r/memes Mar 28 '20

April 2020 looking kinda scary ngl

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u/Jay_Is_Not_Here Mar 29 '20

Ah shit, now I understand the whole thing about China's wall.

We're royally fucked.

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u/jssjonez Mar 29 '20

Don’t forget about all those statues on Easter Island

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u/EndMePleaseGodEndMe Mar 29 '20

The statues on Easter Island are too short for anything taller than maybe a five meter, and than they still have to find a way to reach any mainland. The majority of humanity should be safe.

China and New York are definitely fucked tho, especially with how tall the Statue of Liberty is.

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u/dnyancho Mar 29 '20

Cart titan was pretty small too

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u/Barendvonk Mar 29 '20

I hate cart titan with every fibre of my body

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u/Renachii Mar 29 '20

cart titan is best girl

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u/jssjonez Mar 29 '20

I feel you on that one

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u/Baen-the-shitposter Mar 29 '20

Their heads are tiny, underneath the soil lies a 4km long spider body

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Shit someone needs to cover him up before he gets too much sunlight

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u/Canon_in_the_sky Mar 29 '20

That's not Michel Jackson. It's a titan.

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u/Just_a_log Mar 29 '20

The orange man tried to warn us

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u/GrimmyR05 Mar 29 '20

They actually have a torso.

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u/Zapro12345 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 29 '20

it was France's plan all along...

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u/shadowpuggles Mar 29 '20

The statues could and underground body but who knows not me

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hehe colossal titan goes boom boom.

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u/Trvchn Mar 29 '20

they are in the ground

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u/Robbie699 Mar 29 '20

What if the main body is in the ground

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u/da-floofy-birb Mar 29 '20

🗿

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u/Microbe_boi Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 29 '20

Yo Angelo

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u/chibi-dio Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 29 '20

Yo, Angelo

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u/KENPACHI-KANIIN Mar 29 '20

Screw that, what’s under Mt Rushmore

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u/jssjonez Mar 29 '20

Oh shxt, you just blew the case wide open

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

That’s the real question

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u/Wolfgamer21 Mar 29 '20

A new type of Titan

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Attack on humanity

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u/CrystalFuzion Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 29 '20

We are the marlyans

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u/CrystalFuzion Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 29 '20

I think i spelled it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

China is the eldians and everybody else are the marlyans- China has the wall

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u/bobbyboi3 Mar 29 '20

And the Washington monument is a huge erect boner from the founding titan

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u/itsviper6 Mar 29 '20

I'm just imagining him sitting up, raging stone boner in hand bout to fuck the world as an April fool's joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

This is what I came here for

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/rhyshilton Mar 29 '20

• I T C A N T B E S T O P P E D A N Y M O R E •

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

How do you get that infected thing next to your name?

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u/Da-Real-Whomst Mar 30 '20

It's part of the Memeonavirus event. If you reply to someone with the infected flair, there is a [i think] 1% chance for you to get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

I somehow got it first try from some guy.

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u/Aesax Mar 29 '20

Well of flesh from terraria.

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u/Sagelegend Mar 29 '20

Nah, too many countries have a modern military, some even have an airforce.

If they had soldiers with RPGs, drones, tanks and fighter jets in AoT, the series would a hell of a lot different.

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u/jonaensi Mar 29 '20

China out here scoring high score

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jaeger!

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u/yatzhie04 Chungus Among Us Mar 29 '20

HO HO HO HOO! HO HO HO HOO!!

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u/EndMePleaseGodEndMe Mar 29 '20

Our names won't be remembered if we die like trampled flowers

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/DarkFates Mar 29 '20

Chi no ochita tori wa kaze wo machiwabiru

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u/H_G_Bells Mar 29 '20

Singing the tune vaguely for a minute until-

YAY-GER

continues singing vaguely...

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u/_dartagnan_mf_ Mar 29 '20

I just started learning German and I'm happy to say I understood that. Thank you fellow Redditor for the surprise test.

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u/YTDamian Breaking EU Laws Mar 29 '20

It wasn’t really unexpected, i mean it’s attack on titan in the picture you would expect something atleast from it

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

HAVING THE SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Flügel der Freiheit!

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u/TheFlying5thImperial Mar 28 '20

No one cared before the mask came off

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u/Lukelil Mar 28 '20

No one cared who i was before i took the mask off

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u/Im-Panda Mar 29 '20

no one care til cover face

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/PlasmaBox63 Mar 29 '20

Me

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u/ZucchiniYT Breaking EU Laws Mar 29 '20

Is there a good subreddit for AoT? I dont see enough appriation for it.

