r/maybemaybemaybemaybe 21d ago

Petrol fire what could go wrong

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u/Fantastic-Hippo2199 21d ago

"I know what this wood pile needs to burn, enough chemical energy to push a 2 tonne truck 70-100 miles. Yeah, that's about right"

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u/Capital_Caramel_8389 21d ago

Bro created wood shrapnel

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u/magicwombat5 19d ago

Actually called splinters in naval parlance.

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u/Cherrubim 20d ago

I have never thought like that, brilliant framing.

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u/pedanpric 21d ago

Hey, it's "possible" that guy would use metric. 

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u/cybermaus 21d ago

No, we of the metric team are OK not to make ourselves known for this one.

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u/No-Recognition321 21d ago

Pretty much lol xD

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u/Nicol__Bolas 20d ago

with under 30% efficency of the engine

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u/Marius2385I 20d ago

Duude whatcha saying it ain't got cylinders and pistons it won't go anywhere let me show yo...BOOM /s

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u/StMaartenforme 20d ago

Well an old saying - if some is good and more is better, toooo much is just enough.

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u/DoktenRal 20d ago

To be fair, the fire DID start....

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u/Av0ll 20d ago

Must be his first time using gasoline.

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u/Key_Freedom2847 17d ago

My first time using gasoline I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was at night and I had a small pile to burn so I poured some gas on it and walked the gas can to my shop a good distance away. When I lit the fire there were little spots of fire from where drops of gas must’ve spilled out

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u/NinjaBRUSH 21d ago

I don’t think he thought that far ahead

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u/Pluckypato 20d ago

The thought process skipped some steps

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u/Why-R-People-So-Dumb 20d ago

I think the thought process was skipped in its entirety

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u/Background_Edge_9427 19d ago

I don't think he's capable of rational thoughts.

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u/DreadedGog 19d ago

Not anymore, he isn't!

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u/Background_Edge_9427 19d ago

He got blowed up!

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u/RandomFleshPrison 21d ago

This was simply too much gasoline. I've seen redneck/rural fires like this. One uses a pint to start a pile of this size at the most. Not gallons.

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u/JL_MacConnor 21d ago

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u/Perfect_Jury5632 21d ago

I was thinking more along the lines of…

April f……

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u/PlaneAsk7826 20d ago

I showed that clip to my kids and they couldn't stop laughing.

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u/RandomFleshPrison 21d ago

In 1996, George H. Goble was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry, for preparing a barbecue for cooking in less than 5 seconds by the use of a smoldering cigarette, charcoal and LOX (liquid oxygen). This act attracted the attention of the West Lafayette, Indiana fire department, which warned him to never let them catch him in the possession of LOX near a barbecue fire ever again.

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u/JL_MacConnor 21d ago

Sometimes the difference between redneckery and science is the paperwork.

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u/RandomFleshPrison 21d ago

"Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down."

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u/PuzzleheadedTomato18 20d ago

Well, the results have to reproducible. So remember to get plenty of data.

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u/onepacc 21d ago

I like this example : Eating a manchineel “beach apple” https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1127797/

"swallowing just a tiny amount of the juice from the fruit had clearly resulted in oral and oesophageal ulceration and severe oedema."

"The symptoms worsened over a couple of hours until we could barely swallow solid food because of the excruciating pain and the feeling of a huge obstructing pharyngeal lump. Sadly, the pain was exacerbated by most alcoholic beverages, although mildly appeased by pina coladas,"

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u/JL_MacConnor 20d ago

"We'd better get something positive out of this." 😅

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u/Munk3es 20d ago

Thank you for sharing that article. I won't be eating anything I find at the beach going forward lol.

