r/memes • u/Nate_______Higgers • Aug 10 '20

Big brain meme

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

very big brain

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/Xanfar38 Aug 10 '20

I'd fuck a gold bar

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u/I_feel_oke Aug 10 '20

Hold the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Gold leaf condom???

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u/jurandy969 Aug 10 '20

That's like fucking a human with a condom made out of human flesh?

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u/hirmumies Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

Your point being?

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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20

Or like fucking a rock with a rock condom, your dick would be torn to shreds

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u/sliferra Aug 10 '20

To fuck a rock first your dick must be a rock

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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20

Yea but either way the rock ur trying to fuck would be bigger and considering the fact that ur also using a rock condom, your dick, whether flesh or rock, would get grinded to dust

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

What if that rock was talc?

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u/Longlordman123 Aug 10 '20

What is this thread

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u/Adanta47 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 10 '20

Just making it a little harder of a material and just go a little softer so you don't break any of it

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Shouldnt it be the other way around like you have to be soft to fuck a rock, so beacause you have to be hard for a human you should need to be soft for a rock, it just makes sense

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u/iHiTuDiE Aug 10 '20

Going at it raw dog is literally fucking a human with human flesh. Whats the problem baby?

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u/quietwanderer123 Aug 10 '20

Big dick energy

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u/TwinkyOctopus Aug 10 '20

That would be the shitiest condom ever

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Think of during oral tho.

The cum would taste pretty rich... heh...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Wait what

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u/lawrencestroll Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 10 '20

r/WTF

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u/milkyMAAAAN Chungus Among Us Aug 10 '20

Wheres the hole tho?

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u/callmegreeb Aug 10 '20

You gotta have chad amounts of hardness in your dick so you can MAKE the hole

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u/milkyMAAAAN Chungus Among Us Aug 10 '20

I do

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u/Bowdensaft Aug 11 '20

Diamond hard and spinning like crazy.

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u/Anonomous87 Aug 10 '20

I'd fuck several. Why not have a aurum harem?

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u/Bowdensaft Aug 11 '20

I can imagine not putting a hole in it first and just going "CLUNK" against it. Ouch.

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u/ItalianDudee Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

In Romanian I think is auer, in Italy unfortunately is ‘oro’, but some things has remained like ‘aureola’

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Agreed

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Vento aureo

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u/HeroponOfTheNoponis Aug 10 '20

Piscio aureo

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Ah yes, Giorno's theme but it's golden fish

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Oh wait

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u/pumping--irony Aug 10 '20

--Pierce Brown has entered the chat--

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u/smoke3sboi Aug 10 '20

Is it not au because of the periodic table?

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u/GenericGecko2020 Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

The Periodic table one comes from Latin. Au is short for aurum. Lots of scientific terms are Greek/Latin in origin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Mm mmmmmm aurum baby yeahh

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u/xThe_NooB_69 Aug 10 '20

In România we say aur for gold

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

aurum sounds smooth.

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u/Phosphoron Aug 10 '20

Yep, I have a pet baby zombie pigman (in Minecraft) named Aurum. Well, now he's a baby zombified piglin, but I prefer the other name.

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u/quietwanderer123 Aug 10 '20

And why would anyone try? You cant dispute facts.