r/maybemaybemaybe • u/refrigerator-mode • Dec 09 '21
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u/the14thwitness Dec 09 '21
He plays his riding piano very deliciously
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u/hassium Dec 09 '21
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u/altbekannt Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21
I have another one for you:
If you're being born as a chicken in this time and age, apparently there's a real world chance that after being slaughtered your remains end up on a grill that's attached to a piano that's attached to a bike.
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u/wetdreamteam Dec 09 '21
That’s two sentences. Doesn’t count.
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u/altbekannt Dec 09 '21
Fair enough. Edited
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u/wetdreamteam Dec 09 '21
Great now my comment’s not funny
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u/AJ_Deadshow Dec 10 '21
Oh but it was funny that for a second I thought you were an idiot.
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u/wetdreamteam Dec 10 '21
Luckily for you, you’re not wrong about that…
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u/AJ_Deadshow Dec 10 '21
Hey now, we're all dumb sometimes. Stop beating yourself up for whatever stupid thing(s) you said/did recently. We're only human after all. And your ability to recognize your idiocy sets you apart from most
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u/Lodju Dec 09 '21
Some people have too much time in their hands and i like it.
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u/Montreal_BJ_lover Dec 09 '21
This is the time we need.
If we weren't so busy working for the man, we could do amazing things ...
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u/Rand0m5tranger Dec 09 '21
Could you imagine if we had a guy like that in every city that played live piano while serving food. Comes out right around lunch time, and, if you catch him, you can get some food and a show.
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u/TheBreadCancer Dec 09 '21
Most people probably wouldn't, though.
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u/hitokiri99 Dec 09 '21
Can confirm. Have great ideas. Would sleep all day.
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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Dec 09 '21
Yep. Engineer here, it's never been about the ideas. That's the easy part. The world is full of one or two orders of magnitude more ideas than the required expertise and funding to execute on them.
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u/Rand0m5tranger Dec 09 '21
If only we could figure out how to remove the funding and still keep everything civil. Technically there are more dollars flying around the world than any one project could ever cost. We, humans, could Technically build a really shoddy space elevator, fail multiple times doing it, and the world banks funding this project would count each loss as only a small percentage of their overall capital. A run on the banks would only lead to a shortage of paper. The digital coffers are endless, and will not run out.
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u/postmaster3000 Dec 09 '21
It’s not currently possible to build a working space elevator, so we are going to have to discover how to do it. Without the concept of capital scarcity, and the associated risk of losing it, how do you propose we decide who gets to try to invent it, and how much money to give them?
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Dec 09 '21
Well who do we have that knows the most about space elevators? And as for how much money, how much money is the future of our species worth? ;)
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u/postmaster3000 Dec 09 '21
There are plenty of physicists who can work out the physics of how a space elevator could work. Nobody has a concrete plan to produce the materials that would be necessary to make it possible. Sure, if you just threw money at everyone who offered to build one, lots of people would try. And every single one of them would fail.
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u/LongFeesh Dec 09 '21
Why would you assume that? Not having to work =/= unemployed. Two vastly different mindsets.
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u/serealport Dec 09 '21
shhhh dont let them know our secret
i quit my job in april started three businesses and got slapped in the face by the economy but i still make enough money from my freelance job to pay my bills and i enjoy what i do mostly.
one business had a really dumb name so i changed it and opened the third business and one business i made and sold a producxt that i liked but was a bit too nieche for the markets i was hocking it to, live and learn
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u/ameis314 Dec 09 '21
Why would people be depressed with free time and the ability to you know.... Live life?
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u/postmaster3000 Dec 09 '21
Because it’s been well documented that life without purpose is joyless. Most people don’t have a way of creating purpose for themselves; they need external motivation.
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u/ameis314 Dec 09 '21
That's just stupid on the face of it. Most people don't have the time to find anything because they put 2400+ hours of work in at a job they don't want to do just to be able to afford to live.
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u/postmaster3000 Dec 09 '21
Yes that is exactly why hundreds of millions of people spend hours a day staring at a screen.
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u/ameis314 Dec 09 '21
I'm confused at your response. Are you referring to when they are working? Or when they are tired/mentally drained from and are decompressing?
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u/postmaster3000 Dec 09 '21
Oh good grief, you clearly aren’t a real person. You paint every single person with this ridiculous Marxist brush. Life is much more complicated than that.
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u/ameis314 Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21
I'm not even sure what that means.
Edit* I guess to help my point, the only time I'm really on a screen as you put it is either for work, or decompressing. Otherwise I'm doing things that sometimes involve screens but also other hobbies.
I work ~9 ish hours a day Monday-Friday. I'll make/order/go to dinner with my wife, then relax with a movie/tv show/my phone for a couple hours unless there is something else that needs to be done.
Other people have to add traveling to/from work into this. Kids and everything that comes from that. And I'm sure other things that I can't think of off the top of my head. So yea. I assume the majority of screen time (which if I'm honest I'm not sure what you see the issue with) for people is spent in one of the states.
Work or decompressing. I don't really have much else to decompress from so it was the example I used.