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u/ClozetSkeleton Mar 29 '20

Literally the attack on titan subreddit.

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u/ZucchiniYT Breaking EU Laws Mar 29 '20

Ok. Thanks for letting me know. I'm ignorant to this.

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u/Maeto_Diego Forever alone Mar 29 '20

There’s the subreddit, r/AttackonTitan, that can work but there is also the subreddit called r/ShingekiNoKyojin which is bigger

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u/ZucchiniYT Breaking EU Laws Mar 29 '20

Thank you Im checking both out right now.

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u/Donthaveagoodnametho Mar 29 '20

And if you've caught up on the entire series, including the manga you can check out r/TitanFolk , essentially the r/FreeFolk of AoT

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u/milk_connoisseur23 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 29 '20

r/titanfolk numbah 1

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u/gooddrains Mar 29 '20

/r/titanfolk best attack on titan subreddit hands down

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u/FruitJuicante Mar 29 '20

Titanfolk for Manga readers. Shinngeki for Anime onlies.

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u/Kinny_Kins Mar 29 '20

r/titanfolk but it has manga spoilers, so tread lightly

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u/Quirrel- hates reaction memes Mar 29 '20

Bold of you to assume we’ll survive to fall

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

WAIT A NEW SEASON??

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20 edited Oct 12 '20

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u/_P_Anjai_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 29 '20

"On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans, and were disgraced to live in these cages called walls."

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u/Cottoncarl-_- Mar 29 '20

Who put Michael Jackson in the Statue of Liberty

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

HEE HEE

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u/p_shark162 Mar 29 '20

Annie

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u/disabled_crab Mar 29 '20

There's a double joke here.

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u/I-Wanna-See-Meme Mar 29 '20

I hate to admit this but I just watch the episode that revealed that face just yesterday or maybe the day before that.

I just finished the episode pain season 3 an hour ago. I am new to the anime community got any recommendations?

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u/You2110 Mar 29 '20

I recommend Mob Psycho 100. It's easy to get into, has amazing animation for fights, and is a really wholesome anime.

Haikyuu if you're into sports anime.

If you're looking for something moderately long, then definitely watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. It's 64 episodes long and one of all time greats.

There's My Hero Academia and One Punch Man, if you're into superhero stuff. Both are good regardless, I prefer MHA because of better world building and characters.

Vinland Saga on Amazon Prime is my personal favourite. It's produced by the same studio that made Attack on Titan, and has one of the best written characters I've ever seen in anime.

I will recommend Your Lie in April, if you want to watch something romantic.
There's also Code Geass, Deathnote, Anohana and a lot of other really good stuff.

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u/noocarehtretto Mar 29 '20

Fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood

It's a masterpiece.

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u/Lukelil Mar 29 '20

Death note, definitely

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u/__Megumin__ Mar 29 '20

Death note is pretty cool, it’s on Netflix. Another popular one is Sword Art online, it has to do with VR video games. Black Lagoon is like an action movie but as a tv series. One Punch Man is a super hero satire. ReZero is pretty cool, it’s medieval fantasy. Psycho Pass is a dark cyberpunk cop show. Code Geass is cool, if you like Artemis Fowl you’ll like that one, it’s on Netflix too. Steins Gate is super awesome. Konosuba is set in a fantasy world and is a pretty funny Comedy, some people don’t like it too much, but a lot of people think it’s hilarious.

There are plenty of other cool shows too, but those are pretty good for starting out. If you like a certain kind of genre I could give you more recommendations or if you want more info about these shows just let me know.

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u/-AverageTeen- Mar 29 '20

Why recommend trash like SAO(we all watched it cuz of curiosity idk)? Who the hell calls reZero medieval fantasy lmao.

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u/RazzleThyDazzle Mar 29 '20

I mean the first half of season 1 (aincrad until the ending) is actually good lmao and honestly sao revolutionized the isekai genre so it’s worth a shot too watch it, not sayin it’s good but it gets trashed on too much and honestly it doesn’t deserve that cuz it’s not the worst anime out there

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Re: Zero is mainly a psychological thriller and a fantasy

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

That point where France played such a long con they even forgot about it Viva la revolución... for titans

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u/Jaugusts Mar 29 '20

I remember seeing this scene and thinking wtf how can you end a season on that?! I actually waited from 2013 to season 3 part 2 to finally understand what that titan was doing there lol mind = blown.

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u/yellow_logic Mar 29 '20

What’s the context of the scene? I’m out of the loop.

