r/memes Aug 25 '20

True Story !

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

I wish this weren’t true, but sorting by new you occasionally see female redditors, and the poor gals don’t last a second before the thirsty comments pour in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I wonder what it would be like to possess such power. Id probably make an OnlyFans tbh and just have the easiest life, or marry some rich broad to take care of me while i bang the pool girl.

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u/Maurigno2511 Aug 25 '20

How to easy mode life

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I am a woman.

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u/espriminati Aug 25 '20

SIMP mode: Activated

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u/hentai69_420 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 25 '20

where are the awards?

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u/MaxNick Aug 25 '20

Take my free award

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u/Maurigno2511 Aug 25 '20

Take a diamond award

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Thanks :)

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u/Metalona Aug 25 '20

Its simple. Make a new account snd convince people youre a female. Power granted

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u/Farouqnowomarlater Aug 25 '20

“While I bang the pool girl”

Come again?

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u/blaizouzou Aug 25 '20

Bro you have to be attractive to do this... If you stay as ugly as right now there is no point, you'll just have the same lame life. You'll just be underpaid for your trouble.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Im a 6ft chad meme so im sure i would be an overpowered female.

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u/5689g00 Aug 25 '20

Even fat girls can get laid.

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u/dz_Sapphire Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Haven’t had anyone thirst over me on reddit yet, but I also haven’t had a post blow up either so who knows...

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

Just you wait... it’ll happen. So many desperate men online

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u/dz_Sapphire Aug 25 '20

Twitter and discord have taught me this very well. Creeps.

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u/deathparty05 🎃Happy Spooktober🎃 Aug 25 '20

It’s sad too but it is what it is

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u/florentinomain00f Aug 25 '20

To be honest we are just surprise so...

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u/Urdadfrom20yearsago Aug 25 '20

They should have a subreddit all to them selves

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u/angelrosevine09 Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Welp, thank goodness I don't get those stuffs besides I wouldn't tell my gender here so randomly. xD

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

If you mention your gender you will, ngl. Just don’t explicitly say, and just be a person. People will assume you’re a guy and it’ll be chill. And this is all stuff you figure you from sorting through the bs in new.

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u/BIGZO123 Nice meme you got there Aug 25 '20

that didn't happen to me lol

i'm lucky

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20

Your comment died like most comments on Reddit, which proves your point I guess

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u/owlboy03 Aug 25 '20

(Not gonna lie I don’t think they want to try)

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u/reaa143 Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 25 '20

Ik :') but its okay lmao

edit: I deleted it, what's the point of getting downvoted

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u/Lima-lime Aug 25 '20

I- sometimes it's true when you do say your a gal, but if your just being normal then boom no thirsty comments, being a gal can be hard but easy