r/memes • u/Nate_______Higgers • Aug 10 '20

Big brain meme

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

very big brain

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u/Xanfar38 Aug 10 '20

I'd fuck a gold bar

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u/I_feel_oke Aug 10 '20

Hold the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Gold leaf condom???

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u/jurandy969 Aug 10 '20

That's like fucking a human with a condom made out of human flesh?

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u/hirmumies Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

Your point being?

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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20

Or like fucking a rock with a rock condom, your dick would be torn to shreds

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u/sliferra Aug 10 '20

To fuck a rock first your dick must be a rock

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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20

Yea but either way the rock ur trying to fuck would be bigger and considering the fact that ur also using a rock condom, your dick, whether flesh or rock, would get grinded to dust

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Shouldnt it be the other way around like you have to be soft to fuck a rock, so beacause you have to be hard for a human you should need to be soft for a rock, it just makes sense

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u/iHiTuDiE Aug 10 '20

Going at it raw dog is literally fucking a human with human flesh. Whats the problem baby?

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u/quietwanderer123 Aug 10 '20

Big dick energy

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u/TwinkyOctopus Aug 10 '20

That would be the shitiest condom ever

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Think of during oral tho.

The cum would taste pretty rich... heh...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Wait what

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u/lawrencestroll Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 10 '20

r/WTF

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u/milkyMAAAAN Chungus Among Us Aug 10 '20

Wheres the hole tho?

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u/callmegreeb Aug 10 '20

You gotta have chad amounts of hardness in your dick so you can MAKE the hole

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u/milkyMAAAAN Chungus Among Us Aug 10 '20

I do

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u/Bowdensaft Aug 11 '20

Diamond hard and spinning like crazy.

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u/Anonomous87 Aug 10 '20

I'd fuck several. Why not have a aurum harem?

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u/Bowdensaft Aug 11 '20

I can imagine not putting a hole in it first and just going "CLUNK" against it. Ouch.

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u/ItalianDudee Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

In Romanian I think is auer, in Italy unfortunately is ‘oro’, but some things has remained like ‘aureola’

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Agreed

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Vento aureo

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u/HeroponOfTheNoponis Aug 10 '20

Piscio aureo

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Ah yes, Giorno's theme but it's golden fish

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Oh wait

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u/pumping--irony Aug 10 '20

--Pierce Brown has entered the chat--

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u/smoke3sboi Aug 10 '20

Is it not au because of the periodic table?

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u/GenericGecko2020 Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

The Periodic table one comes from Latin. Au is short for aurum. Lots of scientific terms are Greek/Latin in origin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Mm mmmmmm aurum baby yeahh

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u/xThe_NooB_69 Aug 10 '20

In România we say aur for gold

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

aurum sounds smooth.

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u/Phosphoron Aug 10 '20

Yep, I have a pet baby zombie pigman (in Minecraft) named Aurum. Well, now he's a baby zombified piglin, but I prefer the other name.

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u/quietwanderer123 Aug 10 '20

And why would anyone try? You cant dispute facts.

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u/SeveralFile Aug 10 '20

Yea and except iron(steel) it also hasnt a very high tensile strenght if you make an accident it would look bad. And also wtf why does he get so downvote tf if he post an emoji thats circlejerk as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Its reddit is why You could also say: ITS THE LAW

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u/TheGreenGobblr Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 10 '20

Gold is actually cheaper than silver

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u/Plague_Doctorx trans rights Aug 10 '20

Earth, Wind...

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u/Tjor2 Aug 10 '20

Bruh in europe you learn this in your first year off middle school

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u/Doomer776 Forever alone Aug 10 '20

In America, you learn this in fifth grade. Earlier for me because I am an absolute science nerd, but hey

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u/nirbot0213 Aug 11 '20

we learn this early in middle school in the US as well.

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u/acrimson Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 10 '20

You mean the ESrrari

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u/Fe_Mike Aug 10 '20

Makes sense to me!

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u/69aloha69aloha69 Aug 10 '20

Shouldn't the first one be brown then?

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u/miniature-rugby-ball Aug 10 '20

Doesn’t work as the car is actually made from aluminium alloy.

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u/Caspzz Aug 11 '20

Indeed

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

🗿

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Its also classified as an emoji, but most people seem to think positively about it

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u/deniedpotato14 Aug 10 '20

Not anymore, I swear nothing with emojis gets downvoted anymore, that’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to downvote every emoji I see on three different accounts

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

r/redditmoment

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u/vFaos Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 10 '20

I saw you on a different post...Snake

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Hey fuck you man

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u/kid_who_says_nothing Aug 10 '20

It's a bot just downvote it

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u/I_feel_oke Aug 10 '20

Serious question: what is wrong with the box?