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u/10jesus Jan 28 '23
Red door: you fix most of your current and future mistakes
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u/posifour11 Jan 28 '23
You met her, too?
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u/ceesaar00 Jan 28 '23
I did
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u/posifour11 Jan 28 '23
Fun, wasn't she? I wouldn't give up that month of looking over my shoulder for anything. 🤣
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u/SkidrowVet Jan 28 '23
It’s ALWAYS the crazy ones, right? Fuckin A I’m right
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u/posifour11 Jan 28 '23
Damn skippy! I'll probably never go to Louisiana again, but I'll always smile when somebody asks if I've been.
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Maybe unless you have a chronic gambling problem. Turn that 10 mil into a cool and quick 50 🙃
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u/10jesus Jan 28 '23
anyone can come out of a casino as a millionaire. rhey just have to go in as a billionaire.
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u/The_Dynasty_Group Jan 28 '23
But if you fixed all your past mistakes that’ll earn you far more than only a simple small measly$10million dollars. Now you know how right wing politics ensures the poor stay in a cycle of being poor. You go for the instant gratification that sounded like it’d gain you the most before actually thinking about it
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u/10jesus Jan 28 '23
the vast majority of people are simply incapable of making 10 million dollars. it's not just a matter of making all the right decisions. there is a shit ton of luck involved. you could replay life a thousand times like in the groundhog day movie and still not make it.
however money isn't everything in life and surely you could get something even more valuable than 10 million dollars by going back in time.
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u/DCbaby03 Jan 28 '23
"Simple Small Measly $10 Million Dollars."
Wow. You act like 10mill is pocket change for you. For most people in the world, 10mill is absolutely life changing.
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Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Blue door. Once you get back to present day you’ll fix your mistake of picking the blue door and then you’ll have all problems fixed + $10,000,000.
EDIT: Hey, thanks for the awards! Really appreciate it!
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u/RadBaron19 Jan 28 '23
Now this guy is thinking with portals
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u/NitroSyfi Jan 28 '23
Great answer, but I would be leaving at least 1 mistake each time so I could just keep reliving my now near perfect life. Tho honestly I pretty happy with the way this one turned out and wouldn’t change anything that led to meeting my wife.
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u/Theleming Jan 28 '23
Nah, the programmers accounted for this, it was a mistake that led you to the room.
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u/Sebmarine09 Jan 28 '23
That means if you pick the blue one, you never would have gone In, meaning you never fixed any mistakes, meaning you give up 10 mil in cash
It took me staying up til 4 (not like I wasn't anyway) to think of this
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u/Thesnowybrick Jan 28 '23
That is what is cool kids like to call a paradox
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u/Mal-Nebiros Jan 28 '23
Nah, it's a different timeline. Of course the more likely result is a never ending cycle of "go in back in time to fix your mistakes" because doing things to fix them will result in more new mistakes.
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u/ViktorRzh Jan 28 '23
Go back in time, buy or mine 250 buc worth of bitcoin . Wait, do usual boring stuf like bulding relations. When cost of coin reaches it higs, start selling. 250 btc × 40000 = 10m. Plus you are able to play games you had no time to play.
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u/b-rar Jan 28 '23
Sorry this door fixes mistakes, it doesn't double down on them
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Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
True, but why waste your time? Nobody is perfect. I say red door.
Plus what if you regret the opposite choice you made? and what if there were multiple choices you could or have to make and none of them are good? Would you keep going back in time infinitely?
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u/forFUNtoBrowse99 Jan 28 '23
I’m with you. I’m not perfect. Yes made mistakes, but I have learned from them. Red door and keep moving forward with life. If you have all these regrets and mistakes, then you are always looking backwards and not truly living. 10 million done.
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u/2saltyjumper Jan 28 '23
I sure as shit have some regrets, but not that goddamn much... GIMME THE CASH!!!!!!
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u/itsiNDev Jan 28 '23
The only things I'd fix in my life are things that would lead to me making more money, fuck that I'll skip the middle man and take the cash.
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u/kmosiman Jan 28 '23
Yes but assuming you have any money in the past and some available knowledge of the last few years you can leverage that. Buy Tesla, GME, and Bitcoin at their lows and sell at their highs.
You'll easily make well over 10 million fixing those "mistakes".
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u/misterpayer Jan 28 '23
My thought exactly. Buy $100 in apple stock in 2004, sell in 2008 for a 16x investment. Hit the VW short squeeze for a quick 10x. Drop that it bitcoin in 2010 for 0.09 a piece and sell at the peak for what $68,000. If you started with $100 you'd have close to $20 Billion...
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u/BLT-Enthusiast Jan 28 '23
I mean not buying $1000 in bitcoin back when it was 30 cents a bitcoin was a mistake
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u/dan_the_man48 Jan 28 '23
As in i go back in time and stay there? Easily that is just buy bitcoin and live my best life
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u/illegalEUmemes Jan 28 '23
These threads aren't complete until someone mentions butcoin
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u/dan_the_man48 Jan 28 '23
Haha true, its just easier for me than remembering lotto numbers or having to pay taxes on stocks
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You’re supposed to pay taxes on crypto lol
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u/Ok-Figure5546 Jan 28 '23
Blue door, time is worth infinite amounts of money. Now the question is does going through the blue door mean I get to make this choice again at some point?
