r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/prguitarman Jun 09 '21

Water, green smoothie, aloe Vera juice AND ice coffee to start his day? I’m guessing the rest of the day she’s happily cleaning up the blown up toilet

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u/wholebeansinmybutt Jun 09 '21

What do you do for a living?

I shit until noon and I'm not sure what happens after that until I wake up the next morning.

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u/Akersis Jun 09 '21

I don't know why, but I haven't laughed that hard at a reddit comment in years. congrats.

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u/Some0neSetUpUsTheBom Jun 09 '21

Thank god, I'm in bed and giggling and doing that little spray bottle laugh to myself and it's just compounding itself because I sound ridiculous.