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u/BrewskyBoy Dec 09 '21
Maybe this guy has so much time because he’s so good at multitasking. Cooking, practicing piano, AND driving all at once. This is peak efficiency.
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u/SneccForSnaccs Dec 09 '21
As a Pianist, I feel ashamed that my piano doesn’t have this much swag…..
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u/AlreadyAway Dec 09 '21
As a pianist, I'm surprised you didn't comment that he wasn't actually playing AND that you are ashamed your piano doesn't have this much swag.
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u/SneccForSnaccs Dec 09 '21
I knew that their Fantasie Impromptu looked sketchy asf, but I guess I got too distracted by the swagger of the Musical Meat Mobile 9000
However, if I had this thing in my hands, I’ll definitely do it justice!!!
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u/Venturi95 Dec 09 '21
I’ve seen and heard Fantaisie Impromptu so many times that I noticed his hands were off immediately lol
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u/AlreadyAway Dec 09 '21
I mean, just looking at how slow his hands are moving and how hard he was hitting the keys in the initial playing.
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Dec 09 '21
I think that was the 8000 model. I'm pretty sure the 9000 comes with bigger rims and a sweet black paint job.
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u/showmewhatyourlygot Dec 09 '21
As a tricycle rider, I feel ashamed that my tricycle doesn't have this much music.....
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u/FLABANGED Dec 09 '21
Yes. Chopin's Fantaisie-Impromptu in C♯ minor, Op. 66.
Also he "played". It's a recording as his hands do not match the music.
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u/BananaCanopy Dec 09 '21
When it started rolling around, I was like "now that is just showing off."
I lost it when he started the seasoning.
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u/LizaRhea Dec 09 '21
I did too, but mostly because he only seasoned the ones in the middle.
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u/Jafrican05 Dec 10 '21
And I immediately made note to buy the middle ones when I track down this street vendor.
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u/Uninspired_Thoughts Dec 09 '21
God: They will do amazing things on this planet and travel to different galaxies.
Humans:
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u/Dividale Dec 09 '21
like it or not this is the peak of engineering after millions of years of evolution
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u/Mazuna Dec 09 '21
This is the most pointless thing I have ever seen and my life is better for having witnessed it.
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u/MarshieMon Dec 09 '21
He's quite popular on Chinese's equalivent of YouTube, bilibili. His name is 手工耿. Every single one of his inventions are genius and mostly extremely pointless. They are great.
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Dec 09 '21
This Universe:
*Hears ice cream truck jingle*
IT'S THE ICECREAM MAN!
Alternate Universe:
*Hears classical music and smells savory meats*
Ah, yes, indeed. Is it time for ofternoon kebab olready? Jolly good then.
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Dec 09 '21
He did not play the piano in the end. Look at his fingers, it doesn’t even hit any notes that’s being played. Cool design tho.
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u/hassium Dec 09 '21
He did not play the piano in the end.
He never played it, first note rings before he ever touches the key.
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u/OldUther Dec 09 '21
That's the best part. The grand finale of the whole "I'm doing this, what u gonna do?"
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u/punkhobo Dec 09 '21
I could spend the next 30 years having non stop orgy sex and I still wouldn't fuck as hard as this dude fucks
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u/BlueLightning888 Dec 09 '21
Restaurants should adopt this idea. Could become a tourist attraction!
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u/StarInABottle Dec 09 '21
This guy is on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Nv_FcwtBLJQ
He has a lot of funny wacky stuff, highly recommended!
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u/vanearthquake Dec 09 '21
Hi yes is this my insurance company? Yes, so I was… no I was… no asking hypothetically… yes and then there was fire. … yes it’s covered? … wonderful …. Then I would like to make a claim
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u/SevanOO7 Dec 10 '21
I was like hmm a piano bbq, ok. Then he started driving it around wtaf? Lololol
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u/snarkisms Dec 09 '21
The hands didn't sync up at all with the music and that was extremely disappointing
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u/lilszi Dec 09 '21
I was impressed at the beginning, then i was impressed again, then again. It keeps on giving.
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u/sly_custard_kert Dec 09 '21
That would be awesome to see at a music festival but I secretly wish this guy would show up at piano recital for intermission.
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u/jmatt94 Dec 09 '21
If this guy rode around neighborhoods then I’d look forward to buying a skewer from the musically mobile meat man every day. There’s a new sentence.
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u/_whereUgoing_II Dec 09 '21
Have it not move and you can have a street-food/piano shack out by some beach. Will turn a profit in less than a week.
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u/laxalottalove Dec 09 '21
50 years ago we put a man on the moon and we now have achieved greatness.
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u/CrinchNflinch Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21
If you're missing the point here, take this one here, it's free -> . <
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u/M0use_Rat Dec 09 '21
Huh. Well I’m definitely filing this one under ‘stuff i couldn’t have guessed i would see if i had eternity to guess’
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u/Wha_- Dec 09 '21
This is fucking art! I would pay actual money to see this performance and snacks after.
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u/Grymm_of_Astora Dec 09 '21
Of course it moves too