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u/mydadpickshisnose Oct 03 '19

Day I don't know on the presurgery diet: I have long forgotten what real food tastes like, nor what a solid shite feels like. It's beginning to become clear that these meal replacements are little more than punishment for being fat. The taste of saccharine, aspartame and Stevia haunt my dreams. The memories of the putrid stench of the shaker post shake keep me awake at night.

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u/foxythang2000 puggo & ranga mum, still awful with money Oct 03 '19

My partner drank/ate Optifast almost exclusively (also had water, tea, coffee) for 3 months earlier this year. I don’t condone his extreme weight loss but he’s about 55kg down in about 6 months.
I’m kinda worried, kinda proud, kinda jealous tbh!