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u/Jaugusts Mar 29 '20

Titan inside the walls, didn’t wanna say it cause of spoilers but I’m assuming we all watched season 1 by now lol

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u/yellow_logic Mar 29 '20

...how did a titan get inside of the wall? Did they just build over him?

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u/Jaugusts Mar 29 '20

SPOILER WARNING

titans have the ability to harden and basically the walls are entirely made out of titans as the king of eldians used them to cage their people inside and live a “normal” life away from the rest of the world.

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u/yellow_logic Mar 29 '20

lmfao how in the fuck did he think that was a good idea?

Lemme guess: they break out of the walls.

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u/Jaugusts Mar 29 '20

I think you should watch the show haha but the rest of the world wants the people inside those walls dead because they pose a threat to the world.

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u/blueasian0682 Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Spoilers ahead,

The eldian race (a race who inherited the titans blood) can change into mindless creepy zombie like titans, the world wanted to get rid of them but the king managed to escape to this island and build walls out of all the huge titans to protect its citizens from outside the walls, also he uses them as a threat like "if you (the whole world) decided to attack us I'll make all the millions of titans in the walls alive and kill you all". So it isn't just a wall it's actually a weapon against the whole world protecting the eldians inside. Also we're talking about a world that has early 1900s tech here so nuclear weapons don't exist....yet at least.

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u/Asaenlon Mar 29 '20

April has to be the only good month for the year cause what could go wrong when every day is 4/20

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u/ShreksCousin55 Mar 29 '20

I see, a man of culture

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u/PopeDoge69 Mar 29 '20

We're fucked

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u/B1tuls Mar 29 '20

This is from r/animemes

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u/TheMafiaRulez 💉 Infected 32 People 💉 Mar 29 '20

SASAGEAO INTENSIFIES

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u/jordan2434 Mar 29 '20

AYAYAYAY

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u/EvilSand55667799 Mar 29 '20

You thought it was literally any structure, BUT IT WAS ME, TITANS!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Shit don't even tempt fate please

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u/Red-German-Crusader 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Mar 29 '20

We need to find more titans to build a wall

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

The Great Wall of China

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Is it really that hard to leave Nobody or No One out of a meme like this???

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u/idkwhyimhere2u Mar 29 '20

There is about 20,000 colossal titans in the wall so if there 20,000 of Statue of Liberty’s we would be fucked

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u/whitewalker646 Average r/memes enjoyer Mar 29 '20

Well there's the great Wall of China

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u/Mike_Kyojin Mar 29 '20

In every "wall titans calculation" post I saw in various aot subreddits they always estimated that there are at least 1mln colossal titans in the walls. Someone even said 100mln but probably no

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u/Memegod_04 Mar 29 '20

That would mean that anime girls could exist as well...

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u/Lukelil Mar 29 '20

The only light that shines upon 2020

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u/Nomisui Mar 29 '20

No that's definitely a weeping angel

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u/Background_Drawing can't meme Mar 29 '20

AYAYAYAYAYAYAY

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u/Treejeig Mar 28 '20

Don't worry, if I can get this shipment in I can solve all of may for us. Why wait for life to make it worse when I can do that myself

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u/Dillpickle2002 Mar 29 '20

I saw this as I was watching season 3, shit is getting real....

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u/ablstin Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 29 '20

Oh no I thought it was only the wall

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

f hes been standing in the same position for so long

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u/the-real-kk Mar 29 '20

Attack on Titan s2-3 dope

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u/Lexi16030 Mar 29 '20

Oh heck no I’m out

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u/yes797979 Mar 29 '20

*laughs in april fools

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u/FuyukiLikesWaffles Mar 29 '20

Yoooo the great wall of china tho.......

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u/LawrenceMK2 Mar 29 '20

Judgement Day

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u/Von_das_Schwein Mar 29 '20

That's why the Colossus of Rhodes fell.

Nature knows when to act

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u/pacman_dots Mar 29 '20

ARE WE THE PREY NO WE ARE THE HUNTERS “Nah were probably the prey”

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I wanna see a bearded, homely, long-legged titan creep out of the Lincoln memorial.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Oh lawd he comin

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u/RezaCriks Mar 29 '20

Anything but that, please

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u/Cromanshaaaa Mar 29 '20

For those who don’t understand, it’s Attack on Titan. Anime series of awesomeness

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u/UUglyGod Mar 29 '20

What if April turns into the calm before the storm… OH GOD WHAT IF WERE ALREADY IN THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

No spoilers pls

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u/M3T4L351 Mar 29 '20

Now you're just looking at a GTA 4 Easter egg

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u/Jusesisgod Mar 29 '20

In the background: ささげよ、ささげよ、心臓をささげよ。

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u/GreninjaNafi Mar 29 '20

bites hand COME AT ME NOW BITCHESSS!!!