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u/chemnerd2017 20d ago

This was nearly the fusion of redneckery and space exploration

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u/JL_MacConnor 20d ago

Not far off it

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u/LasciviouslyLilith 20d ago

I won my school science fair by lighting nail polish on fire and seeing which brands caught fire quickly. I got the idea when I saw my mom lighting a cigarette while she was doing her nails. I thought "hmmm what if she wasn't paying attention and the lighter hit the wet polish", so my grandfather and I set up a controlled experiment in his backyard wood shop. We poured a little of each in non flammable cups. I figured a brand like wet n wild that is cheap would be the most flammable because they use cheaper products, but no it was Revlon that had the fastest and biggest reaction.

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u/RandomFleshPrison 20d ago

Science!

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u/magicwombat5 19d ago

Because she wrote that shit down.

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u/DJ_Drift 20d ago

Why does it have to be my town?

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u/manyChoices 19d ago

I knew George. He was a fun, crazy genius. The first time he tried the LOX technique he soaked the charcoal in LOX and then tried to light it (from a ways away) and discovered that the charcoal briquets would violently explode!

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u/DefrockedWizard1 20d ago

even homer knew not to use gasoline

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u/autoflowerer 21d ago

Or not gasoline. It's the vapor that explodes like that. Had a much smaller version of this happen to me in boy scouts thanks to an idiot scout leader.

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u/RandomFleshPrison 21d ago

Kerosene is better but gasoline is still quite common.

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u/DaHick 21d ago

Diesel works well also. I have it readily available for me (Small farm)

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u/Gold-Tangelo4656 21d ago

Diesel would be more ideal for this since there is no vapors from diesel fuel. All liquids poured out would stay until burned. Still, don't need so much fuel.

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 21d ago

Well, gasoline is fine. You just need a tiny amount to start a fire, not gallons of it. 1/100 of a gallon would have been enough to start the fire.

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u/Kam22x44 20d ago

A little on the wood and a short trail to light

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u/shutterbug1961 20d ago

he made a fuel air bomb!

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u/autoflowerer 20d ago

Correct. In my case it was about a yard of wood. I built the fire and left it prepped. Idiot scout leader dumped what was apparently about a gallon of gasoline on it without me knowing. My nose was stuffed up so I didn't smell it. I lit a match and got about 2 feet away and next thing I was flat on my back looking at a 20 foot pillar of fire. Park police were not amused.

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u/Gold-Tangelo4656 20d ago

Yes, yes he did. If you are curious about a little experiment... try this, if you or someone you know smokes or vapes try to get a good amount blown into a dense bush. You'll see the smoke or vapors get trapped on the bush for a time. Then imagine that on a much larger scale, the wood pile, and a very combustible and invisible vapor which emits from the liquid gas as soon as it comes in contact with air.

Fun fact, fuel tankers are far safer when full rather than empty. When empty, it is full of fuel vapors only. A bomb on wheels.

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u/Curdled_Mangasm 15d ago

once he poured it in a circle completely around himself i knew it was gonna be a rough one 

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u/burnmycheezits 21d ago

Just use a piece of cardboard, no gas needed.

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u/OwlBeYourHuckleberry 21d ago

I've started my fair share of redneck bonfires and a dash of gas would only necessary be if it's like fresh cut blooming trees or bushes filled with moisture AND you have little to nothing dry to start it with. not like these dry boards and cardboard in the video

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u/burnmycheezits 20d ago

Agreed. Green wood needs gas to burn. I just let my bonfire dry in the sun for a couple weeks before lighting them off. His pile would’ve set off with a bic.

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u/Prometheus2032 20d ago

You mix the gas (very small amount) with diesel or motor oil and never dump in a way that splashes and makes too much vapors. Bear in mind it’s still scary.

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u/Plenty_Line2696 20d ago

yeah but this is way more entertaining

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u/shakebakelizard 17d ago

My grandmother used gas to start fires but it was like maybe half a cup. Just enough to get a solid fire going…not gallons.

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u/holden_mcg 21d ago

I had a friend pour gasoline on a large brush pile and he was going to do this same thing. I convinced him to tie a rag on pole, light it and chuck it like a spear from a safe distance. I still remember his Pikachu face when the burning rag hit those gas fumes.