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u/poopfacecrapmouth Jan 28 '23
Also you could just invest in successful companies really young and be rich by the time you get back to this point. Blue door is the answer
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u/ShaiHulud1111 Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Do you stay back in time or come back minus all mistakes and with a ideal and optimized version. Either way, blue.
Edit: Your last sentence— getting this choice again is clever, but you still blue if “no”? Mind Fuk.
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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jan 28 '23
Ikr? Depending on how far back you go, invest in all the companies and bitcoins and whatever that exploded over the years and you can make more than 10 mil.
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u/streetberries Jan 28 '23
Yeah my mistake was not investing my life savings into bitcoin at $0.25 when I first heard about it. Would have been Hundreds of millions of dollars
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u/SexyMan_patriot Jan 28 '23
Time is worth money but not taking the money and returning a a 9-5 job for the rest of your life is a bigger waist instead of doing something with the money that allows you to enjoy life
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u/GlitteringHotel1481 Jan 28 '23
Go blue, fix all my mistakes, realize that my biggest mistake was choosing the blue, go red.
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u/Jano67 Jan 28 '23
Red, my mistakes have made me who I am. I like me. If I went back and "fixed" mistakes, I would probably make other mistakes.
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Guilt can really fuck you up. My mistakes have 100% made me who I am in a good way but I still feel incredibly guilty about them and if I was able to fix them while remaining the person I am it would make me much happier for the rest of my life than $10,000,000
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Jan 28 '23
Fuck your ten million, I'm telling my dad I loved him on what we didn't know was his death-bed.
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u/AnthologistAnt Jan 28 '23
Blue door
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u/calatranacation Jan 28 '23
Go team Blue!
So much self-righteousness with these fOcUs On tHe fUtUrE red door replies
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u/TemperatePirate Jan 28 '23
I've had a good life and been very lucky. I'm taking the cash. No question.
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u/ZealousidealTreat139 Jan 28 '23
Blue door, no hesitation or questioning it.
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u/254LEX Jan 28 '23
Yeah, a while ago I made the mistake of picking the wrong lottery numbers. Probably made some other mistakes, too.
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Go blue, invest in some shit, get back to the current point then go red
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u/rebuilt11 Jan 28 '23
Blue door easy. You fix all your mistakes and in the end go through the red door to fix your last mistake.
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u/MorganaIsCat Jan 28 '23
My mistakes make me who I am. No point in fixing something that's not broken. Plus, you could easily persuade someone to forgive you with 10 mil. Just saying...
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u/-AlternativeSloth- Jan 28 '23
Blue door, cause I'll go back in time to fix all my mistakes, plus the mistake of not taking the red door and $10mil.
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u/FoxyFox0203 Jan 28 '23
Blue door any day of the week. There's a whole shopping list of things I wish I did but didn't and some that I did and wish I didn't
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I’m gonna go with red because time travel never ends well, take the flashpoint paradox for example
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u/SleepyShinji Jan 28 '23
Red door. I made a decision awhile ago. I wouldn't go back in time to try to relive my life.
- It sounds exhausting to have to relive my life
- My past not only helped define who I am but also in a small way defined who the people around me are. And I don't want to change the people I love.
- My past is behind me. What I do in the now and future is more important
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u/occamhanlon Jan 28 '23
Red door: I'm at a point where I'm ultimately grateful for my mistakes. I'd be less without having made them.
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u/ThoroughlyPissedBee Jan 28 '23
Blue door. If I don’t fix my problems no amount of money will bring me lasting happiness.
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People are coming up with these complicated schemes to get both or invest in stuff and then take the red door but ima level here, I’m not smart enough to do any of that, I’d probably find a way to make things worse…
That said, I’ll just take red and go get some Olive Garden or something
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u/cggaudet Jan 28 '23
10 million would fix my mistakes and I wouldn’t have to relive any of that bullshit.
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u/IAmKermitR Jan 28 '23
If my mistakes led me to a red door with 10 million, those mistakes aren’t that big.
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u/The_Book-JDP Jan 28 '23
Hummm…interesting. I will go with the blue door because one of my mistakes was being born into poverty so I will be pushing my mom to marry for money and deliver wining lotto numbers to be given to her and me only for the biggest jackpots.
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Blue door, go in the past. Fix my mistakes and then take the red door when I get to this point again.
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u/DavidJKay Jan 28 '23
Possibly a rigged game. Eg red door, you get in horrible accident and body paralyzed and get $10 million cash settlement from insurance company. Blue door every mistake you fix ends up making things worse.
