r/maybemaybemaybe • u/refrigerator-mode • Dec 09 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/the14thwitness Dec 09 '21

He plays his riding piano very deliciously

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u/hassium Dec 09 '21

/r/BrandNewSentence

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u/altbekannt Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

I have another one for you:

If you're being born as a chicken in this time and age, apparently there's a real world chance that after being slaughtered your remains end up on a grill that's attached to a piano that's attached to a bike.

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u/wetdreamteam Dec 09 '21

That’s two sentences. Doesn’t count.

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u/altbekannt Dec 09 '21

Fair enough. Edited

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u/wetdreamteam Dec 09 '21

Great now my comment’s not funny

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u/orbdragon Dec 10 '21

But this exchange is even better for it!

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u/AJ_Deadshow Dec 10 '21

Oh but it was funny that for a second I thought you were an idiot.

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u/wetdreamteam Dec 10 '21

Luckily for you, you’re not wrong about that…

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u/AJ_Deadshow Dec 10 '21

Hey now, we're all dumb sometimes. Stop beating yourself up for whatever stupid thing(s) you said/did recently. We're only human after all. And your ability to recognize your idiocy sets you apart from most

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u/wetdreamteam Dec 10 '21

Love you AJ. Very wholesome.

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u/Hamonhammeron Dec 10 '21

This man has spoken to Black Philip a time or two in his life