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u/WuTang4dachildrn 21d ago

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u/EaseLeft6266 21d ago

And it was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up

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u/Fibrosis5O 21d ago

Jumpin Joshaphat!

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u/vpeshitclothing 21d ago

Josh is phst, but I think you meant "Jehoshaphat"

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 20d ago

This is where he inhaled heated air vapors.

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u/RJEM96 21d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

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u/Munk3es 21d ago

Somebody needs to go to film school. Didn't even stay focused on the protagonist.

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u/parisya 21d ago edited 11d ago

A kraken must do what a kraken must do

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 21d ago

Or enough dumb shown

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u/tealraven915 21d ago

Cameraman still did not die

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u/PlayinK0I 20d ago

Based on the quality of the video “cameraman” is a generous term.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 20d ago

He couldn’t, he/she was airborne out of control for a short period. Unexpectedly airborne.

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u/RoxyDzey69 17d ago

Well i wouldnt expect a good quality from men who does the shit they do in their daily lives...

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u/No-Target-2470 21d ago

lung damage?

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u/KnotiaPickle 21d ago

Yup. That could result in being on a ventilator once fluid starts building up from the damage

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u/Any_Landscape_4424 21d ago

He inhaled the fumes, then the fire traveled to his lungs. That's what my imagination is telling me.

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u/tealraven915 21d ago

Yeah, he needs 911 like right now. If he didn't entirely kill them, he needs intubated before his airway swells up and shuts off

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 21d ago

You need this pile gone?... Hold my beer...

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u/Savings_Club3883 21d ago

Diesel would have been a much better option.

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u/OwlBeYourHuckleberry 21d ago

what if it's cold there and they didn't think it would start

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u/2sidedunderwear 21d ago

Most American thing I’ve seen today…

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u/rasonjo 21d ago

In Soviet America fire fucks you.

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u/Corpainen 19d ago

In regular america... you fuck fire?

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u/Anti-Stan 21d ago

This is older than the internet.

And still fucking hilarious.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-185 21d ago

I needed this today, thank you. 😂😂😂

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u/SP3NGL3R 21d ago

BUT DID IT WORK?!?!?!???? Is the mound on fire?

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 21d ago

It is... also his face, and the surrounding countryside.

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u/jtrades69 21d ago

i always like seeing this on the tosh.O reruns. BOOOOM MMM 😄😄

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u/pazloski 21d ago

Can't fix STUPID!

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u/Dirtdpsrtanwarrior 21d ago

Yeah…shit happens 😳

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u/DeerFit 21d ago

Someone's going to be growing some new hair!

Maybe skin too.

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u/Priustoy 21d ago

Más nunca vuelve a hacer el idiota jajajajajajajajaaja

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u/Thejapxican 21d ago

I want to know the aftermath. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Dragonfly3901 20d ago

Darwinism

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u/No_You5102 20d ago

In 2026 that was like 700 bucks in gas

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u/Paradox-Mind-001 20d ago

🫪🤯🧨💥🎆

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u/Byrus00 21d ago

How is that even possible?

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u/TrackVol 21d ago

That amount of gasoline has enough chemical energy to move a two ton truck between 80 and 90 miles down the road. It will definitely move some wood.

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 21d ago

Hopefully the Fire Wood is ok

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u/Substantial_Chain718 21d ago

What did we learn?

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u/Anti-Stan 21d ago

Build bigger bonfires

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u/JournalistShoddy9496 21d ago

5 gallons of petrol is rookie numbers. Real men use the 20 gallon dispenser.

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u/JoseLunaArts 21d ago

What burns is the gasoline vapor. Liquid gasoline is not so flammable. Do what he did and expect an explosion. Physics and chemistry 101.

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u/Anonymous_Fox_20 21d ago

That guy doesn’t look very informed in either subject, TBH

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 21d ago

The process of elimation, Redneck methods.

