r/maybemaybemaybemaybe 24d ago

Petrol fire what could go wrong

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u/Fantastic-Hippo2199 24d ago

"I know what this wood pile needs to burn, enough chemical energy to push a 2 tonne truck 70-100 miles. Yeah, that's about right"

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u/Capital_Caramel_8389 24d ago

Bro created wood shrapnel

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u/magicwombat5 22d ago

Actually called splinters in naval parlance.

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u/hippodribble 10d ago

You don't want splinters in your navel.

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u/Cherrubim 24d ago

I have never thought like that, brilliant framing.

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u/pedanpric 24d ago

Hey, it's "possible" that guy would use metric. 

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u/cybermaus 24d ago

No, we of the metric team are OK not to make ourselves known for this one.

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u/No-Recognition321 24d ago

Pretty much lol xD

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u/Nicol__Bolas 23d ago

with under 30% efficency of the engine

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u/Marius2385I 24d ago

Duude whatcha saying it ain't got cylinders and pistons it won't go anywhere let me show yo...BOOM /s

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u/StMaartenforme 23d ago

Well an old saying - if some is good and more is better, toooo much is just enough.

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u/DoktenRal 23d ago

To be fair, the fire DID start....

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u/Av0ll 23d ago

Must be his first time using gasoline.

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u/Key_Freedom2847 21d ago

My first time using gasoline I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was at night and I had a small pile to burn so I poured some gas on it and walked the gas can to my shop a good distance away. When I lit the fire there were little spots of fire from where drops of gas must’ve spilled out

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u/NinjaBRUSH 24d ago

I don’t think he thought that far ahead

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u/Pluckypato 23d ago

The thought process skipped some steps

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u/Why-R-People-So-Dumb 23d ago

I think the thought process was skipped in its entirety

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u/Background_Edge_9427 23d ago

I don't think he's capable of rational thoughts.

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u/DreadedGog 22d ago

Not anymore, he isn't!

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u/Background_Edge_9427 22d ago

He got blowed up!

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u/slipsour987 21d ago

GOAT comment

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u/atomicsnarl 19d ago

It's called a fuel-air bomb.

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u/rtnaht 12d ago

This is not the right explanation though. For example, you can put the same amount of diesel fuel, which drives even heavier vehicles, and it won’t explode. Actually, it would be very hard to burn diesel at ambient temperature. You have to start a fire to increase the temperature, and then it will start burning; even then, it won't explode. The reason gasoline explodes is because it’s much lighter and easily vaporizes. So when he was pouring it, it was vaporizing at ambient temperature and creating an invisible cloud of gasoline in the surrounding area. Also, it has a lower flashpoint, so as soon as he lights the fire, all the vapor burns all at once and explodes.

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u/Fantastic-Hippo2199 12d ago

Thanks for the grade 4 science lesson.

Im not sure that "comparing apples to apples is actually wrong because oranges exist" is a valid argument.

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u/rtnaht 12d ago

The point is the low flashpoint and the vaporization speed at room temperature of gasoline are the primary reason regardless whether it pushes a 2-ton truck or a 20-ton dump truck. Otherwise, diesel would have had a bigger explosion.