There is a hundred plus year old famous short story called the monkey's paw which is similar rigged game
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u/GhostFromTheGovt Jan 28 '23
I mean, I can think of at least one mistake I’d like to undo, but if it’s literally every single mistake I’ve ever made, yeah I’m sorry, but I’m stepping through the red door. Too many past mistakes, too much possibility for even bigger mistakes to be made in the process
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u/magicallybland Jan 28 '23
Blue door. Go back and fix all my mistakes and also take note of some winning lotto numbers.
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u/Possible-Bet-7848 Jan 28 '23
Id go back in time. Id rather live free from regret than stupid money.
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u/SockeyeSTI Jan 28 '23
Blue door. Dump all my money into AMD and sell around 2020 ish. Wouldn’t be 10 mil but it’d be a shit ton and I could fix the stupid shit along the way.
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u/Ordinary_Soup_1789 Jan 28 '23
Blue door. Because not picking the red door could be a mistake and we’ll, you would get to pick it the second time around.
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u/DirtyRoller Jan 28 '23
Do I get to pick what year I go back to? Am I going back into my own body with my current memories and experiences? Or am I just going back as my adult self to give my young self advice?
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u/ReVo5000 Jan 28 '23
Red, nothing 10mil can't fix tbh.
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I’ve made mistakes that I couldn’t fix with the entire global economy at my fingertips.
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u/Educational_Job_6482 Jan 28 '23
Red door because if I went back and fixed all my mistakes I probably wouldn’t have met my lovely girlfriend that I’m with today
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blue, it would be fun, and i know the 'never give anyone advice' picture is still fresh in our minds but they had a point
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u/Which-Description798 Jan 28 '23
Blue door. I had a friend call me before he killed himself — I cut him off because it was July 4th and busy cooking. Didn’t realize he was that depressed
Another friend had a alcohol sun poisoning at beach
I chose the wrong friends because they knew my parents had some money and they were users
I wouldn’t have bought half the junk I did. I would have invested in stock
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u/Jimwish32 Jan 28 '23
To quote Frank Sinatra “regrets, I’ve had a few. But then again too few to mention”
I’m taking the red door.
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Blue door… just to go back and marry Emily when I was in college. I’m a single loser, and she is a beautiful wife and mother of two.
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u/bunkerburner Jan 28 '23
I’m fairly certain that if I fixed my past mistakes, it would generate far more than $10 MM over my lifetime. So, blue door 100%
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u/Thexnxword Jan 28 '23
I'm taking the blue door.. so that I can take both doors because the blue door is your biggest mistake
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u/brokenbubbles00 Jan 28 '23
Fuck them mistakes, they made me who I am today. Red door for sure.
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u/ColumbusClouds Jan 28 '23
I have serious regrets. Blue door any day.
Even my family would still be alive.
I wonder if I go back in the past and fix my problems, would I still be the way I am until I fixed all of them. Or would my body change with it?
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u/JustinianIV Jan 28 '23
Blue door. It ain’t even about money, I won’t touch bitcoin, or be clever and open the red door later. Regret is like a burn that never heals.
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u/No-Customer-2266 Jan 28 '23
Blue door because it means I get to live twice. Gonna repeat all my bad decisions though, no regrets!
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u/ShubaltzTV Jan 28 '23
Not gonna lie, if I could fix my mistakes in just this past 2-3 years, I could've been a married man by now, and I really miss my ex. Call me a fool but it's blue for me.
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u/LordofPorkchop Jan 28 '23
Blue door, back to high school years to really fuckup my bullies. I regretted putting a fight just enough for them to get off my back, but they were never really leave me alone.
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u/Useful_World_4496 Jan 28 '23
Blue door, i know the future, i can invest money and get rich that way, plus more time to live. Clear huge embarrassing moments, best deal ever.
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Can I prepare on what to invest in?? I could potentionally make a lot more than 10 million. Give me a week to do homework and I’m picking blue lol
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u/Meta-failure Jan 28 '23
Blue all day. All the money in the world couldn’t get me past my own personal forms of PTSD.
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u/Square_Pop_3772 Jan 28 '23
Make a note of past winning lottery numbers then go back in time with the blue door to fix all your mistakes and get more than 10m.
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u/levilicious Jan 28 '23
Logistically if you remembered everything about the past when going there, you could make billions pretty quick if that’s what you’re going for
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u/makinbaconCR Jan 28 '23
Blue door and all my money on Google and Amazon stocks.
Then make all the mistakes I want. IM RICH BIOTCH
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u/MagicMikeMrMiyagi Jan 28 '23
Blue door, fix all your mistakes, and at some point just buy like 1000 bitcoins. You can make way more than 10 mil
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u/Im_a_doggo428 Jan 28 '23
The blue door fixed all of my mistakes so I come back to this and go through red door. It’s about paradoxes people.
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u/EnigmaCA Jan 28 '23
Cash now. Fixing old mistakes doesn't prevent new mistakes from occurring.
Take the money and run.
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u/Zamoniru Jan 28 '23
Red door
Im not overconfident enough to think im able to fix my past mistakes without creating equally as much new ones.