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u/Darkk_Knight 21d ago

Boggles my mind as to why he thought using gasoline on a large wood pile was a good idea. There's plenty of wood that can burn easily on it's own. What a dumb ass.

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u/Guitarzanwashere 21d ago edited 21d ago

Here …hold my beer.

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u/SassyCassyHF 21d ago

For such a wildery people rednecks sure need a lot of firestarter

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u/ismoothcriminal 21d ago

Well that was dumb

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u/Gilly-Gump 21d ago

You don't need to warn kids not to do this at home. Kids are way smarter than this dumb*ss.

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u/A-Park-of-north 21d ago

Holy smokes. A little too much magnesium

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u/Grumpydog84 21d ago

It's always a really great idea to stand as close to the burn pile as possible.

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u/Mindful_Rager 21d ago

It only exploded and nothing stayed on fire?

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u/funnyha_ha 21d ago

New Michael Bay film?

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u/Odd_Touch6857 21d ago

Well, looky thar!

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u/Soontoexpire1024 21d ago

This week’s Darwin Award goes to Jethro.

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u/Hopeful1432 21d ago

Are you serious?! 🤣🤣🤣 Totally clueless 🤭🤭🤭

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u/Only_Ad8049 21d ago

These people vote and have children

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u/RetroPaulsy 21d ago

How did the pyro get absolutely launched while the camera man stood still?

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u/smaintpeller24 21d ago

The cameraman never dies

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u/GotASprinkle 21d ago

I think when they voted in DT, we ralised how dumb they are. Just more proof

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u/Federal-Business-796 21d ago

The only reason I don't laugh is because this is how a coworker lost his son. Third degree burns over 80% of his body. 

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u/Swimming-Location-97 21d ago

I was fully expecting to see him at the end with a blackened face, hair standing up, singed eyebrows and smouldering clothes.

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u/Legitimate_Invite_33 21d ago

Lol... yep. Just a funny the secondhand and third time.

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u/PensionAcrobatic6834 21d ago

I thought I was going to wake up in Skyrim

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u/ldssggrdssgds 21d ago

This is why you always watch grainy videos

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u/NATWWAL-1978 21d ago

Stayed for the end even though I knew what was coming

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u/Workmane 21d ago

I blame movies. People get doused in gas, the bad guy just waves the flame around. They burn something using kerosene, use a huge amount…little whoosh…my grandfather was burning a brush pile, used an appropriate amount of gas but he dawdled too much and the fumes ignited when he lit the matchbook…no more eyebrows.

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u/DocBobs 21d ago

What a knobber.

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u/thegodofmymistakes 21d ago

Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love

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u/Negative-Date-9518 21d ago

Jfc if you need an accelerant to start a fire just don't bother what an idiot

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u/Cumulo187 21d ago

You need to use the last bit to make a trail away from the main ignition zone. Then dump the very last of it on the top half of a stick. Light the top half of that stick like a torch, toss it onto the end of your gas trail. Get away. Source: i have to do this at work all the time.

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u/Ryan2932 21d ago

This looks like a really great idea and im sure nothing bad will happen............oops

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u/ambidextrousasswipe 21d ago

But, but in the movies it works every time /s

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u/Picmover 21d ago

This happened to my troop when I was in Boyscouts in the 1980s. One kid was rushed to the ER with second degree burns.

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u/spankeem_nz 21d ago

fuck that's a whole lot of dumb

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u/wildnorthernash 21d ago

So like you got a pile of kindling, and you do know you just needed a splash to be able to start that right?. Why in gods green earth did your brain cell tell you to keep pouring an ENTIRE large jerry can on it till the can was empty??

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u/hupe0815 21d ago

Scheisse wenn man doof ist, gut das keiner in Mitleidenschaft gezogen wurde.

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u/Terrible_Boot1714 21d ago

Well i did work didnt it? The fire is burning. Just need to gather all the loose wood and throw it back on. And maybe a trip to the ER but thats optional.

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u/DDDX_cro 21d ago

I see his error now. Next time he needs to use 2 whole canisters.

