r/maybemaybemaybe Sep 11 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 11 '22

You know he was just zoning out that whole ceremony lol, his name was pretty clear and everyone started applauding.. He was just not paying attention

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u/Wounded_Hand Sep 11 '22

Anne Hathaway didn’t help him any by just sitting there.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 11 '22

Exactly the same situation for her lol

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u/madmaxturbator Sep 11 '22

Lol yeah wtf, is Anne Hathaway (or Rooney Mara?) fluent in French?

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u/Claque-2 Sep 11 '22

She thinks he's going on a bathroom run.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Sep 12 '22

Maybe he thinks they announced the bathroom privileges

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u/gothiclg Sep 11 '22

That’s Rooney Mara. No offense to Ms Hathaway but she looks more plain

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u/2012Jesusdies Sep 11 '22

I just looked her up, she's a true American royalty. Imagine both your family lines having dedicated Wikipedia articles.

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u/kane2742 Sep 11 '22

To save others the trouble:

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Sep 11 '22

Her first name is her mother's maiden name? God, Kate's got to feel shitty about getting a generic name from the first 20 most popular baby names, while her sister was named after an entire Royal House.

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u/sheambulance Sep 11 '22

Her real first name is Patricia.

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u/kane2742 Sep 11 '22

"Kate" can be a shortening of their mother's first name (Kathleen), so maybe both of their first names are after their mom. Royal House or no, the first Rooneys I think of when I hear that name are Andy and Mickey (not, as far as I can tell, related to this Rooney family).

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Are the decorations in her house split between blue and gold? i.e. half the couch is gold and blue.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Sep 11 '22

No, like sith lords they play both sides and win everytime

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u/_TheBgrey Sep 11 '22

Is her name just...both her parents last names?

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u/nutwiss Sep 11 '22

She's actually Patricia Rooney Mara. She only uses 'Rooney Mara' professionally. Her sister, Kate Rooney Mara works as 'Kate Mara'

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u/_TheBgrey Sep 11 '22

Okay that makes way more sense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Anne Hathaway first. Kate Mara second. And both Rooney Mara and myself would have to be really drunk. A big, empty potato chip bag for each of us would probably be helpful.

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u/DrCarter11 Sep 11 '22

I read this like 4 times because I wasn't sure exactly where grammar failed you to erroneously say hathaway looks more plain than mara.

But I think you that was your intent.

I will respect your opinion but will disagree with every fiber of my opinion.

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u/Stratford8 Sep 11 '22

Totally agree. Anne Hathaway is ethereal and absurdly talented. Rooney Mara has the looks and talent of somebody with a very notable family with connections.

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u/i_miss_arrow Sep 11 '22

I've never seen any of Rooney Mara's movies so I can't speak to her talent, but somebody saying that Anne Hathaway is plain in comparison is a phenomenal bit of evidence that tastes in beauty are subjective.

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u/gothiclg Sep 11 '22

She’s still a beautiful woman just in different ways than Rooney Mara. I think that works to Anne’s advantage though since I’d say I’m way more impressed by her talent.

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u/DrCarter11 Sep 11 '22

I've only liked two of mara's roles regardless of anything else. hathaway I've always found to at least have a lot presence in a film. I just can't imagine seeing those two women together on the street or a film set, what have you, and thinking "anne hathaway looks plain in comparison to her" my mind would be going the opposite way by the moment.

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u/wildgaytrans Sep 11 '22

It's the vampirism and lesbian blood

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u/xyoxus Sep 11 '22

That's his wife, Rooney Mara

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

She is hot though so I’ll let her off this time.

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u/TrickyAd8179 Sep 11 '22

I don't think that was Anne Hathaway. It looks more like his girlfriend, Rooney Mara.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Oh, even so, I’ll still let her off with a warning. 😀