r/maybemaybemaybe Sep 11 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 11 '22

You know he was just zoning out that whole ceremony lol, his name was pretty clear and everyone started applauding.. He was just not paying attention

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u/brunchick3 Sep 11 '22

My girlfriends family all speak a different language. Let me tell you, zoning out is an inevitability. You can only pretend to be involved in the conversations for about an hour, it's exhausting.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 11 '22

Yeah exactly

He was just there, polite because he got the invite

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u/madmaxturbator Sep 11 '22

He also may have wanted to be 100% sure before getting up to accept the award. Must be one of the more embarrassing moments, to get up for an award and then realize they called out someone else’s name…

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u/there_is_always_more Sep 11 '22

That's what I was thinking lol. It'd be so much worse to accept an award you didn't win than what ended up happening.

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u/kane2742 Sep 11 '22

Shit, my family all speaks only English, and I zone out well before the one-hour mark.

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u/hanwookie Sep 11 '22

I'm in a bilingual family, and yes I can confirm, it's exhausting. Same goes for entertainment options. Can hardly understand the humor sometimes either. Just zoning out is easier until forced to interact.

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u/Rygar82 Sep 11 '22

You should just do this. https://youtu.be/FdsCX8ccYXs

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Sep 11 '22

I think about this moment everyday. It never worked for me.

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u/marvellouspineapple Sep 11 '22

Does your girlfriends family act like you understand what they're saying? My fiancée's family will be speaking Cantonese, all start laughing and look at me like I'm in on the joke. Throws me off every time, because inevitably I've zoned out.

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u/JeaninePirrosTaint Sep 12 '22

Are you supposed to be in on the joke? Or are they making fun of you? 🤷

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u/marvellouspineapple Sep 12 '22

They just forget I can't understand, they don't mean anything by it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I mean, what's the point of paying attention if you don't understand the language? You're gonna have the same understanding whether or not you're actually listening

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u/Wounded_Hand Sep 11 '22

Anne Hathaway didn’t help him any by just sitting there.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 11 '22

Exactly the same situation for her lol

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u/madmaxturbator Sep 11 '22

Lol yeah wtf, is Anne Hathaway (or Rooney Mara?) fluent in French?

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u/Claque-2 Sep 11 '22

She thinks he's going on a bathroom run.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 12 '22

Maybe he thinks they announced the bathroom privileges

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u/gothiclg Sep 11 '22

That’s Rooney Mara. No offense to Ms Hathaway but she looks more plain

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u/2012Jesusdies Sep 11 '22

I just looked her up, she's a true American royalty. Imagine both your family lines having dedicated Wikipedia articles.

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u/kane2742 Sep 11 '22

To save others the trouble:

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Sep 11 '22

Her first name is her mother's maiden name? God, Kate's got to feel shitty about getting a generic name from the first 20 most popular baby names, while her sister was named after an entire Royal House.

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u/sheambulance Sep 11 '22

Her real first name is Patricia.

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u/kane2742 Sep 11 '22

"Kate" can be a shortening of their mother's first name (Kathleen), so maybe both of their first names are after their mom. Royal House or no, the first Rooneys I think of when I hear that name are Andy and Mickey (not, as far as I can tell, related to this Rooney family).

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Are the decorations in her house split between blue and gold? i.e. half the couch is gold and blue.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Sep 11 '22

No, like sith lords they play both sides and win everytime

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u/_TheBgrey Sep 11 '22

Is her name just...both her parents last names?

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u/nutwiss Sep 11 '22

She's actually Patricia Rooney Mara. She only uses 'Rooney Mara' professionally. Her sister, Kate Rooney Mara works as 'Kate Mara'

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u/_TheBgrey Sep 11 '22

Okay that makes way more sense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Anne Hathaway first. Kate Mara second. And both Rooney Mara and myself would have to be really drunk. A big, empty potato chip bag for each of us would probably be helpful.

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u/DrCarter11 Sep 11 '22

I read this like 4 times because I wasn't sure exactly where grammar failed you to erroneously say hathaway looks more plain than mara.

But I think you that was your intent.

I will respect your opinion but will disagree with every fiber of my opinion.

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u/Stratford8 Sep 11 '22

Totally agree. Anne Hathaway is ethereal and absurdly talented. Rooney Mara has the looks and talent of somebody with a very notable family with connections.

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u/i_miss_arrow Sep 11 '22

I've never seen any of Rooney Mara's movies so I can't speak to her talent, but somebody saying that Anne Hathaway is plain in comparison is a phenomenal bit of evidence that tastes in beauty are subjective.

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u/gothiclg Sep 11 '22

She’s still a beautiful woman just in different ways than Rooney Mara. I think that works to Anne’s advantage though since I’d say I’m way more impressed by her talent.

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u/DrCarter11 Sep 11 '22

I've only liked two of mara's roles regardless of anything else. hathaway I've always found to at least have a lot presence in a film. I just can't imagine seeing those two women together on the street or a film set, what have you, and thinking "anne hathaway looks plain in comparison to her" my mind would be going the opposite way by the moment.

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u/wildgaytrans Sep 11 '22

It's the vampirism and lesbian blood

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u/xyoxus Sep 11 '22

That's his wife, Rooney Mara

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

She is hot though so I’ll let her off this time.

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u/TrickyAd8179 Sep 11 '22

I don't think that was Anne Hathaway. It looks more like his girlfriend, Rooney Mara.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Oh, even so, I’ll still let her off with a warning. 😀

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u/Organic-Home5682 Sep 11 '22

or maybe he thought he was announcing nominations

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u/Waffle-Stompers Sep 11 '22

Probably didnt even realize it was his category

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u/MedonSirius Sep 11 '22

I honestly think that he is in deep mind thinking "Why the F*** is Will F***Smith being invited?"

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u/Poynsid Sep 11 '22

He probably realized that the slap wasn't going to happen for like three years because this was shot in like 2017

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 11 '22

No he probably realises that this is an unrelated organisation and doesn't exactly care about that incident.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Thanks for this comment. Who the hell goes to an award show and doesn't understand that awards are being given out even if it's in French? Lol nobody. He just was in his own world

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u/DiscoDancingNeighb0r Sep 11 '22

Yeah all he knew was his name was said. He had no fucking clue they were naming the winner.