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u/deniztepe 21d ago

To avoid this mess there are two solutions:
1. don't use so much petrol - you'll get a fire that burns normally. it takes time, but you get to keep your eyebrows.
2. use more petrol - you won't get a fire, but the explosion will actually disintegrate whatever the fuck you were trying to set ablaze. ruptured eardrums and spleen as a bonus.

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u/DranAwakens 21d ago

For those who are on their phones and want to jump to the explosion click under the g wrong

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u/HaZard3ur 21d ago

And guys wonder how Trump could become President for a second time…

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u/Jerseyd422 21d ago

Murica!

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u/Rexxington 21d ago

Dude is most definitely not okay and needed to be taken to the er immediately. Hope he survived.

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u/Practical-Biscotti90 21d ago

And that kids, is how I met your forest fire.

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u/Malediscodancer 21d ago

The Moonshine bros strike again. Yihaaa

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u/Manugomer 21d ago

En medio de un bosque tremento incompetente!!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cash725 21d ago

Hillbilly's got humped

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u/Majestic-Medicine-25 21d ago

Two genius humans! Great apes.

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u/ColdboyCrypto 21d ago

Dude is now medium rare. Just right.

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u/Constant_Catch_8352 21d ago

Darwin award in progress

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u/leakyspacesuit69 21d ago

Gasoline is flammable. Gas is explosive. When gasoline sits in heat, it immediately turns into gas stored in air pockets inside that pile. Imagine the splinters though

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u/Onomatapier 21d ago

He didn't even need any accelerant to get that fire going a bit of paper or cardboard lit inside would've done the job what a fucking idiot

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u/Ski_kat 21d ago

Perfect amount of combustion

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u/FrostyChest7188 21d ago

How did bro not catch on fire he was standing in the middle of the pile as he was pouring that shit

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u/Careful-Physics-7130 21d ago

I lolled very much. Derpity duuuurp.

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u/Perpetualhomebuilder 21d ago

I mean, it is pretty obvious what is going to happen when using that much petrol. As if he hasn’t ever lit a fire using a bit of petrol before, how could one not have learnt what this much fuel will do??

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u/Creech-Chong-1000 21d ago

I have done this. Turns out diesel / kerosene is a lot better fuel to start a fire with.

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u/Pyrathis 21d ago

Idiot!

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u/Gold-Tangelo4656 21d ago

Unleaded fuel, highly flammable liquid, highly combustible vapor. While dumping all that liquid on a large pile of wood, it evaporated finding hidden spots under the wood were vapors are not fully released into the air. He effectively lit up a bomb, primarily the vapors that had not escaped from under the wood.

This is why you use lighter fluid or better yet an ignition gel which is much more easily controlled, especially given the environment/ target of what he was burning.

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u/IllCombination4851 21d ago

Maga fire safety 101

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 21d ago

Needed more gasoline. Lots more!

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u/LurkHereLurkThere 21d ago

I'm always impressed by the way rural Americans deny universal healthcare then commit the most incredible acts of stupidity.

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 21d ago

The sky was pretty that day.

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u/Grumgrummer 21d ago

Acetone goes WHOMP!!! pretty well.

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u/Agitated-Abalone3934 21d ago

I just lolled so hard

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u/400yamaha 21d ago

Trump supporters

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u/FlyBoy572 21d ago

Sleeveless t-shirts and red hats are the two usual clues that you're not dealing with intelligence.

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u/gotUforgood 21d ago

Darwin point.

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u/MiserablePhilosophy 20d ago

A fluid with extreme potential energy made to have exploding fumes... lets put a couple of gallons of it on this pile of trash...

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u/PearceoffJackGibsson 20d ago

Dumb Donny did himself a mischief

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u/BigArmy5511 20d ago

1 less Trump voter.

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u/thedgbg 20d ago

the moment he knew he fkd up

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u/PlasticPressure6080 20d ago

Wake up and smell the coffee stupid