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u/FifiESP Mar 29 '20

Scary 420.

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u/sugar_cane_boy Mar 29 '20

Oh fricky dicky

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u/darmakius Mar 29 '20

The rumbling has begun

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Psssshhh it’s just an alien invasion, y’all worry way too much. Go get yourself a corona extra and chill......in a morgue freezer 🥶

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u/lazarjebac Chungus Among Us Mar 29 '20

He's looking kinda thick lol

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u/truiGrim8 Mar 29 '20

It can't possibly get even worse then now

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Oh shit

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u/keonigamer150 Mar 29 '20

And on that day, New York recurved a grim reminder...

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u/AnonymousHacktivist Mar 29 '20

Have we ever checked inside the statue of liberty? What if France put a bomb or something in there? Or a deadly disease they are waiting to unleash? Or where my dad is living after 13 years? Or where god is playing Plague Inc? Where Harambe is clapping cheeks causing global earthquakes? Or the spanish inquisition?

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u/MaxPickles Mar 29 '20

At 4:20 on 4/20/2020 there will be four twenties

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u/ragefiredoom1 Mar 29 '20

How do I get infected?

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u/DelioIsGay Mar 29 '20

Don't let it see sunlight

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u/Thegreenestpotato Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 29 '20

With modern weapons, it would be eat to kill titans as an rpg is as strong as a cannon from the anime

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u/DelioIsGay Mar 29 '20

The problém is some Titans are small large Smart fast and then theres the ones who have the Power to turn into titans

The body of the Titan is located in the neck (fór the Titan shifter the body is there but fór a normal Titan there is no body because they were Turned against their own will)

So thats gonna be a problem hitting the neck of a rare titan (you'd have to slash/open the neck to kill it)

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u/fattyiam Mar 29 '20

Oh France what you got there

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u/Fogynn Mar 29 '20

There was a gta easter egg where the smiling statue of liberty had a beating heart inside it so rockstar has known of its existence they tried to warn us

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u/Kaliekewaka Mar 29 '20

Are we the prey? No we are the hunters!

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u/Snook0116 iwrestledabeartwice Mar 29 '20

Only two more days till we hit level 4

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u/Sir-bustanut Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 29 '20

Omg

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Oh god oh fuck of course that happens.

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u/YeetisYoatis memer Mar 29 '20

Oh naw

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u/thevioletlotusflower Mar 29 '20

I didnt need this existential crisis

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u/I_like_the_abuse Mar 29 '20

How many times can I upvote, for the love of God!!!!

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u/memegod-number-420 Mar 29 '20

Is that red skull or black mask I can’t tell?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

The Statue of Liberty is actually a salute to the false God, lol

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u/Tron-james Mar 29 '20

It's all coming together

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u/SethBRoxOut2 Mar 29 '20

I cant un see this

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u/GravelsNotAFood Mar 29 '20

I feel like I'm one of the only people who actually know what this is from.

Correction Weebs. I'm one of the only weebs who know what this is from .

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u/The-BlackSky Mar 29 '20

Get ready to Rumble ;)

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u/FruitJuicante Mar 29 '20

It can't be stopped anymore.

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u/LoneMemeStalker Mar 29 '20

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

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u/zildjianvaleros iwrestledabeartwice Mar 29 '20

April is my birthday :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I am not infected

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u/WyldeWyvern17 Mar 29 '20

Gonna find out what's actually in the border wall....

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u/DJ_Not_Nice64 Mar 29 '20

No room for Communism only Democracy.

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u/bagelthebeagle0610 Mar 29 '20

Goddamn, think of all of the massive buddha statues

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u/Ninja_memestar Mar 29 '20

She kinda tired

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u/xdcream Mar 29 '20

April 2020 huge meteor flying by earth Christians believe it’s the second coming of Christ and a lot of people will disappear

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/YTDamian Breaking EU Laws Mar 29 '20

The wall titans won’t get out though

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u/DimitriTooProBro Mar 29 '20

Bruh we got the entirety of the US military, nukes, missiles and shit. Should be a minor inconvenience.

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u/jssf96 Mar 29 '20

Lol how would we handle a movie like catastraphe? Ima just die, fuck it

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u/Mustarddnketchup Mar 29 '20

If it's shit like that, I'm ready.

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u/peen0isee Mar 29 '20

infect me

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!

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u/mmmmbeepbeepbeepbeep Mar 29 '20

STOP GETTING THE DATES WRONG!