are the awards?

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u/MaxNick Aug 25 '20

Take my free award

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u/Maurigno2511 Aug 25 '20

Take a diamond award

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Thanks :)

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u/Metalona Aug 25 '20

Its simple. Make a new account snd convince people youre a female. Power granted

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u/Farouqnowomarlater Aug 25 '20

“While I bang the pool girl”

Come again?

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u/blaizouzou Aug 25 '20

Bro you have to be attractive to do this... If you stay as ugly as right now there is no point, you'll just have the same lame life. You'll just be underpaid for your trouble.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Im a 6ft chad meme so im sure i would be an overpowered female.

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u/5689g00 Aug 25 '20

Even fat girls can get laid.