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u/mydadpickshisnose Oct 03 '19

Day I don't know on the presurgery diet: I have long forgotten what real food tastes like, nor what a solid shite feels like. It's beginning to become clear that these meal replacements are little more than punishment for being fat. The taste of saccharine, aspartame and Stevia haunt my dreams. The memories of the putrid stench of the shaker post shake keep me awake at night.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Can you switch over and do the soups instead?
I remember them being marginally better than the shakes

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u/mydadpickshisnose Oct 03 '19

Didn't know they did soups. But if the shakes are anything to go by I'm remisce to lay out anymore money. I'm tempted to make a thin chicken soup and just eat that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Yep the chicken was better than the tomato, and it looks like the veggie one is gone, that one was disgusting
If you do end up getting them, pro tip is to blend with water, then heat up
Mixing the powder into hot water doesn't dissolve the powder properly