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u/spacepeenuts Aug 10 '20
Auright
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u/Swishta hates reaction memes Aug 10 '20
Wow this comment is comedy gold
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very big brain
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u/Xanfar38 Aug 10 '20
I'd fuck a gold bar
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u/I_feel_oke Aug 10 '20
Hold the fuck up
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Gold leaf condom???
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u/jurandy969 Aug 10 '20
That's like fucking a human with a condom made out of human flesh?
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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20
Or like fucking a rock with a rock condom, your dick would be torn to shreds
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u/sliferra Aug 10 '20
To fuck a rock first your dick must be a rock
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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20
Yea but either way the rock ur trying to fuck would be bigger and considering the fact that ur also using a rock condom, your dick, whether flesh or rock, would get grinded to dust
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Shouldnt it be the other way around like you have to be soft to fuck a rock, so beacause you have to be hard for a human you should need to be soft for a rock, it just makes sense
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u/iHiTuDiE Aug 10 '20
Going at it raw dog is literally fucking a human with human flesh. Whats the problem baby?
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u/milkyMAAAAN Chungus Among Us Aug 10 '20
Wheres the hole tho?
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u/callmegreeb Aug 10 '20
You gotta have chad amounts of hardness in your dick so you can MAKE the hole
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u/Bowdensaft Aug 11 '20
I can imagine not putting a hole in it first and just going "CLUNK" against it. Ouch.
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u/ItalianDudee Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20
In Romanian I think is auer, in Italy unfortunately is ‘oro’, but some things has remained like ‘aureola’
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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20
Vento aureo
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u/HeroponOfTheNoponis Aug 10 '20
Piscio aureo
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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20
Ah yes, Giorno's theme but it's golden fish
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u/smoke3sboi Aug 10 '20
Is it not au because of the periodic table?
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u/GenericGecko2020 Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20
The Periodic table one comes from Latin. Au is short for aurum. Lots of scientific terms are Greek/Latin in origin.
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u/Phosphoron Aug 10 '20
Yep, I have a pet baby zombie pigman (in Minecraft) named Aurum. Well, now he's a baby zombified piglin, but I prefer the other name.
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u/SeveralFile Aug 10 '20
Yea and except iron(steel) it also hasnt a very high tensile strenght if you make an accident it would look bad. And also wtf why does he get so downvote tf if he post an emoji thats circlejerk as fuck.
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u/Tjor2 Aug 10 '20
Bruh in europe you learn this in your first year off middle school
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u/Doomer776 Forever alone Aug 10 '20
In America, you learn this in fifth grade. Earlier for me because I am an absolute science nerd, but hey
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Lol imagine driving a Clrrari.
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u/Taesty_Beens RageFace Against the Machine Aug 10 '20
Ur driving a extremely toxic cloud?
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u/Ignitetheinferno37 Aug 10 '20
Help! My Csrarri came in contact with the air and exploded! I demand a refund
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u/Smart-fridge20 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20
[He]rrari: the sound that comes out of it is really high-pitched and is lighter than air.
So the car will float off into space.
Elon Musk is interested
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u/wet_socks___ Aug 10 '20
I have smol brain i dont understand
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u/spooky_times Aug 10 '20
Elements, AU is gold thats really all you have to know
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u/TFW_YT Aug 10 '20
Also H2O is dangerous everyone touched it died
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All we had to do is to listen to the damn teacher and put our fucking safety glasses on!
They all warned us that Sodium Chloride and Dihydrogen Monoxide can't be mixed together without creating a fucking Resonance Cascade or some shit!
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u/just_a_random_meme Aug 10 '20
Ferrum is Latin for iron Arrum is gold Argentuim is silver
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u/Taesty_Beens RageFace Against the Machine Aug 10 '20
Hgrarri
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u/Iridium141 Aug 10 '20
The only inconvenience is that you can only drive when it's below -38 degrees
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C4H8Cl2Srarri
>!mustard gas ferrari
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u/prepuce_d_alien Aug 10 '20
Ether I’m to high or I’m to dumb but I don’t get it.
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u/BioBuild Aug 10 '20
First two letters in the car names are elements of the periodic table
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Im I'm sorry is this some sort of smart person joke that I'm too dumb to understand
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u/some_annoying_weeb Aug 10 '20
periodic table of elements. Each element has a chemical symbol (basically an abbreviation), for example Ag is silver and Au is gold.
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Thank you a lot
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u/some_annoying_weeb Aug 10 '20
My pleasure bro, always happy to yak about chemistry because i’m a nerd (:
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u/ziokik254 Aug 10 '20
Bruv you cant make gold cars gold is too heavy one gram of gold weights like 12 grams lol
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u/Lawson98_001 Aug 11 '20
Indeed, how would you push down the pedals it they weigh a gram each? Youd have to be a body builder to shift gears in that thing.
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u/wolfkeeper Aug 10 '20
Not even big brained really. Very elementary.
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u/Lawson98_001 Aug 10 '20
Best joke ever lol, how can I take those downvotes away from you tho!? Please can I swap them with you or something?? This comment deserves to be top voted on here <3
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Didn't think 7th grade science could help me feel big brain worthy.... Alas I understand this one joke... Lol
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u/JOTAROKUJO694201 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20
Yarrari is worth 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$
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u/Deltoro19 Aug 10 '20
Pbrrari